George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Jorj is reely dum tonite.

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "When we come back we'll be talk-een about Arnold Rothstein.  Now, I don't mean the movie 'Casino' or whatever his name was."

Were some words left out of this shit?

Imagine, a show about dope with a host who is a dope and who sounds like he's on dope.

It's a dope trifecta.

[zeebo]

Glad I stuck around and gave the second guest a chance.  Pretty interesting actually.

[Major Ed Damien]

Glad I stuck around and gave the second guest a chance.  Pretty interesting actually.

Somehow this British guest is able to cook along without George crapping too much into his pudding.

It helps to speak fast, it seems.

[zeebo]

Somehow this British guest is able to cook along without George crapping to much into his pudding.

It helps to speak fast, it seems.

Correct, he's a good speaker and is well-informed so he can dodge those goofy Noory questions like he's Neo in the Matrix.

[Major Ed Damien]

George just exhorted his callers: "If you've tried drugs big time, check in too."


I guess that's George's dope-dealer vernacular.

It's like his Elvis impersonation -- only dopier sounding.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Just heard the guest calling Annie from Alabama "smart".

[Disheartened]

What the hell is Coast doing using Midnight In The Desert by Crystal Gayle as bumper music? Do they even have the right?

[nooryisawesome]

What the hell is Coast doing using Midnight In The Desert by Crystal Gayle as bumper music? Do they even have the right?

Noory said in the past he wouldn't use Crystal Gale. Turns out he once again is a liar.

[NoMoreNoory]

'So I guess you were talking about the Chinese gangs in San Francisco, and how they bought off law enforcement so they would turn the cheek.'

Does he mean the cops were paid to go into the Chinese restaurants to turn the meat on the grill?

[ItsOver]

Correct, he's a good speaker and is well-informed so he can dodge those goofy Noory questions like he's Neo in the Matrix.

C2C could be pretty good if PremRat would just ditch the lame broken bot who keeps interrupting the guest with it's preprogrammed idiocy.

[136 or 142]

George doesn't "hear much about Japan any more," because he lives in a tiny cabin up Big Foot's ass.

Other than Abe's early election call, I don't hear much about Japan either.  And I live on the West Coast.  It's pretty much all China these days.

[136 or 142]

George would like this.  A Twilight Zone comic book story that might be about a mean boy.

[AstroBuzz]

George is on Alex Jones' show right now for the final hour.... hilarity ensues.

[HorrorReporter]

George is on Alex Jones' show right now for the final hour.... hilarity ensues.

Just tuned in to hear George say that CHARLIE HEBDO was bad for attacking Catholics and Muslims and the Jews.

[HorrorReporter]

Just tuned in to hear George say that CHARLIE HEBDO was bad for attacking Catholics and Muslims and the Jews.

George is "CUNNNvinced" that the elitists want to keep the apple cart upended.

[HorrorReporter]

George admitted he 'tweaked' the show and he still does the 'fun stuff' ..


But 'we are now doing Alex Jones investigation type radio because these events affect all of us'


'The program's too big not to look at that'

[NoMoreNoory]

Somehow this British guest is able to cook along without George crapping too much into his pudding.

It helps to speak fast, it seems.

Full agreement. I really enjoyed it: just wish he had been on with Knapp, but not even Noory's inanities and stupidity ruined a riveting narrative. I might be shelling out for his book, and that might just be a first for one of Noory's guests. I've bought a lot on the back of Knapp's shows, almost never through Noory.

[ItsOver]

Just tuned in to hear George say that CHARLIE HEBDO was bad for attacking Catholics and Muslims and the Jews.

Has Jorch asked his mother to cut-off the milk and cookies to CH yet?   :

[Heather Wade]

George admitted he 'tweaked' the show and he still does the 'fun stuff' ..


But 'we are now doing Alex Jones investigation type radio because these events affect all of us'


'The program's too big not to look at that'

And I thought C2C was already at the bottom of the hill, now they're going below sea-level.  Enter Jack from Titanic:  "This is bad."

[Major Ed Damien]

Other than Abe's early election call, I don't hear much about Japan either.  And I live on the West Coast.  It's pretty much all China these days.

Well, they can't fucking bomb Pearl Harbor every day -- nor get hit by a tsunami and melt down a nuclear reactor.

I dunno what to tell you . . . maybe read the Asian Times or some other Asian journal written in English . . . read some translated Japanese media . . . maybe something happened in Japan in one of those . . . there might be a blog on Japan somewhere . . .  maybe try and look through the skinny end of the telescope instead of the fat end.  I guess we can hear as much about other places as we want without it being spoon-fed to us by our own presses.   

I imagine the dispute over the Senkaku Islands continues to brew.  Sony's a Japanese company, and George has been doing a lot of yapping about the hacking that happened to them.   So I doubt Japan dropped off the face of the earth recently. 

But maybe it did and Noory is accidentally on to something.  The New York Times may have even leaked a story about the permanent closing of their Tokyo bureau to George Noory at Coast-to-Coast AM.

[136 or 142]

Economically things haven't changed much in Japan in the last 20 years.  There certainly are interesting things going on there, especially with robots.
Did you read the comic strip I posted?  Mean babies!

[Major Ed Damien]

Economically things haven't changed much in Japan in the last 20 years.  There certainly are interesting things going on there, especially with robots.
Did you read the comic strip I posted?  Mean babies!

It scared the absolute hell out of me.  I'll never look at a baby the same way again.  You know, they really are demonic -- like Ouija boards but three-dimensional.

I'll bet George got pretty freaked out by the comic too, after he had somebody read it to him.  Let's see, he would have been about 27 when it came out.

[136 or 142]

I scanned that comic because the Twilight Zone comics used to publish articles on paranormal things.  I've scanned 51 pages covering 36 articles (most are one page text articles, but there are several 4 page strips as well). Does anyone want me to post them here or, if anybody suggests, in some other forum here.

[ItsOver]

You could try the Falkie thread since we're just dieing to see it come back to life.   It would certainly class things up.  Like posting Shakespeare on a bass fishing forum.

[WhiteCrow]

I scanned that comic because the Twilight Zone comics used to publish articles on paranormal things.  I've scanned 51 pages covering 36 articles (most are one page text articles, but there are several 4 page strips as well). Does anyone want me to post them here or, if anybody suggests, in some other forum here.

I'd like to see them. Start a new thread???

[Major Ed Damien]

Oh, hell.

A demon -- masquerading as a cat -- saved a mean baby's life in Russia.


http://nypost.com/2015/01/15/hero-cat-saves-baby-from-freezing-to-death/


What is happa-neen in our world today?

When mean babies are saved, evilness opens a new portal in an insane world without coincidences.

[136 or 142]

Ok, posted in the Art Bell Fan Forum General Discussion under the new thread "Paranormal activity"

[At the stroke of midnight]

I'm looking forward to tonight's guest because he may trash the self-help movement. If he does, it will be interesting to see if Snoorge makes a weak defense of his hucksters, or if he agrees with the guest as he does with just about every guest. Since the 1950's there has come forward a list of pied pipers trying to lead people away from the truth with the "create your own reality" BS:

1950's: Norman Vincent Peal
1960's: The Rev. Robert Schuller (who became pretty much a non-entity after he lost his Crystal Cathedral)
1970's: EST (John Denver was a real booster of this - (remember his saccharine, glassy-eyed, somewhat robotic persona?)
1980's: Wayne Dyer (never-say-die Dyer - why is he still around?)
1990's: Marianne Williamson
2000's: The Secret

And a special mention goes to Orah Winfrey who pushes this new religion ad-nauseam

I don't know who it is for the 'teens because I quit paying attention to that crap years ago. The truth doesn't have to come sneaking back in a new disguise every decade. If one wishes to learn the truth, turn off the media and observe how things work in the real world. Getting scammed by some slimy money-grubbing guru, will leave one truth-less and penniless.

[Major Ed Damien]

I think George Noory would make a great "motivation-een speaker."

He could inspire other brain-cell challenged Americans to learn to speak English as a third language behind "grunt-een" and "gesture-een."

He could inspire others to fear mean babies, Ouija boards and birthday party clowns.

He could demonstrate to others how -- even though he never conquered DDADD (Disastrously Debilitating Attention Deficit Disorder) -- he was still able to make valuable contributions to society, like trying to make it more closely resemble the Dark Ages by promoting the abolition of vaccinations and the recognition of demons in every facet of life.   For these talks, I think he should dress up in a jester's outfit.

Yes, there's a lot of personal improvement George could inspire in others who desperately need it.  If by "personal improvement," you mean "help visit catastrophes down upon their poor heads."