George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

See, you were going to bail on tonight's show, but I knew it had greatness.

[goldendeal]

I wonder how the squirrels under Jorch's bed acted out their death scenes.

And I wonder how many squirrels under Jorch's wig acted out their death scenes

[Major Ed Damien]

This sure is great radio.

"Insanity Programming" -- the future of broadcasting.

[21st Century Man]

See, you were going to bail on tonight's show, but I knew it had greatness.

I was hoping I'd hear a dirty story about the dead wife coming back and having a threesome with the hubby and the new girlfriend.  I forgot this was a "family-friendly" show.  I guess I should just turn on Skinemax.

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "Where can we find your books?  Are they on Amazon?"

Love-Woman:  "Uh . . . no . . .  they're in the institution's gift shop downstairs."

[Major Ed Damien]

Love-Woman keeps using the expression "dialoguing."

She needs to act out the chipmunk's gag -- pretending to die with a Lincoln Log jammed in her throat.

There's your "dialoguing."

[21st Century Man]

Frankly I can't wait until tomorrow's show about tattoos.  With George at the helm, that should be comedy gold.  I bet Tommy has a tramp stamp saying For George Only.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Any craziness to make a buck," is Love-Woman's motto.

"There's lotsa dough in that dialoguing.  Plenty of grieving assholes."

[popple]

wtf is dialoguing with the dead? she should be inboxing

[UFQuack]

Is Jorch sad over this?

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2015/01/15/377589757/boy-says-he-didn-t-go-to-heaven-publisher-says-it-will-pull-book

Or...

..was Jorch accessory to fraud?

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2011/03/14

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "Isn't it remarkable how all this works?"


She never explained how it all worked, you dumbass.

And she doesn't have to explain it to the rubes.

[21st Century Man]

Is Jorch sad over this?

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2015/01/15/377589757/boy-says-he-didn-t-go-to-heaven-publisher-says-it-will-pull-book

Or...

..was Jorch accessory to fraud?

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2011/03/14

That is sad.  I read the book but was skeptical of the NDE.  I've read a lot on the subject and that story just didn't jive with what I've read elsewhere.  The most convincing book I've read on the subject was former atheist, Howard Storm's book, My Descent Into Death.  Art interviewed him on Coast shortly after the book came out in the early aughts.  Riveting interview and book.

[Major Ed Damien]

Is Jorch sad over this?

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2015/01/15/377589757/boy-says-he-didn-t-go-to-heaven-publisher-says-it-will-pull-book

Or...

..was Jorch accessory to fraud?

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2011/03/14

Gee, funny how George never reported that in his "news."

[Major Ed Damien]

George Noory:  "What is (sic) some of the things . . . ?"


Noory has the most syntax problems of anybody in radio.

Or, I should say:

"Noory haves the most syntax problems of anybody in radio."

[Major Ed Damien]

My Descent Into Death.  Art interviewed him on Coast shortly after the book came out in the early aughts.  Riveting interview and book.

That's a wonderful title.

It sounds like he went into a sewer like Ralph Kramden's buddy on "The Honeymooners."

I can hear Ed Norton calling it that.

[Major Ed Damien]

Can you imagine taking advantage of mourning, grieving people the way this fraudulent bitch does?

Dante had creatures like her eating shit with pigs in one of the circles of Hell.

[21st Century Man]

That's a wonderful title.

It sounds like he went into a sewer like Ralph Cramden's buddy on "The Honeymooners."

It was a frightening yet uplifting book. I'm not sure I buy into all of it especially the prophetic stuff but I think Storm believes it.  If the prophetic stuff is true, the world is going to rapidly change in the next 100 years from an industrial society to an agrarian culture.  Another NDE that's interesting is from the great international actor, Curd Jurgens.  He also had a glimpse of hell and he was not religious either.

[Major Ed Damien]

George wanted to know what pills the caller's wife overdosed on, as if it fucking mattered what type or brand.

And what would that detail add to the poor man's comment?

Answer:  "Nuttin.'"

It only proved George is a ghoul, a sicko and a Lookie Lou.


LOL


George just blamed a 38-year-old attorney's recent suicide back in St. Louie on "demons."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

...If the prophetic stuff is true, the world is going to rapidly change in the next 100 years from an industrial society to an agrarian culture...

Very possible should there be a mass die-off of the population for any number of reasons.  If that happens we will no longer have the economy to support a 21st or even 20th century lifestyle

[Major Ed Damien]

It was a frightening yet uplifting book. I'm not sure I buy into all of it especially the prophetic stuff but I think Storm believes it.  If the prophetic stuff is true, the world is going to rapidly change in the next 100 years from an industrial society to an agrarian culture.  Another NDE that's interesting is from the great international actor, Curd Jurgens.  He also had a glimpse of hell and he was not religious either.

Here's a news flash:

Most of the world is already an agrarian society.  The world is not an industrial society.

That's what was so funny about the American generals who wanted to bomb Vietnam "back into the Stone Age."

They were already living in the Stone Age.  The Viet Cong hurled bamboo poles into the rotors of Army helicopters.

[21st Century Man]

Here's a news flash:

Most of the world is already an agrarian society.  The world is not an industrial society.

That's what was so funny about the American generals who wanted to bomb Vietnam "back into the Stone Age."

They were already living in the Stone Age.  The Viet Cong hurled bamboo poles into the rotors of Army helicopters.

Well, he was specifically talking about this part of the world. People here would be living in the country and mostly providing for themselves. The world would be spiritualistic rather than materialistic yet no one would be poor. I believe there were allusions to some sort of high technology. The year was 2150 AD or thereabouts and to top it off, this vision takes place after the Second Coming.  Poverty is a thing of the past.  Like I said, I took this part of the book with some degree of skepticism.  Anne Rice wrote the foreword to the book.

[Major Ed Damien]

George just expressed astonishment that anyone would commit suicide.

What a dope he proves himself to be every night!

George is such a narcissistic personality -- and so wrapped up in himself --that he could never imagine nor conceive killing his stupid beloved self.

[Major Ed Damien]

Well, he was specifically talking about this part of the world. People here would be living in the country and mostly providing for themselves. The world would be spiritualistic rather than materialistic yet no one would be poor. I believe there were allusions to some sort of high technology. The year was 2150 AD or therebouts and to top it off, this vision takes place after the Second Coming.  Poverty is a thing of the past.  Like I said, I took this part of the book with some degree of skepticism.  Anne Rice wrote the foreword to the book.

Yeah, "this part of the world" and "the world" are certainly very different.



I guess Anne Rice wasn't too busy writing her acceptance speech for the Nobel Prize in literature.

The most astonishing thing about her career is that she never came out with a novel called MORE VAMPIRE CRAP.

[Gassy Man]

If Jack the actor performs like he tells his story, he'll turn a one act play into a 40-hour marathon.

[Major Ed Damien]

George Noory just revealed that his dad wanted him to be a dentist -- and so George studied toward the profession for a couple of years.

Can you imagine all the fucked-up teeth trying to gum rice pudding right now if this incompetent screwball was busy trying to fix teeth?

Oh, god, that's funny. 

"Why do my teeth feel like they're in there backwards, Dr. Noory?"

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "Interesting take on that too, as well."

Does George not know that "too" and "as well" mean the same thing?

[21st Century Man]

Yeah, "this part of the world" and "the world" are certainly very different.



I guess Anne Rice wasn't too busy writing her acceptance speech for the Nobel Prize in literature.

The most astonishing thing about her career is that she never came out with a novel called MORE VAMPIRE CRAP.

I read a few of her first books on vampires and I really don't get her either. I guess its the undercurrent of forbidden sexuality but she never exploited that angle very much.  Not that I don't like vampires.  Dracula is one of my favorite novels.  I just like vampires to be scary like in that book or Salem's Lot not this Twilight shit that's pumped out.

[Morgus]

Noory is dumping the guest  an hour early.
Seems like he wasn't like he expected?
Noory goes to current events open lines, avoiding paranormal again...

[Major Ed Damien]

I read a few of her first books on vampires and I really don't get her either. I guess its the undercurrent of forbidden sexuality but she never exploited that angle very much.  Not that I don't like vampires.  Dracula is one of my favorite novels.  I just like vampires to be scary like in that book or Salem's Lot not this Twilight shit that's pumped out.

Your comment just caused it to occur to me that Anne Rice may be the most bloodless person ever to write about vampires.

[UFQuack]

George Noory just revealed that his dad wanted him to be a dentist -- and so George studied toward the profession for a couple of years.

Can you imagine all the fucked-up teeth trying to gum rice pudding right now if this incompetent screwball was busy trying to fix teeth?

Oh, god, that's funny. 

"Why do my teeth feel like they're in there backwards, Dr. Noory?"

Yes, part of the dangers of elders who push a "hard work" work ethic.

Now I wonder who was to blame for pushing him into radio?

Jorch should've been a mattress salesman. He could demonstrate by sleeping on a bed. You know it's never too late to switch occupations.