George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I think George sounds sad tonight.  He must be reading Bellgab during his interview again.

[Major Ed Damien]

I think George sounds sad tonight.  He must be reading Bellgab during his interview again.

Somebody send him a picture of a dead kid.  Maybe it will lift his spirits.

[Nick el Ass]

I think George sounds sad tonight.  He must be reading Bellgab during his interview again.

Maybe he looked at his latest ratings.

[Falkie2013]

'LIKE AN ATOMIC BOMB
Hundreds evacuated after oil train derails in W. Va.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/02/17/train-derailment-sends-oil-tanker-into-west-virginia-river/


ON HOLD: Judge blocks Obama's immigration executive actions

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/02/17/federal-judge-temporarily-blocks-obama-immigration-executive-action/

Offshore 6.9 earthquake triggers tsunami advisory in Japan

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/02/16/offshore-6-earthquake-triggers-tsunami-advisory-in-japan/?intcmp=latestnews

'The Simpsons' thank angry mobs in Bolivia who protested to get show back on air

http://www.latino.foxnews.com/latino/entertainment/2015/02/16/simpsons-thanks-fans-in-bolivia-for-protesting-and-getting-show-back/

And with that I'm taking a nap.


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[21st Century Man]

'LIKE AN ATOMIC BOMB
Hundreds evacuated after oil train derails in W. Va.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/02/17/train-derailment-sends-oil-tanker-into-west-virginia-river/


ON HOLD: Judge blocks Obama's immigration executive actions

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/02/17/federal-judge-temporarily-blocks-obama-immigration-executive-action/

Offshore 6.9 earthquake triggers tsunami advisory in Japan

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/02/16/offshore-6-earthquake-triggers-tsunami-advisory-in-japan/?intcmp=latestnews

'The Simpsons' thank angry mobs in Bolivia who protested to get show back on air

http://www.latino.foxnews.com/latino/entertainment/2015/02/16/simpsons-thanks-fans-in-bolivia-for-protesting-and-getting-show-back/

And with that I'm taking a nap.

I'm waiting for a reboot of the Bowery Boys. Hoagland is from Jersey so he could be Slip and George could be Sach.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George has asked one question for every category that was mentioned in the show preview.  I wonder what he's going to ask next.

Nermind, I forgot about Tesla.

[goldendeal]

The commercials are getting lower budget and cheesy by the night. I am waiting for Jorch to start hawking Eagle Vision Sunglasses very soon....

[Nick el Ass]

The guest is huffing, puffing, and giggling a lot when Jorch asks him a question.

[Major Ed Damien]

The commercial are getting lower budget and cheesy by the night. I am waiting for Jorch to start hawking Eagle Vision Sunglasses very soon....

It's a real problem for Jorch -- and the people who employ him as a mouthpiece, or to be more accurate, as a "shill."

If you've got audience members who have felt ripped off by the Carnivora con artistry or who haven't seen their diabetes go away, thanks to a "common household spice," then it creates a lot of bad will and animosity among the public. 

People who work physically hard for their money don't appreciate the carnival barkers who cheat them out of it.

This show will eventually kill the goose laying its golden eggs.

Or put another way:  Hogs eventually get slaughtered.

[coaster]

This guest needs to realize he is on the radio. The stuttering and "uh uh uhs" are really annoying.

[Nick el Ass]

This guest needs to realize he is on the radio. The stuttering and "uh uh uhs" are really annoying.

With all these uh, uh, and I-I-I-I-I-I's it sounds like the guest is being electrocuted by a Tesla device.

[Nick el Ass]

Noory on Telsa: "He could have been Netflix."

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "Did you know there was more power in Tesla's brain than we had in all the computers that went to the moon?  Pretty amazing stuff."

[21st Century Man]

Tesla was 86 when he died not 84.  Tim, I'm not buying your lame book.

[Major Ed Damien]

Funny how Jorch -- with his alleged vast armchair interest in science -- knew next to nothing about Nikola Tesla.

Even though some of these facts about the man have been repeated to him before in previous shows, the information was never absorbed and simply evaporated or flitted into the void under that wig.

[Major Ed Damien]

There's some more snake oil advertised on "Coast-to-Coast AM" just now:

Biblical music from the time of King David -- known to have healing powers.

How many innocent listeners do you get to rip off before they chase your Frankenstein with torches and pitchforks?

[goldendeal]

It's a real problem for Jorch -- and the people who employ him as a mouthpiece, or to be more accurate, as a "shill."

If you've got audience members who have felt ripped off by the Carnivora con artistry or who haven't seen their diabetes go away, thanks to a "common household spice," then it creates a lot of bad will and animosity among the public. 

People who work physically hard for their money don't appreciate the carnival barkers who cheat them out of it.

This show will eventually kill the goose laying its golden eggs.

Or put another way:  Hogs eventually get slaughtered.

Art was the master of making the product sound great...I remember how bad I wanted a C. Crane radio after Bell talked it up, when Jorch hawks the radio, he makes the C. Crane sound like Chinese made knock off.

[21st Century Man]

There's some more snake oil advertised on "Coast-to-Coast AM" just now:

Biblical music from the time of King David -- known to have healing powers.

How many innocent listeners do you get to rip off before they chase your Frankenstein with torches and pitchforks?

George Noory is the PT Barnum of today. There's a sucker born every minute.  If this biblical music worked so well in biblical times, I would have expected a mention of it in the Bible.  King David died when he was 70 years old.  If this music worked so well, I would have expected David would have lived to a 100.  That's a rather modest age in the days of the old testament.

[Morgus]

I expected Noory to ask what Tesla could have done if he had a computer...

[Major Ed Damien]

Art was the master of making the product sound great...I remember how bad I wanted a C. Crane radio after Bell talked it up, when Jorch hawks the radio, he makes the C. Crane sound like Chinese made knock off.

I remember the Bay-Gen wind-up radio he used to advertise -- before C. Crane came along -- and I even bought one of them.  Does anybody remember those radios?  I think they were manufactured in South Africa. 

[goldendeal]

I sure do remember those...never got one though. Did the one you got work out?

[Major Ed Damien]

I sure do remember those...never got one though. Did the one you got work out?

Yeah, the Bay Gen radio still works great.

And it never promised to cure anything -- unlike my King David music which isn't doing a damned thing for my back pain. 

Also, I don't think Reagan had to listen to it either for it to work as well as it does.  Like with that Carnivora snake oil.

[goldendeal]

Yeah, the Bay Gen radio still works great.

And it never promised to cure anything -- unlike my King David music which isn't doing a damned thing for my back pain.

Just wait until Jorch figures out there is a market for miracle oil...which Jorch also recommends  as a lube...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

If this guy was your uncle at Thanksgiving, rambling on with these stories, you would be hurrying up to excuse yourself and wash the dishes.

[Major Ed Damien]

If this guy was your uncle at Thanksgiving, rambling on with these stories, you would be hurrying up to excuse yourself and wash the dishes.

Pretty damned funny, GFP.

Then he'd wander into the kitchen while you were drying them to tell you about some more Tesla stuff you'd already heard during earlier Thanksgivings.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Pretty damned funny, GFP.

Then he'd wander into the kitchen while you were drying them to tell you about some more Tesla stuff you'd already heard during earlier Thanksgivings.

Hehe.  Sounds about right.

[Major Ed Damien]

Wow.  We must have eaten a lot of rats for dinner tonight, guys and gals.

[Major Ed Damien]

George Noory is the PT Barnum of today. There's a sucker born every minute.  If this biblical music worked so well in biblical times, I would have expected a mention of it in the Bible.  King David died when he was 70 years old.  If this music worked so well, I would have expected David would have lived to a 100.  That's a rather modest age in the days of the old testament.

Good point.

Jorch Noory has more P.T. Barnum in his cell phone than the Apollo astronauts had when they went to the moon.

[Falkie2013]

Art was the master of making the product sound great...I remember how bad I wanted a C. Crane radio after Bell talked it up, when Jorch hawks the radio, he makes the C. Crane sound like Chinese made knock off.

Art = C. Crane

Jorch = Chuck E. Cheese.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Or put another way:  Hogs eventually get slaughtered.

Now was that kind?  There's no reason to bring the call screener into this