George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nextgen.fm]

http://www.carnivora.com/inthenews.html
If you look you don't see any "results" from the claimed medical clinical studies "Although a plethora of Clinical Studies were completed in Europe more than 25 years ago, they are prohibited from exposure in the United States as a result of unprecedented control from the usual suspects" but LOTS of news on the marketing (C2C "voiced by none other than George Noory,") Alex Jones, Savage, Dr.Laura, Jeff Rense, "announcement by famous author and Pastor Lindsey Williams," and pretty much the gamut of talk-radio or conspiracy researchers and podcasters.
-GNS

oh sorry, i meant saying Reagan's name in the commercial

[albrecht]

oh sorry, i meant saying Reagan's name in the commercial

I understood you. Tried to do a quick research on it but couldn't find any article or information on WHY they stopped using the name explicitly in the commercials. Or the new vague way "a President in 1985...) makes me initially think that the estate or someone threaten a legal action, or at least asked, them not to use his name (or complained to iHEARTMEDIA, Inc. about it.) But I can't find any proof of that. And I'm not sure once a person dead if the estate has any legal claim but SINCE they are using his name to sell a product there might be a tort there, at least in some states. The Reagan name being used to sell a product without the estate's permission and possibly impacting sales of Reagan books, etc (associating him with quackery) I don't know and am not a lawyer.
-GNS

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

You could try streaming a Canadian station.  They block out most of those commercials.

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The man who claims he does 8 hours of show preparation is doing half tonight's show on the Jewish Torah, but he doesn't know it's the first five chapters of the Old Testament in the Christian Bible.

Jorch:  "Does the Torah echo Genesis?"

Stunned pause and the guest says, "Well, Genesis is in the Torah."

Jorch:  "Oh."

Just for your information and not to show off or anything, in case you didn't know, the Torah is also known as the Pentateuch.

Well, the Book of Leviticus and Deuteronomy[/size]The law of the jungle and the sea are your only teachersIn the smoke of the twilight on a milk-white steedMichelangelo indeed could’ve carved out your features

[Major Ed Damien]

the only book i am innerested in is the Book of Noory cuz it haves jus pitchers

[albrecht]

Just for your information and not to show off or anything, in case you didn't know, the Torah is also known as the Pentateuch.

Well, the Book of Leviticus and DeuteronomyThe law of the jungle and the sea are your only teachersIn the smoke of the twilight on a milk-white steedMichelangelo indeed could’ve carved out your features

I hope the guest takes Norry up on his request to "plug his name into" the Torah code computer and see what it "says." It might be pretty funny but I doubt, like with most of Norry's promises (remember that charity?) he will follow up on it and announce to the dwindling listenership what his code said (or will lie about what it said.) If I was more clever I might be able to come up with some answers....
-GNS

[136 or 142]

It was a shame that the Bible Code guest never got back to explaining how the '1,000 monkeys'  critic, the guy who found similar 'codes' in every book he looked at, was wrong in regards to the Bible Code somehow being unique.


I was truly curious in hearing his reasoning.

[ItsOver]

the only book i am innerested in is the Book of Noory cuz it haves jus pitchers

And was compiled by somebody other than Jorch.

[NoMoreNoory]

…..and two others. A Holy Trilogy of authors.

[ItsOver]

"Sumptheens Happineen! ... The Book of Jorch" by Dave Noorie and sum other peeple.

[Major Ed Damien]

MEEN BABIES I HAVE KNOW by George Noory with Dan Pornhub

[ItsOver]

"Angels vs Portals, The Final Showdown" by Jorch but really written by somebody else I like to use.

[Major Ed Damien]

HOW TO WIN DIRE-HARD FRIENDS AND INFLUENZA PEOPLE by George Noory with I.M. Ghostwriter

[Major Ed Damien]

NO CLOWNS, NO OUIJA BOARDS AND NO COINCIDENCES:  THE STORY OF MY LIFES by George Noory with Sue Doe Nim

[ItsOver]

LOL!

"Gosh! Geesh! Unbeeleefable! and other Random Exclamations I Like to Use to Kill Time" by Tommy 'cause the other ghost writers quit.

[Major Ed Damien]

ME STORY WITH PICTURES TOO AS WELL by George Noory with A. Shamed

[SnapT]

HOW I BECAME A SHITSTAIN ON THE LIPS OF RADIO by George Noory with Billy Gibbons and Billy Mumy

[Major Ed Damien]

IN THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF THE DOOFUS: OUR SAD LIVES WITH GEORGE NOORY by Tom Danheiser and Lisa Lyons

[zeebo]

"Psychic Vampires Stole My Turkee"  by G. Noory

"Turmeric Hangovers and Mustache Regrets"  by G. Noory (includes free Carnivora sample)

"Will I Ever Understand the Big Bang?"  by G. Noory with special foreword by R.C. Hoagland

[136 or 142]

NO CLOWNS, NO OUIJA BOARDS AND NO COINCIDENCES:  THE STORY OF MY LIFES by George Noory with Sue Doe Nim

I'm very disappointed.  Once again you left out mean babies.

[Major Ed Damien]

I'm very disappointed.  Once again you left out mean babies.

Check out the one before.

They deserved their own volume.

[ItsOver]

You guys are killing me.  I haven't laughed so hard in months.  Thanks.  GNS.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

"Green abiotic oil and tumeric." by George Ralph Noory and physicist Dr. Seuss.

[Major Ed Damien]

BE AFRAID NO MORE OF ANY CLOWN AND LEARN TO LIVE AGAIN by George Noory with Dr. Phil

[Tommy TwoTons]

Seven More Years of Snoorge: I'm sorry I broke that scrying mirror, by Glynnis McCunts

Bi-Curious Jorch's Guide to the Glory Holes of LA



(Yeah, it's been a while... Hi, Zeebo.  Tertiary Imam seems to be gone, but Major Ed Damian makes me giggle.)

[Major Ed Damien]

THE MEAN BABIES' CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL (AND WORKOUT BOOK) by George Noory and Richard Simmons

[zeebo]

...(Yeah, it's been a while... Hi, Zeebo.  Tertiary Imam seems to be gone, but Major Ed Damian makes me giggle.)

Triple T!  Good to see ya back.  Haven't seen T.I. in quite some time.  I miss his posts even though they were often beyond me.  And many would agree on the Major delivering the giggles.

[Tommy TwoTons]

Triple T!  Good to see ya back.  Haven't seen T.I. in quite some time.  I miss his posts even though they were often beyond me.  And many would agree on the Major delivering the giggles.

Well I'm glad you're still here :)  I've been sucked back into Jorch's vortex of crap on some sleepless nights, and I can't deal with that without BG!  So, get ready for that.  No doubt about it!

One more book:

Mean Babies, Crippled Children and Injured Animals: 19.5 of My Favorite Jokes, by Dave Norry and Dick Hoaxland

[ItsOver]

Welcome back, T cubed.
Misery enjoys company.  Post often.

[Dateline]

These three, a real trilogy, are set for pre-order on Amazon for June 4, 2015

Destached,  Memoirs Of a Psychic Vampire

Mean Baby Workbook, For the Idle Mind

The Prepper's Cookbook, How to Live on Turkee Samchees, Dead Turtle Soup, and Stomped Hamsters

All by none other than GN