The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

I'm strictly meat and potatoes. I don't like sushi.

Sorry, Yorkie. You'll have to take one for the team.

Is that a no then? Our marriage is a sham. There I said it!!! You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

[Who]

Nude Senda and Nude Kathy don't wake up until noon so we'll have to work around them for the first four hours.  Perhaps we can get someone from Sea World to join us to move them to another location while they're still sleeping?  This will make our work much less horrifying.

[Yorkshire pud]

I am sure you will change your mind when you see her stepping shyly into the room, clad in something skimpy. Think of it is a bit of nostalgia: it might make you feel like one of your illustrious forebears down t'pit. I'll even throw in a pony if it helps you to deal with the trauma.

Either way, she'll be sitting on your face by the end of the month. Play some relaxing music while it's going on or something. We all have our burdens to bear, and being face-raped by Captain Caveman just happens to be yours. Suck it up! Oh...well, you'll have plenty of opportunity to do that, of course!

When they talk about the North/South divide in the UK, they're not referring to the economy. No; it's referring to the base level that southerners can sink themselves in the revolting depravity they call 'normal'. Merely pulling legs off spiders is small play for them. They go out at night (or maybe even daylight) and drag farm animals into their yards and rip them apart with their bare hands..

Their sexual deviancies are equally repugnant; as can be seen by the above revolting proposal.

Oh okay then, I'll do it but I want a five minute break every hour. With a drink of water too.

[GravitySucks]

Nude Senda and Nude Kathy don't wake up until noon so we'll have to work around them for the first four hours.  Perhaps we can get someone from Sea World to join us to move them to another location while they're still sleeping?  This will make our work much less horrifying.

Take extra googles.

Video later?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

You won't have to do any actual cleaning. We need you to take charge of Sweet Kathy and 'show her a good time', if you get my drift.

I'd rather scrub the toilet. 

[Yorkshire pud]

I'd rather scrub the toilet.

So would I, but I was outvoted by those debauched excuses for humanity.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I am sure you will change your mind when you see her stepping shyly into the room, clad in something skimpy.

Falkie has repeatedly told us that Kathy likes to walk around in the altogether, even when Patty is over.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Is that a no then? Our marriage is a sham. There I said it!!! You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

I'd say the marriage was pretty much over when you gifted me to another man. N'est-ce Pas?

[Yorkshire pud]

I'd say the marriage was pretty much over when you gifted me to another man. N'est-ce Pas?

Actually I gifted you to MV; You're safe with him as he's not a real man. He pretends.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Actually I gifted you to MV; You're safe with him as he's not a real man. He pretends.

It was nice knowing you.

[Yorkshire pud]

It was nice knowing you.

[Lilith]

My compliments to all the posters in this thread.  Even in The Big Guy's absence, you all do a wonderful job of keeping this thread both interesting and entertaining.  GREAT JOB everyone !!!  BRAVO !!!

Thank You for your endless dedication to a thread I can depend on, day after day, month after month,  for hours of excellent reading.   

I'm so proud to be a bellgabber!   

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

I'd say the marriage was pretty much over when you gifted me to another man. N'est-ce Pas?

[Dateline]

Nude Senda and Nude Kathy don't wake up until noon so we'll have to work around them for the first four hours.  Perhaps we can get someone from Sea World to join us to move them to another location while they're still sleeping?  This will make our work much less horrifying.

Pack it up and put in the Prius.

[Dateline]

Maybe we can have a double-ring ceremony.  Sweet Kathy and Falk-O, IB and YP, together on the beaches of San Mateo as the waves whip in the back ground and echos of I Do ring off of the hills.

Or, two rings for Falk-O, a piercing in the nostril and a tongue piercing for Sweet Kathy to well. . . never mind.

[Jackstar]

I'm so proud to be a bellgabber!   

Race treason.

[Walks_At_Night]

Well there seems to be quite a kerfuffle over who will get the alien head(s). [Is it one or two?  That still seems murky to me].  No matter, as it is not really my place to stake a claim.   I'm definitely not one of the "cool kids" and I've only been following this "boiling pit of sewage"(â,,¢) thread for 100 pages whilst some of you sadists have been here for all eleven hundred pages............

So the head is a no go for me - I can accept that.  However, I'd like to inquire about the current status of the Captain America picture?   If there are no current aspirants to it, I'd like to stake a claim.   I'm a big Captain fan from way back and if this particular depiction of Steve Rogers could talk just think what tales he could tell!    Days on end of Falkie coughing up ick into a bucket,  the sweet sounds of obstructive sleep apnea and perhaps, just perhaps what the hell is going on with those screen grabs that Little Chris posted.   The Captain knows all! 

I have a prime spot picked out in the garage - right over the mitre saw and between the weed whacker and sewer snake.

Does my claim stick?   What say team Falkie Thread?   

[Roswells, Art]

Well there seems to be quite a kerfuffle over who will get the alien head(s). [Is it one or two?  That still seems murky to me].  No matter, as it is not really my place to stake a claim.   I'm definitely not one of the "cool kids" and I've only been following this "boiling pit of sewage"(â,,¢) thread for 100 pages whilst some of you sadists have been here for all eleven hundred pages............

So the head is a no go for me - I can accept that.  However, I'd like to inquire about the current status of the Captain America picture?   If there are no current aspirants to it, I'd like to stake a claim.   I'm a big Captain fan from way back and if this particular depiction of Steve Rogers could talk just think what tales he could tell!    Days on end of Falkie coughing up ick into a bucket,  the sweet sounds of obstructive sleep apnea and perhaps, just perhaps what the hell is going on with those screen grabs that Little Chris posted.   The Captain knows all! 

I have a prime spot picked out in the garage - right over the mitre saw and between the weed whacker and sewer snake.

Does my claim stick?   What say team Falkie Thread?   

Why is everyone so against reading this thread from the beginning? It's interesting and funny and you'll gain the insight needed to post. The beauty is that his most stalwart defenders changed their minds. I'm not talking about his supporters, they want to see Falkie crash.

[Roswells, Art]

PS. I Don't want anything in Falkie's  apt.

[Inglorious Bitch]

So the head is a no go for me - I can accept that. 

Don't sell yourself short. If you can figure out a way to sneak onto the Who compound, the TWO alien heads may yet be yours.

Plan No.2, you join me, Who and SV on our "cleaning excursion" Chez Falkenburgh (see what I did there? I even added the "g") and we could "clean out" the place in more than one sense.

[Inglorious Bitch]

PS. I Don't want anything in Falkie's  apt.

Oh, you're too good for germ and vermin ridden tchotchkes, then? 

[Jackstar]

It's interesting and funny and

[Inglorious Bitch]

My compliments to all the posters in this thread.  Even in The Big Guy's absence, you all do a wonderful job of keeping this thread both interesting and entertaining.  GREAT JOB everyone !!!  BRAVO !!!

Hi Briggy, you should post here more often. This is the one place where you could really let your hair down on BG! 

[Walks_At_Night]

Don't sell yourself short. If you can figure out a way to sneak onto the Who compound, the TWO alien heads may yet be yours.

Plan No.2, you join me, Who and SV on our "cleaning excursion" Chez Falkenburgh (see what I did there? I even added the "g") and we could "clean out" the place in more than one sense.

I might be down for Plan #2.    I'm a little concerned about the face rape......   Yorkshire is still on the docket for that, right?  The offer isn't some sort of sick Three Card Monty plot to stick it to the new dude, correct?   

[Roswells, Art]

Oh, you're too good for germ and vermin ridden tchotchkes, then? 

Lol

[Inglorious Bitch]

I was never "A Goer", I think that was the problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kwh3R0YjuQ

[Walks_At_Night]

Why is everyone so against reading this thread from the beginning? It's interesting and funny and you'll gain the insight needed to post. The beauty is that his most stalwart defenders changed their minds. I'm not talking about his supporters, they want to see Falkie crash.

I'm not against it - I just started paying attention to the thread about the time the Art Bell thread went into the pooper, which happily enough was about page 990 or so.   It was actually Meatie that made a rather interesting post about Kissinger on the AB thread that lead me here. Someone complimented him on it and he referred them to this hot mess. 

So I'll head on back to page 1 as time allows.   Fair 'nuff?   

[Inglorious Bitch]

I might be down for Plan #2.    I'm a little concerned about the face rape......   Yorkshire is still on the docket for that, right?  The offer isn't some sort of sick Three Card Monty plot to stick it to the new dude, correct?

I don't think there's any need for face rape. There're ways around that, although it's interesting how SV's mind works. There's a local restaurant in SF with Kathy's Kryptonite:



http://innovationsandstrategy.com/?p=526
http://insidescoopsf.sfgate.com/blog/2013/07/17/nightcaps-the-atlanta-celebrity-chef-that-never-heard-of-state-bird-provisions-service-style/

We roll that bad boy into Falkie's apartment and both he and Sweet K will be busy for hours, oblivious to anything going on around them.

[Walks_At_Night]

I don't think there's any need for face rape. There're ways around that, although it's interesting how SV's mind works. There's a local restaurant in SF with Kathy's Kryptonite:

We roll that bad boy into Falkie's apartment and both he and Sweet K will be busy for hours, oblivious to anything going on around them.

Ok - Count me in.  It's  Leap Monday right?

Regarding SV's mind - he worships a weasel.   So we all have to cut him some slack.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Regarding SV's mind - he worships a weasel right?   

Sredni Vashtar WAS the weasel!