George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Juan Cena]

Ya it's on mad dog radio on serius

I've tried to listen to the stuff on Mad Dog radio, but haven't really gotten into it.

[akwilly]

I think dave needs to interview randy quaid. He might be the only person on earth that could hold daves attention long enough to go a full 2 hours, becouse man randy is a crazy dude.

[akwilly]

I've tried to listen to the stuff on Mad Dog radio, but haven't really gotten into it.

I listen to sports talk non stop. Mad dog radio I think has the best hosts.1. Scott Wetzel 2. Patrick and Shawn on The Wrap

[Juan Cena]

I think dave needs to interview randy quaid. He might be the only person on earth that could hold daves attention long enough to go a full 2 hours, becouse man randy is a crazy dude.

Dave certainly doesn't have much trouble interviewing celebs with double-digit IQ's

[UFQuack]

Hahaha, the guest mentioned a guy with a "funny little mustache"? And Jorch said "Be careful, I got one."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Yes, as I've already written here, his profound comments are just standard first year economic theory.

You can't really blame him.  With all of George's questions coming out of left field, Juan kept having to introduce stuff as if he were explaining it to a child.  He was trying to set things up.  A competent host would have picked up the conversation and delved deeper.

[akwilly]

I just tuned in for a second and came to learn george doesn't like to hang his arm over the side of the bed. now thats some great interviewing skills

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I just tuned in for a second and came to learn george doesn't like to hang his arm over the side of the bed. now thats some great interviewing skills

Oh, he's not on about that again is he?  :

[akwilly]

I'm kinda shocked that his biggest fear isn't anything reflective

[Juan Cena]

You can't really blame him.  With all of George's questions coming out of left field, Juan kept having to introduce stuff as if he were explaining it to a child.  He was trying to set things up.  A competent host would have picked up the conversation and delved deeper.

Juan certainly started out strong with comparisons between language binary coding, and DNA. It wasn't his fault Dave is a mental featherweight.

[Juan Cena]

Oh, he's not on about that again is he?  :

Wait till he brings up his obsession with 11:11.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

That is the instant that I started disliking Gore.  What a sanctimonious piece of shit.

Snider did a good job answering those questions.

Thanks to whoever posted the original videos.

[pate]

Is it commercial time?

Hmm... perhaps not...

[pate]

Ah, violence... readers...

Derp.  Yep, this is the station.

[pate]

I think guest went to orphan lynes on Dave... Copy

[pate]

Recorded Dave talks about "uncanny valley"

[pate]

Moar Fake Callers, Dave!

[pate]

Correct me if rong, DaveBot?

[pate]

Whois, guest:  Not DAve, Allie Annie?

[pate]

Sekrut Scorpion R-Mee!

[pate]

Doh, Peter Principle:

http://www.businessdictionary.com/definition/Peter-principle.html

I call "guarantee" misspelt on the "guaranty" thang, but then what do Eye know>?

Not, Sure...

[pate]

I mirror this with a seal clapping while playing the circus horn vibe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fc67yQsPqQ

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvZANEAVgkQ

And in answer to your question, Dave:

Vidal Sassy.

[pate]

This is a commercial, Dave:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b0oh_2L3DE

Dave, it is macabre and fun...

[pate]

I recall when I used to make wine, totally legal.  You can home-brew wine up to sumthin' like 20,000 gallons... 

I dunno, Dave, korreckt me?

[pate]

Dave is a choad, let the photoshop release the Kraken...

[Jocko Johnson]

This is a klashik C2C slow-motion multi-vehicle pile-up.

Any dead children, (God forbid) in the wreck, dave is a sick and weird creepy bastard? A klaschik...splish shooe!

[pate]

yES, Dave your are recorded FOREVER!

Why is the question I ask myself, do you ever ask yourself "WHY?"

[MTB]

How on Earth have they managed to lose the phone lines with 20 minutes left in the show? Did Noory need to bail out and hit the quick stp that badly?

[pate]

Where is my stapler?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd4fj9Efl4s

Actually, that's okay, I have a PaperClip...