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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: zeebo on January 06, 2015, 10:28:42 PM
Wait, did he actually say "February"?  Usually he plays the percentages and just says "Feb".

A bold attempt: sort of a 'Febwoory'

Juan Cena

Quote from: 136 or 142 on January 06, 2015, 08:48:42 PM

1.At least Richard Syrett is hosting on Friday.


2.This is part of the RationalWiki page on tonight's guest, Gerald Celente
Made during "winter 2008": During 2008, there will be an "Economic 9/11,” a meltdown that sometime this year he claims will be equal to and perhaps surpass the devastation wrought by the Great Depression.[9]
While almost vague enough to be accurate, it should be noted that (a) the 2008 recession was not even remotely as bad as the Great Depression, where unemployment topped 20%, and (b) the recession had already begun by this time, with the 2007 financial crisis already having crushed major lenders and the housing bubble popping in a spectacular way. Is it forecasting to read the news and exaggerate it?

Made on November 13, 2008: By 2012 America will become an undeveloped nation, that there will be a revolution marked by food riots, squatter rebellions, tax revolts and job marches, and that holidays will be more about obtaining food, not gifts. “We’re going to see the end of the retail Christmas… we’re going to see a fundamental shift take place… putting food on the table is going to be more important that putting gifts under the Christmas tree,” said Celente, adding that the situation would be “worse than the great depression”.


http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gerald_Celente

It's garbage like this that almost me slit my wrists about five years ago when Snorge had Celente on. I know it's absurd that I let that a-hole get to me so bad, but that's how depression works.

The bad thing is that who knows how many people listening to Celente and all these "prophets" of financial doom for profit actually did attempt or committed suicide because of their horsecrap.

I sent Snorge at least one e-mail/fast blast about getting more positive financial guests on C2C, but to no avail. The fact that Snorge apparently doesn't care if the crap he let's go on his show might lead to someone ending their lives makes his just as guilty as Celente and his unholy brethren.

George was just learning about the sanctions against Russia due to Ukraine.  "Do you think we did it?"  What a great... newsman.

zeebo

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 06, 2015, 10:32:38 PM
I think so... By the time I can get anything out on this old Playbook and sworn at the autocorrect a few times, I've usually nearly forgotten my point.

Damn autocorrect, why would I want artificial dumbness when I can just tune in C2C?

Juan Cena

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 06, 2015, 10:15:57 PM
George say we're going to be into February already in a couple of weeks.  Wtf?  It's only the sixth of January.  Can't he go one day without wishing his life away?

I wish Snorge would find a way to wish his a$$ into The Cornfield.

Carnivora sounds awful.

Like a meat-based substitute for recovering cannibals.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 06, 2015, 10:38:23 PM
George was just learning about the sanctions against Russia due to Ukraine.  "Do you think we did it?"  What a great... newsman.

Did they actually cover news events in St Louis, or was he just allowed to cover stuff like the circus coming to town and community bake sales?

The topics on Coast this week suck.  I really want to listen to economic analysis as I'm winding down for the night.   :(
I really wish Coast would get back to the basics instead of self-help crap and the news.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on January 06, 2015, 10:39:16 PM
Carnivora sounds awful.

Like a meat-based substitute for recovering cannibals.

It's apparently some kind of extract from the Venus fly-trap. (Insert WKRP in Cincinnati joke here)

Juan Cena

Quote from: 21st Century Man on January 06, 2015, 10:43:34 PM
The topics on Coast this week suck.  I really want to listen to economic analysis as I'm winding down for the night.   :(
I really wish Coast would get back to the basics instead of self-help crap and the news.

Sadly, the "basics" suck as much as the economic stuff half the time. Most of the UFO talk isn't even half as "creative" as the crap RCH comes up with.

Quote from: Juan Cena on January 06, 2015, 10:36:30 PM
It's garbage like this that almost me slit my wrists about five years ago when Snorge had Celente on. I know it's absurd that I let that a-hole get to me so bad, but that's how depression works.

The bad thing is that who knows how many people listening to Celente and all these "prophets" of financial doom for profit actually did attempt or committed suicide because of their horsecrap.

I sent Snorge at least one e-mail/fast blast about getting more positive financial guests on C2C, but to no avail. The fact that Snorge apparently doesn't care if the crap he let's go on his show might lead to someone ending their lives makes his just as guilty as Celente and his unholy brethren.

I'm glad you got through it.  I spent much of my 20s and 30s fighting depression and suicidal thoughts... Not due to Noory but this exemplifies why it is irresponsible to give a man with such poor judgement nightly access to millions.

Juan Cena

Quote from: nextgen.fm on January 06, 2015, 05:22:25 PM
why does Georgie want to broadcast from hawaii so badly?


is the atompshere of LA poisoning him just like father Art warned him about?

Snorge was poisoned by all the lead paint chips he ate as a kid.

Quote from: Juan Cena on January 06, 2015, 10:48:33 PM
Sadly, the "basics" suck as much as the economic stuff half the time. Most of the UFO talk isn't even half as "creative" as the crap RCH comes up with.

True. I used to be really fascinated with the UFO and abduction phenomenon but Noory has pretty much destroyed my enthusiasm for the subject.  Just the same dreck about disclosure and Roswell for the zillionth time.

NoMoreNoory

Joorch 'checked in' with Katherine Austin Fitts during 'Here's What's Happaneen'. She enthused about the unexpected strength of the US economy and markets and said she expects that to continue through 2015. That gives way to the doommongers, led by Joorch who asks George (man)Ure a question about the markets crashing in 2015.

Juan Cena

Quote from: 21st Century Man on January 06, 2015, 10:55:33 PM
True. I used to be really fascinated with the UFO and abduction phenomenon but Noory has pretty much destroyed my enthusiasm for the subject.  Just the same dreck about disclosure and Roswell for the zillionth time.

It hasn't helped that there really isn't anything really new to UFO research in years. Maybe not even since the Phoenix Lights. I can't really say that UFOlogy has advanced much since then.

At least Bigfoot had that DNA stuff to liven things up the past few years.

Juan Cena

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on January 06, 2015, 10:59:16 PM
Joorch 'checked in' with Katherine Austin Fitts during 'Here's What's Happaneen'. She enthused about the unexpected strength of the US economy and markets and said she expects that to continue through 2015. That gives way to the doommongers, led by Joorch who asks George (man)Ure a question about the markets crashing in 2015.


I usually just automatically switch the Sirius XM receiver to something else when Snorge mentions any of his usual economic spanks' names. It's how I keep from getting too down from this crap these days.

Did George just cut off the guest's explanation by saying "boring!", or was he just making a bad joke?

Sung to the tune of "Eve of Destruction:"


"Eve of 'Tardation"


Noory's gotta go
And all his damn doomsdayin'

His fuckin' ass is lame
That's all we keep sayin'

A meteor might hit him
That's why I keep prayin'

This country's dumbin' down
France is where I'm stayin'

And I ask you
Again and again, my friend

Can't you see
We're a nation near 'tardation?



This economic guest just said he researches getting sex on the internet.

Noory stayed clammed up.

It sounded like he was clipping his toenails anyway.

zeebo

"You may be right, but your timing just might be off."  Well sure, I can predict the collapse of the sun tomorrow, but I might be 5 billion years off.

Quote from: zeebo on January 07, 2015, 12:14:35 AM
"You may be right, but your timing just might be off."  Well sure, I can predict the collapse of the sun tomorrow, but I might be 5 billion years off.


LMAO at the bludgeoning of logic.

Just how bad does George want civil unrest?

He's evoked the certainty of it twice in the last two hours.

What a Debbie Downer.  Ya gotta get away from these Debbie Downers, like George says.

Forget globalization, automation, and deregulation of banking.  The bad economy is all Carter's fault.  How could I miss that?

Gerald Insante sounds like a lovely human being.

Like a New York mobster with a clothespin on his nose.

I'm sure this show is doing wonders for the mentally ill.  I bet at least one person has decided to kill himself/herself listening to the gloom and doom.  I hope Celente and Noory are proud of themselves.

Gassy Man

Noory thought in the Kennedy story that Nelly the singer was involved?

Quote from: Gassy Man on January 07, 2015, 12:52:18 AM
Noory thought in the Kennedy story that Nelly the singer was involved?

Yep.  You'd think somebody who fancies himself as a JFK conspiracy believer would at least know who the hell the dignitaries were in the limousine.

Not George Noory.

Quote from: Gassy Man on January 07, 2015, 12:52:18 AM
Noory thought in the Kennedy story that Nelly the singer was involved?

He met her by the way.  I just thought I'd mention that in case someone didn't know.

Let's top off the gloom with Barbra Streisand's rendition of People.   ???

Quote from: 21st Century Man on January 07, 2015, 01:01:13 AM
Let's top off the gloom with Barbra Streisand's rendition of People.


And George allegedly avoids negative-vibesters.

The psychic vampires and Debbie Downers.

What a clown.

Oh, he avoids those too.


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