George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jocko Johnson]

'I gotta tell you, though, in the future anything could happen.'

See, these are the profound insights that keep us coming back night after night.

Holy Shit...I just can't bee-leaf it!!! The absolutely brilliant stuff that dave comes up with???! Certainly when he passes away his brain will be no doubtly, after it's studied by the smartest of the smart..."top men" on the planet, be enconsed somewhere where it may be seen by all of mankind to be inspired by the very sight of it.

[pate]

...."They all had three plans didna they?"

No Dave, we had FOUR plans....


ThAT  is all...

[Jocko Johnson]

Well if Bud Dickman was daves producer he would not be putting up with any of dave nonsensical shananigans!

[pate]

No Coincidences (sp) ?

[pate]

Guest: Who what? 

NooryL: Fun Stuff, we're dun here, I heard Brooks & Whomever were Dun?

Cue: Flute Moosac (sorry original, but I keed or steel...)

[pate]

Haven't yet turnt the radio off.. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nopBvlKfYgY

Not a gay joke!

Not Sure...

[michio]

sNoory said on the program that it would be a "fascinating couple hours" with Juan. What does sNoory do but drop him after one hour because Georgie couldn't wrap his mini-brain around anything remotely intellectual. Who hired this incompetent guy to host a national radio program? I know it was not Mr. Bell who made that decision.

sNoory didn't appreciate Juan's take on GMOs and vaccinations.  sNoory's simpleton mind could not keep up and did not compute. As a guest on 'The Georgie sNoory Show,' you must learn to toe the sNoory line and appease his beyond belief science illiteracy or you are dropped like a scalding hot pizza roll.  You are designated a threat to stopping sNoory's dumbing down of America agenda and must be terminated.  Georgie's crooked finger quickly presses a large square button mounted on the wall. A bright red neon sign in Georgie's studio flashes the message: 'Abort guest! 'Abort guest!' Once again, order is restored to 'The Georgie sNoory Show.'

sNoory went to break from Juan and came back saying he'd be talking with Marge, evidently not giving a sh!t if he should take a minute to let the listeners know exactly why he sent Juan to the cornfield. "They'll never notice, Tommy. Trust me." The definitive answer to Juan's conundrum is the main host of C2C is an idjit.

[Dateline]

I caved last night.  I listened to the first hour guest and thought this is new information that I have not heard.  I am hearing something different and may be learning something new. 404 Forbidden.  The guest went Bye-Bye.  My radio went off.   

[NoMoreNoory]

How on Earth have they managed to lose the phone lines with 20 minutes left in the show? Did Noory need to bail out and hit the quick stp that badly?

I just reached that point listening on record this morning. Marjorie Sandor disappeared in mid-syllable and Dave goes into panic mode. It's not just the guest who's gone, clearly the entire phone system went down. What's a boy to do? They can't get the guest back, he can't go to Open Lines, he can't wake Lionel or Joshua P up. Calamity!! Dave keeps telling us 'We're definitely having technical problems." No kidding, Dave. We hadn't guessed that. 'Tommee's talking in my ear', he says. Then he says 'Talk to me, Tommee, wouldja?' Now, he's only about 20 minutes from the finish line: it can't be that hard to keep going to the end of the show. A recap of tonight, guests upcoming, stuff in the news: whatever. All that training for the Media Communications degree, nine years in PR with the Navy will come to the fore and save him, surely? Nope. Not Dave, The Great Non-Communicator. 'You'd better run that liddel tape, Jeff', he says, and Jeff duly obliges and Jerome Corsi drops in, in mid-sentence, talking about JFK. Another C2C low-point.


Earlier, Ms Sandor was talking about Freud's essay Die Unheimliche, generally translated as The Uncanny, and was listing some of the elements Freud had explored. These included 'Things which were hidden but have come into the open'. Dave, of course, has to interject. Presumably, he was attempting to say 'And they're better left undiscovered' or 'better left covered up'. What he managed to get out was 'And they're left better uncovered' which is not only meaningless as a sentence, but if you put the words in grammatical order - 'better left uncovered' - means the precise opposite of what he's trying to say.


This is what half-a-million dollars a year gets you? Not fit for purpose.

[ItsOver]

I just reached that point listening on record this morning. Marjorie Sandor disappeared in mid-syllable and Dave goes into panic mode. It's not just the guest who's gone, clearly the entire phone system went down. What's a boy to do? They can't get the guest back, he can't go to Open Lines, he can't wake Lionel or Joshua P up. Calamity!! Dave keeps telling us 'We're definitely having technical problems." No kidding, Dave. We hadn't guessed that. 'Tommee's talking in my ear', he says. Then he says 'Talk to me, Tommee, wouldja?' Now, he's only about 20 minutes from the finish line: it can't be that hard to keep going to the end of the show. A recap of tonight, guests upcoming, stuff in the news: whatever. All that training for the Media Communications degree, nine years in PR with the Navy will come to the fore and save him, surely? Nope. Not Dave, The Great Non-Communicator. 'You'd better run that liddel tape, Jeff', he says, and Jeff duly obliges and Jerome Corsi drops in, in mid-sentence, talking about JFK. Another C2C low-point.


Earlier, Ms Sandor was talking about Freud's essay Die Unheimliche, generally translated as The Uncanny, and was listing some of the elements Freud had explored. These included 'Things which were hidden but have come into the open'. Dave, of course, has to interject. Presumably, he was attempting to say 'And they're better left undiscovered' or 'better left covered up'. What he managed to get out was 'And they're left better uncovered' which is not only meaningless as a sentence, but if you put the words in grammatical order - 'better left uncovered' - means the precise opposite of what he's trying to say.


This is what half-a-million dollars a year gets you? Not fit for purpose.

Surprise, surprise, surprise.  I see Dave still sucks.  He can't even handle 20 minutes on his own?  What a joke.  Rush does 3 HOURS a day, day after day, on his own, with a few callers.


PremRat, still asleep at the wheel.

[NoMoreNoory]

Hilariously, even the Corsi tape contained a klashik piece of Suckage. The tape was the very end of a show with Corsi to mark the publication of his book on JFK's death. At the end, Noory says 'And of course, during the assassination, we'll have our JFK special'. Anniversary, presumably.


And how about this gem of in-depth questioning before Marjorie Sandor disappeared down the sink-hole?
'As you were putting these stories together, which of them were the longest?'

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Holy Shit...I just can't bee-leaf it!!! The absolutely brilliant stuff that dave comes up with???! Certainly when he passes away his brain will be no doubtly, after it's studied by the smartest of the smart..."top men" on the planet, be enconsed somewhere where it may be seen by all of mankind to be inspired by the very sight of it.

If George had a brain, would it look like Einstein's?  Imagine what he could do with it!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

sNoory said on the program that it would be a "fascinating couple hours" with Juan. What does sNoory do but drop him after one hour because Georgie couldn't wrap his mini-brain around anything remotely intellectual. Who hired this incompetent guy to host a national radio program? I know it was not Mr. Bell who made that decision.

sNoory didn't appreciate Juan's take on GMOs and vaccinations.  sNoory's simpleton mind could not keep up and did not compute. As a guest on 'The Georgie sNoory Show,' you must learn to toe the sNoory line and appease his beyond belief science illiteracy or you are dropped like a scalding hot pizza roll.  You are designated a threat to stopping sNoory's dumbing down of America agenda and must be terminated.  Georgie's crooked finger quickly presses a large square button mounted on the wall. A bright red neon sign in Georgie's studio flashes the message: 'Abort guest! 'Abort guest!' Once again, order is restored to 'The Georgie sNoory Show.'

sNoory went to break from Juan and came back saying he'd be talking with Marge, evidently not giving a sh!t if he should take a minute to let the listeners know exactly why he sent Juan to the cornfield. "They'll never notice, Tommy. Trust me." The definitive answer to Juan's conundrum is the main host of C2C is an idjit.

You wouldn't want to challenge George's comfortable world of black and white, right and wrong, angels and demons.  If you're going to challenge the Noory comfort zone, you'd better at least be entertaining, so says the George.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I just reached that point listening on record this morning. Marjorie Sandor disappeared in mid-syllable and Dave goes into panic mode. It's not just the guest who's gone, clearly the entire phone system went down. What's a boy to do? They can't get the guest back, he can't go to Open Lines, he can't wake Lionel or Joshua P up. Calamity!! Dave keeps telling us 'We're definitely having technical problems." No kidding, Dave. We hadn't guessed that. 'Tommee's talking in my ear', he says. Then he says 'Talk to me, Tommee, wouldja?' Now, he's only about 20 minutes from the finish line: it can't be that hard to keep going to the end of the show. A recap of tonight, guests upcoming, stuff in the news: whatever. All that training for the Media Communications degree, nine years in PR with the Navy will come to the fore and save him, surely? Nope. Not Dave, The Great Non-Communicator. 'You'd better run that liddel tape, Jeff', he says, and Jeff duly obliges and Jerome Corsi drops in, in mid-sentence, talking about JFK. Another C2C low-point.


Earlier, Ms Sandor was talking about Freud's essay Die Unheimliche, generally translated as The Uncanny, and was listing some of the elements Freud had explored. These included 'Things which were hidden but have come into the open'. Dave, of course, has to interject. Presumably, he was attempting to say 'And they're better left undiscovered' or 'better left covered up'. What he managed to get out was 'And they're left better uncovered' which is not only meaningless as a sentence, but if you put the words in grammatical order - 'better left uncovered' - means the precise opposite of what he's trying to say.


This is what half-a-million dollars a year gets you? Not fit for purpose.

George didn't seem to notice the coincidence earlier that both his news segment guest and his first half/first hour main guest were having similar phone problems, blaming both of their phones instead of registering that he wasn't using his regular board op.

[Robert]

Earlier, Ms Sandor was talking about Freud's essay Die Unheimliche, generally translated as The Uncanny, and was listing some of the elements Freud had explored. These included 'Things which were hidden but have come into the open'. Dave, of course, has to interject. Presumably, he was attempting to say 'And they're better left undiscovered' or 'better left covered up'. What he managed to get out was 'And they're left better uncovered' which is not only meaningless as a sentence, but if you put the words in grammatical order - 'better left uncovered' - means the precise opposite of what he's trying to say.

That wasn't nearly as mind-spinning as the Noory locution I heard shortly before I fell asleep, when he asked her, "What is the attraction of ghost stories...and people?"  With that pause & emphasis, it took me a while to figure out that what he probably wanted to ask (though I'm not sure) was, "What is the attraction ghost stories have for people?" or, "What is the attraction people have to ghost stories?"  Probably he caught himself midway thru the sentence, realized he was saying it wrong, was too proud to excuse himself & start the sentence over, and instead put a bewildering emphasis on the next word he could think of.  Fortunately the interviewee gleaned that he wasn't asking about why both people & ghost stories were appealing, or why an expert on spooky stories would still like people, as if being a spook expert made one misanthropic.

As to the timing of the 1st guest, I suspect Noory just fucked up, and that that interview was planned for only the 1st hour, but he mistakenly at some point said it would be 2 hrs.  Otherwise the 2nd guest might not have been ready.  But I could be wrong, as that 1st hour was awfully frustrating, with the interviewee apparently slowing his delivery to a snail's pace, probably in rxn to Noory.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I didn't listen after the first hour, thankfully by the sound of it.  The first hour guest went on at length describing how our DNA code works, and George interrupted him to ask something along the lines of "how were we ever smart enough to invent all this?"  I'm pretty sure he had taken a bathroom break and didn't know what the guest was talking about.

[PaulAtreides]

I think dave needs to interview randy quaid. He might be the only person on earth that could hold daves attention long enough to go a full 2 hours, becouse man randy is a crazy dude.

What, did Captain Kangaroo die?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

That wasn't nearly as mind-spinning as the Noory locution I heard shortly before I fell asleep, when he asked her, "What is the attraction of ghost stories...and people?"  With that pause & emphasis, it took me a while to figure out that what he probably wanted to ask (though I'm not sure) was, "What is the attraction ghost stories have for people?" or, "What is the attraction people have to ghost stories?"  Probably he caught himself midway thru the sentence, realized he was saying it wrong, was too proud to excuse himself & start the sentence over, and instead put a bewildering emphasis on the next word he could think of.  Fortunately the interviewee gleaned that he wasn't asking about why both people & ghost stories were appealing, or why an expert on spooky stories would still like people, as if being a spook expert made one misanthropic.

As to the timing of the 1st guest, I suspect Noory just fucked up, and that that interview was planned for only the 1st hour, but he mistakenly at some point said it would be 2 hrs.  Otherwise the 2nd guest might not have been ready.  But I could be wrong, as that 1st hour was awfully frustrating, with the interviewee apparently slowing his delivery to a snail's pace, probably in rxn to Noory.

I really doubt it was an accident.  As documented here this has happened many times before, and the C2C website was rewritten after the second guest came on.  In the original it featured the first guest at the top of the show's description, saying he would be on the first half.  In the revisionist version, it put him as a footnote at the end, beginning with 'in the first hour.'

Many of us on here have seen this time and time again, and were predicting the first guest would be cut after listening to the opening half hour.

[Robert]

Surprise, surprise, surprise.  I see Dave still sucks.  He can't even handle 20 minutes on his own?  What a joke.  Rush does 3 HOURS a day, day after day, on his own, with a few callers.

Most people who are professional talkers have some hobby horse they could go on about for hours at a time.  However, I understand the situation is harder when you're on the air & can't decide whether to start a monolog, in the knowledge that at any moment the tech problem could be fixed & necessitate either aborting a rant or blowing off the guest.  The good emcees make that decision under fire, though.

At least C2C hosts have (as far as I remember) finally given up the shtick of blaming technical problems on our hidden overlords who can't let certain info get out.  Even Art Bell used to do that, but I suspect it was with tongue in cheek.

[Robert]

I didn't listen after the first hour, thankfully by the sound of it.  The first hour guest went on at length describing how our DNA code works, and George interrupted him to ask something along the lines of "how were we ever smart enough to invent all this?"  I'm pretty sure he had taken a bathroom break and didn't know what the guest was talking about.

Yes!  I'd forgotten that brilliancy, and how the guest attempted to recover from it without making Noory sound like an idiot. 

[Izintit?]

Hilariously, even the Corsi tape contained a klashik piece of Suckage. The tape was the very end of a show with Corsi to mark the publication of his book on JFK's death. At the end, Noory says 'And of course, during the assassination, we'll have our JFK special'. Anniversary, presumably.


And how about this gem of in-depth questioning before Marjorie Sandor disappeared down the sink-hole?
'As you were putting these stories together, which of them were the longest?'

I knew it was a recipe for disaster having George discuss books and authors but throw in crappy phone lines and Monday night must have been Noory`s own little version of hell. Gotta love it!

[NoMoreNoory]

As to the timing of the 1st guest, I suspect Noory just fucked up, and that that interview was planned for only the 1st hour, but he mistakenly at some point said it would be 2 hrs.  Otherwise the 2nd guest might not have been ready.  But I could be wrong, as that 1st hour was awfully frustrating, with the interviewee apparently slowing his delivery to a snail's pace, probably in rxn to Noory.

Not planned. Dave thanked his second guest for 'staying the extra hour'.

[136 or 142]

Not planned. Dave thanked his second guest for 'staying the extra hour'.

Also, at the half hour mark Noory said "We'll take calls for our guest next hour."


I suppose the guest may have had to leave, but he didn't say anything about it.  It is possible he simply couldn't take any more of Noory's questions.

[NoMoreNoory]

Most people who are professional talkers have some hobby horse they could go on about for hours at a time.  However, I understand the situation is harder when you're on the air & can't decide whether to start a monolog, in the knowledge that at any moment the tech problem could be fixed & necessitate either aborting a rant or blowing off the guest.  The good emcees make that decision under fire, though.

Exactly. He could have taken the opportunity to fill us all in on the details of 'our' new TV show, We Won't Watch It, and how the taping of the pilot episode went. Then he could have moved on to his Protect The Grid campaign and updated us all with his tireless work in this cause lobbying congressmen and senators to get this moving up the political agenda and wrapped it up with latest news of Pirranormaldaterape.com.
But whenever this happens he just shuts down completely and is reduced to mouthing uselessly like a goldfish in a very small bowl. And just jamming a cassette in the machine and hitting Play is careless, lazy and all round shoddy.


-DNS

[trostol]

i bailed last night after the first 30 minutes ..i am not sure i just didnt appreciate the subject and Jaun or GN and his interviewing...

i have noticed..in regards to losing the lines in the last 20 minutes..the last few times GN has been on..during his news segment in the beginning that the "experts" he calls in or what ever also seem to be having issues with the connections

[NoMoreNoory]

It must be a fault with the signage.

[PaulAtreides]

It must be a fault with the signage.

No, I think his St. Louis cave got wet again.  Lots of heavy rain around here.

[akwilly]

There is no way in hell I am going to waste anytime at all listening to the shit guests he has on tonight. I will instead just read the comments on here to get a laugh. I've said it many times "get rid of the infomercial trying to sell natural drugs"

[yumyumtree]

Tonight is Ben Fuchs.  He has something to do with the damnable Critical health News. That may be all you need to know.

[yumyumtree]

"Execrable" was the word I was searching for when I used "damnable" instead.  I really am losing it.