The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Who]

I see Senda.

[akwilly]

Falkie alien heads are cool and all but why would anyone want to bring anything that's been in his hovel into their own place? I would assume the amount of scalding water necessary to disinfect the heads would melt them into a blob of useless plastic.

[Who]

What?  The bag was not stolen?  What's the deal?  You told us it was stolen . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNDtECoPkgk

[Rally Squirrel]

What?  The bag was not stolen?  What's the deal?  You told us it was stolen . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNDtECoPkgk

Has he been crying from all the stress in his life?

[Defwhale]

Has he been crying from all the stress in his life?

Turns out being a beggar and a bum and living on handouts leads to stress.  Who knew.  At least he isn't making someone else rich, aka having a job and supporting himself.

Lose weight and get a job, Senda, after the initial jolt you'll feel much better.

[Defwhale]

I can't get my angel wings unless I help the guy, but he's never getting my money.

Further enabling deadbeats doesn't help them

[akwilly]

Further enabling deadbeats doesn't help them

Even Warren Buffet needed a little help. I think that Falkie might just be an Apple product plug in away from reaching greatness.

[Defwhale]

Even Warren Buffet needed a little help. I think that Falkie might just be an Apple product plug in away from reaching greatness.

Helping someone who needs a break and could use a little help is one thing, and laudable.  Rewarding a bum and helping him remain a bum is something else.

[akwilly]

Helping people who need a break, are trying to be productive, improve, etc, is one thing, and laudable.  Helping a bum remain a bum is something else.

perhaps Falkie has not hit rock bottom. They say that is the key to changing ones life. Any normal person would see Falkie as the definition of rock bottom but I see some small steps that he is taking to better himself. First and formost having Sweet Kathy get her own place. It is just plain bad luck he is going through with things such as bad plug ins and missing keys.

[Yorkshire pud]

What?  The bag was not stolen?  What's the deal?  You told us it was stolen . . .

https://youtu.be/m0XuKORufGk

Okay...hypothesis: The thief's conscience got the better of him, and he reflected on the errors of his ways; stealing property from a hard working pillar of society who had done nothing to invite such an invasion of his life has caused the thief mental anguish. He's appalled and finds his behaviour abhorrent. He did the right thing and traced Mr Senda and returned his property, and I'm sure begged forgiveness, but willing to be held to account by the appropriate legal system.

OR

Senda is a lying bastard, and cannot bring himself to admit he misplaced his fucking Ipad and found it far easier to blame his absent mindedness on a fictitious thief. Then goes and makes a video to that effect to get sympathy for his non plight. Cunt.

[Who]

Okay...hypothesis: The thief's conscience got the better of him, and he reflected on the errors of his ways; stealing property from a hard working pillar of society who had done nothing to invite such an invasion of his life has caused the thief mental anguish. He's appalled and finds his behaviour abhorrent. He did the right thing and traced Mr Senda and returned his property, and I'm sure begged forgiveness, but willing to be held to account by the appropriate legal system.

OR

Senda is a lying bastard, and cannot bring himself to admit he misplaced his fucking Ipad and found it far easier to blame his absent mindedness on a fictitious thief. Then goes and makes a video to that effect to get sympathy for his non plight. Cunt.

Hmmm.  Let's see . . . . thief had a conscience and returned the bag or . . . . absent-minded Senda lied to get sympathy . . . . .  Would Senda do that?  Yes, I think he would.  I'll take the second one.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Senda is a lying bastard, and cannot bring himself to admit he misplaced his fucking Ipad and found it far easier to blame his absent mindedness on a fictitious thief. Then goes and makes a video to that effect to get sympathy for his non plight. Cunt.

As usual, Senda is lying out his ass.  He forgot his bag somewhere, nobody stole it.  Fuckin useless turd.  And the part about not making any videos for awhile is another lie about to happen.  He prick-teases us with this vow over and again and it never comes true.

Yay me

[onan]

Hmmm.  Let's see . . . . thief had a conscience and returned the bag or . . . . absent-minded Senda lied to get sympathy . . . . .  Would Senda do that?  Yes, I think he would.  I'll take the second one.

Or, the bag was never lost. Falkie was hoping for cash. It's tough to pawn a cable. In Senda's world, that would bring on major depression.

[SredniVashtar]

Falkie don't let pride cost you another 40 bucks.

This is a man who sold his 'soul' to George Noory, regularly solicits 'donations' from his subscribers, and went around for a while with his glasses duct taped to his head. He wouldn't recognise pride if it was served to him on a skewer. He probably sees your generous offer as some sort of Trojan horse to separate him from those alien heads. This thread is turning into one huge cage fight for those things. Which is ridiculous as they were promised to me in the first place!

[onan]

This is a man who sold his 'soul' to George Noory, regularly solicits 'donations' from his subscribers, and went around for a while with his glasses duct taped to his head. He wouldn't recognise pride if it was served to him on a skewer. He probably sees your generous offer as some sort of Trojan horse to separate him from those alien heads. This thread is turning into one huge cage fight for those things. Which is ridiculous as they were promised to me in the first place!

Yes, again you are right. Not right as often as York or IB, but you are right. I really don't see the value in the alien head, ok, granted it would add ambiance to any decor. I have my eye on his used video games. That is where the money is.

[SredniVashtar]

Yes, again you are right. Not right as often as York or IB, but you are right.

That really hurt, madam.

I really don't see the value in the alien head, ok, granted it would add ambiance ambience to any decor. I have my eye on his used video games. That is where the money is.

You're welcome.

Don't worry, your egregious spelling error hasn't made me lose respect for you. I didn't have any in the first place! 

[Yorkshire pud]

Yes, again you are right. Not right as often as York or IB, but you are right.

Oh, he'll stab you in the eye for saying that.

I really don't see the value in the alien head, ok, granted it would add ambiance to any decor. I have my eye on his used video games. That is where the money is.

I wonder how many of his 'Dummy' books would be useful to own? Roughly.

edit: I didn't pick up on the misspelled ambience..I feel like a fool now. Yes, more than usual.. 

[GravitySucks]

Oh, he'll stab you in the eye for saying that.

I wonder how many of his 'Dummy' 'Dummies" books would be useful to own? Roughly.

edit: I didn't pick up on the misspelled ambience..I feel like a fool now. Yes, more than usual.. 

FIFY

[onan]

That really hurt, madam.

You're welcome.

Don't worry, your egregious spelling error hasn't made me lose respect for you. I didn't have any in the first place! 

Oh yeah, your mom sweats butter.

[Who]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_bMXLcvFj0

Somewhere in Grime with George Senda.  In this classic episode from November 15, 2014, Senda discusses Bellgab liars, haters and fools.  He reminds us that he makes his videos to educate and inform.  This particular video is a GIF makers goldmine.  Sure, we've all seen it before.  But this classic, like a fine wine, gets better with age and is worthy of repeated viewings.

[whoozit]

Poor Falkie.  At least he doesn't have the stress from a job.  He's protected from worries about layoffs when his employer is doing poorly.  That thought should cheer him up.

[Who]

Poor Falkie.  At least he doesn't have the stress from a job.  He's protected from worries about layoffs when his employer is doing poorly.  That thought should cheer him up.

Senda said his stress is caused by Kathy, cats and his housing inspection.  Those of us in the homo sapiens family don't worry about such things.  We own or rent our homes, take pride in them, and perform routine housekeeping on a daily basis without a second thought.  Senda, however, is representative of a special class of hominid.  His housing is provided by the taxpayers and, as such, he is required to perform a bare minimum of house cleaning.  A really bare minimum. Essentially, all they require is that he keep his hovel from becoming a toxic waste site or what the United States Environmental Protection Agency refers to as a Superfund site.

This  is next to impossible for Senda.  Why?  To quote one of his videos, "I hate housecleaning.  It's work."

[Yorkshire pud]

Senda said his stress is caused by Kathy, cats and his housing inspection.  Those of us in the homo sapiens family don't have to worry about such things.  Senda, however, is representative of a special class of hominid whose life revolves around such issues.  His housing is provided by the taxpayers and, as such, he is required to perform a bare minimum of house cleaning.  A really bare minimum. Essentially, all they require is that he keep his hovel from becoming a toxic waste site or what the United States Environmental Protection Agency refers to as a Superfund site.

Again, this would not be difficult for a homo sapiens but is next to impossible for Senda.  Why?  To quote one of his videos, "I hate housecleaning.  It's work."

Exactly! So why aren't you doing it? Eh? It's your privilege if he demands that you go do it, so STFU!

[Who]

Exactly! So why aren't you doing it? Eh? It's your privilege if he demands that you go do it, so STFU!

I live on the other side of North America from Senda and have booked a flight to San Francisco.  A rental Prius and hazmat suit will be waiting for me at the SF airport.  I have some things to finish up here so I won't be in Martinez until Monday.  I am prepared to do dishes, laundry, scrub floors and windows, vacuum, disinfect, fumigate and do whatever is necessary to restore Senda's hovel into something resembling the apartment as it was before he moved into it.  I just hope I get there before he is evicted.



P.S.  SV and IB have agreed to meet me there and pitch in.  Can we count on you as well?  We'll all be at Casa Senda Monday 29 February at 8:00 am Pacific Time.  We'll have a Prius, hazmat suit and breathing apparatus for you.

[Yorkshire pud]

P.S.  SV and IB have agreed to meet me there and pitch in.  Can we count on you as well?  We'll all be at Casa Senda Monday 29 February at 8:00 am Pacific Time.  We'll have a hazmat suit and breathing apparatus for you.

I think that can be taken as read. I'll be there. But I can't afford all the hazmat suit gear and the flights too. So I'll suffice with a pair of yellow Marigolds and a few sheets of loo paper as a filter over my nose and mouth, taped on of course. . It's okay girls and boys, I'm doing it for the greater good.

[SredniVashtar]

I think that can be taken as read. I'll be there. But I can't afford all the hazmat suit gear and the flights too. So I'll suffice with a pair of yellow Marigolds and a few sheets of loo paper as a filter over my nose and mouth, taped on of course. . It's okay girls and boys, I'm doing it for the greater good.

You won't have to do any actual cleaning. We need you to take charge of Sweet Kathy and 'show her a good time', if you get my drift. When she sees anything in the nature of work the adorable female goes into seizures, so we need you to exert your famous charm and make her forget all about it. I think the rubber gloves will still be required though, not to mention the bog roll filter, because I'm afraid the entertainment you will be providing can be described in two words: 'oral pleasure'. She doesn't like it any other way, so you'd better get that silver tongue of yours nicely loose. Which is just how Sweet Kathy tends to be. So I'm told.

The only reason I am taking part in this cleaning fiasco is so I can keep an eye on those alien heads. If that dirty bastard (mentioning no names) tries to get his filthy hands on it I shall wipe out not only him, but every member of his lousy family!! Well, those ones that aren't in prison.

[Yorkshire pud]

You won't have to do any actual cleaning. We need you to take charge of Sweet Kathy and 'show her a good time', if you get my drift. When she sees anything in the nature of work the adorable female goes into seizures, so we need you to exert your famous charm and make her forget all about it. I think the rubber gloves will still be required though, not to mention the bog roll filter, because I'm afraid the entertainment you will be providing can be described in two words: 'oral pleasure'. She doesn't like it any other way, so you'd better get that silver tongue of yours nicely loose. Which is just how Sweet Kathy tends to be. So I'm told.

The only reason I am taking part in this cleaning fiasco is so I can keep an eye on those alien heads. If that dirty bastard (mentioning no names) tries to get his filthy hands on it I shall wipe out not only him, but every member of his lousy family!! Well, those ones that aren't in prison.

In the great tradition of American parlance: Just a cotton picking minute!!

There was no mention in the memo about anything remotely approaching drinking from the furry cup/tipping the velvet/ carpet munching, in short; going down on the fetid, cesspit of a disgusting flange, that is the lost valley of Kathy. Let alone that as you three engaged in the relatively mundane and straightforward task of cleaning his septic tank, I drew the outrageously shortest of short straws.

Even as a Yorkshireman who usually takes on all burdens with a stoic knows no better attitude, my position is as follows: no fucking way.

That being the case I elect IB to bat for the other side. She won't mind.

[Inglorious Bitch]

P.S.  SV and IB have agreed to meet me there and pitch in. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

That being the case I elect IB to bat for the other side. She won't mind.

I'm strictly meat and potatoes. I don't like sushi.

Sorry, Yorkie. You'll have to take one for the team.

[SredniVashtar]

Even as a Yorkshireman who usually takes on all burdens with a stoic knows no better attitude, my position is as follows: no fucking way.

I am sure you will change your mind when you see her stepping shyly into the room, clad in something skimpy. Think of it is a bit of nostalgia: it might make you feel like one of your illustrious forebears down t'pit. I'll even throw in a pony if it helps you to deal with the trauma.

Either way, she'll be sitting on your face by the end of the month. Play some relaxing music while it's going on or something. We all have our burdens to bear, and being face-raped by Captain Caveman just happens to be yours. Suck it up! Oh...well, you'll have plenty of opportunity to do that, of course!