George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Who]

Don't Luke and Cletus also head up the John B. Wells fan club, or is that their father/uncle Jethro?

They do indeed.   Here we see them working on their new car so it can become part of John's Caravan to Midnight.  They're going to bring along some goats too.  Luke and Cletus have always been partial to goats.

[cowtown]

Hey, guys. I just found Bellgab tonight by punching 'George Noory is garbage at his job' into Google. I was linked here. I only registered to say how pleased I was that this thread not only existed, but is larger by about a factor of 4 than any other forum thread I have ever seen in my life.

Welcome to the forum, Holographic_Bunny!


The large size of this forum is in direct proportion to that of Snoory's suckage.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Despite the media hype there just are not that many anti-vax people out there.  There are, however, a huge influx of illegals being welcomed and escorted across the border.  Measles is just one of the plagues being carried from the south.  Scabies, lice, chickenpox, TB...  take your fucking pick,  there are being brought here by illegals.  No level of snark is going to prevent that.

From DHS:  “Many UAC (unaccompanied childern) and family units require treatment for communicable diseases, including respiratory illnesses, tuberculosis, chicken pox, and scabies. DHS employees reported exposure to communicable diseases and becoming sick on duty. … Two CBP Officers reported that their children were diagnosed with chicken pox within days of the CBP Officers’ contact with a UAC who had chicken pox.”

I thought most of the immigrant children were sent to containment shelters where they could be observed, evaluated, and treated.  Of course, conservative groups fought this measure tooth and nail because they couldn't stand to see their tax money spent on feeding and sheltering the entitled children refugees.  In any case, if the rest of the population is properly vaccinated, any contagion should die a quick death.  I can't believe anyone would buy into the hype that immigrant children are creating epidemics, especially given that they probably in general have healthier immune systems than the average fast food fed American child.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Welcome holographic bunny.

[albrecht]

I thought most of the immigrant children were sent to containment shelters where they could be observed, evaluated, and treated.  Of course, conservative groups fought this measure tooth and nail because they couldn't stand to see their tax money spent on feeding and sheltering the entitled children refugees.  In any case, if the rest of the population is properly vaccinated, any contagion should die a quick death.  I can't believe anyone would buy into the hype that immigrant children are creating epidemics, especially given that they probably in general have healthier immune systems than the average fast food fed American child.

I'm sure there is more danger from the "anti-vaccine" crowd and the dangers from the illegal aliens is more direct (DUI accidents, rapes, murders, etc.) The border is, for all intents and purposes, open. Yes, many children (using the term loosely) were sheltered and then flown/bussed to various cities by the administration. Some of their diseases even spread to the officials working with them but they were relatively minor (scabies, lice, etc.) But many others just come across and are not screened or checked for diseases.

Though there were also TB outbreaks at the facilities. And recall the illegal with TB that was on the loose in California and they had to issue a warrant for his arrest because he refused treatment or quarantine (Eduardo Rosas Cruz.) But there is the problem, at least potentially, is that much of the Western world has stopped vaccinations for things that immigrants or travelers could still carry (for example TB, small pox.) (Costs of vaccination schedules and efficacy compared to threat was judged by governments to be too much.)
-GNS

[zeebo]

Hey, guys. I just found Bellgab tonight by punching 'George Noory is garbage at his job' into Google. I was linked here....

Haha, Welcome HB.

...The dumber the remaining audience, on average, the easier they are to shill to.

Good observation.  Perhaps the increasingly flaky shows draw in an ever more clueless audience, which in turn is part of a broader business strategy.  It's genius in a way.  Idiotic genius.

[ItsOver]

Haha, Welcome HB.

Good observation.  Perhaps the increasingly flaky shows draw in an ever more clueless audience, which in turn is part of a broader business strategy.  It's genius in a way.  Idiotic genius.

"Making money at the expense of the stupid."

[albrecht]

I've been wondering (but haven't researched): what is the relationship with Norry's "tv show" and Giam TV and iHeart Media, Inc? Is Giam a part of that company's holdings? Or is it some side-deal Norry does? Because he advertises the "tv channel" so much on C2C. And the "big events" he does....does that $ just go to him or does iHeart Media, Inc get a cut of that?
-GNS

[Major Ed Damien]

I'm sure there is more danger from the "anti-vaccine" crowd and the dangers from the illegal aliens is more direct (DUI accidents, rapes, murders, etc.) The border is, for all intents and purposes, open. Yes, many children (using the term loosely) were sheltered and then flown/bussed to various cities by the administration. Some of their diseases even spread to the officials working with them but they were relatively minor (scabies, lice, etc.) But many others just come across and are not screened or checked for diseases.

Though there were also TB outbreaks at the facilities. And recall the illegal with TB that was on the loose in California and they had to issue a warrant for his arrest because he refused treatment or quarantine (Eduardo Rosas Cruz.) But there is the problem, at least potentially, is that much of the Western world has stopped vaccinations for things that immigrants or travelers could still carry (for example TB, small pox.) (Costs of vaccination schedules and efficacy compared to threat was judged by governments to be too much.)
-GNS

Despite the media hype there just are not that many anti-vax people out there.  There are, however, a huge influx of illegals being welcomed and escorted across the border.  Measles is just one of the plagues being carried from the south.  Scabies, lice, chickenpox, TB...  take your fucking pick,  there are being brought here by illegals.  No level of snark is going to prevent that.

From DHS:  “Many UAC (unaccompanied childern) and family units require treatment for communicable diseases, including respiratory illnesses, tuberculosis, chicken pox, and scabies. DHS employees reported exposure to communicable diseases and becoming sick on duty. … Two CBP Officers reported that their children were diagnosed with chicken pox within days of the CBP Officers’ contact with a UAC who had chicken pox.”

Look, I think we're all simply missing the point here.

The worst thing about these illegals from down South-of-the-Non-Existent-Border is that brown skin they all run around in.  It looks ­­­‪­‪­­­­‪­­­‪­­­‪‪­­­‪­‪­‪­­‪‪­­­­­­‪‪­­‪­­­‪‪­­­­like the color of the re-fried beans at Taco Bell.  If enough of that skin gets up here and rubs up against our skins for long enough -- and I fear that it already has -- you might as well change the name of this country to the Re-fried Bean States of America.

Now, if the majority of these pinto bean-colored illegals were blonde and blue-eyed like the Norwegians, the Swedes or a lot of Germans -- and were just as hard-working -- then I would heartily endorse their wrongful arrival, even if there was a case or two of TB among them.  It would even be good to have their pasty-colored Nordic skins rubbing up against ours for a good long time, instead of that beige color of the bean burrito-filling -- which, I'm sorry to say, just turns my aesthetic sensibilities the hell off.  And that's even when they're out there in the yard like they were today, while I stared out the window and marveled at two of their skinny, nut-brown asses ravenously hard at work, trimming and edging the bushes into adorable artistic shapes.  Then they washed and waxed my Mercedes-Benz.

You see, I want my country to be all gleaming teeth and white meat chicken tenders.  I want it to look like it did back in the mid-to-late 1940's when America ruled the roost, blacks knew their places, everybody was deathly afraid of us, and we were the only ones with nuclear weapons.  I call them "the Golden Years."

Heilsa all.

[cowtown]

Look, I think we're all simply missing the point here.

The worst thing about these illegals from down South-of-the-Non-Existent-Border is that brown skin they all run around in.  It looks ­­­‪­‪­­­­‪­­­‪­­­‪‪­­­‪­‪­‪­­‪‪­­­­­­‪‪­­‪­­­‪‪­­­­like the color of the re-fried beans at Taco Bell.  If enough of that skin gets up here and rubs up against our skins for long enough -- and I fear that it already has -- you might as well change the name of this country to the Re-fried Bean States of America.

Now, if the majority of these pinto bean-colored illegals were blonde and blue-eyed like the Norwegians, the Swedes or a lot of Germans -- and were just as hard-working -- then I would heartily endorse their wrongful arrival, even if there was a case or two of TB among them.  It would even be good to have their pasty-colored Nordic skins rubbing up against ours for a good long time, instead of that beige color of the bean burrito-filling -- which, I'm sorry to say, just turns my aesthetic sensibilities the hell off.  And that's even when they're out there in the yard like they were today, while I stared out the window and marveled at two of their skinny, nut-brown asses ravenously hard at work, trimming and edging the bushes into adorable artistic shapes.  Then they washed and waxed my Mercedes-Benz.

You see, I want my country to be all gleaming teeth and white meat chicken nuggets.  I want it to look like it did back in the mid-to-late 1940's when America ruled the roost, blacks knew their places, everybody was deathly afraid of us, and we were the only ones with nuclear weapons.  I call them "the Golden Years."

Heilsa all.

Poor sad deluded Major Ed: we all know there is no chicken in those nuggets.

[wr250]

Look, I think we're all simply missing the point here.

your damned right. the point is GNS

[Major Ed Damien]

Poor sad deluded Major Ed: we all know there is no chicken in those nuggets.

I'm sorry.

I meant "chicken tenders."

It seems I was slumming without thinking much about the poultry-related significance of my statement.  Thank you for pointing that out to me.

[wr250]

Have you ever had an earworm?  I have a perpetual earworm.  Every time I listen to Coast to Coast, George or one of his stupid guests will say something so asinine, so uninformed, so wrong,  that this song immediately begins playing in my head and won't go away for the rest of the night.  Considering the caliber of the guests, maybe it should be the new theme for C2C?

i will never get a vaccination, instead ill rely on toomeric and carnivala

[cowtown]

Perhaps the increasingly flaky shows draw in an ever more clueless audience, which in turn is part of a broader business strategy.  It's genius in a way.  Idiotic genius.

Wull, "Coast 2 Coast" shore drewed us in, aint it?  'Cuse me I got 2 go watch "Dancin' Wit Da Stars" and "Surviver" (or iz  2-nite da nite 4 "Keepin' Up wit Da Kardasshians" an "Amuricas Bigest Loser"?) onn da flat screen at mah trailer B 4 "Coast" comes on. I sur hope da mail man makes it 2 tha holler soon wit da Georg Norry servival kit me N mah sista, wife orderred. Rememba, dats C-A-R-N-I-V-O-R-R-A.

[cowtown]

I'm sorry.

I meant "chicken tenders."

It seems I was slumming without thinking much about the poultry-related significance of my statement.  Thank you for pointing that out to me.

Sure thing. Say, do you have a good Mexican pool man you can recommend?

[ItsOver]

i will never get a vaccination, instead ill rely on toomeric and carnivala

...heavily slathered on turkey sammiches.  Yum!

[Major Ed Damien]

Sure thing. Say, do you have a good Mexican pool man you can recommend?

All of them.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Have you ever had an earworm?  I have a perpetual earworm.  Every time I listen to Coast to Coast, George or one of his stupid guests will say something so asinine, so uninformed, so wrong,  that this song immediately begins playing in my head and won't go away for the rest of the night.  Considering the caliber of the guests, maybe it should be the new theme for C2C?

THE DICKHEAD SONG (Revenge Song) by Miles Betterman

Great song, Doctor.  Say, I've been meaning to ask. Who's the more persistent and troublesome threat to humankind?  Daleks, Cybermen, or Noorykind?

[cowtown]

Say, I've been meaning to ask. Who's the more persistent and troublesome threat to humankind?  Daleks, Cybermen, or Noorykind?

If you asked George Noory he would tell you it's that kid at 7-11 who didn't restock the turkey sandwiches and sold him the damn pizza rolls (without accompanying 3x5 card instructions like Tommy provides).

[cowtown]

All of them.

[Who]

Great song, Doctor.  Say, I've been meaning to ask. Who's the more persistent and troublesome threat to humankind?  Daleks, Cybermen, or Noorykind?

Definitely Noorykind.  They're shapeshifter/human hybrids.  One minute they look like an Osteopath from Cleveland, the next minute they look like Giorgio A. Tsoukalos or Alex Jones.

 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Definitely Noorykind.  They're shapeshifter/human hybrids.  One minute they look like an Osteopath from Cleveland, the next minute they look like Giorgio A. Tsoukalos or Alex Jones.

I had no idea how you were going to answer that.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Wull, "Coast 2 Coast" shore drewed us in, aint it?  'Cuse me I got 2 go watch "Dancin' Wit Da Stars" and "Surviver" (or iz  2-nite da nite 4 "Keepin' Up wit Da Kardasshians" an "Amuricas Bigest Loser"?) onn da flat screen at mah trailer B 4 "Coast" comes on. I sur hope da mail man makes it 2 tha holler soon wit da Georg Norry servival kit me N mah sista, wife orderred. Rememba, dats C-A-R-N-I-V-O-R-R-A.

Are you speaking 'Calgarian' ..... ?

[ACE of CLUBS]

Definitely Noorykind.  They're shapeshifter/human hybrids.  One minute they look like an Osteopath from Cleveland, the next minute they look like Giorgio A. Tsoukalos or Alex Jones.

George looks like he just bit into a 'bad turd' ....

[ItsOver]

George looks like he just bit into a 'bad turd' ....

He just spotted the pizza roll vendor.

[zeebo]

Wull, "Coast 2 Coast" shore drewed us in, aint it?  'Cuse me I got 2 go watch "Dancin' Wit Da Stars" and "Surviver" (or iz  2-nite da nite 4 "Keepin' Up wit Da Kardasshians" an "Amuricas Bigest Loser"?) ....

Hey if you like tv shows, I think you'd love one called "Beeyon Bleef", it's on the internets.

[albrecht]

Hey if you like tv shows, I think you'd love one called "Beeyon Bleef", it's on the internets.

you can even watch on yer, uh, flatscreen. Lotsa people are having watching parties. It is our tv show that is internet based.
-GNS

[bateman]

I was just watching some of the 1985 cinema masterpiece "A View to a Kill" and wondered whatever happened to Tanya Roberts. I miss her Tahiti Village commercials. Has she retired there?

Btw, the Lazy River is closed for repairs. It's being replastered & re-tiled. Scheduled to reopen February 12th.

https://twitter.com/tahitivillage

[cowtown]

Hey if you like tv shows, I think you'd love one called "Beeyon Bleef", it's on the internets.

Heck yeah! Mah sista wife gone shows me how 2 watch "Beeyon Bleef" on her skype machene she got fer a weddin' presint frum her otha brotha. Lookie here - mah sista wife iz da smertist gurl in da intire holler. She let alla peeple no bout "Coast 2 Coast" an Mista Noory who is got 2 B  sum kinda geenus saint how he talks so inteligent bout angels lik hes met dem in L.A. resterants wit alla dem Holliewood demon starrs.

[zeebo]

I was just watching some of the 1985 cinema masterpiece "A View to a Kill" and wondered whatever happened to Tanya Roberts. I miss her Tahiti Village commercials. Has she retired there? ....

Good question!  I always got the vibe that in George's mind they were swingin' together down in those balmy tropical climes.  Her mind though seemed strictly focused on her timeshare biz or whatever that was. 

In any case her indelible appearance in 1982's The Beastmaster had such a profound impact on my adolescent male brain that she will always be a goddess beyond reproach to me.