The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Inglorious Bitch]

Senda is sending PMs again so maybe he'll post.

I have no idea why a guy would avoid a place where he has such a captive audience.

I got one of Senda's PM's today:

It's OK to post this. I lurk on my forum all the time and you are by far the cleverest poster. I wish to bequeath YOU my alien head in the sad event of my untimely demise.






Thank you Papa Falkie!

[FearBoysWithBugs]

For your date. That's when she can run away without your being able to give chase.

wat

[Yorkshire pud]

I got one of Senda's PM's today:

It's OK to post this. I lurk on my forum all the time and you are by far the cleverest poster. I wish to bequeath YOU my alien head in the sad event of my untimely demise.






That you Papa Falkie!

Oh IB; I really expected better from you.

I got the same PM. So why are you pretending to claim the exclusive attentions of the Fat fuck...?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I got one of Senda's PM's today:

It's OK to post this. I lurk on my forum all the time and you are by far the cleverest poster. I wish to bequeath YOU my alien head in the sad event of my untimely demise.






That you Papa Falkie!

I sure hope for your sake that Falkie washed his ass this morning before you started smooching on it.

[Inglorious Bitch]

wat

Yeah, I though about using "he or she" but didn't want to drive the gay motif into the ground.

[littlechris]

Sadly, FBWB is already in a committed relationship with SV. I guess I'll just have to wait that relationship out.

Seriously, if it materializes, I want to be invited to the wedding.

I think it would be a first for bellgab.

And George Senda could be FBWB's best man!!!!

Not sure who would be Inglorious' maid of honor.

[3OctaveFart]

There's going to be a scrap over that green alien head.

I am glad the thread members have settled on a use for Falkie.

He's got to have one good book in that haystack, wouldn't you think? It can't all be paranormal garbage and Dummies titles.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I sure hope for your sake that Falkie washed his ass this morning before you started smooching on it.

You do realize that I didn't really get a PM, right? Here, let me help you out:

sat·ire

/ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/
noun
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
synonyms:   mockery, ridicule, derision, scorn, caricature; More
a play, novel, film, or other work that uses satire.
plural noun: satires
"a stinging satire on American politics"
synonyms:   parody, burlesque, caricature, lampoon, skit; More
a genre of literature characterized by the use of satire.

[Yorkshire pud]

Seriously, if it materializes, I want to be invited to the wedding.

I think it would be a first for bellgab.

And George Senda could be FBWB's best man!!!!

Not sure who would be Inglorious' maid of honor.

SV, obviously.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Oh IB; I really expected better from you.

I got the same PM. So why are you pretending to claim the exclusive attentions of the Fat fuck...?

I think Falkie may be playing us against each other. You know how manipulative he can be. If he were any more manipulative, he could be a radio host. Too soon?

[Yorkshire pud]

I think Falkie may be playing us against each other. You know how manipulative he can be. If he were any more manipulative, he could be a radio host. Too soon?

Not soon enough!

[SredniVashtar]

I got one of Senda's PM's today:

It's OK to post this. I lurk on my forum all the time and you are by far the cleverest poster. I wish to bequeath YOU my alien head in the sad event of my untimely demise.
That you Papa Falkie!

I say this with all due respect, you miserable whore, but you are an insufferable slut!

You never got a PM from Falkie. You must be thinking of those STDs you got from him instead. Just because you have spent a good part of your career giving head to homeless guys doesn't mean you are to be given MY alien head as well, that was promised to ME by that treacherous fat bastard.

[SredniVashtar]

You do realize that I didn't really get a PM, right? Here, let me help you out:

sat·on

Any cat belonging to Falkie.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I say this with all due respect, you miserable whore, but you are an insufferable slut!

You never got a PM from Falkie. You must be thinking of those STDs you got from him instead. Just because you have spent a good part of your career giving head to homeless guys doesn't mean you are to be given MY alien head as well, that was promised to ME by that treacherous fat bastard.

I think that when you and Falkie were discussing head, he had other plans for you.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

you miserable whore

I think the highly-salted snacks that she uses as comfort food on Friday nights are throwing her metabolism out of whack.  Women are very delicate creatures, you know.  That's why they don't get hired into  positions of responsibility unless they are post-menopausal or lesbians

[SredniVashtar]

I think that when you and Falkie were discussing head, he had other plans for you.

Yes, you are correct. After he gave me a verbal agreement to hand over that alien head, he told me that I sounded a dead ringer for 'that Limey fruit from Buffy the Vampire Slayer', whose name is Anthony Head. He also mentioned that he had tried you and that it was like pushing a hot dog down a hallway.

[Inglorious Bitch]

He also mentioned that he had tried you and that it was like pushing a hot dog down a hallway.

I think he had me confused with your mother.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

it was like pushing a hot dog down a hallway.

Yeah, but all the grunting and sweating attracted a mosquito, which bit IB on her voluminous ass, and she yelped with the pain.  Which caused Falkie to stop huffing and puffing for a second and to bark out, "Take it all, bitch!"

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I think he had me confused with your mother.

Those "your mother" jokes never get old and tired, do they? 

Unlike you.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Yeah, but all the grunting and sweating attracted a mosquito, which bit IB on her voluminous ass, and she yelped with the pain.  Which caused Falkie to stop huffing and puffing for a second and to bark out, "Take it all, bitch!"

I think you need a second cup of coffee to wake up. You're still half asleep.

[Inglorious Bitch]

That's why they don't get hired into  positions of responsibility unless they are post-menopausal or lesbians

Let's leave your mother out of this. She's not here to defend herself.

Those "your mother" jokes never get old and tired, do they? 

No, they don't.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

You're still half asleep.

I was wide awake before I started reading your posts.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Let's leave your mother out of this. She's not here to defend herself.

Do you get your Friday night potato chips at Costco?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Hey everbodi, there's gonna be a birthday party over at IB's house.

[onan]

I don't know why no one has suggested this, but it is time for a replacement for falkie. Like his other jobs, he just can't do it. I realize the credentials and experience will be difficult to replace. But falkie is done. His status as entertainer is diminishing. He tried to PM it in, it doesn't work... just like him.

[littlechris]

I don't know why no one has suggested this, but it is time for a replacement for falkie. Like his other jobs, he just can't do it. I realize the credentials and experience will be difficult to replace. But falkie is done. His status as entertainer is diminishing. He tried to PM it in, it doesn't work... just like him.

I agree.

But who would replace him?

[Yorkshire pud]

I don't know why no one has suggested this, but it is time for a replacement for falkie. Like his other jobs, he just can't do it. I realize the credentials and experience will be difficult to replace. But falkie is done. His status as entertainer is diminishing. He tried to PM it in, it doesn't work... just like him.

Well, he thinks nice things about you sir! Seriously.

[Yorkshire pud]

I agree.

But who would replace him?

No-one...D'ya hear?

[littlechris]

No-one...D'ya hear?

I was thinking Michael Horn. 

We'd all move over to his thread and this thread would become a ghost town...

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I don't know why no one has suggested this, but it is time for a replacement for falkie. Like his other jobs, he just can't do it. I realize the credentials and experience will be difficult to replace. But falkie is done. His status as entertainer is diminishing. He tried to PM it in, it doesn't work... just like him.

You gavoons are overlooking the obvious candidate: IB.

Let's look at it flat on: she is not a retard, yet can act retarded at the drop of a hat.  She's feisty and has a sharp tongue, and isn't a coward who will quit the thread when it's coming at her with the bark on.

But beyond that, there are two words that should seal the deal on my suggestion.  And those two words would be "sex tape."  Or "pepperoni titties" if we can't get enough roofies into her drink.

I think I have made my point here.  "Slut Talk with Ignacius Bitch"....has a nice ring to it.