George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

Perhaps it came earlier, when he asked her if she'd ever heard of Wernher von Braun before doing the book, like he's so up on history that he knows someone so obscure but she probably didn't.  But her response was funny it was like "How could anyone not be aware of the name?"

LMFCAO*


*Laughed My Further Cracked Ass Off

[Major Ed Damien]

George (inner monologue):  "Dang, my name-dropping Wernher von Braun into her lap seemed to go nowhere in the impression department.  I don't know no more Nazi scientist-type guys."

[zeebo]

Zeebo, you crack me up to no end.

And, please, don't give my end another crack.

I'm channeling Groucho tonight.

Ha, thanks Major, you too.  I'm signing off for the nite, so will leave you all with a little more Groucho:

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening.  But this wasn't it."   

[Major Ed Damien]

George told his guest that he still uses old-school notebooks like the Army general she mentioned did.

He didn't mention the box of crayons.

[Major Ed Damien]

Wernher von Braun:  Was not the "Father of the Saturn 5 Rocket," as we once believed.


George Noory:  Yes, "The Father of Late-Night Shitty Radio Interviewers" who did invent the triplicate same question already answered by the guest



Er, "trilogy"

[PB the Deplorable]

http://youtu.be/TGIa7F86-Io

What a complete fraud, pretending to be out searching for 'the truth'.  And didn't that lady bother listening to any of his program before interviewing him?

[coaster]

"They stick it in your ear and there it is" - George Noory on ear thermometers

[nextgen.fm]

LMFCAO*


*Laughed My Further Cracked Ass Off

Quote from: zeebo on Today at 03:03:02 AMPerhaps it came earlier, when he asked her if she'd ever heard of Wernher von Braun before doing the book, like he's so up on history that he knows someone so obscure but she probably didn't.  But her response was funny it was like "How could anyone not be aware of the name?"
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i was listening earlier and that stuck out to me as well...

[nextgen.fm]

"They stick it in your ear and there it is" - George Noory on ear thermometers

sorry George...that wasn't meant for your ear...

[Major Ed Damien]

George Noory was secretly installed on late-night radio by the Central Intelligence Agency as a part of "Operation Mental Paper Cut."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Quote from: zeebo on Today at 03:03:02 AMPerhaps it came earlier, when he asked her if she'd ever heard of Wernher von Braun before doing the book, like he's so up on history that he knows someone so obscure but she probably didn't.  But her response was funny it was like "How could anyone not be aware of the name?"
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i was listening earlier and that stuck out to me as well...

I missed that one.  I guess I was too distracted by her sultry voice.

[Major Ed Damien]

George said the Nazis were so close to getting the atomic bomb at the end of World War Two, "maybe only weeks away."

This passed without comment from tonight's author, who must have wondered if she was suddenly a guest on the Wrong History Channel.

I'd like to know what she thinks of George Noory's erudition, which is a lot like his toupée -- it covers everything badly.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

These callers crack me up.

[m]

Ha, thanks Major, you too.  I'm signing off for the nite, so will leave you all with a little more Groucho:

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening.  But this wasn't it."   

That's fantastic - thank you!

[Major Ed Damien]

These callers crack me up.

Yeah, the guy who kept urging his You Tube source material on alien donation of technology was a real goofball.

I would have given a lot to have seen the look on the guest's face in response to his nutty exhortations.

His backstory was:  "I'm drunk and watching You Tube videos tonight."

Of course, George wasn't much better.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Yeah, the guy who kept urging his You Tube source material on alien donation of technology was a real goofball.

I would have given a lot to have seen the look on the guest's face in response to his nutty exhortations.

His backstory was:  "I'm drunk and watching You Tube videos tonight."

Of course, George wasn't much better.

Right, George's listeners think they can school a professional researcher because they just watched an episode of Ancient Aliens.

[Major Ed Damien]

Right, George's listeners think they can school a professional researcher because they just watched an episode of Ancient Aliens.

Hahahaha



"I'll learn her on this Nazi technology business.  I may drive trucks, but I watched all of 'Ancient Aliens' while drivin' 'em."

[nooryisawesome]

George said the Nazis were so close to getting the atomic bomb at the end of World War Two, "maybe only weeks away."

This is just WRONG. They had a real shots since they discovered fusion first I think something like 1939ish or something. But they always kept the project split between too many people do work on it and did not share information as much as they should have. I think somewhere around 1942ish they cut back drastically in their research and committed there resources towards developing other weapons.

[Who]

Douglas, a devoted C2C listener, no longer trusted mainstream science or medicine.  He decided to obtain all his medical advice from Coast to Coast AM.

After six months, the results were most encouraging.

[Major Ed Damien]

George was pulling out all the stops last night, so captivated was he by his guest's whispery, sexy voice as she spoke about the brutalities of Nazi scientists. 

He hadn't heard anything like that -- or been that turned on -- since he ran his credit card debt up on a phone porn line back when his restaurant failed. 

George brought out his knowledge of the name "Wernher von Braun" to try and impress her.  He cited what he thought was an important historical fact, which proved to be grossly wrong -- that the Nazis were probably mere weeks away from the A-bomb.

He even played "Are You Lonesome Tonight?" by his musical hero, Elvis Presley, hoping to fan a spark -- like a desperate survivalist deep in the woods who just ran out of his 25-year-old food.

I'll bet she made his wig sweat.

[coaster]

Noory's choice of bumper music had to make her uncomfortable. It was pretty obvious what he was trying to do. 

[ItsOver]

'Ol Creeper Jorch.  What?  No "Lady in Red" last night?  Still saving it for LMH, I see. 

[albrecht]

Guest was pretty good despite her sexy whispering (why do many guests and guest hosts seem to try to do that?) And the callers, for the most part, had some good knowledge of questions. NAZIs always brings out callers who have done "research." Norry, however, really showed his ineptitude. Throwing out Van Braun like it was some great knowledge or insight. Guest was awesome shooting him down with an "of course I've heard of him." Using his patented line "of course" against him!!
-GNS

[coaster]

Guest was pretty good despite her sexy whispering (why do many guests and guest hosts seem to try to do that?) And the callers, for the most part, had some good knowledge of questions. NAZIs always brings out callers who have done "research." Norry, however, really showed his ineptitude. Throwing out Van Braun like it was some great knowledge or insight. Guest was awesome shooting him down with an "of course I've heard of him." Using his patented line "of course" against him!!
-GNS

I laughed when he mentioned Von Braun's date and cause of death. You know he was on wikipedia when he brought that up out of the blue. Such a knowledgeable man that Snoory.

[Major Ed Damien]

This is what the author of "Project Paperclip: The Secret Intelligence Program that Brought Nazi Scientists to America" sounded like on the phone today with her friend:



"My god . . . it was like having a conversation with a Nazi lobotomy experiment . . . only worse . . . because he could speak . . . he played all this awful bumper music that I imagine he thought was romantic, but it was just skeevy . . . and the audio was so clear I could hear him breathing when I wasn't speaking . . . and he kept obsessing about the audio over the phone with me during all the breaks . . . it was like a sound fetish for him or something, I guess, and I could hear him exhaling . . . over and over, he'd say, 'We've got to get the best audio out of this or else it's no good . . .  I hope you understand how serious it is to me and my audience' . . . and then he'd start with the panting again . . . I was getting really sick to my stomach toward the last hour of torture . . . just yucked out of my mind . . . I started to imagine that he was like this really dumb Nazi camp guard . . . and death was my only escape . . . then he made some dumb, obtuse comment to the audience about the Nazis being just weeks away from the atom bomb, and it was just so stupid and wrong that I couldn't even say anything . . . I felt too queasy and ill . . . and then he started to play an Elvis tune -- 'Are You Lonesome Tonight?' -- like the worst one of all of them . . . oh, my god . . . and I just about hurled the chicken I had for supper . . . if I ever hear that song again my flesh will feel like it's molting . . .  the publicist owes me lunch for this . . .  but it's hard to think about food after describing the all the sicko stuff that happened . . . "

[ItsOver]

Ha!  Jorch creeps out an expert on Nazis.  Go figure.

[nextgen.fm]

George was pulling out all the stops last night, so captivated was he by his guest's whispery, sexy voice as she spoke about the brutalities of Nazi scientists. 

He hadn't heard anything like that -- or been that turned on -- since he ran his credit card debt up on a phone porn line back when his restaurant failed. 

George brought out his knowledge of the name "Wernher von Braun" to try and impress her.  He cited what he thought was an important historical fact, which proved to be grossly wrong -- that the Nazis were probably mere weeks away from the A-bomb.

He even played "Are You Lonesome Tonight?" by his musical hero, Elvis Presley, hoping to fan a spark -- like a desperate survivalist deep in the woods who just ran out of his 25-year-old food.

I'll bet she made his wig sweat.

restaurant?


What?





rofl

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

restaurant?


What?





rofl

http://www.shaba.co/wa?s=George_Noory

Noory and his partners in Norcom Restaurants opened a restaurant, Cafe Marrakesh and Oasis Bar, in Brentwood, Mo. in 1987. The restaurant's theme revolved around a fictional Englishman named Col. William Berry, who opened a restaurant following an exciting secret mission to Marrakesh.

George says it closed down after a year because they were working on the main road and took away his parking, but I hold it was because George ordered his bartender to make Molotov cocktails as his signature drink, which I detailed in the George Noory Facts thread.

[At the stroke of midnight]

I'm perplexed about the show last night. Snoorge has not sounded like that since he first started. I did not listen to the first guest, but during the second interview he read his 3x5's with a minimum of fumbling and mispronunciation. He was talking very rapidly - not the usual mushy slog through each question, and no grunting. His diction was more clear than I've ever heard it.  He called several callers "sir" instead of the usual silly diminutives. Most shocking of all was when a caller said he was the illegitimate son of Wernher Von Braun, instead of going straight to the guest, he actually showed a little curiosity and pursued a dialogue with the caller. Has George suddenly sworn off hitting the bottle before the show, or did he receive a "this is your last chance memo" from higher up? I very curious to see if the performance is repeated tonight.

[Major Ed Damien]

I'm perplexed about the show last night. Snoorge has not sounded like that since he first started. I did not listen to the first guest, but during the second interview he read his 3x5's with a minimum of fumbling and mispronunciation. He was talking very rapidly - not the usual mushy slog through each question, and no grunting. His diction was more clear than I've ever heard it.  He called several callers "sir" instead of the usual silly diminutives. Most shocking of all was when a caller said he was the illegitimate son of Wernher Von Braun, instead of going straight to the guest, he actually showed a little curiosity and pursued a dialogue with the caller. Has George suddenly sworn off hitting the bottle before the show, or did he receive a "this is your last chance memo" from higher up? I very curious to see if the performance is repeated tonight.

Perhaps he received a threatening communication from a mean baby.