George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

How about a flap?  Why is that word only heard any more in the ufo context?  I gather it originally meant an excitement or disturbance, as from multiple ufo sightings in an area.  Is it a bit of '40s slang that is perpetuated only among ufologists?  A linguistic relict?

That's close, but I think technically it's a fap of ufologists

[K_Dubb]

There hasn't been much new info or data found on any C2C offbeat topic since the 90s.  When Bell went national, much this stuff was new and intriguing.  After 20 years, its gone moldy.  I don't think Bell can sustain it either.  He needs a new shtick. The Popular Mechanics generation that made Bell a phenom in the 90s is fading.  That's why Noory is going after the morons;  that population segment is constantly replenished.  A billion phone cams walking around and still no acceptable pics of aliens or Nessie or bigfoot.  That says it all.

Eh that presumes any of us actually believes this stuff.  Let Dave go looking for thuh trewf.  I'm in it for the fantasy.

That's close, but I think technically it's a fap of ufologists

Yes!  I'll buy that.

[General Johnson Jameson]

There hasn't been much new info or data found on any C2C offbeat topic since the 90s.  When Bell went national, much this stuff was new and intriguing.  After 20 years, its gone moldy.  I don't think Bell can sustain it either.  He needs a new shtick. The Popular Mechanics generation that made Bell a phenom in the 90s is fading.  That's why Noory is going after the morons;  that population segment is constantly replenished.  A billion phone cams walking around and still no acceptable pics of aliens or Nessie or bigfoot.  That says it all.

Google Roswell Slides hoax.

[PB the Deplorable]

There hasn't been much new info or data found on any C2C offbeat topic since the 90s.  When Bell went national, much this stuff was new and intriguing.  After 20 years, its gone moldy.  I don't think Bell can sustain it either.  He needs a new shtick. The Popular Mechanics generation that made Bell a phenom in the 90s is fading.  That's why Noory is going after the morons;  that population segment is constantly replenished.  A billion phone cams walking around and still no acceptable pics of aliens or Nessie or bigfoot.  That says it all.

I really hope Art Bell realizes this - 'gets' it, if you will - but based on the Dark Matter guests I don't think he does.. 

And, oh yeah, the anointment of RCH as host of the after show is not exactly a very good sign

[General Johnson Jameson]

the "anointment" of RCH

Mannnnnnnn...you kill me sometimes

[PB the Deplorable]

Mannnnnnnn...you kill me sometimes

He's one of the biggest names in Junk Science, we're all very proud

[CornyCrow]

I really hope Art Bell realizes this - 'gets' it, if you will - but based on the Dark Matter guests I don't think he does.. 

And, oh yeah, the anointment of RCH as host of the after show is not exactly a very good sign

This is why the program must branch out into different areas, no? 

I agree about Richard.  I won't pay to hear him.  Is he going to host a show with different guests or will the show mainly be about his findings?

[akwilly]

I really hope Art Bell realizes this - 'gets' it, if you will - but based on the Dark Matter guests I don't think he does.. 

And, oh yeah, the anointment of RCH as host of the after show is not exactly a very good sign

open lines is where george sucks and Art thrives, and I think Art can breath a little life into some of the worn out guests. As for RCH i don't know, but I feel his show might become a bit of a comedy show which would be kinda cool.

[Jorch Einstein]

Richey C. Hoaxland's new show after Art is going to be a late-night sex advice show. He will discuss whether dildos with the face on mars on the tip can reach the g-spot, and Jorch and Tommy will call in to discuss their favorite butt-plugs.

[General Johnson Jameson]

He's one of the biggest names in Junk Science, we're all very proud

Oh I agree, your humour is simply the shit (a good term) at times P.B. My Compliments.

[akwilly]

Richey C. Hoaxland's new show after Art is going to be a late-night sex advice show. He will discuss whether dildos with the face on mars on the tip can reach the g-spot, and Jorch and Tommy will call in to discuss their favorite butt-plugs.

Ok I would pay for that!

[Jorch Einstein]

Richard will drone on for three hours about the exact angle the Face On Mars dildo needs to be at to reach the g-spot, and the measurements of the longitude and latitude of the g-spot in the vagina, and whether hyper-dimensional torsion field physics plays a part in the long-duration orgasms.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Ok I would pay for that!

If he does a weekly on how one can build up such a hair helmet I'm down.

[kyleblack]

I know I just can't get enough of Robert the Doll. Psychics/mediums are also great guests. They really help people and are not con artists out to swindle the grieving at all. I also like hearing medical advice monthly from a veterinarian. Who needs advice from a real trained medical doctor when you can get it from a veterinarian? I mean really? Keep doing what you're doing George! Carnivora, Beyond Tangy Tangerine and of course baking soda (this stuff cures everything) have me vibrant and feeling like I'm 20 years old everyday. The freeze dried food I have from My Patriot Supply is so tasty too.

[GravitySucks]

lol he wants 1 million new coast insiders..must be on something..more so saying its just a fraction of your audience

He must be on to something... His "most viewed trailer has over 20,000 hits" !!!! Truly awesome.
<yawn>

[General Johnson Jameson]

So what is numbnuts going to babble about tonight?

[akwilly]

wow we are going to be treated to some new agery and man I hope he talks about the love Matrix when discussing all this darn light

[Jorch Einstein]

When talking to the strange stories guy the other night, Jorch said many of the stories "have that fortean feel." I bet Jorch has no freaking clue where the word "fortean" comes from or what it means. Has anyone ever heard Jorch mention the name Charles Fort on his show?

[K_Dubb]

Is it unusual for them not to have posted the weekend schedule yet?  Makes me wonder of sumthin is up.

[General Johnson Jameson]

When talking to the strange stories guy the other night, Jorch said many of the stories "have that fortean feel." I bet Jorch has no freaking clue where the word "fortean" comes from or what it means. Has anyone ever heard Jorch mention the name Charles Fort on his show?

I gave Noir`e a fair shot at first. The whole Mr nice guy act was so blatantly fake I could no longer bear it.

I have never heard a host given so many leads for a followup question and the best thing you could expect from Jaorge was "fascinating". WTF MAN?

I would get so pissed off due to that blockhead and I truly don't know if he does it on purpose or is really that stupid. I really don't. He has to be at least somewhat intelligent, maybe upper 80's i.q., I don't know. He is one strange motherfucker. I really don't want to figure him out. Is it even possible?

There are times I tend to go off on a tangent, my apologies for not getting to your actual question. I doubt Knorry even knows who the man is let alone mention him on the show. If anything, he got the info off google 10 seconds before he found out what fortean means.

[trostol]

so second half tonight is with the film makers of a crappy "horror" movie in the Gallows...with the first half being new agey..great pairing there lol

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Not another 'more guns are good' show 

[NoMoreNoory]

As I expected, Dave gives the triple glitch at United, NYSE and The Wall St Journal lead spot on 'Heeeers what's happaneen'; as expected, he tells us there are no coincidences; as expected he wheels out Lauren Weinstein who, hilariously, effectively says: 'Nothing to see here, Noory. Move along, now.'

[Dateline]

And, to all radio listeners, nothing to hear, here.  Move along, now.

[karios8]

I'm pretty sure the weekend and next week schedule is released sometime Thursday evening.

[Jorch Einstein]

Jorch's favorite AC/DC song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ3tqIukBKg

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

They're probably still trying to figure out how they are going to cover the loss of Hoagland's show.

[Juan Cena]

There hasn't been much new info or data found on any C2C offbeat topic since the 90s.  When Bell went national, much this stuff was new and intriguing.  After 20 years, its gone moldy.  I don't think Bell can sustain it either.  He needs a new shtick. The Popular Mechanics generation that made Bell a phenom in the 90s is fading.  That's why Noory is going after the morons;  that population segment is constantly replenished.  A billion phone cams walking around and still no acceptable pics of aliens or Nessie or bigfoot.  That says it all.

Heck, there are are at least hundreds or thousands of "deer cams" installed in the woods by hunters, and still no clear pics of Bigfoot.

[Dateline]

If Norry were a good sport, he would start advertising Midnight in the Desert.  After all, Art gave him his bread and butter. 

[Dateline]

All the folks are to Norry is a number.  I want 100 to do such and such.  Well, Norry all you are is a number too, -1.