George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[pate]

Jorch, keep on truckin'!

Stuart Smalley's famous quote

It's on the 'tubes, it's troo

[21st Century Man]

George is such a rebel by playing Twisted Sister's We're Not Gonna Take It.  :  3 hours of riveting radio about Cybercrime!   Where's the shit show format when we need it?   I'm not gonna take it.  Off goes the radio.

[pate]

Jorch is confused that he can't remember his own birth:

Jorch: "How does it sarte?"

guest; "blah, blah, blah talking to a kindergartener, hey look candy!"

Jorch: "Amazing!"

[pate]

Jorch; "ignorant non sequitor"

Guest: "*sigh* still talking to a kindergartener"

Jorch: "Unbeeleaveable, how about that movie Twilight zone with the corn field?"

[Nick el Ass]

George is such a rebel by playing Twisted Sister's We're Not Gonna Take It.  :  3 hours of riveting radio about Cybercrime!   Where's the shit show format when we need it?   I'm not gonna take it.  Off goes the radio.

I think most people have done the same, and the cutting edge music has backfired on them.

[pate]

Jorch: "Haturz and Hackurz both start with aych! Yay!"

Guest: "You are an idiot child"

Jorch: "I like turtles"

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0XXmVts1y0

oh lordy...

[pate]

Jorch's next EGGSCLOOSIVE ghost:

I like turtles. The after years

Riveting!

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch is calling Mitnick a friend of the program... and I can't recall the last time Kevin was even on.  It seems like if you look at the man, or walk into the same room you are his best friend. I really thing they need to do a Brian Williams type background check on Jorch.

[pate]

Has he dropped the "Criminul Rat-eetin' Hatur Hakurz" question yet?

I'm getting another beer and have a few youtube videos lined up (strippahs!) to watch, I admit I am onlee katching this sideshow...

Keep me posted puh-leeze...

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch sounds like he is excited, and taking notes on the ins and outs of hacking so he can start a new career.

[pate]

Doan tull Jorch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWYCS6k1IOA

[pate]

Bonus track:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC6UtsPa13o

"Brains!" - Voltaire

[Nick el Ass]

Boy, he is in such a hurry to get those commercials in that he is cutting off the guest in mid sentence... and then coming back to some other stupid question.

[zeebo]

Jorch sounds like he is excited, and taking notes on the ins and outs of hacking so he can start a new career.

He's got a smartphone so he's hoping it'll be smart enough to do it for him.

[Nick el Ass]

He's got a smartphone so he's hoping it'll be smart enough to do it for him.

With that man operating the thing it becomes a dumb phone.

[PB the Deplorable]

The Rat Patrol Intro theme

[Nick el Ass]

The guest got into cybercrimes by knowing how to use spell check in word, hahaha. Jorch got his by barely knowing how to talk so they are like two peas in a pod.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

You know, during the break I was with my best friend the Prince of Monaco in his private jet, and he told me ISIS have more firepower in their smart phones than NASA did during the entire Apollo era!  Where are they getting these things!?  Who's selling them to them!?

You know if you ask most people to go a day without their smart phone, they won't be able to do it!

[pate]

Aw, hulz yeah PB.  I sometimes wonder what Rat Patrol would do if they met the A-Team...?

A-Team Intro High Quality

Honestly, I imagine they'd younight ferces to destroi that Bad Man destro, that runed evrahthang...  Yew know shoe!

GNS

edit: his 'honorary' SF card has been revoked.

[pate]

Shots all around.  Guest just sed: "Horror"

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Who is on the leader-board in this 'skins' game right now, anyhow?

[pate]

Not even a half-point to the pin-head for an assist.  That was the guest on his own.

[pate]

I shall allow a "Mulligan" in this case, going to get myself ONE shot of Jameson, and a beer.  Y'all r fur(helmet)given

[pate]

Jorch, doan feel bad.  When I win the lottery this will be my theme song while I wander the wastes:

Billy Currington - Pretty Good At Drinkin' Beer

Yew can use it, too.  But none of them umbrellas in your drink if you do, it jest doan fit...

I mean iffen, ya doan yewse it as a theme song, you ken yewse all the 'brellas yew wunt!  Butt seriously, doan make this song gay by kariaoke(sp) it, jack-wagon...

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Hell Of A Hat

[Nick el Ass]

Guest: "Don't kill animals just grow the meat."
Jorch: silence.

[zeebo]

I shall allow a "Mulligan" in this case, going to get myself ONE shot of Jameson, and a beer. ...

pate what's up, are you outta that framuz umphen wine? 

[zeebo]

Guest: "Don't kill animals just grow the meat."
Jorch: silence.

He's remembering how they grew the horses back on his "horse farm".

[Nick el Ass]

He's remembering how they grew the horses back on his "horse farm".

He tried to do it the old fashioned way by having Tommy mate with them, but when that failed they had to do sometheen.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

He tried to do it the old fashioned way by having Tommy mate with them, but when that failed they had to do sometheen.

He tried planting the horse eggs, but kept getting chickens.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The guest is explaining the Nigerian Prince email scam to George.  George sounded like he almost threw up.  I guess that explains his friend the Prince of Monaco.