George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

George:  "People love trucks, they love 'em!"

[Major Ed Damien]

"Brooks, do fallen angels come from the hollow earth?

"Brooks, are there hollow angels in the portals full of hollow demons?"

[Major Ed Damien]

"People love porn!  They just love it!"

"People love hamburgers.  They just love 'em!"

"People love puppies!  They just love 'em!"

"I love how people love these things that are loveable, don't you?"

"Goddammit, am I shitfaced!"

[Major Ed Damien]

"Brooks, do you mind if I address you as 'Brooks' several dozen times?  Some people might think it's creepy.  I happen to don't."

[Nick el Ass]

George:  "People love trucks, they love 'em!"

Especially ISIS.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Brooks, are you going to invent a hollow tailpipe for the trucks?"

[Major Ed Damien]

"Brooks, let's get back to the hollow stuff and stop talking about trucks.  Where does all the hollow go?  It's all got to go somewhere?  But where?  Do we know?"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

This dink.  This fake fly-by-night engineer. He stole my idea to market environmentally friendly trucks to commercial fleets.  That's been my master plan for over 20 years.  Too bad I'm stuck in my mother's basement eating stray rats.

[Major Ed Damien]

This dink.  This fake fly-by-night engineer. He stole my idea to market environmentally friendly trucks to commercial fleets.  That's been my master plan for over 20 years.  Too bad I'm stuck in my mother's basement eating stray rats.

Maybe you could invent an electrical rat-beheading device -- for the commercial market.

[21st Century Man]

"I gotta tell ya, Brooks.  I love your name. I used to be buds with Brooks Robinson.  He'd come into this restaurant I frequented every now and then.  One time, he came in and I was just sitting there looking at him.  Finally he came over and asked me if I wanted his phonograph. I said, you bet and also asked him if he would take a picture with me.  In those days, I always carried a disposable camera as fans always asked me to pose with them for pictures.  I love my fans and they love me.  Those haters though, well let's just say they like to sit in their basements and listen to that song Ben by Michael Jackson, over and over again.  Its a shame about him. He was such a cute kid.  He liked to do crazy things like set himself on fire.  I wish I was there when he did that. I bet Joe Jackson and I would get along great. Anyway, back to Brooks.  I got a picture of the both of us.  Afterwards, I used to see him from time to time and he would nod and I'd nod back but he always sat on the other side of the restaurant. I don't know why. Now where were we, Brooks? Oh, we're talking about the flat Earth."

[Major Ed Damien]

"Brooks, is the 'shadow government' also hollow, too, as well?"

[Major Ed Damien]

Brooks Agnew:  " . . . this experiment called 'America.'"


I always wondered what the fuck this place was called.

[Major Ed Damien]

Yeah, I see a nation of fat people rebelling.

They'd be revolting, all right.

[goldendeal]

My energy fantasy is for Jorch to be run over by a slow-moving electric truck.

I'd settle for a fast moving Big Wheel.

[Major Ed Damien]

I'd settle for a fast moving Big Wheel.

Driven by a mean baby.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Brooks, why don't we just drop an A-bomb on 'em all?  Just hollow them all out?  Like the earth."

[Nick el Ass]

The difference between listening to Art and Jorch is frightening.

[zeebo]

George please ask Brooks if the shadow government is hiding out inside the hollow earth.

[Nick el Ass]

George please ask Brooks if the shadow government is hiding out inside the hollow earth.

What about shadow people, or rats?!?

[Major Ed Damien]

"Brooks, do shadow rats rule the hollow earth?"

[21st Century Man]

George please ask Brooks if the shadow government is hiding out inside the hollow earth.

I'm surprised he hasn't asked Brooks if hell is inside the hollow Earth.

[zeebo]

"If Einstein had a computer, would he have found the hollow earth?"

[Major Ed Damien]

I'm surprised he hasn't asked Brooks if hell is inside the hollow Earth.

It's a hollow hell with even more shit down there inside it.

[Nick el Ass]

"Brooks, do shadow rats rule the hollow earth?"

Sneaky bastards.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Brooks, it always amazes me that there is more firepower in one of our hollow cell phones than it took to get to the hollow moon inside the earth."

[Major Ed Damien]

Sneaky bastards.

Dang.  I want that as my avatar.

[Nick el Ass]

Dang.  I want that as my avatar.

Go for it. I just found the one I'm using, but upon further research it may have ties with a certain guy from Pittsburgh oddly enough on some shirt making sight. I had saved it recently... and never looked into it until now.   

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "Obsolawsense."

Translation:  "Obsolescence."

[Major Ed Damien]

"I like my Sleep Number Bed because it has a higher IQ than George Noory."

[goldendeal]

Caller " last week you had on Linda Molten How on"...