George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Gassy Man]

George . . . please stop reading "foreign" names with your half-assed accents that make no sense and are awful to have to listen to.

[zeebo]

Dammit.  Ran out of my cheap booze.  So having my nice cognac to Fri. nite Noory Open Lines.  It's like having Dom Perignon with a Taco Bell Fritos Burrito.

[zeebo]

Paging Morgus.  We have a rare Bill the AAA call-in.  Please note in your records.

[Major Ed Damien]

But why choose, when you can have shark + octopus?

Where'd you find a photo of my best blind date?

[Zetaspeak]

I'll give credit where credit is due, the Lake Vostok story was cool

Now to open lines. First caller out of a gate, political crap. Guy who said he read a conservative site about some big political conspiracy.

This Bill guy seems to be on the air more then the weekend hosts combined in a month.

Haha Jorch "relaxed" the 30 day call-in rule. In other words, it's getting harder for people to call in.

[nextgen.fm]

Did u all just hear that


Judy wood is on to something


Then, particle beam weapon in space!!!!

[zeebo]

Where'd you find a photo of my best blind date?

You never should have told her you like the whole "long walks on the beach" thing.   

[Morgus]

George is having his scared to death hotline on January 2nd. 

Noory can only come up with his tired old  "scared story" hotline theme for his open lines like he has done many times before.
In contrast, Art had interesting "time travelers" or "whistleblower" hotlines...

[Morgus]

Paging Morgus.  We have a rare Bill the AAA call-in.  Please note in your records.

Yep now that Noory removed the old only one call per month rule, Bill the AAA will be calling in any time there is open lines or calls for a guest.
Bill called in just two nights ago on New Year's Eve and said he tried to call in last night too, but Noory only had time for one caller for John Hogue that night.
Bill will effectively become Noory's co-host at this rate... 

[zeebo]

Noory can only come up with his tired old  "scared story" hotline theme for his open lines like he has done many times before.
In contrast, Art had interesting "time travelers" or "whistleblower" hotlines...

Art could talk about friggin Ham Radio Antennas and make it interesting.  Damn, how did he do that?

[Zetaspeak]

Wait. Did Noory just say allude that cancer research is a money grabbing scam and there's a conspiracy to keep the funds coming. just an hour after he supported Alten who talked about donating funds for cancer research.

[zeebo]

Wait. Did Noory just say allude that cancer research is a money grabbing scam and there's a conspiracy to keep the funds coming. just an hour after he supported Alten who talked about donating funds for cancer research.

You have observed the nightly Noory Paradox.  A free 1-week supply of turmeric-flavored Carnivora will be shipped out to you.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Did u all just hear that


Judy wood is on to something


Then, particle beam weapon in space!!!!

Not only that but a Tesla powered particle beam in space.  Tesla is synonymous with magic and he must be turning over in his grave because he did make some strong contributions to electrical engineering but pseudo freaks have turned him into a comic book character.

[Major Ed Damien]

Hey, everybody:

Did you hear how George Noory just said that the "powers that be" don't want us to find a cure for cancer?  Forget about a cure for any of it, all you universities and medical science foundations.

I wonder how many donations to cancer research this idiot just helped cancel.

It looks like somebody would shitcan this ignoory-amus on humanitarian grounds alone.

[zeebo]

Speaking of time machines ... I invented one yesterday, and skipped a day, so someone fill me in.

[Gassy Man]

It's just merciless letting this poor deluded kid go on and on. 

[Major Ed Damien]

I'd like to see Jesus take George for a walk on the water.

[Zetaspeak]

This dude build a time machine so he can go all the way back to the seventies...... The 1970s

I guess he watched That 70s Show and thought "I HAVE to know for certain if that's factually accurate"

[Major Ed Damien]

I like how Tommy did a great job of kissing his boss's ass by wanting to use his time machine to see Jesus too.

Tommy's second choice was to watch gore take place in the Roman coliseum where Christians were eaten by wild animals.

[Major Ed Damien]

George just dumped an Iraqi war vet's call because the man used a bad word.  The soldier had suffered a gunshot wound to the head.

Why does George hate America so much?

[Morgus]

I think Noory uses the same bumper music for the last hour of open lines every Friday night so that he can sneak out early on Fridays and when they put on a replay of the last hour of open lines from a previous Friday show the music sounds the same to try to fool listeners into thinking its still live...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I think Noory uses the same bumper music for the last hour of open lines every Friday night so that he can sneak out early on Fridays and when they put on a replay of the last hour of open lines from a previous Friday show the music sounds the same to try to fool listeners into thinking its still live...

I'm still not that cynical, but I will listen for it.  It's a good thought.

[136 or 142]

also Robert Felix the "we are in a new ice age" guy...

To be fair to George, and I have to be fair to him, since I posted that George Noory ROCKS! I believe he does start off every interview with Felix by saying "Felix is an architect, he is not a scientist."

So, that kind of already says to the listeners: "take this for what it's worth"


Also, most (but not all) climate scientists say that global warming will lead, if not to ice ages, at least to much colder weather in many parts of the world.

[136 or 142]

George reassured everyone a few minutes ago that we were circling the wagons and getting closer to a cure for cancer.

But then he just contradicted that by saying we're no closer to a cure than ever.

Just another public service announcement from George Noory, Cancer Non-researcher.

1.There can be no one 'cure for cancer' because there isn't really any such thing as cancer.  There are a variety of diseases with many similarities (but also many differences) that are lumped under the term 'cancer'.

2.If you're interested in the subject, I recommend reading this guy: Dr. Siddhartha Mukherjee MD, PhD Department of Pathology and Cell Biology, Columbia University
Author: The Emperor of All Maladies: A Biography of Cancer

I'm sure Noory salivates at the thought of getting a guest of this caliber on his show.  Although maybe not, since this guy doesn't spew weird conspiracy theories.

Ken Burns has done a documentary on cancer featuring this doctor that will air later this year.

[zeebo]

I think Noory uses the same bumper music for the last hour of open lines every Friday night so that he can sneak out early on Fridays ....

Ah, the Friday Night UFO Phil Flake-Out Phenomenon ....

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

1.There can be no one 'cure for cancer' because there isn't really any such thing as cancer.  There are a variety of diseases with many similarities (but also many differences) that are lumped under the term 'cancer'.

2.If you're interested in the subject, I recommend reading this guy: Dr. Siddhartha Mukherjee MD, PhDDepartment of Pathology and Cell Biology, Columbia University
Author: The Emperor of All Maladies: A Biography of Cancer

I'm sure Noory salivates at the thought of getting a guest of this caliber on his show.  Although maybe not, since this guy doesn't spew weird conspiracy theories.

Ken Burns has done a documentary on cancer featuring this doctor that will air later this year.

I always thought the cure for cancer was healthy living, but I just saw a study reported today on the National that suggested the correlation between lifestyle and the types of cancer they studied wasn't that strong.

[136 or 142]

The doctor I mentioned above also disputes the idea, popular with Noory and many of his listeners, that having a positive mental attitude can help beat cancer.

[Major Ed Damien]

I like the woman caller who described the awful state of the nation back when the late religious nut/doomsdayer Harold Camping predicted a date for the end of the world.  Everybody was so upset, according to her.

She said you could have cut the tension around her with a knife.  (George didn't give voice to having suffered a similar fright attack.)

It's hard to imagine the terror a crack-pot like Harold Camping caused among guileless people who already had enough to worry about in their day-to-day lives.

Then, of course, the world didn't end, and she said she breathed a sigh of relief.  Camping's next end times date didn't bother her nearly enough, thank God.

She seemed like a nice enough person and was living on a fixed income.  It had been a year of heavy expenses, her basement flooded and her furnace required a major repair.  The woman kept hinting around at George for one of those Christmas CD's.  She didn't have a computer to order one.  George said to talk to a friend with a computer.  None of her friends owns a computer.

George was aghast.  He derided her: "Nobody you know owns a computer?"

Of course, Tommy wasn't instructed to get her address so that a Christmas CD could be sent to her because George is an asshole.

[136 or 142]

Sorry to post a brief political post, but I have to correct an error I made.

I wrote:
"So clear that, for instance, both the Congress, under the power of the purse, and the presidency under the commander in chief, claim the power to declare and wage war.  More like clear as mud."

I just saw a clip with Mario Cuomo on Crossfire, and apparently the decision to wage war is specifically given to Congress in one part of the constitution.  Shame they confused that by also declaring the president as the "Commander in Chief."

[zeebo]

....It's hard to imagine the terror a crack-pot like Harold Camping caused among guileless people who already had enough to worry about in their day-to-day lives.

Then, of course, the world didn't end, and she said she breathed a sigh of relief.  His next end times date didn't bother her nearly enough, thank God....

Btw when's the next Doomsday Date?  This time I'm definitely putting it on my calendar in pencil.