George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

You could hear the excitement in his voice when he was thinking about a future show on the subject. This is the same ding-dong who wanted to have a Q&A with the heathen Stephen Hawking, if I correctly recall. But maybe Stephen could use the laugh. How sNoory ended up preaching his tiresome religious beliefs on C2C, and not on TBN where he'd be a natural is the question without an answer.

Noory has no religious beliefs other than "Something's out there!"  He wouldn't last a week on a Christian station.  He is a lapsed Catholic who sprinkles his deism with a lot of New Age mumbo-jumbo.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

'Does religion have anything to do with gravity?'

My face is hurting from all the palming.

This is George's science of why spirits rise to Heaven and why his mother taught him to look up when he prayed?  Did he ask Zimmerman that?  Did he think it was relevant to an interview with a space science writer?

[21st Century Man]

I missed a Zimmerman night?  He usually does a pretty good job.

I only had Coast on for noise and didn't pay attention.  I was reading historical blogs.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

hmm either i havent been paying attention..which is totally possible of course..or i just never heard it before the past few nights

I think he was back in St. Louis this week.  He's usually in L.A..

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I only had Coast on for noise and didn't pay attention.  I was reading historical blogs.

I had it on in the background too but didn't hear a word of it.

[Corona Kitty]

So im having a road trip right now.... Just heard george not know how to pronounce megalodon.... Didnt know what it was.... God dammit. Just after i defended noory.

[Scully]

Noory has no religious beliefs other than "Something's out there!"  He wouldn't last a week on a Christian station.  He is a lapsed Catholic who sprinkles his deism with a lot of New Age mumbo-jumbo.

Dead on, 21stCM, dead on.  :

[21st Century Man]

Dead on, 21stCM, dead on.  :

Thanks, Scully.  I guess to an atheist even a deist is considered religious. Atheists are too in their own way.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I just caught that. Noory made it sound as though Art was being very unreasonable. No sense that Art no longer wished to be associated with this travesty of his show. Dave sounded all innocent and injured. He told the caller he didn't respond to Art's first request and removed his name only after Art asked again, and did it 'very, very reluctantly. And, of course, no mention of MID.

Btw, he seems to be running Umphen Lines. Dumped another guest?

Anyone have this audio?

[ItsOver]

So im having a road trip right now.... Just heard george not know how to pronounce megalodon.... Didnt know what it was.... God dammit. Just after i defended noory.

Dave should consider a remedial course in phonics, assuming he ever had any instruction to begin with.


http://supersimplelearning.com/abcs/phonics-fun/

[Mizak]

I don't post A lot but I do come here to see if anyone catches the same idiotic things dave says.He was in complete drool mode when he asked what aPterodactyl (or some big flying bird)was going to to do with the child that it caught? The guest even chuckled and told him it was going to feed it's babies.Does anyone have that on soundboard?
What a POS. Bad enough he reports all the dead baby stories he can but that sunk to a new level of Suck!

[CornyCrow]

thats old. He says that when he is hosting from his underground studio in St Louis

Isn't that the place the anti-christ is supposed to come from during the tribulation?  From a hole in the ground?  Isn't that where Satan is supposed to be chained right now?  I'm surprised that he says that, considering that he caters so much to the born-agin crowd.  But why should we expect him to know the bible? 

[PaulAtreides]

whats with this "somewhere deep below the earth" garbage all of a sudden

George is just referring to the basement of his St. Louis home.  When the sewer backs up, he refers to it as "flooding."

[CornyCrow]

always come back to religion with Dave doesnt it

Yeah.  He even tries to get scientists to agree with him, but they just blow him off.  He says things like, 'Well we have to know there's more out there, we don't know everything'.  He does that to kiss up to the re-borns in the audience, so they know he's on their side, doing the lord's work.  Disgusting pandering to the lowest common denominator - those to which his appeal is the greatest. 

[CornyCrow]

Noory has no religious beliefs other than "Something's out there!"  He wouldn't last a week on a Christian station.  He is a lapsed Catholic who sprinkles his deism with a lot of New Age mumbo-jumbo.

Does that really matter, though.  Haven't most people/religions made god in their own image.

[Jackstar]

He is a lapsed Catholic who sprinkles his deism with a lot of New Age mumbo-jumbo.

I read that he is an undercover Jesuit enforcer with a lot of standing orders.

[expat]

Another excellent job by Bob Zimmerman. Entertaining, accurate, up to date. Bravo!!

[Roswells, Art]

I respect you guys opinions, but i strongly feel we should simply let them be. Enough of that crap went on last time and got very ugly. Just look at what Nor`ie did to Art in only the guest bookings. It isn't like the word is going to not get out and there is no need trying to convert the ones that don't leave Noare'e's show and come to Art. Those people are obviously inert and out of the equation de facto and part of the mentally ill faction of Jorege's audience.
I'm not going to stoop to that level. First of all I don't want the son of a bitch to have my number cuz I'm not lookin for a date. Secondly, it's just low class at this juncture. Now if Art says give it a go, hey, I'm all over fuckin with them on their turf. Until then, I am defending home base (here) and keeping the PremRats asses red with the end of my boot when they show up. Please join me.

Yeah, I agree. They suck so they in their suckitude feel they have to do that kind of shit. We have the talented Art so it is unnecessary.

[General Johnson Jameson]

I don't post A lot but I do come here to see if anyone catches the same idiotic things dave says.He was in complete drool mode when he asked what aPterodactyl (or some big flying bird)was going to to do with the child that it caught? The guest even chuckled and told him it was going to feed it's babies.Does anyone have that on soundboard?
What a POS. Bad enough he reports all the dead baby stories he can but that sunk to a new level of Suck!

Jzorje was actually contemplating what it would be like for a pterodactyl to carry off children? WTF is this sick son of a bitch's issue with youth's and gruesome deaths? This is some serious shit right here...

[General Johnson Jameson]

I read that he is an undercover Jesuit enforcer with a lot of standing orders.

Jeorje, a Jesuit assassin? LOL

[Jackstar]

LOL

Laugh it up, Chief. That toady exterminates rational thought on a nightly basis.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Laugh it up, Chief. That toady exterminates rational thought on a nightly basis.

Do you mean exterminating people or just their capacity to think? I want to be sure with what I am dealing with here and I don't like being callled Chief, for future recommendations.

[UnscreenedCaller]

This is George's science of why spirits rise to Heaven and why his mother taught him to look up when he prayed?  Did he ask Zimmerman that?  Did he think it was relevant to an interview with a space science writer?

Does this mean that good spirits have anti-gravity devices and bad spirits have gravity plus ectoplasm ankle weights? I wish he'd enlighten us all why good spirits are all floaty 'n stuff and bad spirits sink like yesterday's bagels.


I'm sure he thought that was a keenly relevant topic for a space science writer because a. heaven is up there somewhere ^ and b. he has no capacity to think outside of the cliches played out on an unending loop in his head.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Does this mean that good spirits have anti-gravity devices and bad spirits have gravity plus ectoplasm ankle weights? I wish he'd enlighten us all why good spirits are all floaty 'n stuff and bad spirits sink like yesterday's bagels.


I'm sure he thought that was a keenly relevant topic for a space science writer because a. heaven is up there somewhere ^ and b. he has no capacity to think outside of the cliches played out on an unending loop in his head.

Sounds very L. Ron Hubbery. Zeorge a closet Scientologist? Hmm......

[Izintit?]

Dave should consider a remedial course in phonics, assuming he ever had any instruction to begin with.


http://supersimplelearning.com/abcs/phonics-fun/

Dave`s tongue is an untameable geoduck.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Sounds very L. Ron Hubbery. Zeorge a closet Scientologist? Hmm......

You may be on to something. Aren't they supposed to clear their caches minds?  I think Zeorge might've taken it one step too far.

[Jackstar]

Do you mean exterminating people or just their capacity to think?

I read that he is an undercover Jesuit enforcer

Jeorje, a Jesuit assassin

I want to be sure with what I am dealing with here

and I don't like being callled Chief, for future recommendations.

It can get lower, Junior Grade Chief Lieutenant.

[General Johnson Jameson]

You may be on to something. Aren't they supposed to clear their caches minds?  I think Zeorge might've taken it one step too far.

Auditing or editing is the term for it I believe. Was probably a powersurge in the building while he was hooked up to it and nerfed his cerebrum. As much as that cult is known to use celebrities to promote their image, I don't even think they'd want Gaorge anywhere near.

[General Johnson Jameson]

It can get lower, Junior Grade Chief Lieutenant.

I imagine that you are a pretty low son of a bitch. I have no doubt about that. You're clearly a troll too. Fuck off, bye and have a nice day

[Jackstar]

I imagine that you are a pretty low son of a bitch. I have no doubt about that.

You're clearly a troll too. Fuck off, bye and have a nice day

Should I ask MV to delete my post where I delineated how you were mistaken, butt-hurt and obnoxious, or will you be taking care of that with some spasmodic knee-jerk reactionary hammering of the "Report to moderator" link? Because now I'm trying to plan my day, I've got all this unexpected fucking off to do.