George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

Last night seems to have been a particularly rich vein. I offer one more moment of High Creepiness. Ms Lovetide was talking about the moment when you stop at a stop light and look across at the driver next to you, who turns and looks at you. She was claiming all sorts of psychic crap about it. It's nothing of the sort, of course, it's just what drivers do at red lights.
Cue Joorch....

"I used to experiment, Jamie, when I was at school, grade school and high school, I would concentrate at[sic] somebody and try to make them turn around, to see if they could feel from the back of their head[sic], for example, and you know what, eight out of ten times they did turn around"

Can you imagine being at school with Creepy Noory who stands around staring at the other kids all day and then goes home to torture hamsters and read the health-related articles his mother has clipped out of the newspaper for him? Throw in the obsession with dead and injured children and we're only a step away from the Bates Motel, aren't we?

[21st Century Man]

George's sideline profession.

[21st Century Man]

[21st Century Man]

This one says it all.  Right out of the mouth of  George.

[wr250]

maybe jorch should interview this person:

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

After 1876 pages of suck this has gone beyond funny or entertaining.  George and his retinue need to be locked up and removed from society for perpetuating fraud, whether through intent, negligence, or stupidity.  Is it possible to launch a class action lawsuit for such a thing?

[PB the Deplorable]

Tommy just checked in to say a few words. 

He also read a text from a listener.

Tommy sounds as if he has the thought processes of an elementary school student -- and a failing one, at that.

Tommy sold out years ago. 

Imagine making a career out of being George Noory's gofer. 

[Major Ed Damien]

This one says it all.  Right out of the mouth of  George.

Really nice . . . superb examples of George ink.

[PB the Deplorable]

... 'The killings in Paris were unbelievable. All this killing has got to stop. Why are people behaving like this?'...

Hasn't George been telling us sumpthin's gunnuh happen? 

Sumpthin's goin' on owt-dere?

[ItsOver]

"I luv turkee sammiches."

[At the stroke of midnight]

The second guest last night was a disappointment. Despite what was on the website, he did not mention self-help gurus. Snoorge must have been bored with him as well, because he dumped the guest after one hour. Was Tommy in a glycemic coma last night? The last caller before the guest got gonged, wanted to talk about her daughter's birthdates, which had nothing to do with the show. Not doing his job as a call screener.

Turndorf looked like fool when she spoke with the caller who 's wife had died.

T: "She fell down"
Caller: "No, it was a drug overdose"
T: "She was small"
Caller: "She was 5.9 and 150 pounds"
T: "You didn't have an autopsy" (this question was to cover her butt - she knew she could not make any more wild guesses if an actual autopsy had been performed)
Caller: "Yes we did"
Each time Turndorf struck out she tried to spin it as a hit - wife fell after taking the drugs - 150 pounds is small for 5.9 - and last of all - "Well I did say at first that it was not a suicide" What radio "psychic is going to tell a caller that their loved one took their own life? Of all the things I hate about New Agers, the top of my list is their never admitting to being wrong. She did it again with the caller who's grandmother had died. Then Snoorge cut the guy off when he got irritated and tried to tell Turndorf she was off-base

[At the stroke of midnight]

That is sad.  I read the book but was skeptical of the NDE.  I've read a lot on the subject and that story just didn't jive with what I've read elsewhere.  The most convincing book I've read on the subject was former atheist, Howard Storm's book, My Descent Into Death.  Art interviewed him on Coast shortly after the book came out in the early aughts.  Riveting interview and book.

That was the best interview I ever heard on C2C. At times Storm was almost in tears. I taped it and have since loaned that tape out to many people, who all were very impressed by it. It was Art at his very best. Thank God Snoorge was not around to piss all over a great story. It was shortly before George took over.

[At the stroke of midnight]

George wanted to know what pills the caller's wife overdosed on, as if it fucking mattered what type or brand.

And what would that detail add to the poor man's comment?

Answer:  "Nuttin.'"

It only proved George is a ghoul, a sicko and a Lookie Lou.


LOL



George just blamed a 38-year-old attorney's recent suicide back in St. Louie on "demons."

Ghoulish George only asks for details if it's something morbid.

[Major Ed Damien]

George's Doctor:  "I see somebody got a new tattoo on their posterior region."

George:  "Yah . . . Chinese characters.  But like a dummy I should have had somebody translate the characters first.  Unbelievable.  It was supposed to have said: "There are no coincidences."

George's Doctor:  "Well, what do these characters mean?"

George:  "It says: 'Special Egg Drop Today.'"

[ItsOver]

Ghoulish George only asks for details if it's something morbid.

And/or irrelevant. If a guest is actually interesting, Jorch'll derail it with some oddball, off-topic comment.  A degree in Communications?  Ha,ha,ha, right.

[BattyBrooke]

OH GOD! Now her friend is possessed by her dead husband.

"She wouldn't cry if her beloved child was ran over by a bus. She started to cry..."

It was at that precise moment I turned my radio off.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Was Tommy in a glycemic coma last night? The last caller before the guest got gonged, wanted to talk about her daughter's birthdates, which had nothing to do with the show. Not doing his job as a call screener...

Au contraire.  George is very happy with the job he is doing

[b_dubb]

Au contraire.  George is very happy with the job he is doing

He's happy with the check he's cashing.

[popple]

I can't wait for tonight's show. I'm sure we'll see some amazing tattoos through the radio and find out why people get them. It has been such a mystery until now.

[Major Ed Damien]

I can't wait for tonight's show. I'm sure we'll see some amazing tattoos through the radio and find out why people get them. It has been such a mystery until now.

It's always been such a fascinating subject -- tattoos.

Imagine:

You have somebody's skin, and then somebody with a needle and some ink make something with it on that very same skin.  It's just incredible.

Amazing.

Jesus jumped off the cross, I cannot wait for tonight's show.

Thundering asshole fucking Jesus, just amazing.

Did I mention that it was amazing?

Well, it is.

Amazing as hell.

[aldousburbank]

Last night seems to have been a particularly rich vein. I offer one more moment of High Creepiness. Ms Lovetide was talking about the moment when you stop at a stop light and look across at the driver next to you, who turns and looks at you. She was claiming all sorts of psychic crap about it. It's nothing of the sort, of course, it's just what drivers do at red lights.
Cue Joorch....

"I used to experiment, Jamie, when I was at school, grade school and high school, I would concentrate at[sic] somebody and try to make them turn around, to see if they could feel from the back of their head[sic], for example, and you know what, eight out of ten times they did turn around"

Can you imagine being at school with Creepy Noory who stands around staring at the other kids all day and then goes home to torture hamsters and read the health-related articles his mother has clipped out of the newspaper for him? Throw in the obsession with dead and injured children and we're only a step away from the Bates Motel, aren't we?

Thanks dude, for creeping the crap out me with this post. The thought of ever listening to shittyhamster breath fucklegums makes my flesh crawl.

[ItsOver]

I can't wait for tonight's show. I'm sure we'll see some amazing tattoos through the radio and find out why people get them. It has been such a mystery until now.

I'll have to admit I might listen a bit just to see how Jorch screws this up.  "Up next!  Jorch's latest trainwreck!"

[popple]

Wow, Jorch actually talked about the fake angels book. Didn't say the dad was on coast though.

[Major Ed Damien]

Wow, Jorch actually talked about the fake angels book. Didn't say the dad was on coast though.

Hell, no!

That would hurt business.

It would be like somebody getting sick and dying after eating Carnivora.

[Juan Cena]

I can't wait for tonight's show. I'm sure we'll see some amazing tattoos through the radio and find out why people get them. It has been such a mystery until now.

Snorge thinks he's going to be talking about Herve Villechaize tonight.

[Major Ed Damien]

What is the National UFO Reporteen Center?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'm starting to think George gets some of his news stories from this forum.

[Major Ed Damien]

Shit!

Here come tattoos!

Yeah!

That's whuttum talkeen about'!

[popple]

I think I might cave in and get a guy yum subscription. Does Jorch talk about his botched work?

[popple]

Memrubbbpbpbpbbililya. That was beautiful.