George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[pate]

pate what's up, are you outta that framuz umphen wine?

Nah, notta-nutte-nutheeng...

Just dooin' shoe perp fur (my hed gets kold) 2marrow...

The Police - Don't Stand So Close To Me

Doan tell Jorch that I'll bee useless for a week or so... if he watches "Burt's Bees" on GooTube and realizes who he is we will have a robotic monster on our hands... 

Did I just broadcast that in the clear?

Ooopsie!

[Nick el Ass]

Hey tried planting the horse eggs, but kept getting chickens.

What came first the chicken, or the Tommy?!?


I  can now hear the gears turning in Jorch's head as he hears about Nigerian scammers... and that is now what he wants to be when he grows up. On a serious note if he watched doctor Phil today he would have seen a lady who gave a scammer 1.4 million dollars over 17 months because she fell in love with him.

[pate]

"... research.  If you want to call it that, on the part of the bad guy..."

I've Been Made!

I don't cry in front of others.  Haturz watch oot

[pate]

onion router wuz menschuhn'd...

In the past three hours I have heard notheeng, notheeng 'bout false flag ops. 

this guest is obviously off his rocker...

[pate]

Jorch is wun of those "undouchable" intar-tube crymeanals...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFta001pK-E

^^^sekrut aygunt stuff^^^

[pate]

I am still Not Sure that Jorch can see this:

India Untouched: Darker side of India: 1 [HQ]

"How can they not be mean babies?"

edit:  GNS

[zeebo]

onion router wuz menschuhn'd...

"How could an onion help protect your data?"

"Would a turkee sammich work just as well?"

[zeebo]

The guest is explaining the Nigerian Prince email scam to George.  George sounded like he almost threw up.  I guess that explains his friend the Prince of Monaco.

He's gonna start wondering about his other best email friends - HotBabe19 and FreeViagraDude.

[pate]

As konfused and kahnfounded as ah wuz...

Tropic Thunder - Srgt. Lincoln Osiris - P.P.S.D. (Robert Downey Jr.)

I found my way.  My old tactic yielded answers I could listen to...

In that way I gained a reality, nay.  A shoe, well fitted double EE, that I deserved...

YOu had to be there...

[pate]

Is that 'first hour' guest with the poorly disguised voice still ramblin' on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3HemKGDavw

O'Reilly?

[zeebo]

Great, the "internet of things".  Now I gotta worry about someone hacking my fork.

[Nick el Ass]

The odds are high that if, or when someone calls in to say they have been hacked Jorch will jokingly ask for their info too.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Great, the "internet of things".  Now I gotta worry about someone hacking my fork.

I'm not even sure how to come up with a joke about that one.

[MV/Liberace!]

1979... year of my birth... very special page for me.

Carry on...

[Nick el Ass]

The 1980's will be full of sucky music, and bad clothes.

[zeebo]

The 1980's will be full of sucky music, and bad clothes.

But awesome hair.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

1979... year of my birth... very special page for me.

Carry on...

Young bastard.

[Nick el Ass]

But awesome hair.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Is the show any good tonight?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Guest:  I can't recommend a password wallet...  Well I can but I don't know if you want me to.  Some are set up by organized crime but I could recommend some good ones...

George:  *crickets

[Nick el Ass]

Is the show any good tonight?

Jorch is the host... so the answer is no. I think he has said amazing 1,000 times tonight.

[zeebo]

Is the show any good tonight?

Both guests are pretty good tonite imho.  Noory's annoyance level is tolerable or maybe I'm just in a forgiving mood since pate is cracking me up.

[Nick el Ass]

C2C has some of the most mentally ill callers of any show... and the most inept call screeners because Annie got through twice.

[zeebo]

C2C has some of the most mentally ill callers of any show... and the most inept call screeners because Annie got through twice.

Poor Annie, jeesh.  And George showing his usual compassion annoyance.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Poor Annie, jeesh.  And George showing his usual compassion annoyance.

He hung up in annoyance that she had called twice in a week, and then probably remembered he had rescinded the monthly call limit.

[Nick el Ass]

The 1980's are brought to you Carnivora which may, or may not have caused Ronald Reagan to lose his memory when he ate so much of it. Along with Jelly Beans.

[zeebo]

Totally Rad - We made it to the 80's!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It needs to be the 80s again.  They kinda sucked but I want them back.

[Nick el Ass]

Totally Rad - We made it to the 80's!

Watch out the Jell-o pudding pops have drugs in them.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

pate we need some music here for the 80s celebration.