George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

Sorry to post a brief political post, but I have to correct an error I made.

I wrote:
"So clear that, for instance, both the Congress, under the power of the purse, and the presidency under the commander in chief, claim the power to declare and wage war.  More like clear as mud."

I just saw a clip with Mario Cuomo on Crossfire, and apparently the decision to wage war is specifically given to Congress in one part of the constitution.  Shame they confused that by also declaring the president as the "Commander in Chief."

To further mudify an already vague Constitution:

Daniel Webster complained that while Congress alone held the power to declare war, the president had immense powers to use the military in devious ways that could conceivably lead the nation into needing to declare a war.

[21st Century Man]

I like the woman caller who described the awful state of the nation back when the late religious nut/doomsdayer Harold Camping predicted a date for the end of the world.  Everybody was so upset, according to her.

She said you could have cut the tension around her with a knife.  (George didn't give voice to having suffered a similar fright attack.)

It's hard to imagine the terror a crack-pot like Harold Camping caused among guileless people who already had enough to worry about in their day-to-day lives.

Then, of course, the world didn't end, and she said she breathed a sigh of relief.  His next end times date didn't bother her nearly enough, thank God.

She seemed like a nice enough person and was living on a fixed income.  It had been a year of heavy expenses, her basement flooded and her furnace required a major repair.  The woman kept hinting around at George for one of those Christmas CD's.  She didn't have a computer to order one.  George said to talk to a friend with a computer.  None of her friends owns a computer.

George was aghast.  He derided her: "Nobody you know owns a computer?

Of course, Tommy wasn't instructed to get her address so that a Christmas CD could be sent to her because George is an asshole.

That call really bothered me too.  Since Tommy produced that Christmas cd, he could have, at the very least, offered to send one to her.  I'm sure he has a cache of those cds.  George is such a prick.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

UFO Phil again.  When the calendar changes... When your life is falling apart... George will always be the same.  I guess that's something.  Maybe it's why I'm still here.

[136 or 142]

Btw when's the next Doomsday Date?  This time I'm definitely putting it on my calendar in pencil.

The world may have escaped Armageddon yesterday but the actual Apocalypse is nigh on four years away, Doomsdayers have claimed.
The new date for annihilation is January 1, 2017, according to followers of The Sword of God Brotherhood.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2252051/Forget-Mayan-Apocalypse-new-date-doomsday-January-1-2017-claim-Sword-God-cult.html

[Major Ed Damien]

Btw when's the next Doomsday Date?  This time I'm definitely putting it on my calendar in pencil.

"What?  You don't have any friends who own white-out?  What's the matter with you?"   

[wr250]

Damn, how could I forget the cribs full of evil babies? 

Now I'm gonna need a night light.

are they evil clown babies ?

[pyewacket]

She seemed like a nice enough person and was living on a fixed income.  It had been a year of heavy expenses, her basement flooded and her furnace required a major repair.  The woman kept hinting around at George for one of those Christmas CD's.  She didn't have a computer to order one.  George said to talk to a friend with a computer.  None of her friends owns a computer.

George was aghast.  He derided her: "Nobody you know owns a computer?"

Of course, Tommy wasn't instructed to get her address so that a Christmas CD could be sent to her because George is an asshole.

This goes to show George's real nature. He tells us often enough how important it is for him to have live shows on the holidays for those lonely souls who depend on C2C being there for them. Yet, when an opportunity arises for him to be compassionate and charitable to one of those lonely souls, he does the opposite. How much would it cost him to send her a CD? No kind person would then go on and embarrass her on air about not having access to what he takes for granted.

Rush, love him or hate him, is always giving out free books, CDs, and audio books to callers all the time. Never makes them feel small about it either.

Yep now that Noory removed the old only one call per month rule, Bill the AAA will be calling in any time there is open lines or calls for a guest.
Bill called in just two nights ago on New Year's Eve and said he tried to call in last night too, but Noory only had time for one caller for John Hogue that night.
Bill will effectively become Noory's co-host at this rate... 

Wouldn't it be fun if Bill the AAA became George's very own Falkie? 

[qaddisin]

How much would it cost him to send her a CD?

But that would be that much less money they would be giving to whatever charity, as well as putting in their own pocket.


I guess George was giving away books to people that sang "Auld Lang Syne", though, so the only way he's giving you anything is if you make an absolute fool of yourself on his show. Maybe if the old lady had started acting zany, George would have thought she earned the CD.


I am curious to know if the people that have 'won' something on C2C ever actually received anything. Seems more likely that George and Tommy would take all those guests books that clutter up his office and sell them at the used book store for turkey sandwich and MD20/20 money.

[ItsOver]

...In contrast, Noory however doesn't mind the "lowest common denominator" at all apparently. 

That's one of the reasons PremRat keeps Noory.  Noory attracts them like an overflowing dumpster attracts vermin.  In C2C's case, it's all the fools dumb enough to keep buying Carnivora and all the other crap hawked by the PremRat radio carnival.  They think Noory is just swell.  Noory's just a very well paid imbecilic carny. 

[aldousburbank]

I predict that George will re-marry and divorce this year.  George's new ex-wife will reveal to TMZ that he is a rubber-suit fetishist who enjoys being urinated and defecated on while Neil Sedaka sings "Breakin' Up is Hard to Do" in the background.

That is just downright mean Major Ed, the Neil Sedaka thing.

[Zetaspeak]

I like the woman caller who described the awful state of the nation back when the late religious nut/doomsdayer Harold Camping predicted a date for the end of the world.  Everybody was so upset, according to her.

She said you could have cut the tension around her with a knife.  (George didn't give voice to having suffered a similar fright attack.)

It's hard to imagine the terror a crack-pot like Harold Camping caused among guileless people who already had enough to worry about in their day-to-day lives.

Then, of course, the world didn't end, and she said she breathed a sigh of relief.  Camping's next end times date didn't bother her nearly enough, thank God.

She seemed like a nice enough person and was living on a fixed income.  It had been a year of heavy expenses, her basement flooded and her furnace required a major repair.  The woman kept hinting around at George for one of those Christmas CD's.  She didn't have a computer to order one.  George said to talk to a friend with a computer.  None of her friends owns a computer.

George was aghast.  He derided her: "Nobody you know owns a computer?"

Of course, Tommy wasn't instructed to get her address so that a Christmas CD could be sent to her because George is an asshole.

My favorite part of the call is when Noory informed her that Camping past away in 2013 and she said that was a bad year for her also. Of course the curiosity is too much for Jorch to take, what could have happened to this lady that is on par with this dude death. Her reply... she had some plumbing problems. You can almost hear the air come out of Noory's balloon.

[Nebraska888]

Last night's first guest:  (paraphrased)

Noory:  Steve, have you ever swallowed a bug?

Steve:  Not intentionally.....maybe when I played baseball....

Noory:  Yes, when I was young, a kid, a boy, in my youth (OK George, we all get it....you were a little boy at one time and you can't seem to let it go).............I swallowed a moth while playing baseball.   One thing about moths, they have no flavor.


ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  This was supposed to be an "exciting" interview about cryptids, strange animals, etc.....it was one of the WORST interviews yet.  Noory kept interrupting with non sequiturs and silly comments.......the man is STRANGE, STRANGE, STRANGE.

[Rico999]

1.I disagree that he doesn't have guests on who oppose his point of view.  He has many real scientists on who are almost all athiests or agnostic, and, as we know, George has been pushing his religious views more and more (probably because he's worried about his mortality).  Also, nearly all of them believe that climate change is settled science (which it is).  In addition, he has a number of non scientists on his show who also promote the reality of climate change.

While he may have guests on that oppose his point of view -- like Hogue, the other night -- he doesn't get into it with them about climate change.  And I use the example of climate change because George's point of view is way out from what the current science says is happening.  When has he gotten into a heavy discussion with a guest  about climate change and the veracity of the science?  Damn, I've emailed Noory a number of times, suggesting one name after another of people actually doing the work in the field that can really explain what's going on, but I've never received any kind of reply.  Not from him or a producer.  Hell, someone like 360.org's Bill McKibben would come on in a heartbeat and make nice with George, but for Noory, this is the last type of guest he wants.  No, Noory NEVER gets into this kind of a discussion because he doesn't have any "game" on the topic and he knows it.


2.I don't think calling Tim Ball an 'industry shill' is entirely fair.  Though he's clearly a nut and a liar, he spends most of his air time going after people who criticize him and hardly ever mentions what his actual views are.

Ball's an industry shill.  Look up his bio.  The Heartland Institute and the "Friends of Science," a fossil fuel sponsored organization are "friends" of Tim Ball.  Ball is well known as an anthropogenic climate change "denier."


3.I've never heard Jerome Corsi's views on global warming one way or the other.  Just his views in support of the bizarre theory of abiotic oil.  As I said above, Jerome Corsi actually seems to be a rather pleasant guy, and most of his foreign policy views are actually rather mainstream.

To clarify, I'm not exactly sure what Corsi believes with regard to anthropogenic climate change either, but I do know he reflects George's belief in such absurdities as abiotic oil, and of course he's his go-to guy on questions regarding terrorism, the Middle East and Russia.  He could go to many others, but Corsi and George seem to be eye-to-eye on these and other topics, hence his "Swiss Army Knife,' analyst.   Corsi's a columnist for the World Net Daily, and that pretty well says it all for me, Ph.D or no.  And it figures that George refers to WND all the time, too....

[SnapT]

Not only that but a Tesla powered particle beam in space.  Tesla is synonymous with magic and he must be turning over in his grave because he did make some strong contributions to electrical engineering but pseudo freaks have turned him into a comic book character.

[Bart Ell]

Tesla is synonymous with magic

Not here.
Here he is the guy who thousands pass by every day and very few even know he is there.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

For reals?

[Major Ed Damien]

If George Noory and the Numbers Lady ever had any offspring together, they would be black-eyed kids who couldn't add.

[SnapT]

For reals?

Yep.
http://www.previewsworld.com/Home/1/1/71/918?stockItemID=STK654530

[albrecht]

This goes to show George's real nature. He tells us often enough how important it is for him to have live shows on the holidays for those lonely souls who depend on C2C being there for them. Yet, when an opportunity arises for him to be compassionate and charitable to one of those lonely souls, he does the opposite. How much would it cost him to send her a CD? No kind person would then go on and embarrass her on air about not having access to what he takes for granted.

Rush, love him or hate him, is always giving out free books, CDs, and audio books to callers all the time. Never makes them feel small about it either.

Wouldn't it be fun if Bill the AAA became George's very own Falkie? 

Even shows that likely make far less money than Rush's show or C2C gives away CDs, books, or gadgets even (like that computer lady Commando show.) What makes him not giving the poor woman a cheap CD (I'm sure they will have many left unsold) is that just a few years ago he was promising to make a "charitable foundation" to help out C2C listeners who were on fixed-income, disabled, poor etc. "Of course" nothing came of it. Now he won't give a CD a way and make a BIG PRODUCTION (awful singing contest on New Year's Eve) of giving away books he got for free that are laying around the office (and that he never read??)
-GNS

[Major Ed Damien]

I just saw George Noory yapping on some alien program featured by the Non-History Channel. 

George's wig and mustache were so uniformly inky black that it created its own alien mystery. 

A voice came to me sounding exactly like the program's narrator:

"Could aliens have dipped that shit into a substance so black and impenetrable -- so tar-like and false-looking -- as to make a sixty-something-year-old man look and sound even more foolish?"

[albrecht]

George Norry claimed he has something like 33 weeks vacation accrued but "he can't take any." I'm sure he has a specified contract as the celebrity host but it is hard for me to believe that CC would allow that amount of accrual for regular employees. Most businesses try to limit vacation carry-over or even force you to take it. Norry's performance does lead some credence to those studies that claim business performance declines if the employee doesn't have time to take vacation, have normal family life, take a break, etc.
-GNS

[pyewacket]

Even shows that likely make far less money than Rush's show or C2C gives away CDs, books, or gadgets even (like that computer lady Commando show.) What makes him not giving the poor woman a cheap CD (I'm sure they will have many left unsold) is that just a few years ago he was promising to make a "charitable foundation" to help out C2C listeners who were on fixed-income, disabled, poor etc. "Of course" nothing came of it. Now he won't give a CD a way and make a BIG PRODUCTION (awful singing contest on New Year's Eve) of giving away books he got for free that are laying around the office (and that he never read??)
-GNS

You hit it square on with this ^^^^. The old saying goes "actions speak louder than words" and George certainly put his true feelings about giving on display for all us haturzzz to see.  GNS!!!

[Morgus]

I just saw George Noory yapping on some alien program featured by the Non-History channel

yeah Noory's head shows up on Ancient Aliens a lot...

[West of the Rockies]

Damn, I remember when 1,000 pages of GN suckage seemed like a lot.  2K is not that far away.  And yet Simple George just keeps going, and going, and going.... Friggin' EverReady Asshole.

[ItsOver]

I just saw George Noory yapping on some alien program featured by the Non-History Channel. 

George's wig and mustache were so uniformly inky black that it created its own alien mystery. 

A voice came to me sounding exactly like the program's narrator:

"Could aliens have dipped that shit into a substance so black and impenetrable -- so tar-like and false-looking -- as to make a sixty-something-year-old man look and sound even more foolish?"

I'm surprised Noory hasn't shown up on a reverse mortgage commercial yet.  I'm sure he and The Numbers lady could make a convincing effort.

[136 or 142]

1.While he may have guests on that oppose his point of view -- like Hogue, the other night -- he doesn't get into it with them about climate change.  And I use the example of climate change because George's point of view is way out from what the current science says is happening.  When has he gotten into a heavy discussion with a guest  about climate change and the veracity of the science?  Damn, I've emailed Noory a number of times, suggesting one name after another of people actually doing the work in the field that can really explain what's going on, but I've never received any kind of reply.  Not from him or a producer.  Hell, someone like 360.org's Bill McKibben would come on in a heartbeat and make nice with George, but for Noory, this is the last type of guest he wants.  No, Noory NEVER gets into this kind of a discussion because he doesn't have any "game" on the topic and he knows it.

While this is probably true (He may have asked the odd scientist about why they believe in climate change, I don't remember) I don't think it means as much as you do.  For instance, for several weeks when he had nutty economics guests on who would promote the gold standard or bash the Federal Reserve, I would email him asking him to put some economist author of a textbook on money, banking and financial institutions on his show whose name I forget to counter those positions.  After not receiving a reply from Coast to Coast it finally dawned on me that George considers his show 'alternative' and is only interested in promoting the views of those outside the mainstream.  So, of course he's not going to air the views of those who promote mainstream views on economics or climate change.


2.Ball's an industry shill.  Look up his bio.  The Heartland Institute and the "Friends of Science," a fossil fuel sponsored organization are "friends" of Tim Ball.  Ball is well known as an anthropogenic climate change "denier."

I believe Ball also denied acid rain and maybe even that smoking causes cancer (I'm sure about the first, not so sure about the second). That said, as far as I know, he's never worked for The Heartland Institute or any other industry organization.  Ball is just a nutter who seems to enjoy holding unconventional views and, like I said in my first post, he spends most of his time on the  air attacking people who have criticized him rather than actually stating what he believes.  That he gets on the occasional mainstream program to 'offer a balance' astounds me.

3.To clarify, I'm not exactly sure what Corsi believes with regard to anthropogenic climate change either, but I do know he reflects George's belief in such absurdities as abiotic oil, and of course he's his go-to guy on questions regarding terrorism, the Middle East and Russia.  He could go to many others, but Corsi and George seem to be eye-to-eye on these and other topics, hence his "Swiss Army Knife,' analyst.   Corsi's a columnist for the World Net Daily, and that pretty well says it all for me, Ph.D or no.  And it figures that George refers to WND all the time, too....

I'm not sure about that.  Noory has constantly proposed 'killing all the terrorists' including with some type of nuclear weapon and not caring about how many innocent people get hurt in the process, and Corsi seems to be against pretty much all war.  Corsi is regarded as a joke (at best) by the mainstream press, but, like I said earlier, most of his foreign policy views are actually quite mainstream and possibly even more pacifist than the mainstream.

[Major Ed Damien]

George, I know you check this message board several times a day.

Let me ask you something a little on the personal side, pardner.

Have you gotten any of your digits into the Numbers Lady's hair pie yet?

Are you two anywhere closer to that magic number of 69?

Has she ridden that dyed mustache of yours into orgasmic numerical infinity? 

In other words, have you and the Numbers Lady enjoyed some good ol' googolplex sex?  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googolplex

Has she referred to anal as a negative number possibility?

I know your batting average with Linda Moulton Howe is what the Numbers Lady would call a "triple-mystical zero with no hope of addition to even a one-hundredths of possibility." 

Linda, of course, would rather make love to a dead, alien-mutilated cow than let you touch her with a thick pair of rubber gloves on.  She's not even that crazy about being connected to your ear by a phone line.

So fill us in on these matters, you sexy hunk of dye and carnival barker/Carnivora bullshit.

Run some of the numbers by us from any cavortings between you and the Numbers Lady.

[136 or 142]

Damn, I remember when 1,000 pages of GN suckage seemed like a lot.  2K is not that far away.  And yet Simple George just keeps going, and going, and going.... Friggin' EverReady Asshole.

The first post on the 1,000 page, from paper-boy (I'll refrain from insulting him for this post, and he posted a rather nice brief congratulations) was on August 13, 2013.


The first post was on April 6, 2008.  So, yes, the suckage has been increasing exponentially.


That said, don't forget that GNR now stands for George Noory ROCKS!

[zeebo]

...This was supposed to be an "exciting" interview about cryptids, strange animals, etc.....it was one of the WORST interviews yet.  Noory kept interrupting with non sequiturs and silly comments......

Yeah, I wasted a glass of good cognac last nite thinking I might hear some cool sea creature stories, instead it was mostly dubious medical ideas and weird anecdotes.  Fail.

[Major Ed Damien]

Yeah, I wasted a glass of good cognac last nite thinking I might hear some cool sea creature stories, instead it was mostly dubious medical ideas and weird anecdotes.  Fail.

Hush up, Zeebo . . . or you'll make me open up this 1966 bottle of Janneau Grand Armagnac I'm staring at tonight.  I was planning to wait until 2016 to pop its cork, but you may have helped redirect the target date.

I'd like to toast George into his shortest year yet -- through unnatural causes.