The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[3OctaveFart]

Falkie, how is that crap hole coming along?

[bateman]

Falkie, how is that crap hole coming along?

Today's the day of re-inspection, is it not?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Falkie's Diary (cont.)

"At last! I finally get some peace around this place to recharge my batteries. Sweet Kathy's new career at SeaWorld is going swimmingly, ha ha ha! (I haven't heard from her for a couple of weeks, so its all good â€" she's either doing well or dead

You, sir have a gift! Had me on the floor.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Today's the day of re-inspection, is it not?

Falkie may be moving in with Sweet Kathy at the shelter.

[bateman]

Falkie may be moving in with Sweet Kathy at the shelter.

There's always the Prius Lexus.

[Inglorious Bitch]

There's always the Prius Lexus.

There was a show on TV Land called Bosom Buddies with a very young Tom Hanks. I don't think the show ever really went anywhere, but I can see a 2015 reboot staring Falkie. Falkie dons womens apparel and has to convince the workers at the women's shelter that he is a battered woman. Hilarity ensues.

[Jocko Johnson]

There's always the Prius Lexus.

Correct! Or a reschedule or some other bs story. Half this shit is made up anyway. If there was an inspection,  it's  after 5pm pst so we should have an answer. Area 51 Drone, what does bulkie say?? Is A51D banned?

[Dateline]

There was a show on TV Land called Bosom Buddies with a very young Tom Hanks. I don't think the show ever really went anywhere, but I can see a 2015 reboot staring Falkie. Falkie dons womens apparel and has to convince the workers at the women's shelter that he is a battered woman. Hilarity ensues.

OMG!  I had similar thoughts earlier today, but did not post them especially when I read today was the re-inspection day.

REBOOT OF THE SHOW:

EPISODE 1:  Flossie (Falkie dressed in drag) is evicted from this apartment with his girlfriend Kathy.  To avoid being homeless, they smack each other with a few love pats and descend upon the women's shelter in the city he/they live in.  Various scenes are shown where Flossie is almost revealed as a drag queen, but they prevail.  Boop Poop is also snuck in under Flossie's dress.  Boop Poop escapes and the shelter have a runaway Pussy alert to save Boop Poop.  Funds are raised and given to the neighborhood no-kill shelter with Flossie being the fund-raiser by filming a viral video he puts on YouTube under the name TM the Woman From Pittsburgh.

[Jocko Johnson]

Inspection today, but I  was in the ER with terrible pain as I am so full of feces and haven't been able to take a dump since the new maid has cleaned the bathroom and kathy keeps watching me thinking I am going to put the "old falkmeister" moves on Esmeralda and this has made it very uncomfortable for me to evacuate my system. Video later if the enemas and meds the ER doc gave me works, but its really NONE of your business so STFU. Nap time since the a/c and the bay winds off the north pacific have lowered the temperature in my sty to 43° and the extra clothes I have to wear have made me warm and sleepy. I need to get the lazy ass landlord to cut the heater on so I can get comfortable and begin to dust and clean the last corner of the bedroom,  as if it's any of your business. So 6ou all just go and STFU. 

[weeberwubber]

Falkie, the Jimmy Kimmel "Mean Tweets" videos on youtube get 20 to 30 million views each. I bet you could get 20 or 30 views if you did a series of "Mean posts" videos in which you read the parody posts from this thread.

[littlechris]

Just read this article.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/features/donald-trump-murdoch-ailes-nbc-816131


Donald Trump and George "Falkie" Senda "sound" practically identical in the  way they speak.

WOW!!

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie. Wow what a great opportunity just opened up for you. Why don't you consider eating a bunch of subway sandwiches and become the next Jarod Fogel? You would be so rich. But if eating for a living is to much work have you ever considered hosting a Falkie cruise? Just think, we would all pay a bit extra to be on a cruise ship with you and sweet Kathy and all you have to do is a meet and greet. Obviously you and Kathy would get the complete port side of the ship and the other 2000 of us passengers would be starboard just to keep the ship from flipping. And hey big guy if you get tired of Kathy on the cruise just toss her overboard. I'm sure she could keep up with the boat and with all the food on board we could toss her fish and bagels.

[littlechris]

Hey Falkie. Wow what a great opportunity just opened up for you. Why don't you consider eating a bunch of subway sandwiches and become the next Jarod Fogel? You would be so rich. But if eating for a living is to much work have you ever considered hosting a Falkie cruise? Just think, we would all pay a bit extra to be on a cruise ship with you and sweet Kathy and all you have to do is a meet and greet. Obviously you and Kathy would get the complete port side of the ship and the other 2000 of us passengers would be starboard just to keep the ship from flipping. And hey big guy if you get tired of Kathy on the cruise just toss her overboard. I'm sure she could keep up with the boat and with all the food on board we could toss her fish and bagels.

Lol. I thought the same thing today, that George "Falkie" Senda would be a good spokesperson for Subway, now that Jared is out and will be going to the pen..

The fact that George "Falkie" Senda  represents a HUGE demographic (baby boomers) and is OBESE (most americans), would make him a good candidate for being a spokesperson for Subway if he can do one video a day talking about his Subway sandwich of choice, BUT also lose weight as he does daily videos on his Subway sandwich experience.

He should give it a try.

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[Defwhale]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eRvGaxljsQ

Hey Falkie, do you think this video makes Kathy out to be more sympathetic, or less?  And by extension, you?  Or is the game here to make both of you appear so objectionable and beyond help that you might be able to collect a few bucks from a handful of softhearted but misguided folks who feel sympathy for... this?

How did the inspection go, video tonight when it cools down?

[akwilly]

https://youtu.be/2_QJ0-xhgD0 See Falkie she makes money eating

[Defwhale]

//// The fact that George "Falkie" Senda  represents a HUGE demographic (baby boomers) and is OBESE (most americans)////

You left out entitled, and dense yet opinionated

[Jocko Johnson]

There's always the Prius Lexus.

Correct! Or a reschedule or some other bs story. Half this shit is made up anyway. If there was an inspection,  it's  after 5pm pst so we should have an answer. Area 51 Drone, what does bulkie say?? Is A51D banned?

Lol. I thought the same thing today, that George "Falkie" Senda would be a good spokesperson for Subway, now that Jared is out and will be going to the pen..

The fact that George "Falkie" Senda  represents a HUGE demographic (baby boomers) and is OBESE (most americans), would make him a good candidate for being a spokesperson for Subway if he can do one video a day talking about his Subway sandwich of choice, BUT also lose weight as he does daily videos on his Subway sandwich experience.

He should give it a try.

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Perfect fit, murderer, con man, tax evader, pimp, whore banger on line, fraudmaster and illegal fake disability recipient...he will be on his way to the pen too one day.

[nooryisawesome]

https://youtu.be/2_QJ0-xhgD0 See Falkie she makes money eating

[SredniVashtar]

Sounds to me like someone is cruisin' for a bruisin'.

STFU. delirious witch!!

What do you know? I have already dumped Sweet Kathy's ass and made you my new LOVE SLAVE!! In fact you and me are MARRIED!!

Here's a photo from our wedding album. DPS is on the right (bridesmaid).

[SredniVashtar]

Ant-Man, A Movie review.

I Liked Ant-Man, it was very good. I liked the plot, it was very good. I liked the characters, they were very good. I liked the special effects, they were very good.
The End

STFU, Rancid Skunk!!

Roger Ebert called Sweet Kathy 'The New Pauline Kael'. Alright, he was high at the time but he still said it! He said SK's famous review of The Godfather, "it was alright, I guess" was "like a perfect Japanese Haiku in its brevity and wisdom", so you know NOTHING!!

Sweet Kathy's career as a film reviewer was only cut short because she couldn't fit through the door of the movie theaters any more.

Stop being a HATER!!!

[Inglorious Bitch]

OMG!  I had similar thoughts earlier today

I would pay to see Falkie in drag.

[Inglorious Bitch]

STFU. delirious witch!!

What do you know? I have already dumped Sweet Kathy's ass and made you my new LOVE SLAVE!! In fact you and me are MARRIED!!

Here's a photo from our wedding album. DPS is on the right (bridesmaid).

[SredniVashtar]

I would pay to see Falkie in drag.

You've never seen these two together, which I consider significant.

I'll take a cheque!

[Yorkshire pud]

You've never seen these two together, which I consider significant.

I'll take a cheque!

We never saw Divine the drag singer and Senda in the same room..Noory knows that's no coincidence.

[SredniVashtar]

We never saw Divine the drag singer and Senda in the same room..Noory knows that's no coincidence.

There's a big difference, my dear Yorkshire!!

Divine ate shit and died, while everyone just hopes George will follow that example.

[Inglorious Bitch]

There's a big difference, my dear Yorkshire!!

Divine ate shit and died, while everyone just hopes George will follow that example.

Well, he's full of shit so how do you think it got in there?

[paladin1991]

Hey Falkie, do you think this video makes Kathy out to be more sympathetic, or less?  And by extension, you?  Or is the game here to make both of you appear so objectionable and beyond help that you might be able to collect a few bucks from a handful of softhearted but misguided folks who feel sympathy for... this?

How did the inspection go, video tonight when it cools down?

Maybe next time you do a video Sendamemoney, you could hang a clean sheet up behind Our Sweet Kathy and hide all your shit you have hanging over the wall.  Just a thought.  I kept getting distracted by shit you had on display and I really found it difficult to focus on Our Sweet Kathy and then you jumping in to interrogate  the susp, er, Our Sweet Kathy was jarring and now I'm off to walk the family dog and then go to the gym.  Oops!  Sorry, I said the 'G' word.  I know the idea of pushing iron around, frankly, scares the shit out of you.  Oh well, toodles.

[Yorkshire pud]

Maybe next time you do a video Sendamemoney, you could hang a clean sheet up behind Our Sweet Kathy and hide all your shit you have hanging over the wall.  Just a thought.  I kept getting distracted by shit you had on display and I really found it difficult to focus on Our Sweet Kathy and then you jumping in to interrogate  the susp, er, Our Sweet Kathy was jarring and now I'm off to walk the family dog and then go to the gym.  Oops!  Sorry, I said the 'G' word.  I know the idea of pushing iron around, frankly, scares the shit out of you.  Oh well, toodles.

Well well not so wonderful sow. How dare you bitch about my indigestion system. I have NEVER tried to put faecal matter up my a*s. G*d knows what I'm taking about, I take copious doses of Imodium as and when I need it (five times a day between naps), not that that is anyone else's business ESPECIALLY bitches who bitch and lie about me, as I said in my videos.
Sweaty Kathy has decided to forego her potential film critic career and do the voice over for curdling milk on videos I'll be shooting, producing and editing. If I can't edit, or produce, or shoot it, I'll set up a crowd fund to finance it. STFU those who will say I'll mismanage any donations to buy more Apple products I'll need to demand someone show me how to use them. Bill Gates offered me vice President but my hateful mother got in the way and insisted I eat to obesity.

Today I'll need to nap after my first nap because Kathy kept me awake overnight with her farting that followed through and covered the cats; I was going to spend the rest of the night cleaning it up but decided to eat a half frozen raw cod and watch as Kathy rolled over in it and the cat. But the haters will make that their business. AND IT IS NOT!!

Noory I think is putting my TV career on the back burner. Nothing for sure, but he's accidentally blocked my E mail address and always seems to be in a meeting when I call.

[Dateline]

You are just a bunch of HATERS!  Since I am going to be on Norry's big hit show, he has grifted me a make over.  Yes, the same make-over artist that made Norry what he is today, is going to have their way with me.  Video Later.

Now, I know the anticipation is too much to hold in, so feel free to make up your own versions.  That just shows what HATERS you are.  Kathy, too, may have some work.  We are discussing a trout-pout look, apple cheeks and a breast augmentation.  She has the final say so after I yell a few times at her we will see what she wants to change. 

All of this change makes me tired, so time for a nap.

[Jocko Johnson]

When I yell at Kathy it's only for her own good. NOT like it's anyone else's business so just go and mind your own business.  After 39yrs give or take, on and off you can get on a persons nerves, so we lose our tempers and I just black out sort of and beat the snot out of her. It's the same thing that happened before my father died. One minute he was beating my mother, the next I was pissed and had my hands around his neck/throat ...then I woke up in mommy's arms as she was rubbing my head and stroking my hair and telling me it is okay, you have to leave town for a few, maybe 20 yrs or so...then she told me to STFU. Next thing I knew after that was that my dad's ghost was flying all around the joint. These are the kind of stories that are no ones business so I will be telling them and everything else on the new Sendamoney & snory show on the internet TV, if we sell it, but who the f--k wouldn't want to hear all this kinda stuff, it's gold, thats what dave tells me and he agrees it's nobody's business so STFU. Time to nap. Video later. More info on the make overs tomorrow, so STFU, video later. Nap after that as well. Then a video later.