The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[akwilly]

LOL! There's an actual charm school here in Manhattan that I want to attend, but it's $1,000 for a one day seminar. So, no.

ya screw that! Oops I meant to say I would not attend either at such an exorbitant price.

[Inglorious Bitch]

What?!

Yes. And it's run by some Russian woman. I usually don't associate "charm" with "Russian", but maybe she's an exception. It's back to the Emily Post etiquette books for me.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

the soft, sweet, charitable IB persona that I have cultivated on here.

[onan]

I'm sculpting a statue of Falkie in my spare time. It's made out of butter. The Louvre should be calling any day now.

I'm starting a television show. I will be reading yesterday's news and begging for money. I think it will be picked up immediately.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Stay classy, FBWB.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I'm starting a television show. I will be reading yesterday's news and begging for money. I think it will be picked up immediately.

Make sure to do it in a dirty tee shirt with a lot of clutter in the background.

[onan]

Make sure to do it in a dirty tee shirt with a lot of clutter in the background.

I was going to have a green screen with a bunch of fans in reverse image..

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Stay classy, FBWB.

Sure thing, bozz!

Forget the Louvre. Now Falkie knows where to go when someone tells him to go fuck himself.

Lead the way!

[area51drone]

Let's clear this up right now.   I am not Gerry, although we have met IRL - I visited him a couple of times before he went under the knife, since we live relatively close to each other.  Gerry hasn't been posting on the boards lately for personal reasons.   I still communicate with him privately and he's doing as well as can be expected.   His brain surgery went fine and he's back to driving and living his life again with Mrs. Gerry.   I don't know if he'll ever come back but know this - he's not an alternative poster and he's still as much of a Falkie supporter as he ever was, even if Falkie has given up on him (which he has according to Falkie's most recent PM to me.)   As far as I know, his grave digging son is still out there, but I haven't talked lately to Gerry about him.  Gerry's daughter apparently was made aware of Falkie's interest in her and she's open to a relationship with Falkie if it would lead to a path to US citizenship.  But I'll let Gerry cover that further if he decides he'd like to fill the rest of you in on the going ons of his daughter.

As of today, Feb 27, 2016, Falkie refuses to speak to me on the phone and wants pretty much nothing to do with me.   I don't blame him, I released some privately shared information that he gave me about his younger years, and I routinely asked him sexual questions that crossed the line about Kathy's sexuality and his own.  It's a shame, I thought we had a good thing going between us, but he just can't stand me anymore.  To be honest, it's a honor to me that he even writes to attack me given all the things I have done to him.   He's a gem of a human being who just wishes everyone to like him and watch his youtube channel.

So here I am, publicly admonishing the rest of you cretins who continue to belittle Falkie and amuse yourself at every turn when his life is currently in utter turmoil. Instead of realizing the folly of your ways, as I have, day after day you insist on beating down a man who is already *literally* limping his life along.   You folks, and you know who you are, should be ashamed of yourselves.   Falkie is the king of youtube, and he gives you many hours of entertainment, news and sports coverage that you won't get anywhere else - and he does it knowing that the lot of you will never pay him a dime for it.

Oh, and Little Shits, Big Shits, Little Chris (as falkie said he liked to call you in the video), knock it off with the sexual stuff, will you?  You've crossed the line too many times and the most recent animated gif has far surpassed anything previously done.  Don't be surprised if one day you find a gentleman with a summons at your door to appear in civil court.  Once Falkie has the money, he is intent on taking you down.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I am not Gerry

Uh-huh

news and sports coverage that you won't get anywhere else - and he does it knowing that the lot of you will never pay him a dime for it.

Uh-huh

Don't be surprised if one day you find a gentleman with a summons at your door to appear in civil court.  Once Falkie has the money, he is intent on taking you down.

Falkie is a fucking coward and the biggest pussy on planet Earth.  If I was LC I would be laughing up my sleeve right now.

Take a hike, A51 you fuckin psycho.

[Who]

George Senda Presents . . . Technical Difficulty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_jEhkQk9hs

[Roswells, Art]

Let's clear this up right now.   I am not Gerry, although we have met IRL - I visited him a couple of times before he went under the knife, since we live relatively close to each other.  Gerry hasn't been posting on the boards lately for personal reasons.   I still communicate with him privately and he's doing as well as can be expected.   His brain surgery went fine and he's back to driving and living his life again with Mrs. Gerry.   I don't know if he'll ever come back but know this - he's not an alternative poster and he's still as much of a Falkie supporter as he ever was, even if Falkie has given up on him (which he has according to Falkie's most recent PM to me.)   As far as I know, his grave digging son is still out there, but I haven't talked lately to Gerry about him.  Gerry's daughter apparently was made aware of Falkie's interest in her and she's open to a relationship with Falkie if it would lead to a path to US citizenship.  But I'll let Gerry cover that further if he decides he'd like to fill the rest of you in on the going ons of his daughter.

As of today, Feb 27, 2016, Falkie refuses to speak to me on the phone and wants pretty much nothing to do with me.   I don't blame him, I released some privately shared information that he gave me about his younger years, and I routinely asked him sexual questions that crossed the line about Kathy's sexuality and his own.  It's a shame, I thought we had a good thing going between us, but he just can't stand me anymore.  To be honest, it's a honor to me that he even writes to attack me given all the things I have done to him.   He's a gem of a human being who just wishes everyone to like him and watch his youtube channel.

So here I am, publicly admonishing the rest of you cretins who continue to belittle Falkie and amuse yourself at every turn when his life is currently in utter turmoil. Instead of realizing the folly of your ways, as I have, day after day you insist on beating down a man who is already *literally* limping his life along.   You folks, and you know who you are, should be ashamed of yourselves.   Falkie is the king of youtube, and he gives you many hours of entertainment, news and sports coverage that you won't get anywhere else - and he does it knowing that the lot of you will never pay him a dime for it.

Oh, and Little Shits, Big Shits, Little Chris (as falkie said he liked to call you in the video), knock it off with the sexual stuff, will you?  You've crossed the line too many times and the most recent animated gif has far surpassed anything previously done.  Don't be surprised if one day you find a gentleman with a summons at your door to appear in civil court.  Once Falkie has the money, he is intent on taking you down.

It's hard to take you seriously with a cat on your head.

[Rally Squirrel]

George Senda Presents . . . Technical Difficulty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_jEhkQk9hs

Technical difficulties aside this is one that shows potential.

A car covered in fish is fucking funny as hell and I laughed when I heard it. He says he wants to look into it further and he should. It is the type of story that has FARK potential and with the extra needed details he has a shot at being seen.

[Roswells, Art]

It's hard to take you seriously with a cat on your head.

If I had a dime for every time I've said that...

[WhiteCrow]

Let's clear this up right now.   I am not Gerry, although we have met IRL - I visited him a couple of times before he went under the knife, since we live relatively close to each other.  Gerry hasn't been posting on the boards lately for personal reasons.   I still communicate with him privately and he's doing as well as can be expected.   His brain surgery went fine and he's back to driving and living his life again with Mrs. Gerry.   I don't know if he'll ever come back but know this - he's not an alternative poster and he's still as much of a Falkie supporter as he ever was, even if Falkie has given up on him (which he has according to Falkie's most recent PM to me.)   As far as I know, his grave digging son is still out there, but I haven't talked lately to Gerry about him.  Gerry's daughter apparently was made aware of Falkie's interest in her and she's open to a relationship with Falkie if it would lead to a path to US citizenship.  But I'll let Gerry cover that further if he decides he'd like to fill the rest of you in on the going ons of his daughter.

As of today, Feb 27, 2016, Falkie refuses to speak to me on the phone and wants pretty much nothing to do with me.   I don't blame him, I released some privately shared information that he gave me about his younger years, and I routinely asked him sexual questions that crossed the line about Kathy's sexuality and his own.  It's a shame, I thought we had a good thing going between us, but he just can't stand me anymore.  To be honest, it's a honor to me that he even writes to attack me given all the things I have done to him.   He's a gem of a human being who just wishes everyone to like him and watch his youtube channel.

So here I am, publicly admonishing the rest of you cretins who continue to belittle Falkie and amuse yourself at every turn when his life is currently in utter turmoil. Instead of realizing the folly of your ways, as I have, day after day you insist on beating down a man who is already *literally* limping his life along.   You folks, and you know who you are, should be ashamed of yourselves.   Falkie is the king of youtube, and he gives you many hours of entertainment, news and sports coverage that you won't get anywhere else - and he does it knowing that the lot of you will never pay him a dime for it.

Oh, and Little Shits, Big Shits, Little Chris (as falkie said he liked to call you in the video), knock it off with the sexual stuff, will you?  You've crossed the line too many times and the most recent animated gif has far surpassed anything previously done.  Don't be surprised if one day you find a gentleman with a summons at your door to appear in civil court.  Once Falkie has the money, he is intent on taking you down.

+ all stars in the universe and grains of sand.

[WhiteCrow]

Uh-huh

Uh-huh

Falkie is a fucking coward and the biggest pussy on planet Earth.  If I was LC I would be laughing up my sleeve right now.

Take a hike, A51 you fuckin psycho.

C-

Bugs change it up a bit.. Too predictable

[WhiteCrow]

I'm sculpting a statue of Falkie in my spare time. It's made out of butter. The Louvre should be calling any day now.

Love Art..   Prasie MV..  Falkie,  King of the World

[ONeill]

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[FearBoysWithBugs]

C-

Bugs change it up a bit.. Too predictable

You're not worth the effort.  Same goes for A51/Gerry.

[SredniVashtar]

LOL! There's an actual charm school here in Manhattan that I want to attend, but it's $1,000 for a one day seminar. So, no.

To be fair, that fee includes getting you installed with an entirely new personality, so I think you are getting a good deal. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

To be fair, that fee includes getting you installed with an entirely new personality, so I think you are getting a good deal.

Yes, maybe they could "install" me your personality, that way I could also win the Miss Congeniality award.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

To be fair, that fee includes getting you installed with an entirely new personality, so I think you are getting a good deal.

Will the new personality be a slut, too?

[3OctaveFart]

Meatie said they pmed 28th of January. I'm starting to think gerry is an alt of a regular poster here who got tired of posting under two names/personalities.

Gerry lost interest in the thread because it has effectively been zapped of its mirth. He is alive and well.

[WhiteCrow]

You're not worth the effort.  Same goes for A51/Gerry.

That is just so sad..  Feeling sorry about your future.
Hope you figure it out. So much potential being wasted in the gutter, sad so sad. But hey, what do I know, maybe you are only a one trick pony.

[WhiteCrow]

Yes, maybe they could "install" me your personality, that way I could also win the Miss Congeniality award.

Hey..  Bellgabbers are a generous bunch, we can start up donation thingie to pay for the charm school. I'm in!

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hey..  Bellgabbers are a generous bunch, we can start up donation thingie to pay for the charm school. I'm in!

Thank you, but I'm not Falkie. I don't depend on the kindness of strangers. Besides, the beautiful hoodie you are gifting some of us will be a generous enough gift. I am still willing to give you some money towards that if you wish.

[SredniVashtar]

Thank you, but I'm not Falkie. I don't depend on the kindness of strangers.

Just as well. Although she is always up for a sperm donation, as any gentlemen's rest room can bear witness.