George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

Does anyone care to take a stab at what a communication from a mean baby to George Noory might be like:



"You wissen here.  You stooopit.  I gonna take you ba ba away.  And you blankie too, you stoopit.

"My da da is Satan.  Me ma ma is demon.  Ga ga, goo goo, fuck you.  You wanna gitta boo boo?  Stoopit.

I gotta made a poo poo, a pee pee and a burpy pooky, you stinky stoopit.

[zeebo]

Noory and his partners in Norcom Restaurants opened a restaurant, Cafe Marrakesh and Oasis Bar, in Brentwood, Mo. in 1987. The restaurant's theme revolved around a fictional Englishman named Col. William Berry, who opened a restaurant following an exciting secret mission to Marrakesh.

George says it closed down after a year because they were working on the main road and took away his parking, but I hold it was because George ordered his bartender to make Molotov cocktails as his signature drink, which I detailed in the George Noory Facts thread

I heard the reason it failed was because the schwarma and falafels were pre-made, wrapped in cling-wrap, and stored in a chilled self-serve bin like they do the sammiches at George's fave mini-mart.

[zeebo]

I missed that one.  I guess I was too distracted by her sultry voice.

This is the one and only valid excuse for slouching on Noory-watch duty.  The other one - having more than two martinis - has been revoked by me because I was abusing it.

[pyewacket]

http://www.shaba.co/wa?s=George_Noory

George says it closed down after a year because they were working on the main road and took away his parking, but I hold it was because George ordered his bartender to make Molotov cocktails as his signature drink, which I detailed in the George Noory Facts thread.

Could you imagine if George was on Kitchen Nightmares with Chef Gordon Ramsay? I'd pay to see that episode! 

[albrecht]

I thought these postings were a joke but, apparently, Norry really did try to start a restaurant and more "unbleefable" the facts are as stated:
"St. Louis grazing in exotic 'outpost'
BRENTWOOD, Mo. -- A new restaurant has introduced an eclectic grazing menu to the St. Louis market in an exotic setting designed to look like "an outpost in the middle of nowhere."
Although the name of the restaurant, Cafe Marrakesh and Oasis Bar, connotes a Moroccan atmosphere, the menu is international, encompassing influences from Key West to the Orient. The theme revolves around a fictional Englishman named Col. William Berry, who opened a restaurant following an exciting secret mission to marrakesh.
This is the first restaurant for George Noory, a local advertising producer, and his partners in Norcom Restaurants. …"
http://business.highbeam.com/409700/article-1G1-4607775/st-louis-grazing-exotic-outpost-eclectic-cafe-marrakesh

No way could Norry be so creative so I'm guessing one of his partners came up with the outlandish idea and theme back-story. What a bizarre theme and place (Missouri) to try it out.
-GNS

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Another little factoid that is new to me, from the previous article:

Noory was president of Norcom Entertainment, Inc., a St. Louis-based [sic] company that developed and marketed video training films by television to law enforcement and security agencies nationwide.

[ItsOver]

Jorch's failed restaurant endeavor is quite true.  It's come up numerous times on BG over the years.

Norcom.  Ha!  Yeah, that's a winner.  Sounds like some failed corporation out of Robo Cop.

[zeebo]

Another little factoid that is new to me, from the previous article:

Interesting, I wonder if that's why he always steps over himself to point out how much he supports law enforcement.

[albrecht]

Interesting, I wonder if that's why he always steps over himself to point out how much he supports law enforcement.

Or if his Norcom outfit security training videos were used by airports prior to 9/11 and does this explain all the guests he has on claiming it was an "inside job" or actually brought down by some unexplained, super-secret scalar weapon supposedly vaporizing them?

*and why would you call a company an "entertainment" company if it produces training videos for police and security agencies? Entertainment?
-GNS

[zeebo]

...and why would you call a company an "entertainment" company if it produces training videos for police and security agencies?

Maybe he just licensed the Police Academy movies?

[ItsOver]

Just more of Jorch's delusions of grandeur.  Witness all his pitiful name-dropping and false modesty on C2C.

[Major Ed Damien]

Evidently, George made unintentional sit-coms for law enforcement.

[zeebo]

Evidently, George made unintentional sit-coms for law enforcement.

Well unintentional comedy is one of his fortes.

[PB the Deplorable]

... George says it closed down after a year because they were working on the main road and took away his parking...

Specifically, undone by the loss of his valet parking..

[qaddisin]

*and why would you call a company an "entertainment" company if it produces training videos for police and security agencies? Entertainment?

Not sure why, but it made me think of this:


http://youtu.be/GSiJiDSmb1E

[Major Ed Damien]

When George had Norcom, he once told a friend that his biggest fear in life was that he had stayed in a Motel 6 three times and, thus, had already received the Mark of the Beast.

[Dateline]

Get it, Norcom, short for Norry comedy. .Ha! Ha! Ha!

[cowtown]

"Incredibull"
"Incredibull"
"Incredibull"
"Incredibull"
"Incredibull"


Georgie needs a new adjective.

[zeebo]

"Incredibull"
"Incredibull"
"Incredibull"
"Incredibull"
"Incredibull"


Georgie needs a new adjective.

He's been trying out "riveteen" lately.  But he got cold feet and went back to "amazeen."

[Major Ed Damien]

He's been trying out "riveteen" lately.  But he got cold feet and went back to "amazeen."

I'm wonder-een . . . would he pronounce "Ovaltine" as "Ovalting" -- so as to comport with logic?

Wait . . . I just said "logic" when asking about George Noory.  Forget it.

[Jorch Einstein]

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Jorch in his Police Academy appearance.

[Major Ed Damien]

Judging by George's resemblance to Saddam Hussein -- with his inky black-dyed mustache and unnatural-looking wig -- I think George was the actor who played Saddam in the comedy "Police-State 2:  Police Everyone More Ferociously."

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

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Jorch in his Police Academy appearance.

It also looks like his audition for the part of "Notch" Noory in a teevee show on the internet production of Son of the Beach.

[cowtown]

He's been trying out "riveteen" lately.  But he got cold feet and went back to "amazeen."

Two Ton Tommy needs to put down the X-Large pizza, waddle over to Georgie and tug the pull string on his back a few times to advance the audio past "incredibull", "riveteen" and "amazeen".

I'm mad as hell and I'm not taking Snoory's god damn advanced case of Palilalia anymore!

Georgie, Talky Tina the bad baby doll is angry and wants to kill you because you are a disgrace to that toupe, and to talk radio with your non sequitur "responses" to what the guest said last.

[Major Ed Damien]

Dumbass Noory just described this quack lady as a "medical doctor" and she's no such thing.  She's an "osteopath."

[Tommy TwoTons]

I'm still catching up on the last couple of pages (you guys are hilarious!) but I'm glad I wasn't alone in noticing the creepy-creeper bumper music he played for the area 51/nazi lady with the nice voice.  Jorch, you'd have no chance with her even if the last molecules of oxygen on Earth were stored in your cojones.  Yuck!

And in the first hour tonight, we have Dr TenCent (Sherry Tenpenny) spewing her "vaccinez is bad, m'kay?" bullcrap in the midst of a freaking measles outbreak.  Brilliant, Jorch.  Just brilliant.

[Major Ed Damien]

This anti-vaccination hysteria Noory is determined to help spread is the absolute bottom of the radio barrel -- with the host as its diseased scum.

And the disease version of the world "host," is an ample metaphor for George Noory.

[cowtown]

Georgie asked the anti-vaccination lady the requisite "how did you get interested in this?"  What's next on Georgie's 3x5 index cards in this "incredibull" and "ahmazzing" interview?


"Tell me, how many mean or dead babies have you seen in your work? Were they demonic?"

[Beelzebubbelah]

Ha!  Jorch creeps out an expert on Nazis.  Go figure.

Heilsa,All!
T cannot believe any thing the guest last night says is based on real research.
George seemed totally in tune with her,maybe from hormones or the phase of the moon.
I'm pretty well read on the whole paper-clip myths that have been added by apparently deranged paranoids that were angry about NASA and the Disney-Von_Braun collaborations of the cold war.
Some of the facts she gave that must be from actual books were carefully chosen,but she sounded like an hand puppet of 'Elie ("Da WEASEL")Wiesel'.
I think she,like Mz.Howell,is another "Nice Girl who's fallen in with bad companions.."
Includeing the whole,"Paper Clip built N.A.S.A."meme.
The connect with some callers suggest it's all scripted.
The "Lebensborn"(sp.?)caller seemed to be reading from the same script.
Many callers seemed to be trained shills.
I am not sure why,but the whole book thing smelled of an massive disinformation offensive to distract from the newly posted files of the Blue-Book archive previously discussed.
Mr.Noorey seemed to be reading from an pre-determined template like an autistic that's auditioning for an semi-docudrama.
Mebbe he's going for an part in next year's series from Amazon Prime,"Man in the High Castle"??
"B_B"

[Who]

Coast to Coast AM College of Medicine held its first commencement in January at Disneyland.  Edwin, pictured above, was valedictorian.  The class was addressed by George Noory, MD, JD, DDS, DO, OD, ODD, DVM, DPM.  Doctor Noory warned the class about the dangers of vaccines and praised the curative powers of turmeric.

http://time.com/3677749/disneyland-california-measles-vaccination/