George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

I recall Michael Heiser being a huge critic of the Bible Code back in the day, along with disdain for the Ancient Alien spankers.

The Ancient Aliens case is bulletpoof:  There's a strange spaceship-like painting in a cave in Peru - therefore, aliens are real.

[zeebo]

I heard the Torah Code guy actually found George Noory in the Code.  Dumbass, backdoor man and incompetent broadcaster were also found beside his name.

It takes some pretty advanced math though, they use the Doofus Matrix Transformation.

[zeebo]

I'm sorry but it's just not right them playing a song as great as In Your Eyes on a friggin Noory show.  It's just ... he's not friggin worthy!

[nextgen.fm]

I'm sorry but it's just not right them playing a song as great as In Your Eyes on a friggin Noory show.  It's just ... he's not friggin worthy!

Are you a coast insider tho?

[zeebo]

Are you a coast insider tho?

nope a coast outsider ... why though, does GN sing his own karaoke version on there?

[sydtron]

Has anybody read the Area 51 book?  I got the audiobook as a gift. Lots of good history in there, but hardly any ufo stuff. Just an aircraft development documentry.  She does actually try to pass off the Roswell crash as a Russian aircraft carrying deformed children or some shit!

[nextgen.fm]

ok.............this guy?


what's after him??  Ahh...finally some phone calls...again, George..you could have had some questions ready?

George...just let the guest answer...good god


topic is pretty interesting however...I remember reading about project BLUEBOOK...the government always keeps good clean records, hehe

[nextgen.fm]

Has anybody read the Area 51 book?  I got the audiobook as a gift. Lots of good history in there, but hardly any ufo stuff. Just an aircraft development documentry.  She does actually try to pass off the Roswell crash as a Russian aircraft carrying deformed children or some shit!

[nextgen.fm]

what is up with some of these music bumps???

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

This guest sounds very intelligent and accomplished, but I keep thinking George is interviewing a porn star.

[coaster]

"I'm not a disinformation" -George Noory

[nextgen.fm]

why is she whispering?

[Major Ed Damien]

George tries his best to sound knowledgeable with his "Uh uh's" and his "Mmm mm's," but we sure as hell know differently, don't we?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George tries his best to sound knowledgeable with his "Uh uh's" and his "Mmm mm's," but we sure as hell know differently, don't we?

Mmmm hmm.

[Major Ed Damien]

This woman has the exact opposite voice of the nutty Crop Circle Lady from last week.

[zeebo]

This guest sounds very intelligent and accomplished, but I keep thinking George is interviewing a porn star.

She sounds like a more intellectual Lisa Garr.  This is kinda working for me.

[Major Ed Damien]

This woman sure makes Nazis sound sexy.

Goddammit, please stop that.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George tries his best to sound knowledgeable with his "Uh uh's" and his "Mmm mm's," but we sure as hell know differently, don't we?

I find it really annoying when he adopts that know it all sarcastic voice and says something like "But I thought scientists said we evolved, Kathy" or some such idiotic George-knows-better bull.

[Major Ed Damien]

This woman with the breathy voice just gave George an erection the way she described all the gassed animals at the zoo.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

When George has a smart guest, there's always that point in the interview when they realize they're talking to a complete git.

I think it came tonight when George didn't understand the dangers of urban warfare.

[Major Ed Damien]

She could talk about deadly gas all night, as far as I'm concerned.

Now if George could just get her to talk about her favorite porn. 

You never get one of his goofy non sequiturs when you really need one.

[Major Ed Damien]

When George has a smart guest, there's always that point in the interview when they realize they're talking to a complete git.

Right, GFP.

If Miss Nazi Weaponry had done as much research on George Noory as she's done on the Wehrmacht in the National Archives, she'd be repulsed out of her noodle.

[Major Ed Damien]

This bright woman hasn't had "Jeeze" said to her this much since she played in a treehouse with boys in the neighborhood.

[SnapT]

According to Google, George is now interviewing a woman who has been DEAD FOR TEN YEARS...

[coaster]

Shes got a nice voice and seems smart enough. I'd have a "booze party" with her.

[Major Ed Damien]

You notice how George always plays "Black Magic Woman" by Santana every time he has a sexy-sounding woman as a guest?

He's so transparently a goofball.

[zeebo]

You notice how George always plays "Black Magic Woman" by Santana every time he has a sexy-sounding woman as a guest?

He also played For Your Eyes Only, which I don't even want to think about.

[Major Ed Damien]

If this sexy-voiced woman guest could see George with his dyed mustache and lousy wig, she'd whisper:

"My goodness, he looks like a salesman at Men's Wearhouse."

[zeebo]

When George has a smart guest, there's always that point in the interview when they realize they're talking to a complete git.

I think it came tonight when George didn't understand the dangers of urban warfare.

Perhaps it came earlier, when he asked her if she'd ever heard of Wernher von Braun before doing the book, like he's so up on history that he knows someone so obscure but she probably didn't.  But her response was funny it was like "How could anyone not be aware of the name?"

[Major Ed Damien]

He also played For Your Eyes Only, which I don't even want to think about.

Zeebo, you crack me up to no end.

And, please, don't give my end another crack.

I'm channeling Groucho tonight.