George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

"What's entirely possible as well, too..."

Noory's goofy syntax is designed to make him sound smarter, but it does the exact opposite -- and then some more into the hole.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Woooah Mean Jean.....this guest says "you know" twice a second...you know what they say about "those" kind of guests right?

Hey, hey buddy.  Don't forget to take your vitamins, say your prayers, and set your accutron watch for the State of the Union during which there will surely be disclosure.

[Hulk Hoagland]

Faces!!!!   Pyramids!!!!!   There's muthafuckin faces and pyramids on the fuckin moon!

[Hulk Hoagland]

Whatcha gonna do when the Hoagland runs wild on you?

[Morgus]

Noory apparently was confusing Valient Thor with Prince Valiant when he asked about a comic book he remembered as a kid in the 50s...

[OdawgHI]

[quote] brother!!! Pyramids were built on the moon and mars by Alex Jones because he's a reptilian, closet homo-sexual, ZZ Top Fan, and American hero!

Whatcha gonna do when the Hoagland runs wild on you?

Hulk Hoagland, I read these in Hulk's voice (in my head) and it cracks me up. When Hoaxland runs wild I change the station.

[Juan Cena]

Snorge didn't know Genesis was part of the Torah? How does an alleged journalist not know that?

[Scully]

The man who claims he does 8 hours of show preparation is doing half tonight's show on the Jewish Torah, but he doesn't know it's the first five chapters of the Old Testament in the Christian Bible.

Jorch:  "Does the Torah echo Genesis?"

Stunned pause and the guest says, "Well, Genesis is in the Torah."

Jorch:  "Oh."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George doesn't seem to get that the words like 'airplane' and 'twin towers' are encoded and not written directly in the text.


I use the word encode loosely because I think they just throw a lot of encoding algorithms at it until they find a few words mixed in with the gibberish.

[Juan Cena]

Every time Snorge mispronunces the name of Quran, I fear he might start another Benghazi incident.

[Major Ed Damien]

George doesn't seem to get that the words like 'airplane' and 'twin towers' are encoded and not written directly in the text.

I know.  It's hilarious.

He's too stupid to get that it needs to be "de-coded."  I use quotes for the bullshit factor.

[Juan Cena]

George doesn't seem to get that the words like 'airplane' and 'twin towers' are encoded and not written directly in the text.

Wanna take bets as to whether this guest lasts past the hour?

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "Will the second coming be Jesus?"

Guest:  "Well, the Jews don't accept Jesus as the messiah."

George:  "Oh . . . that's right."


Later:

"Is 666 in the Torah?"

Guest:  "Well . . . that's another New Testament idea."



What an ignorant goofball.

[Juan Cena]

George:  "Will the second coming be Jesus?"

Guest:  "Well, the Jews don't accept Jesus as the messiah."

George:  "Oh . . . that's right."


What an ignorant goofball.

Snorge is Drew Barymore in "50 First Dates."

[Major Ed Damien]

Snorge is Drew Barymore in "50 First Dates."

You've got to blame Art Bell for this fool getting the gig.

But -- for the unintentional humor value -- thank god.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

This seems to be the time of the night Noory fatigue sets in.

[Major Ed Damien]

George wonders if he is in the Torah's "code."

Visions of grandeur manure.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George's one request to the bible code guy was to look up 'George Noory.'  It took a caller to ask about George's pet project of an EMP affecting the grid.


(Corrected if anyone read all my mistakes  )

[PB the Deplorable]

A small selection of hilarious quotes from Jorch...

Aug. 13, 2013...  those who have posted extremely mean spirited things... those who have emailed
rude and insincere remarks...

I resent that. 

My mean spirited posts and rude emails to George were sincere

[Major Ed Damien]

George's one request to the bible code guy was to look up 'George Noory.'  It took a caller to ask about George's pet project of an EMP affecting the grid.

Well, do the cost benefit analysis.

On one hand, you've got saving the nation's power grid.

On the hand, you've got the nation's clown grid.

Which is more important?

[Major Ed Damien]

I resent that. 

My mean spirited posts and rude emails to George were sincere

I wasn't mean "spirited" -- I was religiously mean.  I was solid gold mean and wished I could have had packed more mean in there until it burst and drowned his chronically irresponsible and fucked-up ass in my golden bile.

[nooryisawesome]

You've got to blame Art Bell for this fool getting the gig.

But -- for the unintentional humor value -- thank god.

For him quitting?

To be fair Art has said he had no say in hiring George Noory, premier picked him. For awhile when George was first hired, he wasn't awful, I'd say mediocre. Once he started getting too comfortable, he checked out and doesn't even try to pay attention any more. George has even admitted to surfing the internet during interviews.

[ItsOver]

...Where he likes to hang-out at his favorite "fan" site, read his reviews and bask "in the glory."

[albrecht]

What is so amazingly bad is that Norry cannot even pronounce the word "powerful" on those awful, pre-recorded commercials for C-A-R-N-I-V-O-R-A where he pretends he is doing an interview with Ty Bollinger. (Which, by the way, a "US President successfully used it in 1985" but we cannot mention his name anymore directly and, somehow, that is legal because the vast number of US citizens probably couldn't name who was President back. (Or maybe it hinges or the clever lawyer-like use of the word "a" so they can claim that "a" US President did use it in 1985, just not "THE" US President. Some president of a homoepathic diploma papermill, for example.) Sorry for over-analyzing but I've heard that commercial so FRIGGIN much!
POWERFUL, George. Not that hard a word, especially when you can do another take when recording an awful commercial.
-GNS

[ItsOver]

What is so amazingly bad is that Norry cannot even pronounce the word "powerful" on those awful, pre-recorded commercials for C-A-R-N-I-V-O-R-A where he pretends he is doing an interview with Ty Bollinger. (Which, by the way, a "US President successfully used it in 1985" but we cannot mention his name anymore directly and, somehow, that is legal because the vast number of US citizens probably couldn't name who was President back. (Or maybe it hinges or the clever lawyer-like use of the word "a" so they can claim that "a" US President did use it in 1985, just not "THE" US President. Some president of a homoepathic diploma papermill, for example.) Sorry for over-analyzing but I've heard that commercial so FRIGGIN much!
POWERFUL, George. Not that hard a word, especially when you can do another take when recording an awful commercial.
-GNS

I laugh everytime I hear that commercial.  Jorch sounds like somebody who's just learning how to read, as he stumbles through his script.  Almost as funny as the stuff that's "blue and white, and comes in a box."

I'm just glad Jorch was buried in some closet when he was in the Navy.  The Earth would be smoking ruins if he'd been assigned to a nuke sub.

[wr250]

I laugh everytime I hear that commercial.  Jorch sounds like somebody who's just learning how to read, as he stumbles through his script.  Almost as funny as the stuff that's "blue and white, and comes in a box."

I'm just glad Jorch was buried in some closet when he was in the Navy.  The Earth would be smoking ruins if he'd been assigned to a nuke sub.

the military isnt as stupid as we think. they realized jorch's potential to start wwIII if he were anywhere else but recruiting.

[ItsOver]

the military isnt as stupid as we think. they realized jorch's potential to start wwIII if he were anywhere else but recruiting.

Jorch makes McHale's Navy look like an elite strike force.

[nextgen.fm]

What is so amazingly bad is that Norry cannot even pronounce the word "powerful" on those awful, pre-recorded commercials for C-A-R-N-I-V-O-R-A where he pretends he is doing an interview with Ty Bollinger. (Which, by the way, a "US President successfully used it in 1985" but we cannot mention his name anymore directly and, somehow, that is legal because the vast number of US citizens probably couldn't name who was President back. (Or maybe it hinges or the clever lawyer-like use of the word "a" so they can claim that "a" US President did use it in 1985, just not "THE" US President. Some president of a homoepathic diploma papermill, for example.) Sorry for over-analyzing but I've heard that commercial so FRIGGIN much!
POWERFUL, George. Not that hard a word, especially when you can do another take when recording an awful commercial.
-GNS

i too noticed that they aren't saying his name in the commercials anymore, wonder what happened

[albrecht]

i too noticed that they aren't saying his name in the commercials anymore, wonder what happened

http://www.carnivora.com/inthenews.html
If you look you don't see any "results" from the claimed medical clinical studies "Although a plethora of Clinical Studies were completed in Europe more than 25 years ago, they are prohibited from exposure in the United States as a result of unprecedented control from the usual suspects" but LOTS of news on the marketing (C2C "voiced by none other than George Noory,") Alex Jones, Savage, Dr.Laura, Jeff Rense, "announcement by famous author and Pastor Lindsey Williams," and pretty much the gamut of talk-radio or conspiracy researchers and podcasters.
-GNS

[SnapT]

Noory apparently was confusing Valient Thor with Prince Valiant when he asked about a comic book he remembered as a kid in the 50s...

Noory could've been doubly confused...