George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[michio]

Georgie and his 'My Precious' Emmys. Unbelievable.

[ShayP]

Came across this link regarding Paranormal Dating.  Interesting read.

I especially liked this:

Noory hopes to make a profit from matching some of what he says are his 3.5 million nightly listeners. (Talkers magazine, a trade journal, says that just 2.75 million listen to as little as five minutes of the show over the course of a given week.) Noory also claims that “billions” of people use online dating.


http://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/george-noory-launches-dating-site-for-fringe-believers

[karios8]

Noory for some odd reason recently tweeted a pic of his Emmy's.



Then somebody responded with this:

"Emmys?. -What on earth for??. Not knowing that polarbears belongs to the Northpole??. -Pedling,fraud and fearmongering??."

funny

Think Noory's feeling a little insecure now? Wonder why? 

Don't forget the caption he posted with this pic.

GN: Unpacked my Emmys while back in St Louis.

[Dateline]

Don't forget the caption he posted with this pic.

GN: Unpacked my Emmys while back in St Louis.

Must be thinking of rooting down there again, unpacking seems well so settled.

[ShayP]

Don't forget the caption he posted with this pic.

GN: Unpacked my Emmys while back in St Louis.

Yeah...he probaly keeps them in these.

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[karios8]

My favorite comment about Jorch's Emmys on fb:

Does anyone remember that time when Kramer from Seinfeld was caught in the mix at the Tony awards,somehow got on stage and received a Tony award?

[Zenman]

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[michio]

Do you remember how far into the show this was?  I found the YouTube clip of the show, but it's incomplete.  I'm still looking for the full clip.  Thank you for any help you can offer.

Hour 3 at various times.

[Jocko Johnson]

Noory for some odd reason recently tweeted a pic of his Emmy's.



Then somebody responded with this:

"Emmys?. -What on earth for??. Not knowing that polarbears belongs to the Northpole??. -Pedling,fraud and fearmongering??."

funny

Think Noory's feeling a little insecure now? Wonder why? 

What a sas sack or shit.
dave, you may have to hock them soon...and please remember, Y O U  S U C K 
T O  N O   E N D.
GNS/DNS ...and soon my have to suck d--ks for food.
And it couldn't happen to a nicer guy,strike that, a worse creep.

[Jocko Johnson]

Those broads have to have arrived to his event on the short bus. Man, don't the two of those creeps look like they just smell? They look really stinky, like sweat, onions, BO, shit, some 'from-under-cheese' and a bit of mold & mildew with that damp drity dish rag sent from the dead thing snapped on to dave head! Couple of real creatures.

[Jocko Johnson]

Yes Tommee was back. And did anyone catch the bitch-slapping that went on between the two of them?
It started with a 'Text To Tommee' about road rage. Noory burbled some crap about how 'ragers' behave before accusing Tommee of being the kind of driver who triggers road rage. 'Are you saying I'm a worse driver than you?' asks Tom, failing to disguise the disbelief in his voice, and also asked 'Are you making this up as you go along?'
Time comes for the next Text, and Danheiser says since 'it's fabrication night on Coast, you're the best driver I've ever seen'. Noory mutters 'Oh yeah? Why don't you fabricate yourself onto the unemployment line?' to which Tom responded 'I will, if you're right behind me.'
It sounds like I'm making that up, doesn't it? I swear not.
Dave came back at it again later, talking about Danheiser being a big guy who drives a Mini Cooper and said he looks like he's on a roller skate.
Nasty piece of work.

They're falling apart! The attacks on each other should be increasing as Art's show starts and their ratings start to bleed out like someone ripped the jugular, which in essence it will be to their show, THEN THEY CAN BOTH STAND ON THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE. Maybe flakie can give them tips on how to get disability and defraud the gov't. After all dave has been defrauding the world for years.

[Jocko Johnson]

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You're right PB, sumpfin isch knot goud...he does not look very well. Art hasn't even begun his show and dave isch falling apart at the seams...he put those emmys out to prop himself up. They have to be recreations he had them to have them made.

[Jocko Johnson]

If you look really hard, dave looks like he could be our Sweet Kathy's...brother?!!

Perhaps someone with better computer/bellgab skills can post a picture of those two creatures side by side?

[PB the Deplorable]

Don't forget the caption he posted with this pic.

GN: Unpacked my Emmys while back in St Louis.

Can it be possible that George takes these trophies back and forth with him between LA and St Louis?

[Jocko Johnson]

BTW...dave, what's up with those emmys you got for some meaningless local/regional, what...infomercial?
By you putting them out there at this time, you must have certainly mistaken us/anybody for people who give a shit...your days are numbered as nite time mush mouth mumbling host of c2c. Remember the show that was handed to you at the top of the world, the one you and two ton tammy and sleeza loins just killed and sent it in a blazing, (and that is no reference to Nero Blaze, ha ha hah...you're such a dick!) nose dive to the 3rd ring of hades!!

[PB the Deplorable]

3 emmys     

1978 in detroit for producing the midwest blizzard
1982  stlouis for tv production
1983  st.louis  scenic design

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hour 3 at various times.

Wow, George was in rare form.

[UFQuack]

What is this?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/GEORGE-NOORY-AUTOGRAPH-8X11-SIGNED-HAND-DRAWN-ALIEN-SKETCH-COAST-TO-COAST-/390742198282?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5afa0cc80a

[pate]

I finally signed up for the Paranormal Dating service at C2C...

There's this one chick that the service keeps showing me as the perfect match:

Getting lots of messages from her, but haven't paid yet so I cannot read them...  Y'all think it's worth it to pay to read the message?

I am assured that this one is my soul-mate, seriously I'm desperate here...

Here's her pic:

[NightsAtSea]

What is this?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/GEORGE-NOORY-AUTOGRAPH-8X11-SIGNED-HAND-DRAWN-ALIEN-SKETCH-COAST-TO-COAST-/390742198282?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5afa0cc80a

I was going to ask why two people would possibly have this in their watchlist, until I added it to my watchlist so I'd know if someone actually bought it. Answered my own question. 

[Hank]

What is this?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/GEORGE-NOORY-AUTOGRAPH-8X11-SIGNED-HAND-DRAWN-ALIEN-SKETCH-COAST-TO-COAST-/390742198282?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5afa0cc80a

This = overpriced toilet paper??

[brujo]

This is a MUST HEAR open lines call from 17 July 2015.  The caller informed Dave that Art is taking his place live and c2c will be tape delayed. Noory was surprised. Credit to brujo for staying semi-awake long enough to hear this. Time is 2:06:30. The radio station is Needles, CA â€" KTOX 1340 AM


https://youtu.be/LdLAWpoCPZI?t=7590

Thanks,karios8!

Snorge's response is perfect: tries to sell Coast Insider- cuts the caller off quickly.

GNS

[NightsAtSea]

A caller on on last night's show said they were going to commit suicide, and they have trouble finding a relationship, and Jorch recommended that he join Paranormal Date! Sheesh! What a shyster. The guy's thinking about suicide, and all Jorch can think about is trying to milk money out of the guy! What a jerk!

I couldn't believe this actually happened so I listened to the show on youtube, and sure enough about 2:13:20 this call begins. I'm so disgusted at Noorie's behavior. Even after listening to it I can hardly believe it happened. 

[wr250]

It wouldn't surprise me.  They would not let a smart, intelligent reporter interview Castro.  He/she might drop a bombshell question that would catch Fidel off guard.  Better to let a dumbass interview him if there is going to be an interview at all.

old snoores will drop bombshell questions that ol fidel would be unprepared for.for example:

hash there been any chupacabra sightings in cuba?
what if you had a computer in 1959?
what do you think of current affairs? is sometheen happeneen ?

[nooryisawesome]

No excuse to suffer through Noory anymore. Turn him off! Art is back!!!!

[PB the Deplorable]

It wouldn't surprise me.  They would not let a smart, intelligent reporter interview Castro.  He/she might drop a bombshell question that would catch Fidel off guard.  Better to let a dumbass interview him if there is going to be an interview at all.

This has all the feel of yet another personal story that doesn't quite ring true.  George will tease this for awhile, milk it, then at some point simply stop talking about it.

Every once in awhile some caller will ask about it, be brushed off, and it will fade away - to be recalled with derision from time to time on the George Noory Sucks thread, along with the likes of a studio being built in Hawaii, a kidnapping attempt in Mexico, a dog named Casey, various charitable undertakings set to go in motion once enough people buy or suscribe...

[wr250]

This has all the feel of yet another personal story that doesn't quite ring true.  George will tease this for awhile, milk it, then at some point simply stop talking about it.

Every once in awhile some caller will ask about it, be brushed off, and it will fade away - to be recalled with derision from time to time on the George Noory Sucks thread, along with the likes of a studio being built in Hawaii, a kidnapping attempt in Mexico, a dog named Casey, various charitable undertakings set to go in motion once enough people buy or suscribe...

...threaten to use a ouija board, pray for goatse, hope terrorists attack on us soil, and cat astrologers.

[Inglorious Bitch]

This has all the feel of yet another personal story that doesn't quite ring true.  George will tease this for awhile, milk it, then at some point simply stop talking about it.

Like the charming anecdote that Noory used to change a little with each telling about the time that he was going to drive through an intersection and heard a voice tell him to stop. Just then a car ran the now red light and blew through the intersection. Noory would have been T-boned if he had not stopped.

Or the 2 times that Noory said that he cured cancer. That's right folks, Noory cured cancer in not just one, but in two of his friends! Amazeen! Oddly enough, he seems to have stopped talking about the time he invited people over for Thanksgiving, forgot to cook a turkey and took everyone out to eat at the mall. Noory was rushing through the mall and his sick friend was trying to keep up with him, to the point where the friend fell down. Said friend went to the hospital and fell into a coma. Noory told that story with relish. Nothing warms his heart more than a tale of someone else's pain and suffering.

Then, there's the now infamous tale of Noory's traveling to Austin, where he fell into  a puddle. Since he didn't travel with a change of clothes, he went to a hotel room to get naked while his manservant Tommy went to fetch some new clothes at a store. Noory, while still naked, felt the need to stand at a sliding glass window and flashed 2 window cleaners. I can only hope they didn't fall into a coma.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Noory for some odd reason recently tweeted a pic of his Emmy's.



Then somebody responded with this:

"Emmys?. -What on earth for??. Not knowing that polarbears belongs to the Northpole??. -Pedling,fraud and fearmongering??."

I can almost see the green shag carpet and smell the humidity and cat piss in this room.