George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

Marilyn Monroe was killed because she was about to blow the lid off how she and JFK once made love in a flying saucer piloted by Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby who had both been abducted earlier by the aliens near the Grassy Knoll with the help of the Dallas Police Department, LBJ and Cuban contacts among the Watergate burglars, the last of whom were given their orders by the CIA and the military through Mafia kingpins Carlos Marcello and Santos Trafficante.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Snorge is overdoing it with the "wows" tonight.

You can sure tell when George is interested in a topic.

[Major Ed Damien]

You can sure tell when George is interested in a topic.

Jorch can't make hide nor hair out of the Big Bang Theory, but, by God, he knows his Marilyn Monroe conspiracy shit backwards, forwards and sideways with full attention paid.  Yep, he's stupid.

[Major Ed Damien]

Marilyn Monroe was killed because she was about to blow the lid off how she and JFK once made love in a flying saucer piloted by Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby who had both been abducted earlier by the aliens near the Grassy Knoll with the help of the Dallas Police Department, LBJ and Cuban contacts among the Watergate burglars, the last of whom were given their orders by the CIA and the military through Mafia kingpins Carlos Marcello and Santos Trafficante.

I left out Bigfoot who buried the real rifle in the forest.

[Morgus]

Years ago Noory or his staff paid for some Marilyn Monroe impressionist to call and sing him "Happy Birthday" on the air.

[Major Ed Damien]

Years ago Noory or his staff paid for some Marilyn Monroe impressionist to call and sing him "Happy Birthday" on the air.

Whoa.  With an ego of that size, it's certainly no wonder that he hates our guts and even melted down recently over the fun we enjoy at his stupid expense.

[Gd5150]

The part where Monroe was killed by the order of the Kennedys seems very plausible. Probably Joe called the "shot" no pun intended. Killing her probably pissed off Frank, between that and Bobby going after the Mafia capos that got Kennedy elected, that was the end of JFK & RFK.

[Major Ed Damien]

Even though Jorch is fascinated by this subject he's still too retarded to follow the story, asking if Marilyn Monroe died in her house when they had already said several times that it all happened in her guest cottage.

[goldendeal]

When will Jorch get to  Bob "Col. Hogan" Crane's murder, or Hervé "tattoo" Villechaize’s  suicide...TMZ, err… Coast listeners want to know...

[Hulk Hoagland]

How many times do you think George rubbed one out while licking his lips and staring wide eyed at Marilyn's autopsy pics?

[Major Ed Damien]

How many times do you think George rubbed one out while licking his lips and staring wide eyed at Marilyn's autopsy pics?

Jorch was waxing his carrot like there was no tomorrow as he stared at Marilyn Monroe's bloated and discolored face.  Tommy warned him that he might be groaning too loudly, and Jorch kept mouthing, "O.K., O.K.," but continued to groan and wax himself anyway.  He's such a sick bastard. 

[Heather Wade]

Not sure what's funnier:  this thread or knowing Art reads it.

[Morgus]

When will Jorch get to  Bob "Col. Hogan" Crane's murder, or Hervé "tattoo" Villechaize’s  suicide...TMZ, err… Coast listeners want to know...

also the mysterious death of 50's tv Superman, George Reeves?

[Nick el Ass]

So Jorch plays Elvis when talking about Marilyn Monroe, and uses the song as a tie in to his on shitty wannabe internet(s) based show which should be called Sucks Beyond Belief ... and then uses the Marilyn Monroe version of Elton John's Candle in the Wind for Princess Diana. Wow.

[Nick el Ass]

also the mysterious death of 50's tv Superman, George Reeves?

What about David Carradine, or is that too risky for the Noorge?

[Major Ed Damien]

I want to know more about the mysterious death of Grandpa Munster.  Sure, he was 82 when he died, but something's just not right about that.  Grandpa Munster was sucking blood and having fun the day he died.  I think he knew about Herman Munster's affair with J. Edgar Hoover, who liked to wear fishnet stockings during their trysts.

[SnapT]

I think George wants Dodi Fayed's father to adopt him.  He had an awful lot of boring questions about him.

[Major Ed Damien]

I think George wants Dodi Fayed's father to adopt him.  He had an awful lot of boring questions about him.

Yeah, he did.

Jorch finally found him -- thanks to Wikipedia -- in Switzerland, a country Jorch is too stupid to find on a globe, so I guess Dodi is safe.

[Major Ed Damien]

Alex Jones is on the radio now, trying to sell me a health supplement in a voice that sounds ravaged by syphilis and too much sperm bathing his voice box

[goldendeal]

No D. B. Cooper tonight? This is not like Jorch....perhaps he can redeem himself by mentioning Glenn Miller.

[PB the Deplorable]

Not sure what's funnier:  this thread or knowing Art reads it.

Knowing George and Tommy read it


Tommy:  "they sure keep us on our toes"

George:  "well, that's true too"

[21st Century Man]

I think Michael Medved shot Robert Kennedy. He was 20 feet away.

[nextgen.fm]

Wow, george has his hands full with these two

Pretty good discussion, I tHINK george is a beleefer!!!?

I would think art did a show about princess Diana didn't he?

I'd love to compare

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch thinks ISIS is too stupid to imagine what a nuke going off looks like so they have to see one go off first -- as a warning.

What a dope.

[21st Century Man]

Yeah, George. Burning people alive is conducive to selling organs afterward.  Oh and George, have you ever heard of drugs? They can make a person docile.  Here we go with the nukes again except now he says we should bring the ISIS heads to an army encampment and blow up a nuke in the distance so they get the message.  Brilliant idea from our Motor City Moron.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "It seems like a lot of weird things were happening in the sixties."

Jorch was the teacher in middle school who taught P.E. and history and was the teacher you always knew more than.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George was going along okay; not too many negative comments on here.  Then he just has to go off script about a totally unrelated topic -- ISIS -- and prove himself a complete fool.  Too bad, he had almost made it to the calls segment where he can dream of the monster turkey sandwich he's about to eat.

[nextgen.fm]

Jorch thinks ISIS can't imagine what a nuke going off looks like so they have to see one go off first -- as a warning.

What a dope.

[21st Century Man]

I think we should send Noory over to the middle east as a bargaining chip.  Here, you can have this idiot and do what you like with him.  I would like to see the video of George being led away in chains.  I have yet to watch a video of any of the executions but I just might watch one with Noory.  No, I don't hate Noory that much but I'd watch it only to confirm that he won't be hosting anymore shows in my lifetime.  That's not to say Dexter Monterey might not show up in the future.  I hope I'm not here when that that happens.

[Juan Cena]

When will Jorch get to  Bob "Col. Hogan" Crane's murder, or Hervé "tattoo" Villechaize’s  suicide...TMZ, err… Coast listeners want to know...

I rather have Knapp tackle Crane.