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Quote from: albrecht on March 30, 2020, 06:41:36 PM
I'd like some "activist" to demand one of those Obama transgendered cross-dressing demons read HER book to small children in our public libraries!




Oh my.  We are in a cranky mood tonight, aren't we?

Gunner65

Just call them "SPORKS" 


Gunner65

The acronym will be worked out later:  SPORK

albrecht

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on March 30, 2020, 06:42:30 PM
Oh my.  We are in a cranky mood tonight, aren't we?
Sorry, damn Corona-Chan lock-down and allergies getting, a bit, to me. And the constant raking- now with added value of tree pollen. And, like I'm a friggin reverse dowser, washed truck and then rain and pollen fall. Seriously considering a gig, post Corona-Chan, where I travel to arid lands and wash my car and get the local farmers to pay me for bringing rain.



Quote from: albrecht on March 30, 2020, 06:47:58 PM
Sorry, damn Corona-Chan lock-down and allergies getting, a bit, to me. And the constant raking- now with added value of tree pollen. And, like I'm a friggin reverse dowser, washed truck and then rain and pollen fall. Seriously considering a gig, post Corona-Chan, where I travel to arid lands and wash my car and get the local farmers to pay me for bringing rain.

We are in the thick of the yellow scourge here:


Gunner65

Is the Cure Tennesse whiskey?  I don' t think so

albrecht

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on March 30, 2020, 06:49:28 PM
We are in the thick of the yellow scourge here:



Yep. Nature is amazing. Sometimes amazingly bad but still amazing. I just wonder if there is some way to monetize pollen? Aside from natural uses in plant reproduction, bee keeping, and such like the selling of meds.  I mean use the actual crap that falls all over the decks, yard, cars, pool, etc. Last year I had 12 large yard bags of ONLY pollen- no leaves just pollen (many, many more of leaf bags.) Surely there must be some use. Claim some ancient Indian use as a herbal medicine or some crap? Sell to New Agers and hippies at a Norry "invasion" or "big event?"

Quote from: albrecht on March 30, 2020, 06:58:10 PM
Yep. Nature is amazing. Sometimes amazingly bad but still amazing. I just wonder if there is some way to monetize pollen? Aside from natural uses in plant reproduction, bee keeping, and such. I mean the crap that falls all over the decks, yard, cars, etc. Last year I had 12 large yard bags of ONLY pollen- no leaves just pollen (many, many more of leaf bags.) Surely there must be some use. Claim some ancient Indian use as a herbal medicine or some crap? Sell to New Agers and hippies at a Norry "invasion" or "big event?"

WTF?  I can't imagine that.  Especially as my mental image of Texas is:




albrecht

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on March 30, 2020, 07:00:16 PM
WTF?  I can't imagine that.  Especially as my mental image of Texas is:


Ha. That is a big part of it. But we are big. Everything from swamps, piney woods, Hill Country, plains, beaches, and deserts. Even a sorta mini Grand Canyon. Only a few natural lakes though.

So now the Hawaiian on GLP that received that creepy silverware says this:

QuoteThe senders name, TangXueZhi translates to "Pain Learn Only" in english, soooooo that's fucking ominous and spooky. That's what Google translate tells me anyway. Anyone here verify that?

albrecht

Quote from: Gunner65 on March 30, 2020, 07:01:24 PM
https://www.wunderground.com/weather/us/ny/prattsburgh
Heard from someone in MT last week and there was a potential blizzard. Then again, it is Montana and what they do up there. Meanwhile was 90 here already. Goodbye "Spring" and directly into summer, I guess (though cooled off a bit now and some rain for the lock-down.) They claim Corona-Chan will die out in heat- so looking better for us?

chefist

Any infected Bellgabbers?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on March 30, 2020, 07:07:52 PM
So now the Hawaiian on GLP that received that creepy silverware says this:

Fuck it! Let’s get WW3 started!! :D

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: chefist on March 30, 2020, 07:11:45 PM
Any infected Bellgabbers?

Kidnostad seems to have AIDS of the brain.

paladin1991

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on March 30, 2020, 03:53:19 PM
WTH?  Were they low bidder or something?  What is the air freight cost on a batch of infected bodies?

He runs the pick ups and the burn box.  He does what he is told.  The owner/operator is the one who would do 'bidding' or accepting of gov't contracts.

I will see what else I can discover

K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on March 30, 2020, 06:58:10 PM
Yep. Nature is amazing. Sometimes amazingly bad but still amazing. I just wonder if there is some way to monetize pollen? Aside from natural uses in plant reproduction, bee keeping, and such like the selling of meds.  I mean use the actual crap that falls all over the decks, yard, cars, pool, etc. Last year I had 12 large yard bags of ONLY pollen- no leaves just pollen (many, many more of leaf bags.) Surely there must be some use. Claim some ancient Indian use as a herbal medicine or some crap? Sell to New Agers and hippies at a Norry "invasion" or "big event?"

Bee pollen is a popular addition to your smoothie or acai bowl or dubious soy-based beverage out here.  They collect it by forcing the bees through a sort of brushy thing that knocks off all the stuff they've laboriously collected for their hive, poor things.  On the one hand you could say it is all plant sperm and must share a similar (and likely negligible) nutrient profile but on the other (I am not a pollen expert) I suppose the flower pollen that bees collect has stuff in it that makes it suitable for raising little bees in a way that your tree and shrub pollen, wantonly shot into the wind, does not.

albrecht

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 30, 2020, 07:12:25 PM
Fuck it! Let’s get WW3 started!! :D
I think it already has been happening for sometime. Just different than what Hollywood or experiences of prior wars would have people expect, for now.

paladin1991

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 30, 2020, 04:19:15 PM
I was going to say that too al but I knew paladin would just turn it into a lewd joke about me “taking it black.” ;)

;D ;D ;D  i take mine black and sweet.   How does the Dickdr take his?  How else would he take it, down his throat.

Quote from: paladin1991 on March 30, 2020, 07:13:17 PM
He runs the pick ups and the burn box.  He does what he is told.  The owner/operator is the one who would do 'bidding' or accepting of gov't contracts.

I will see what else I can discover

Thank you Sir!


paladin1991

Quote from: albrecht on March 30, 2020, 06:27:41 PM
That is some trippy stuff. And why no knife. Just spoon and fork? Odd. I like how he blacks out, or attempts to do so, the bar codes. I do that on everything also before I throw it away (in at least two different places.) But apparently with some of the nano tech RFID equivalent are even being put in to the products. Katherine Albrecht (no relation) a redhead that I'm sure RCH would go after mentioned something along those lines some time ago.

KA was a hot little number back in the day.

albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on March 30, 2020, 07:13:46 PM
Bee pollen is a popular addition to your smoothie or acai bowl or dubious soy-based beverage out here.  They collect it by forcing the bees through a sort of brushy thing that knocks off all the stuff they've laboriously collected for their hive, poor things.  On the one hand you could say it is all plant sperm and must share a similar (and likely negligible) nutrient profile but on the other (I am not a pollen expert) I suppose the flower pollen that bees collect has stuff in it that makes it suitable for raising little bees in a way that your tree and shrub pollen, wantonly shot into the wind, does not.
LMH should set her cats upon those evil people. Bees have enough problems what with nicotine-based pesticides, 5G, Africanized 'killer' invader varieties, and loss of habitat. Now they are stealing the pollen that they worked, and danced, so hard for to collect? WTF!?

Quote from: chefist on March 30, 2020, 07:11:45 PM
Any infected Bellgabbers?

How are things looking out in the desert? 

Senda keeps going out and about on the bus.  I've tried to convince him not to but to no avail.  If he gets sick, he's a goner.   :'(

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