George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Mind Flayer Monk]

George
10:58pm

Guest: "Did you mean you or me?"
GN: "Tell us about your website."

I think the guest was just blindsided by how little attention GN pays to his guests.

Everyone get ready for that preacher that calls in and chastises the 'false prophets' on the show. He sneaks in some biblical verse first.

[Hulk Hoagland]

George wants to do tandom tarot with Tommy.

[Major Ed Damien]

George
10:58pm

Guest: "Did you mean you or me?"
GN: "Tell us about your website."

I think the guest was just blindsided by how little attention GN pays to his guests.

Yes, that was so funny.

She was looking at a plug that had been pulled out of the wall.

[Nick el Ass]

George
10:58pm

Guest: "Did you mean you or me?"
GN: "Tell us about your website."

I think the guest was just blindsided by how little attention GN pays to his guests.

Everyone get ready for that preacher that calls in and chastises the 'false prophets' on the show. He sneaks in some biblical verse first.

Shinny objects distract Jorch.

[goldendeal]

Jorch “ now with these tarot cards, are you able to play gin rummy"?

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "How come there isn't a 'dead kid' card in the Tarot deck?"

[Hulk Hoagland]

Why does this ghoul keep asking about the death card?

[Nick el Ass]

"I thought you were going to ask me which cards I loved." The guest is calling Jorch out on his questions, hahaha.

[Juan Cena]

George wants to do tandom tarot with Tommy.

Tommy keeps Snorge on one of those kiddie leashes when they go out so they don't set separated.

The kind of leash Tommee makes Snorge wear after the show goes off the air at night...well, that's a story for another day.

[Juan Cena]

Why does this ghoul keep asking about the death card?

He wants to know if there's a dead mean baby on it.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

The sun is in Sagittarius and the bullshit is in Taurus.

[Nick el Ass]

Art was smart to not let guests give personal readings because this is far from riveting radio.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Now let's say you got a death card for a little kid?  I mean..y'know... what would you do?  Would you call the police?  (softly) Would you call me?

[Major Ed Damien]

She pulled the 'Dead Brain' card for Jorch.

[Nick el Ass]

She did a reading on Jorch during the break, but no comment on the actual cards he got because it said he sucked.

[Hulk Hoagland]

"All my questions are good Jeanne."  LOL!!!!!!!!!

[Major Ed Damien]

"All my questions are good Jeanne."  LOL!!!!!!!!!

They even get mindlessly repeated, much to comedy's benefit.

[goldendeal]

Guest...... Please don’t feed Jorch's ego, the son of a bitch already thinks his name is in the bible codes, don't encourage him with a personal tarot reading...the poor bastard already thinks he is the Walter Cronkite of talk radio...

[AstroBuzz]

George is so bad tonight I had to switch back to Ground Zero w/ Clyde Lewis.

[Nick el Ass]

Guest...... Please don’t feed Jorch's ego, the son of a bitch already thinks his name is in the bible codes, don't encourage him with a personal tarot reading...the poor bastard already thinks he is the Walter Cronkite of talk radio...

Sounds like she is yanking his chain so she can get more air time because she started to call him out earlier about his stupid stock questions which made even him chuckle rather nervously.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

"All my questions are good Jeanne."  LOL!!!!!!!!!

They should be.  He only has a few and he's been practicing them for years.

[AstroBuzz]

It's like that episode of Family Guy where they all start throwing up... No giggity tonight.

[Hulk Hoagland]

I'm looking forward to hearing this segment as well George.  Jeanne told me the cards say you're going to be very entertaining for us.

[Nick el Ass]

It's like that episode of Family Guy where they all start throwing up... No giggity tonight.

More like the pie eating contest in Stand By Me.

[Hulk Hoagland]

"Lex get me one of those NAMBLA decks, preferably from Thailand."

[AstroBuzz]

There are three other Coast hosts way better than Jorch: Knapp, Serret(?), and Dave from Darkness Radio. I wonder if Tommy knows how bad George is? Tommy is just an ass kisser. Lucky to have his job so he won't ROCK the boat.

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch truly is a moron, and the on choir he is preaching to is made up of crickets.

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch out does himself by trying to get a caller to say happy birthday mr. president like Marilyn Monroe. I'm done with this show, and my work online so good night BellGabbers. GNS.

[AstroBuzz]

Coast should be a little more like ground zero with Clyde Lewis with their show topics. The end of the world could be happening and coast will interview the numbers lady. WTF?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Jorch out does himself by trying to get a caller to say happy birthday mr. president like Marilyn Monroe. I'm done with this show, and my work online so good night BellGabbers. GNS.

Tonight's show is truly disgusting in George's utter stupidity and unawareness.  He needs to shut the hell up and make it about the guests and callers.

George: "You will never know what I think."

Bull.