The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[littlechris]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kFRiYFb6GI

George, I will buy you a new ipad charger if you recreate this video in its entirety.
You may use books instead of neo geo games.

I will add $50 to that.

[cosmic hobo]

Someone so fat should not be filming themselves from this angle. Selfie 101; shoot from high up. And duck lips.

He keeps getting fatter and fatter. Only a matter of time now ..... RIP sweet prince.

[littlechris]

George, I have 5 or six charging cables for my iPad Air 2 and my iPhone. If you want one of them I will mail to you. You really can't afford a cable?

Wait, I thought he had you on ignore?

Not anymore.

[onan]

Wait, I thought he had you on ignore?

Not anymore.

I doubt he will converse with me, that's ok too.

[littlechris]

I doubt he will converse with me, that's ok too.

He'll reach out to you, and when he does, tell him to EAT A DICK!!!

[FearBoysWithBugs]

He'll reach out to you, and when he does, tell him to EAT A DICK!!!

Where's the pr0n video, bungee-smoocher?

[GravitySucks]

I doubt he will converse with me, that's ok too.

He would probably do a whole YouTube video about how his knees hurt after you made him walk to the post office to pick up a charger, and that was all there was in the package. No snack for the walk back. No money for his trouble. You are heartless onan.

[littlechris]

Where's the pr0n video, bungee-smoocher?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

He would probably do a whole YouTube video about how his knees hurt after you made him walk to the post office to pick up a charger, and that was all there was in the package. No snack for the walk back. No money for his trouble. You are heartless onan.

He needs a wall charger, not a USB cable.  What's the matter with you onan.  It's like you don't even care about Senda.  If WhiteCrow was banned and Gerry came back, he'd urge you to go out and buy one for him.

Senda, you might just as well ask onan to buy you the charger.  He sure as hell can't take a hint.

[Roswells, Art]

Psy is a musical genius. I recommend his other videos, such as Gentleman and Daddy.

Musical genius, and you hate Bob Dylan. Alrighty then, this is starting to make sense.

[Who]

Senda, this is for you.  Image the fun you and Hello Kathy will have coloring all the pictures in this Donald Trump coloring book.  Tons of fun.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Musical genius, and you hate Bob Dylan. Alrighty then, this is starting to make sense.

LOL, I don't have anything personal against Bob, it's just that his singing sounds like cats in heat. His son Jakob, however, is great. Now, there's the talent in the family.

You can't listen to Psy and be in a bad mood!    Did you see the video for Daddy? C'mon, you know you want to!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg

[Defwhale]

It's more he complains that people point out how he should have/and can improve his life, but by some twisted logic, he believes those improvements shouldn't be initiated or continued by himself. In other words, if others want him to have a more healthy and fulfilling life, they should pay for it and put the physical effort in, for him to have it.

It's very strange.  If someone suggests he'd be better off somewhere south of 400 pounds, he wants them to pay for his gym membership.  If someone points out that his place is filthy, he wants them to come clean it.  If someone tells him the garbage he eats isn't good for him, he wants them to pay for organic produce.

He's a beggar alright.  He expects to do as little as possible and have the rest of us to pay his way through life.  Him pointing out the various ways to fund him is begging, whether he says the words ''I beg you to give me money'' or not.  It's just semantics.

Senda doesn't even see it as not begging because of semantics, he thinks it isn't begging because he needs the money to pay expenses.  As if beggars don't normally have expenses.

And what about Kathy, what was it about Senda that convinced her that he was Mr Right?  That he knows exactly how to scam all the government programs, and how to beg while claiming not to?  What a catch.

[littlechris]

It's very strange.  If someone suggests he'd be better off somewhere south of 400 pounds, he wants them to pay for his gym membership.  If someone points out that his place is filthy, he wants them to come clean it.  If someone tells him the garbage he eats isn't good for him, he wants them to pay for organic produce.

He's a beggar alright.  He expects to do as little as possible and have the rest of us to pay his way through life.  Him pointing out the various ways to fund him is begging, whether he says the words ''I beg you to give me money'' or not.  It's just semantics.

Senda doesn't even see it as not begging because of semantics, he thinks it isn't begging because he needs the money to pay expenses.  As if beggars don't normally have expenses.

And what about Kathy, what was it about Senda that convinced her that he was Mr Right?  That he knows exactly how to scam all the government programs, and how to beg while claiming not to?  What a catch.

[3OctaveFart]

I was using teletypes and mainframes when Bugs Bunny was in diapers playing and eating his balls of shit.
I've FORGOTTEN more about computers and how to use them than he'd ever know.

And you can print that !

Fucking fatuous know-it-all yet knows NOTHING cretinous moron !

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I was using teletypes and mainframes when Bugs Bunny was in diapers playing and eating his balls of shit.
I've FORGOTTEN more about computers and how to use them than he'd ever know.

And you can print that !

Fucking fatuous know-it-all yet knows NOTHING cretinous moron !

My goodness, whatever could have brought this on besides the demon rum. 

Careful there, Meat.  Chug, chug -- vrroom, vrroom -- thump, thump = clank, clank -- lights out -- rape, rape

Did you steal this rant from Senda, by the way?  He makes a similar claim about being a superior computer being because he fiddled with computers back when Nixon was President. 

[3OctaveFart]

Senda intended that for you, Einstein.

I didn't think I'd have to telegraph it for you but maybe I'll make the effort next time.

I'm getting bored with the thread so use me while you can. This thread has become Joanie Loves Chachi without its star appeal and unforced charms. Sad. But all things are finite, even the Falkie Thread.

[Yorkshire pud]

Psy is a musical genius.

If that is the standard of genius, I'm a) The best photographer that ever lived b) The best writer of erotica ever c) The best dressed man, ever; and this is up there with 'genius' too...

https://youtu.be/NemkBVSnUt0

..and who can forget the brilliant..

https://youtu.be/POv-3yIPSWc

[Jackstar]

the standard of genius

In spite of your spotless punctuation and grammar and your relentless imitation of my inimitable style, you still don't know what you're talking about. It's nearly adorable.

[Yorkshire pud]

In spite of your spotless punctuation and grammar and your relentless imitation of my inimitable style, you still don't know what you're talking about. It's nearly adorable.

Nearly adorable; but an absolute genius. I'll take that.

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, great job calling into C2C again! Thats twice now this month. Are you and Norry getting back together? Is the TV show back on? Also great job getting him to plug you're youtube channel!

[ONeill]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS0VLSsWSQo

What a fucking bowl of rotten noodles... He seriously thinks someone wants to touch him to steal something from him? No one wants to look at you, Senda. You just left it somewhere, just like you simply lost your wallet. Btw. later you also claimed that the wallet was stolen.

We found out Saturday our 2nd prius key was not locking the car properly and my wallet fell out of my Ipad air bag and somone stole it and also our tinted driver's side visor thing.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Senda intended that for you, Einstein.

Gee, however could I have failed to see that was from Senda.  After all, it SOUNDS just like you, and I haven't said a word about Falkie being a fuckin liar about working on mainframes in weeks, at least.  It's been months since I claimed I could prove him a liar about his computing experience if I could question him for five minutes.  In fact, I barely even mentioned him yesterday.  Would he write something like that in response to my posting this:



Surely not.  No Meat, that post definitely smells like something that you would write.  Once you stopped fellating Senda long enough to do so, I mean.

I'm getting bored with the thread so use me while you can.

Oh yeah sure another threat to quit the thread.  You and Senda are just the same, always threatening to leave and never following through.  You can ask Senda about this (he's been working on mainframes since before I was born, remember), but when someone feels the need to broadcast that they are leaving a forum, it means they aren't leaving.  They're just seeking attention.  Those that DO leave tend to just disappear, like Senda's chin has disappearedd into his neck.

[whoozit]

Hi George,

I can't believe someone stole your bag of iPad stuff. That really sucks.  By the way my mortgage is due next week but I seem to have misplaced my paycheck.  It was around here somewhere, but we brought in some stray cats for dinner and I fear one of them may have eaten the check.  You seem to navigate these injustices with with skill and thought your network might be able to help me out.  Thanks in advance.  I also noticed my basement is a little messy and needs some attention.  Would you be available on Saturday, March 5th to help me clean it out?  I know you feel strongly that one should help others out.  If that date is inconvenient please send me an alternate date.  Thanks again in advance for your help and thank you for your insightful inciteful videos.

[onan]

Falkie, I was being sincere regarding a charging cable and the wall plug that goes with it. I have several of them.

It's up to you.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Falkie, I was being sincere regarding a charging cable and the wall plug that goes with it. I have several of them.

It's up to you.

If you had any sense of decency you'd drive over and drop it off at his place. 

[onan]

If you had any sense of decency you'd drive over and drop it off at his place.

Well, you see, my keys were...

[3OctaveFart]

Christ, you must be a ball to work with. Overanalyzing everything, using 500 words where 50 will suffice. I am very glad I don't have to edit you for a living.

Sometimes a guy saying a thread is getting boring is really ... just a guy saying a thread is getting boring, you millennial fuckface. Your work here is not enough to keep the circus in town. Have a nice day.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I'm getting bored with the thread so use me while you can.

Obviously I am over-analyzing this, thinking it means you're leaving.

Do you rim Falkie too, or just swallow?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Well, you see, my keys were...

...screaming in pain?