The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Walks_At_Night]

Sredni Vashtar WAS the weasel! 

Damn - that's right.  Well I think we covered Saki in like 8th grade English class. I was more interested in listening to Kiss and thinking about what was under Mary Jane Forton's sweater.   

[Lilith]

Hi Briggy, you should post here more often. This is the one place where you could really let your hair down on BG! 

I'm not as creative as all of you, and besides, Falkie doesn't like me 

[Roswells, Art]

I'm not against it - I just started paying attention to the thread about the time the Art Bell thread went into the pooper, which happily enough was about page 990 or so.   It was actually Meatie that made a rather interesting post about Kissinger on the AB thread that lead me here. Someone complimented him on it and he referred them to this hot mess. 

So I'll head on back to page 1 as time allows.   Fair 'nuff?

You can thank me later or curse me and my progeny.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I'm not as creative as all of you, and besides, Falkie doesn't like me 

Oh, Falkie hates me too. If you piss him off enough, he may give you a shoutout in one of his videos. 

[Roswells, Art]

I'm not as creative as all of you, and besides, Falkie doesn't like me 

Fork over some cash then he'll pretend to like you.

[whoozit]

Sredni Vashtar WAS IS the weasel! 

FIFY

[GravitySucks]

Damn - that's right.  Well I think we covered Saki in like 8th grade English class. I was more interested in listening trying to Kissand thinking about what was under Mary Jane Forton's sweater.

FIFY

[Roswells, Art]

Ďid you notice how he sent coaster a pm when coaster was drunk hoping to get him when he's vulnerable?

[GravitySucks]

I'm not against it - I just started paying attention to the thread about the time the Art Bell thread went into the pooper, which happily enough was about page 990 or so.   It was actually Meatie that made a rather interesting post about Kissinger on the AB thread that lead me here. Someone complimented him on it and he referred them to this hot mess. 

So I'll head on back to page 1 as time allows.   Fair 'nuff?

Leave a trail of something non-edible so you can find your way back.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Ďid you notice how he sent coaster a pm when coaster was drunk hoping to get him when he's vulnerable?

He sent Coaster a PM?!

[Lilith]

Fork over some cash then he'll pretend to like you.

Alright, I'll think aboudit.

[GravitySucks]

He sent Coaster a PM?!

when is coaster not drunk?

[Roswells, Art]

Alright, I'll think aboudit.

Pm incoming. He preys on people like you. A long time ago he sent me pms about how his girlfriend is mean to him. I told him to try being nice to her. He got mad. Gave me the silent treatment.

[Roswells, Art]

when is coaster not drunk?

I'm guessing 50% of people are high when they post to this forum, why call a specific member out, that is just rude.

[akwilly]

I'm guessing 50% of people are high when they post to this forum, why call a specific member out, that is just rude.

I remember the days when I would just drunk call my ex girlfriends. No I write shit that will last for eternity.

[Jackstar]

I remember the days when I would just drunk call my ex girlfriends. No I write shit that will last for eternity.

+1, Ensightful

[GravitySucks]

I'm guessing 50% of people are high when they post to this forum, why call a specific member out, that is just rude.

I thought being rude was a prerequisite to posting in the Falkie thread.

[Yorkshire pud]

I might be down for Plan #2.    I'm a little concerned about the face rape......   Yorkshire is still on the docket for that, right?  The offer isn't some sort of sick Three Card Monty plot to stick it to the new dude, correct?

I'm a keen watcher of the wildlife programmes by the very wonderful Sir David Attenborough. A legend in his own lifetime, who has a style and manner that makes the most complex and mind blowing aspects of our planet's natural wonders easy to understand.

However; Even the great Sir David couldn't bring himself to call any practice involving Senda or Kathy as natural.

If I get recruited to undertake this vile and disgusting practice, I'll need to make sure I'm well compensated in monetary terms, and at least a lifetime open ticket to fly first class (with guest) on Emirates Air.  Agreed?

[GravitySucks]

I'm a keen watcher of the wildlife programmes by the very wonderful Sir David Attenborough. A legend in his own lifetime, who has a style and manner that makes the most complex and mind blowing aspects of our planet's natural wonders easy to understand.

However; Even the great Sir David couldn't bring himself to call any practice involving Senda or Kathy as natural.

If I get recruited to undertake this vile and disgusting practice, I'll need to make sure I'm well compensated in monetary terms, and at least a lifetime open ticket to fly first class (with guest) on Emirates Air.  Agreed?

Take the camel

🐪

[Who]

If I get recruited to undertake this vile and disgusting practice, I'll need to make sure I'm well compensated in monetary terms, and at least a lifetime open ticket to fly first class (with guest) on Emirates Air.  Agreed?

Senda said he agrees to your terms.  If you will send copies of your expenses to him at the address below he will compensate you in full.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

[Inglorious Bitch]

Senda said he agrees to your terms.  If you will send copies of your expenses to him at the address below he will compensate you in full.

And if you drive there, he will pay your gas and tolls. That's what they do where he comes from. BTW, Senda thinks that "his" thread has been ruined by the haters. RUINED.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpTXW8IsDBM

[SredniVashtar]

This seems appropriate for the Falkie thread:

http://medicalxpress.com/news/2016-02-obesity-people-world-differently.html

This is about a study that purports to demonstrate that obese people think objects are farther away than they actually are. When you read through it, though, all I am getting is a bunch of nerds having fun fucking with fatties. They must have had a whale of a time giggling while watching these butterhogs try to play golf and messing about with the size of the hole. Perhaps in Falkie's case, there are only certain objects that seem a greater distance away than others. Like salads. And toothpaste.

[Walks_At_Night]

I'm a keen watcher of the wildlife programmes by the very wonderful Sir David Attenborough. A legend in his own lifetime, who has a style and manner that makes the most complex and mind blowing aspects of our planet's natural wonders easy to understand.

However; Even the great Sir David couldn't bring himself to call any practice involving Senda or Kathy as natural.

If I get recruited to undertake this vile and disgusting practice, I'll need to make sure I'm well compensated in monetary terms, and at least a lifetime open ticket to fly first class (with guest) on Emirates Air.  Agreed?

Well compensated?  Emirates Air?   This is BellGab not CityofLondonGab or StockMarketAnalyticsGab.   It is a forum about a guy that broadcasts from a double-wide out in the desert discussing about "Shadow People".  I'm thinking about the best the team can do is get you a one way ticket to Las Vegas via Greyhound Bus Lines - it's not Emirates Air but you will meet some lovely, talented people I'm sure.   Once you get to Vegas we can probably spot you a few quid or guinea's or whatever it is you use for money and maybe you can turn it into something special down at the Slots-A-Fun.   

Does that work?

[Who]

This seems appropriate for the Falkie thread:

http://medicalxpress.com/news/2016-02-obesity-people-world-differently.html

This is about a study that purports to demonstrate that obese people think objects are farther away than they actually are. When you read through it, though, all I am getting is a bunch of nerds having fun fucking with fatties. They must have had a whale of a time giggling while watching these butterhogs try to play golf and messing about with the size of the hole. Perhaps in Falkie's case, there are only certain objects that seem a greater distance away than others. Like salads. And toothpaste.

Senda has his own standards when it comes to oral hygiene.  He brushes his teeth with guacamole,  flosses with Slim Jims and rinses with Mountain Dew.  He thinks visiting his dentist every six months for routine checkups and cleanings is a waste of money.  He only goes when he's screaming in pain.

[Yorkshire pud]

Does that work?

Now you're being silly; you are aware aren't you what it is the heathens want me to do to distract Kathy while they clean the hovel, don't you?

I think my remuneration is cheap at twice the price.

[ziznak]

I'm guessing 50% of people are high when they post to this forum, why call a specific member out, that is just rude.

50%?? that seems a bit low

[FearBoysWithBugs]

50%?? that seems a bit low

Okay then, which one of us is high -- you or me?

[onan]

This seems appropriate for the Falkie thread:

http://medicalxpress.com/news/2016-02-obesity-people-world-differently.html

This is about a study that purports to demonstrate that obese people think objects are farther away than they actually are. When you read through it, though, all I am getting is a bunch of nerds having fun fucking with fatties. They must have had a whale of a time giggling while watching these butterhogs try to play golf and messing about with the size of the hole. Perhaps in Falkie's case, there are only certain objects that seem a greater distance away than others. Like salads. And toothpaste.

What about those of us that could give a rat's ass about a cone and how far away it is?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Okay then, which one of us is high -- you or me?

Well, you're usually drunk.