George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nextgen.fm]

i'm about to climb into bed and pull the radio close and tune into George's voice

[Major Ed Damien]

i'm about to climb into bed and pull the radio close and tune into George's voice

I wonder if doing that too much will make a human being's ears stink like the dogs in the Dinovite ad.

[136 or 142]

i'm about to climb into bed and pull the radio close and tune into George's voice

I hope it doesn't give you nightmares.

[Major Ed Damien]

I hope it doesn't give you nightmares.

Yeah, how could you not dream of demons?  Or evil angels?  George humps that malevolent note so much, it would have to seep into your sleep.

[nextgen.fm]

George actually thanked Art Bell last night, I heard it

[136 or 142]

Yeah, how could you not dream of demons?  Or evil angels?  George humps that malevolent note so much, it would have to seep into your sleep.

Or evil babies.

[Major Ed Damien]

Who would win a cage match between Art Bell and George Noory?

Of course, George would be too chickenshit to fight Art.

George supposedly works out, and Art works out on a pack of cigarettes.  George is bigger, but Art has got the high edge in IQ points.  Art could learn some Filipino boxing tips from his wife's relatives.

I'd give the match to Art.

[Major Ed Damien]

Or evil babies.

Damn, how could I forget the cribs full of evil babies? 

Now I'm gonna need a night light.

[136 or 142]

Damn, how could I forget the cribs full of evil babies? 

Now I'm gonna need a night light.

Major, you are very funny. Thanks.

[Morgus]

That's the point, he almost never challenges guests.  Nor does he ever have guests on that are specifically opposed to his point of view, case in point, global climate change.  Instead he has industry shills like Tim Ball, inarticulate dimwits like Mitch Battros or that guy, whose name escapes me, who started the weather channel.  Another shill.  Or his Swiss Army knife sycophant, Jerome Corsi.   

also Robert Felix the "we are in a new ice age" guy...

[Morgus]

George actually thanked Art Bell last night, I heard it

he does that every night or else he gets complaints...

[nextgen.fm]

Uh Oh


He's going to take calls

[nextgen.fm]

he does that every night or else he gets complaints...

Lol

[Major Ed Damien]

Major, you are very funny. Thanks.

You've shaken my bowlful of jelly on several occasions.  So I owe you.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

he does that every night or else he gets complaints...

Usually in the form of Bateman calling in on some pretense about a product he uses named colon blow.

[nextgen.fm]

George swallowed a moth lol

[Major Ed Damien]

George reassured everyone a few minutes ago that we were circling the wagons and getting closer to a cure for cancer.

But then he just contradicted that by saying we're no closer to a cure than ever.

Just another public service announcement from George Noory, Cancer Non-researcher.

[MTB]

"Have you ever eaten a bug?"....WTF? I genuinely feel sorry for the guest.

[Zetaspeak]

George swallowed a moth lol

He also said "a good thing. they have no taste" Which could be the slogan for the show 

[nextgen.fm]

"Have you ever eaten a bug?"....WTF? I genuinely feel sorry for the guest.

I know, u could tell george wanted to talk more about this

[Major Ed Damien]

Of course, George didn't mention that he also ate several dog turds as a child.

"Mommy, this candy doesn't make me happy."

[Gassy Man]

Sharkman (snigger).


The hero is a virgin with a double penis.  Outstanding!

[nextgen.fm]

George missed a lot of biology class I think

[Major Ed Damien]

I guess "Sharkman" sounds a lot more threatening than "Octopussman."

[Zetaspeak]

Thank you for the warm welcome. 

Quick note on yesterday (New Years "professional" prediction show) I know somebody in radio who always thought psychic personal readings to individual callers was the lowest common denominator in talk radio. That's it's very easy to get people to call in for that, but it horrible for the listeners because that only is interesting to the person getting the reading but the thousands who listen is excruciating because who care if Margaret finds love.

Numbers Lady very close to the top of the list of turning off automatically for me in C2C. I've got some time for Hogue, as he can be entertaining at times.

[zeebo]

I guess "Sharkman" sounds a lot more threatening than "Octopussman."

But why choose, when you can have shark + octopus?

[Morgus]

Quick note on yesterday (New Years "professional" prediction show) I know somebody in radio who always thought psychic personal readings to individual callers was the lowest common denominator in talk radio. That's it's very easy to get people to call in for that, but it horrible for the listeners because that only is interesting to the person getting the reading but the thousands who listen is excruciating because who care if Margaret finds love.

Yes - and thats exactly what Art Bell would say about it as well years ago and why he didn't allow personal readings from any psychic guests when he hosted, he only let callers ask generic future questions that would be interesting to all listeners...
In contrast, Noory however doesn't mind the "lowest common denominator" at all apparently. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Thank you for the warm welcome. 

Welcome to the fun house.

[Major Ed Damien]

All right!

Here comes the segment called "Open Lines," where random callers alternately kiss George's ass and unintentionally frighten the hell out of the rest of us.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George is having his scared to death hotline on January 2nd.  Maybe on October 31st he can have a proper 2015 predictions hotline.