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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

ItsOver

Quote from: akwilly on June 26, 2015, 06:27:11 PM
she said she doesn't have any conflicts next month to keep her from not doing c2c
Thanks.  Interesting reply from LMH.

albrecht

I don't see why LMH couldn't do both, though I would much rather have her on with Art; besides Knapp (and sometimes Schrader) she is the only thing remotely of interest on the current C2C. Besides wasting time and getting some cheap laughs.
btw:
classic that Norry pulled out the "more firepower in a smartphone" bit again the other night--> in what was not a split-show but a triple split show!  :o And even got the guest, David Darling, who seemed legit, to mimic him and say "firepower." I felt bad for him.

ItsOver

Quote from: Morgus on June 26, 2015, 07:05:05 PM
...I hope Art can have Linda Howe on for an hour once a week like he used to on his old weekend Dreamland show every week back in the 90s.
I'd prefer that rather than a show once a month devoted to LMH.  I miss the interchange between her and Art.  With Noory, she's just a preferable monologue.

akwilly

Quote from: ItsOver on June 26, 2015, 07:38:30 PM
I'd prefer that rather than a show once a month devoted to LMH.  I miss the interchange between her and Art.  With Noory, she's just a preferable monologue.
It seems to me that if she has less time on air the level of high strangeness grows. Less time to talk about cattle mutilations and more to talk about her secret gov sources claiming to be monitoring 6 alien races that are on earth now.

zeebo

Quote from: Morgus on June 26, 2015, 07:05:05 PM
...But Linda has plenty of other nights in a month to also appear on Art's show.

Good, was worried we might have to smuggle her outta the c2c compound in Hoagland's hair.

Juan Cena

Quote from: pyewacket on June 26, 2015, 12:59:30 PM
I'm not sure Spanx has a Filled to Capacity size. A couple of crates of Nair might get the job done. Meet you at the scratching post, UC.  ;)


Oprah's a huge fan of Spanx, so they probably do.

CornyCrow

Quote from: albrecht on June 26, 2015, 07:25:23 PM
I don't see why LMH couldn't do both, though I would much rather have her on with Art; besides Knapp (and sometimes Schrader) she is the only thing remotely of interest on the current C2C. Besides wasting time and getting some cheap laughs.
btw:
classic that Norry pulled out the "more firepower in a smartphone" bit again the other night--> in what was not a split-show but a triple split show!  :o And even got the guest, David Darling, who seemed legit, to mimic him and say "firepower." I felt bad for him.
I think guests on his show are more interesting when they can roll on their own and not become distracted by Dave's questions.  When they follow HIS agenda they become boring.  Some guests have a talent to be able to talk in an interesting manner for a length of time.  The ones who cannot require a good interviewer. 

136 or 142

Quote from: Morgus on June 26, 2015, 07:05:05 PM
Yeah Noory did seem to want to nail Linda down for her next c2c appearance (last Thursday of July) since that would be right during the time of the first week of Art's new show!  8)

But Linda has plenty of other nights in a month to also appear on Art's show.
I hope Art can have Linda Howe on for an hour once a week like he used to on his old weekend Dreamland show every week back in the 90s.


Hell, Noory seemed to want to nail Linda period.

michio

Quote from: akwilly on June 26, 2015, 06:34:16 PM
c2c must be getting nervous about Arts return because they have a decent lineup of guests coming up. Of course george still interviews like crap but it does seem like he is trying harder

It's SOP for him when he has competition and starts to nervously sweat.  He'll become better for a time and then it will be back to the old phone-it-in routine.  sNoory's an actor (bad) playing a part in a charade, after all, not an actual ARTful conversationalist like Mr. Bell when he was at the helm of C2C. His fixation for Hollyweird celebrities/movies and thinking he's a superstar (king) is no coincidence. One could postulate this revelation could be found in the Torah Codes, if they'd take the time to search.  ;)

I've detected a few minute differences of late. One being the music wranglers at 'The Georgie sNoory Show' are still playing the usual three Cusco tunes during each program, but the variety and quality of the bumper music they've been playing has noticeably improved, IMO. It's a small respite from the normal supermassive suckage.

Quote from: Morgus on June 26, 2015, 07:05:05 PM
Yeah Noory did seem to want to nail Linda down for her next c2c appearance (last Thursday of July) since that would be right during the time of the first week of Art's new show!  8)

But Linda has plenty of other nights in a month to also appear on Art's show.
I hope Art can have Linda Howe on for an hour once a week like he used to on his old weekend Dreamland show every week back in the 90s.
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'Allo!
With you still am i.
More impressed with Mz.Howe after she gave her cute laugh in the back-and-forth with Mr.Noory.
I would vote for the vox populi kind of triple-threat dialogue for two gals and mebbe three,one hosting...
1)Mz.Howe.
2)Mz.Willis,gal host every-body seems to disparage,is it from 'kl*toris envy'?
3)Ms.Birnes,in an ringmaster role...
Possibly discussing an really outre subject,the numerous women whom report:
1)Incubi/incubus(?sp?)attacks.
2)Lizard Men as secret Beau's,vide the obscure lizard-lady interview and book.
3)contactees vs.passive victims of abductions...
May the best femme win:
A)All-expenses paid vacation to Inner Earth/Agarti.
B)Alternateley,summer vacation w/"SeldomSeen"spelunking thru Mel-Mac's obscure caverns.
("Freud,where art thy sting?")
"B_B"

Dateline

Did anyone mention this is a Norry free weekend?

albrecht

Quote from: Dateline on June 26, 2015, 10:20:41 PM
Did anyone mention this is a Norry free weekend?
I didn't want to jinx it. Oh shit...
-GNS

Jocko Johnson

Who is hosting tonite, topic? I am afraid to even turn on the radio for fear of hearing dave's voice!
It's never really dave free since he does like 15 commercials every 3 hours.
Will Knapp be doing any shows this wkend?

Dateline

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on June 26, 2015, 10:37:47 PM
Who is hosting tonite, topic? I am afraid to even turn on the radio for fear of hearing dave's voice!
It's never really dave free since he does like 15 commercials every 3 hours.
Will Knapp be doing any shows this wkend?

I won't turn it on, but it is Dave Schrader.

Quote from: Beelzebubbelah on June 26, 2015, 10:16:21 PM
==================================================================
'Allo!
With you still am i.
More impressed with Mz.Howe after she gave her cute laugh in the back-and-forth with Mr.Noory.
I would vote for the vox populi kind of triple-threat dialogue for two gals and mebbe three,one hosting...
1)Mz.Howe.
2)Mz.Willis,gal host every-body seems to disparage,is it from 'kl*toris envy'?
3)Ms.Birnes,in an ringmaster role...
Possibly discussing an really outre subject,the numerous women whom report:
1)Incubi/incubus(?sp?)attacks.
2)Lizard Men as secret Beau's,vide the obscure lizard-lady interview and book.
3)contactees vs.passive victims of abductions...
May the best femme win:
A)All-expenses paid vacation to Inner Earth/Agarti.
B)Alternateley,summer vacation w/"SeldomSeen"spelunking thru Mel-Mac's obscure caverns.
("Freud,where art thy sting?")
"B_B"

I am the zodiac. I am the dragon.

Heather Wade

Quote from: Dateline on June 26, 2015, 10:20:41 PM
Did anyone mention this is a Norry free weekend?


It's worth mentioning twice.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Dateline on June 26, 2015, 10:44:26 PM
I won't turn it on, but it is Dave Schrader.

Dave Schrader still > Dave Noory

Then again, radio static > Dave Noory

136 or 142

George Noory cohosting on CKNW with Drex. June 5, 2015
I haven't listened to it yet.
http://www.am730.ca/syn/112/79439/drex-live-geor


Jocko Johnson

Quote from: 136 or 142 on June 26, 2015, 11:57:20 PM
George Noory cohosting on CKNW with Drex. June 5, 2015
I haven't listened to it yet.
http://www.am730.ca/syn/112/79439/drex-live-geor
Who is this ass clown Drex?

136 or 142

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on June 27, 2015, 12:12:54 AM
Who is this ass clown Drex?


Are you listening to it?  He's the host of a program on radio station CKNW here in Vancouver.  There is a longer story about him that I previously posted.

Morgus

Quote from: Dateline on June 26, 2015, 10:20:41 PM
Did anyone mention this is a Norry free weekend?
Unfortunately Noory continues to spoil the show even on nights he is off since the guest hosts are now spending extra time pushing all of Noory's stupid new enterprises...  >:(

WildCard

Quote from: Beelzebubbelah on June 26, 2015, 10:16:21 PM
spelunking <and other stuff>


'Allo B_B!
Thank you for including illustrations. I was confused. Now I'm terrified.

CornyCrow

Yeah, I awoke with the radio on and thought 'Dave is getting better.  Those are the questions of an engaged guy.'  After having fully awoken, I realized that wasn't Dave's voice. 


Heather Wade

Quote from: Paper*Boy on June 27, 2015, 04:34:38 AM
So the clock radios can breathe easy?


As long as I don't turn on C2C, the clock radio is safe, ha haa.

Quote from: ItsOver on June 26, 2015, 05:41:44 PM
All of Dave's stock questions could be compiled into "Dave's An Idiot's Guide to for Dave."

Noorie, Dave. (2003-2015). In Tommy Danheiser (ed), The Complete Idiot's Guide for Dave Noorie?. St. Louis, Mo and Los Angeles, Ca: iHateArtMedia inc.


Quote from: akwilly on June 26, 2015, 05:52:31 PM
Ya I caught that last night. He was like "are you sure there arn't any conflicts"? and "Linda we can't wait to have you back next month". It was a clear refrence to Arts return and I think he was genuinly trying to prod her becouse he really dosn't no if she is goinga jump ship

Doesn't George have any off-air conversations with the guests they've lined up?  Why does he always have to negotiate things over the air?

Quote from: akwilly on June 26, 2015, 06:34:16 PM
c2c must be getting nervous about Arts return because they have a decent lineup of guests coming up. Of course george still interviews like crap but it does seem like he is trying harder

He is.  For instance, the past few days he has been making an effort to summarize the conversation at a few points throughout the broadcast, such as 'we're speaking with Jeremy Doe who has recently published his findings on the Eye of Ra."  The other hosts do this frequently but George hasn't in the past, because it requires paying attention to what's going on.

albrecht

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on June 27, 2015, 12:42:47 PM
Doesn't George have any off-air conversations with the guests they've lined up?  Why does he always have to negotiate things over the air?
He thinks it is a clever way to get them to agree with him or admit something. But really it is more petty, like a boss, usually some mid-level manager, who takes joy in berating some worker in front of the others. Makes Norry feel big, feel important, etc. Plus he seems to have a problem with women and seems to needle them, mess with them, or try to dominate them, on the air sometimes.

Now that we are all time travelers, Norry's behavior reminds of a radio host in the 22nd Century named Dexter Monterrey. He sucks also.

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