The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Philosopher]

Srsly, guys, we need to start grooming a replacement for Falkie. 

Start targeting MV and see how fast this thread is nuked.

[Who]

Srsly, guys, we need to start grooming a replacement for Falkie.  Whether you want him to die in a fire or just expire slowly, like a snail, there are no elderly 400 lb fat tubs of shit out there. When it comes to Falkie, life is like a box of chocolates: it doesn't last as long for fat people.

[Inglorious Bitch]

The man, the myth, the legend. Senda, coming to a woo woo con in a town near you.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Start targeting MV and see how fast this thread is nuked.

Target our protector and benefactor? Never. MV is the epitome of everything that is good and decent in this world.

(Turbo mode now?)

[Yorkshire pud]

Target our protector and benefactor? Never. MV is the epitome of everything that is good and decent in this world.

(Turbo mode now?)

IB? Erm, you were one of the women I gifted to MV to be part of his hareem. I know technically I did it without asking you first, and you could perhaps take offence, but a) It was so I got turbo mode and b) He said women respected a man who made decisions. (I'm assuming it includes assuming ownership of women slaves to gift to other men)

No hard feelings eh?

[Inglorious Bitch]

IB? Erm, you were one of the women I gifted to MV to be part of his hareem.

What? I'm already one of Pally's sister wives. A woman's work is never done.

No hard feelings eh?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I know technically I did it without asking you first

You thought she'd be pissed that you signed her up for regular sex?  How cute.

[Inglorious Bitch]

regular sex?

Did you need to look up that term in the dictionary to know what it meant?

[Yorkshire pud]

You thought she'd be pissed that you signed her up for regular sex?  How cute.

I don't think that can be taken as read; MV has a lot of diapers to change and I suspect he has little time for sins of the flesh.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Did you need to look up that term in the dictionary to know what it meant?

According to The Bible, I have never had regular sex.

Your game is getting weaker.  I should ease up on you before you collapse in a crying fit.

[Inglorious Bitch]

According to The Bible, I have never had regular sex.

I'm not surprised. How's that lying with another man thing working out for you? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I'm not surprised. How's that lying with another man thing working out for you? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

So you want to know what it's like to have sex with a man?

[Inglorious Bitch]

So you want to know what it's like to have sex with a man?

If anyone could tell me, I'm sure it's you.

[3OctaveFart]

People who have lots of fulfilling sex don't talk of it - they don't need to.

[Inglorious Bitch]

People who have lots of fulfilling sex don't talk of it - they don't need to.

Do you think that's why FBWB is constantly bringing up the topic? I thought we were here to discuss Falkie.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

People who have lots of fulfilling sex don't talk of it - they don't need to.

An old man enters a confessional and proudly exclaims, "Father, I have to tell you what happened to me last night. I'm 90 years old, and I made love to two 18-year-old women for eight hours!"

The stern priest replies, "That is a sin. I will have to give you a penance."

"Father, you can't give me a penance."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm Jewish."

The perplexed Father asks, "Then why are you telling me?"

"I'm telling everyone!"

That should teach you to stop parroting clever sounding pseudo-reasoning.

[3OctaveFart]

Didn't read your joke. Write an original one and I might make a minute for it, and you.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Didn't read your joke. Write an original one and I might make a minute for it, and you.

Apply some original thought to your posts and they might actually be useful.  Squawk.

[3OctaveFart]

I'm not here to be useful. Your endorsement or anyone else's here is not something I seek.

When you are old enough to grow hair on your balls, you will realize (someday) that none of this means anything.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I'm not here to be useful. Your endorsement or anyone else's here is not something I seek.

When you are old enough to grow hair on your balls, you will realize (someday) that none of this means anything.

The sad thing is he's 80. I've seen his driver's license.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

The sad thing is he's 80. I've seen his driver's license.

Yep, the tank is just about empty.  Guess I was too hard on you these past couple of days.  Now I feel bad.

PM me your address and I'll send you an emotional pick-me-up.  A bouquet of dicks, or something.

[Inglorious Bitch]

PM me your address and I'll send you an emotional pick-me-up.  A bouquet of dicks, or something.

Sure thing Sparky! I always send men on the internet that I don't know my address. I'll get right on that!

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Sure thing Sparky! I always send men on the internet that I don't know my address. I'll get right on that!

So, you REALLY want a bouquet of dicks but are apprehensive about security?  You said you saw my driver's license, so how much of a stranger can I be?

[3OctaveFart]

Here's a guy who retired last week at age 86.

http://www.freep.com/story/news/columnists/jim-schaefer/2016/02/20/few-minutes-man-who-worked-60-years/80659270/

[Inglorious Bitch]

So, you REALLY want a bouquet of dicks but are apprehensive about security? 

I never said that I wanted a bouquet of anything.

You said you saw my driver's license, so how much of a stranger can I be?

I was obviously kidding. Once again:

sat·ire
/ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/
noun
noun: satire

    the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
    synonyms:   mockery, ridicule, derision, scorn, caricature; More
    irony, sarcasm
    "he has become the subject of satire"
        a play, novel, film, or other work that uses satire.
        plural noun: satires
        "a stinging satire on American politics"
        synonyms:   parody, burlesque, caricature, lampoon, skit; More
        informalspoof, takeoff, sendup
        "a satire on Canadian politics"
        a genre of literature characterized by the use of satire.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I never said that I wanted a bouquet of anything.


I was obviously kidding. Once again:

sat·ire
/ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/
noun
noun: satire

    the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
    synonyms:   mockery, ridicule, derision, scorn, caricature; More
    irony, sarcasm
    "he has become the subject of satire"
        a play, novel, film, or other work that uses satire.
        plural noun: satires
        "a stinging satire on American politics"
        synonyms:   parody, burlesque, caricature, lampoon, skit; More
        informalspoof, takeoff, sendup
        "a satire on Canadian politics"
        a genre of literature characterized by the use of satire.

Falkie used to quote the dictionary, too.  ANOTHER point of congruency between you.

Say, do you weigh like 400 lbs, by any chance?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Say, do you weigh like 400 lbs, by any chance?

No, do you?

[akwilly]

Falkie used to quote the dictionary, too.  ANOTHER point of congruency between you.

Say, do you weigh like 400 lbs, by any chance?

holy cow you guys are cracking me up. P.S. one hell of a finish in the Daytona 500!

[FearBoysWithBugs]

holy cow you guys are cracking me up. P.S. one hell of a finish in the Daytona 500!

Shhh...don't provoke her, dude.  She's in one of her moods again.

[akwilly]

Shhh...don't provoke her, dude.  She's in one of her moods again.

ya Falkie absence has been hard on us all. I hope him leaving doesn't give her "daddy" issues. It would be a shame to see her working the pole at a strip joint