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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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Quote from: onan on February 25, 2016, 10:13:28 AM
What about those of us that could give a rat's ass about a cone and how far away it is?

We will admire you for having a surfeit of rat's asses.



GravitySucks

Quote from: onan on February 25, 2016, 10:13:28 AM
What about those of us that could give a rat's ass about a cone and how far away it is?

Is it filled with ice cream?


Quote from: GravitySucks on February 25, 2016, 10:48:52 AM
Is it filled with ice cream?

Something no one would ever need to ask about IB.


akwilly

Hey Falkie, you have really taken a page from the main stream media. You busted into the Norry sucks thread with your breaking news of Tommy going to the hospital and you gave us the impression that it was pretty dang serious. We now hear that it is kidney stones or some other less life threatening issue. Are you turning into a fear mongering news reporter? Is it more important to you that you be first to report a story or is the actual facts more important?

Who

Fellow Fat Fuck Chris Christie just endorsed Donald Trump and Senda is nowhere to be seen.  CNN is reporting it.  CBS is reporting it. But the greatest newsman in the world is nowhere to be seen.   This is absolute proof that Senda is winding down fast.  His life of lethargy and inhaling processed junk food is finally catching up to him.   








Quote from: akwilly on February 25, 2016, 04:38:24 PM
Hey Falkie, you have really taken a page from the main stream media. You busted into the Norry sucks thread with your breaking news of Tommy going to the hospital and you gave us the impression that it was pretty dang serious. We now hear that it is kidney stones or some other less life threatening issue. Are you turning into a fear mongering news reporter? Is it more important to you that you be first to report a story or is the actual facts more important?

I loved his 43 second video where he breathlessly announced that Jeb Bush was suspending his campaign.  And about 38 seconds of that was him saying howya dooin im george senda etc etc and wishing everyone a great day and catch you next time.  Probably his best and most relevant work ever -- should win him a Grammy or something.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on February 25, 2016, 04:21:43 PM
Simmer down, Joanie.

Not difficult to do when you're in the room.  Every male is at 98.6 on the dot.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Who on February 26, 2016, 10:57:04 AM
Fellow Fat Fuck Chris Christie just endorsed Donald Trump and Senda is nowhere to be seen.  CNN is reporting it.  CBS is reporting it. But the greatest newsman in the world is nowhere to be seen.   This is absolute proof that Senda is winding down fast.  His life of lethargy and inhaling processed junk food is finally catching up to him.   




I don't know what anyone else thinks, but the fact he hasn't covered this with his usual investigative journalistic excellence, seems to me he's jealous of Christie. How can Senda realistically comment on other peoples efforts in his hovel, and not bring up that Christie is a serious contender in the obesity and over stretching his internal organs debate? It will look churlish if he glosses over it, and self aggrandising if he says something such as 'Sure, he's a fat twat, but hey, c'mon; I'm far more of a skin stretcher that that SOB' So STFU!


video later if I can get someone to buy me an superwide angle add on for my Ipad camera.

Who

Oh, there he is.  Seems he's a little too excited about this Christie endorsement to comment right now.  Sorry, Senda, we'll be back later. Carry on.


when you're on your death bed, the first thing you do is make sure a guy stealing Starbucks wifi is notified

Quote from: Who on February 26, 2016, 10:57:04 AM








This is just SO unfair.  Christie was a dainty 260 lbs until he got a boo-boo on his knee and gained 100 lbs in one year.

Quote from: akwilly on February 25, 2016, 04:38:24 PM
Hey Falkie, you have really taken a page from the main stream media. You busted into the Norry sucks thread with your breaking news of Tommy going to the hospital and you gave us the impression that it was pretty dang serious. We now hear that it is kidney stones or some other less life threatening issue. Are you turning into a fear mongering news reporter? Is it more important to you that you be first to report a story or is the actual facts more important?

I would like to see just how many CCs were on the email that Falkie got.

Quote from: Who on February 26, 2016, 10:57:04 AM
Fellow Fat Fuck Chris Christie just endorsed Donald Trump and Senda is nowhere to be seen.  CNN is reporting it.  CBS is reporting it. But the greatest newsman in the world is nowhere to be seen.   This is absolute proof that Senda is winding down fast.  His life of lethargy and inhaling processed junk food is finally catching up to him.   









The last we saw of him he looked like he had been crying hard over the stress in his life. A big component was his worry about passing a housing inspection.
Perhaps they found a dead hooker and Senda went on a little trip.

Defwhale

Could it be that it's finally dawned on Senda that he isn't going to become a famous YouTube interviewer of major figures at bullshit-cons?  Other than George Noory, who had an ulterior motive, he didn't have it together enough to get even one of them to talk to him.  Even Malliard can do that.  Not ever listening to suggestions and arrogantly blowing them off really paid off for him, on this as with everything else.

Has he realized there never was a pilot TV show featuring him on guest segments?  That there were no industry execs impressed with his segment on the show?  Even if he has finally figured out this isn't going anywhere, he can't be sure it was always a scam, he can't go back to ragging on Noory, because there's always the possibility of another handout or free dinner. 

I think this disappearance by Senda may be him understanding he's back to where he was before doing the videos, eating, hoarding, and wasting his life.  I wonder if he'll take them down.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on February 26, 2016, 12:24:32 PM
I would like to see just how many CCs were on the email that Falkie got.

I'm not sure the Snorge has many friends

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Defwhale on February 26, 2016, 12:40:23 PM
Could it be that it's finally dawned on Senda that he isn't going to become a famous YouTube interviewer of major figures at bullshit-cons? 

Unlikely.

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Other than George Noory, who had an ulterior motive, he didn't have it together enough to get even one of them to talk to him.

That's taken as a certainty.

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  Even Malliard can do that.  Not ever listening to suggestions and arrogantly blowing them off really paid off for him, on this as with everything else.

No real surprises there eh?

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Has he realized there never was a pilot TV show featuring him on guest segments?

C'mon!! I doubt he's worked out that eating the shit he does has a detrimental effect on his massive obesity. TV show? He's waiting for Godot...


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  That there were no industry execs impressed with his segment on the show?  Even if he has finally figured out this isn't going anywhere, he can't be sure it was always a scam, he can't go back to ragging on Noory, because there's always the possibility of another handout or free dinner. 

Noory played him like a violin... Beautifully. Say what you like about Noory (and many do-some of it grossly unfairly), but the guy sure knows how to deal with hecklers.

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I think this disappearance by Senda may be him understanding he's back to where he was before doing the videos, eating, hoarding, and wasting his life.  I wonder if he'll take them down.

Take who down? He hasn't the guile or aptitude of a retarded chimp. He certainly can't work out higher thinking concepts such as guile, cunning or revenge..He's an idiot.

Who

More crap from Senda.  He has a really big drink and picks his nose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv4a_2E-nCA

Defwhale

Quote from: Who on February 26, 2016, 04:10:28 PM
More crap from Senda.  He has a really big drink and picks his nose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv4a_2E-nCA

Who stamped the radioactive waste symbol on his chest?

GravitySucks

Quote from: Defwhale on February 26, 2016, 07:57:48 PM
Who stamped the radioactive waste symbol on his chest?

I think it was Incorrigible Bitch, or it may have been YorkshirePud. I don't remember the details of that rumor.

Defwhale

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on February 26, 2016, 12:58:11 PM
He hasn't the guile or aptitude of a retarded chimp. He certainly can't work out higher thinking concepts such as guile, cunning or revenge..He's an idiot.

My favorite parts of his videos are when he indignantly makes a statement, usually a response to something someone has posted, a response he thinks is something everyone should already understand, then stops for a moment and stares into the camera to give it time to sink in.

For example (to be read in Senda's voice with indignant tone) ''when someone comes to visit you, you pay their travel expenses.  It's what you do, at least in my family'' (pauses a moment to stare into camera).

Well the missing ipad was just under a table all this time.
And he is upset that a half broken cheap CD player got tossed out.

That is just weird.

akwilly

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on February 26, 2016, 10:35:08 PM
Well the missing ipad was just under a table all this time.
And he is upset that a half broken cheap CD player got tossed out.

That is just weird.
I am starting to question the mental heath of the big guy.

I did feel a bit sorry for him. He was dreaming that he had the keys to a vault filled with thousands of dollars in silver chain and that bitch, Kathy woke him up. Women are always keeping the poor guy away from his fortunes.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Who on February 26, 2016, 04:10:28 PM
More crap from Senda.  He has a really big drink and picks his nose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv4a_2E-nCA

It's tragic and indicative of his profound naivety that he thinks Trump would be looking out for the likes of Senda. Oh wow, would he have a wake up call if Trump was POTUS. He'd think his current burden management was a dance through the magic glade where the unicorns frolic, in comparison to what he'd have with Trump.   

Quote from: GravitySucks on February 26, 2016, 08:08:00 PM
I think it was Incorrigible Bitch, or it may have been YorkshirePud. I don't remember the details of that rumor.

Must have been Yorkie. I would've stamped the symbol on Senda's forehead.

Quote from: Defwhale on February 26, 2016, 08:11:24 PM
My favorite parts of his videos are when he indignantly makes a statement, usually a response to something someone has posted, a response he thinks is something everyone should already understand, then stops for a moment and stares into the camera to give it time to sink in.

For example (to be read in Senda's voice with indignant tone) ''when someone comes to visit you, you pay their travel expenses.  It's what you do, at least in my family'' (pauses a moment to stare into camera).

Haha! I never noticed that before, but you're right. He's a drama queen at his very core.

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