George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

George: "Douglas, did chemtrails cause my deviant sexual attraction to Tommy?"

Damn it's all that air travel from L.A. to St. Louis.  While poor George was browsing through SkyMall magazine, his brain was gettin' all chemtrail- a'scrambled.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Brooks, is the word 'Holloween' from the hollow earth language?"

[Major Ed Damien]

"Brooks, some things are hollow . . . and some are not . . .  why?"

[zeebo]

After tonite I think there's more evidence for the "hollow head" theory.

[Richard Groyper]

Damn it's all that air travel from L.A. to St. Louis.  While poor George was browsing through SkyMall magazine, his brain was gettin' all chemtrail- a'scrambled.

SkyMall...the Noory neutralizer!

[Major Ed Damien]

"Brooks, what is your favorite hollow story?  What hollow thing surprised you most?"

[Juan Cena]

You have a point.

And if it makes you wonder if a lot of other things in their worlds are hollow.  Is the hollow theme always there?

Are there always rats in the walls?

Did the baseballs in Little League have worms crawling around in them?

What gets you on the road to Hollow-ville, anyway?

Being a far-right conservative apparently helps.

[Richard Groyper]

George: Are we ever going to get in there (hollow earth)?

[Major Ed Damien]

"Brooks, once when I was a kid, I got my arm stuck in a hollow log, and I had to wear it to school for several days.  Now these hollow logs are like Ouija boards to me.  I don't like 'em."

[Richard Groyper]

George: Sumthin' happened...he didn't make the whole thing up, did he?

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch just called the guest "Berks."

Yeah, he's drunk again.

[21st Century Man]

George: Are we ever going to get in there (hollow earth)?

Regrettably he got in there a few too many times.

[BattyBrooke]

Yeeesssss!!! Noory just mentioned Dallas Thompson! The guest didn't bite, though. He just went on about how he and a few others were going to try it but couldn't get funded before the 3 year window was closed.

[Richard Groyper]

Regrettably he got in there a few too many times.

That's where he does his broadcasts from.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Berks, whushoo gerp in dere . . . ishoo derp?"

[Richard Groyper]

George: "Do all what you do"...Jesus Jorch. Lay off the the box-o-wine.

[Juan Cena]

Jorch just called the guest "Berks."

Yeah, he's drunk again.

Or he found Connie Willis' stash.

[21st Century Man]

Yeeesssss!!! Noory just mentioned Dallas Thompson! The guest didn't bite, though. He just went on about how he and a few others were going to try it but couldn't get funded before the 3 year window was closed.

Jorch is obviously keeping up with the thread.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Blerks, doo bee no whush inda Earsh?"

[Richard Groyper]

Jorch is obviously keeping up with the thread.

You know he's mashing that refresh icon.

[Nick el Ass]

Yeeesssss!!! Noory just mentioned Dallas Thompson! The guest didn't bite, though. He just went on about how he and a few others were going to try it but couldn't get funded before the 3 year window was closed.

I like the way Jorch said "we" when talking about interviewing Dallas Thompson, but wasn't Art the one who talked to him on air? I seem to remember that was the show JC called in to talk about the new revelation/commandments. No fornication, or Rock 'n roll music, no masturbation... and the Canadian flag having a pot leaf on it.

[Richard Groyper]

George starting to sound like Cosby. Jello pudding and the Kodak film...doo do doo...WOW! Razzle dazzle boop!

[Major Ed Damien]

"Blurks, I'm a terk a nap furka dish sho.  Goo lurk."

[Richard Groyper]

"Blurks, I'm a terk a nap furka dish sho.  Goo lurk."

^ Imagining Cleveland Brown's voice.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I like the way Jorch said "we" when talking about interviewing Dallas Thompson, but wasn't Art the one who talked to him on air? I seem to remember that was the show JC called in to talk about the new revelation/commandments. No fornication, or Rock 'n roll music, no masturbation... and the Canadian flag having a pot leaf on it.

I remember Art interviewed him, or someone planning a journey into the Earth because he mistook a reflecting mirror on a satelite image for a hole at the North pole.

[Juan Cena]

I like the way Jorch said "we" when talking about interviewing Dallas Thompson, but wasn't Art the one who talked to him on air? I seem to remember that was the show JC called in to talk about the new revelation/commandments. No fornication, or Rock 'n roll music, no masturbation... and the Canadian flag having a pot leaf on it.

I had a friend who was an Ohio St. fan. I joked about the "Buckeye" on the team's helmets really being a pot leaf.

[Richard Groyper]

George: That's exciting...

[Major Ed Damien]

My energy fantasy is for Jorch to be run over by a slow-moving electric truck.

[Juan Cena]

"Brooks, how do we know when things are hollow?"

"Brooks, do fallen angels come from the hollow earth?

[Nick el Ass]

I had a friend who was an Ohio St. fan. I joked about the "Buckeye" on the team's helmets really being a pot leaf.

Very nice... that looks more like a pot leaf than as JC said the Canadian maple leaf does. I decided to cut off Noory to pull up the above mentioned show from the internet(s) archive, and Art is so much better at everything.