George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jorch Einstein]

Who would play Jorch?  'Ol S. Hussein has "moved on," so to speak, so he's not available.

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed would be a good fit, if Jorch can throw his weight around and get him released from Gitmo.

[Major Ed Damien]

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed would be a good fit, if Jorch can throw his weight around and get him released from Gitmo.

Ron Jeremy might be an ever better fit.  Ahem.

I dunno know if he's a member of C2C Insiders.  But he does have that member that's hard not to remember.

[ItsOver]

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed would be a good fit, if Jorch can throw his weight around and get him released from Gitmo.

Yeah, Jorch could work it with his good buddy senator from Alaska, while he's fighting for the grid.  Oh, wait.  Never mind.

[ItsOver]

Jorch could settle for Tom Selleck but he might get jealous since Tom actually worked in a studio in Hawaii.

[Smoley]

Jorch could settle for Tom Selleck but he might get jealous since Tom actually worked in a studio in Hawaii.

Tariq Aziz (Saddam's lying PR man) with Jorch's shoe polish hair treatment would be a close look-a-like.  Heck, they might actually be the same guy anyway.

[ItsOver]

Tariq Aziz (Saddam's lying PR man) with Jorch's shoe polish hair treatment would be a close look-a-like.  Heck, they might actually be the same guy anyway.

That really does look like Jorch.  Maybe he could just play the part of Jorch in his younger swinging days.  You know.  When he was a bleached blonde crooner.

[Major Ed Damien]

Ron Jeremy it is!

He even looks like he's trying hard to explain swallowing a hot pizza roll in this photo.  And it's safe for work -- except for the name "Ron Jeremy."


http://exclaim.ca/Music/article/ron_jeremy

[nextgen.fm]

why does Georgie want to broadcast from hawaii so badly?


is the atompshere of LA poisoning him just like father Art warned him about?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Ron Jeremy it is!

He even looks like he's trying to explain swallowing a hot pizza roll in this photo.  And it's safe for work -- except for the name "Ron Jeremy."


http://exclaim.ca/Music/article/ron_jeremy

It's hard to believe a fat, hairy little guy like that would wind up as the most iconic porn star of the past three decades.  He's embodying (so to speak) the American Dream!  As Yakov Smirnoff says, "Wot a country!"

[albrecht]

Good, I see you've been faithfully doing your C2C recommended readings.  You'll never get to be host that way though.

Btw I looked up the bioluminescent part and it doesn't seem factually correct.

True, the only bio-luminescent goo was found in secret NAZI Antarctic bases which was, if I recall correctly, discovered by none other than Richard Alan Miller.
-GNS

[ItsOver]

why does Georgie want to broadcast from hawaii so badly?


is the atompshere of LA poisoning him just like father Art warned him about?

We're talking Magnum B.S. here. Jorch knows that's where all the Kool Kids hang.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

We're talking Magnum B.S. here. Jorch knows that's where all the Kool Kids hang.

Magnum B.S.!     

Tom Selleck had a much better trademark, though. Jorch can only dream of raising a 'stache like that.

[albrecht]

Magnum B.S.!     

Tom Selleck had a much better trademark, though. Jorch can only dream of raising a 'stache like that.

And Selleck didn't need "signage" either and during off-season would cut his 'stache off and had no problem growing back for the next season. All we hear for the past months from Norry is his travail about accidentally cutting off his 'stache due to not understanding how a trimmer works. I would appreciate the story better if he just admitted he was drunk, hungover, or something. But being stupid doesn't garner any sympathy from me.
-GNS

[136 or 142]

That's like saying "Hitler was likely less fond of jews." Check the man's story point by point:

1. The Moon is less dense that you'd expect. NONSENSE.
2. "Rang like a bell" shows it must be hollow. NONSENSE. Somebody already posted the right link on that.
3. Carl Sagan and Ivan Shklovskii thought it was hollow. NONSENSE - THAT WAS PHOBOS YOU DOLT
4. So did Wernher Von Braun. Eh??? I've never heard that.

Thinking about it more, I know virtually nothing about astronomy, in fact, I doubt I could name all the planets in the solar system off my head, and I did not know any of that. 


It is, however, a little strange given that every fact he later said about people going missing corraborated with what I remember from a highly respected Canadian news magazine program called "the Fifth Estate" which did a program on people who intentionally disappeared.  And every fact he stated about the Dyatlov Pass Incident was corraborated by the guest who discussed it in further detail with George Knapp.


Note, of course, that I said 'the facts he stated' and not the conclusions he drew from those facts.


That said, that he concluded from the moon 'ringing like a bell' that it 'must be hollow' does not necessarily make him a liar, it just makes him a bad scientist.

[136 or 142]

I'm also disappointed that neither Noory or any of the callers asked the guest how he could believe that the Dyatlov Pass Incident could involve aliens, when in every other case he mentioned and also claimed was the work of aliens, the people involved disappeared. In the Dyatlov Pass incident, as the guest himself stated, all the victims were accounted for, and none of them disappeared either dead or alive. 

[Jorch Einstein]

What Jorch looks like when Tommy rouses him from bed, before the show every night.

[NoMoreNoory]

A double dose of economic and 'social trends' forecasting tonight, an 'insider of the entertainment industry' discusses Copernicus (it actually sounds like another science bashing show) tomorrow, and Thursday and Friday are TBA. That harsh, repetitive scraping sound is the bottom of the barrel being well and truly scraped.

[21st Century Man]

On a recent show Jorch stated he is working on a book (whatever that means) about a professor who goes back in time to try to save Jesus. And Jesus wouldn't let him! Wow! (Yawn). Anyway, he then said "I think we've changed it. Something like that may be coming out soon." Um, if Jorch actually wrote it, wouldn't he know what the changes were? He doesn't know what's in the book that he allegedly wrote? I don't think he's capable of writing a book. I think his hack co-writers like William Birnes do the actually writing, and they agree to slap Jorch's name on it to try to attract more sales from gullible Coast listeners.

I wish he would go back to that time and maybe Pilate would crucify Noory.  Of course knowing our luck he would be released like Barrabas but maybe not.  The Passion of the Narcissist.  "Art, Art, why hast thou forsaken me?"

[21st Century Man]

It might be a sequel titled "Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest." No prizes for guessing which part Jorch will play.

They should remake The Jerk.  You wouldn't have to change much in the script except for the character's name.  Or maybe a variation of Charly (Flowers For Algernon) called Georgy. Georgy's mental retardation is much greater than Charly's though. 

[136 or 142]

A double dose of economic and 'social trends' forecasting tonight, an 'insider of the entertainment industry' discusses Copernicus (it actually sounds like another science bashing show) tomorrow, and Thursday and Friday are TBA. That harsh, repetitive scraping sound is the bottom of the barrel being well and truly scraped.

1.At least Richard Syrett is hosting on Friday.


2.This is part of the RationalWiki page on tonight's guest, Gerald Celente
Made during "winter 2008": During 2008, there will be an "Economic 9/11,” a meltdown that sometime this year he claims will be equal to and perhaps surpass the devastation wrought by the Great Depression.[9]
While almost vague enough to be accurate, it should be noted that (a) the 2008 recession was not even remotely as bad as the Great Depression, where unemployment topped 20%, and (b) the recession had already begun by this time, with the 2007 financial crisis already having crushed major lenders and the housing bubble popping in a spectacular way. Is it forecasting to read the news and exaggerate it?

Made on November 13, 2008: By 2012 America will become an undeveloped nation, that there will be a revolution marked by food riots, squatter rebellions, tax revolts and job marches, and that holidays will be more about obtaining food, not gifts. “We’re going to see the end of the retail Christmas… we’re going to see a fundamental shift take place… putting food on the table is going to be more important that putting gifts under the Christmas tree,” said Celente, adding that the situation would be “worse than the great depression”.


http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gerald_Celente

[Major Ed Damien]

1.At least Richard Syrett is hosting on Friday.


2.This is part of the RationalWiki page on tonight's guest, Gerald Celente
Made during "winter 2008": During 2008, there will be an "Economic 9/11,” a meltdown that sometime this year he claims will be equal to and perhaps surpass the devastation wrought by the Great Depression.[9]
While almost vague enough to be accurate, it should be noted that (a) the 2008 recession was not even remotely as bad as the Great Depression, where unemployment topped 20%, and (b) the recession had already begun by this time, with the 2007 financial crisis already having crushed major lenders and the housing bubble popping in a spectacular way. Is it forecasting to read the news and exaggerate it?

Made on November 13, 2008: By 2012 America will become an undeveloped nation, that there will be a revolution marked by food riots, squatter rebellions, tax revolts and job marches, and that holidays will be more about obtaining food, not gifts. “We’re going to see the end of the retail Christmas… we’re going to see a fundamental shift take place… putting food on the table is going to be more important that putting gifts under the Christmas tree,” said Celente, adding that the situation would be “worse than the great depression”.


http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gerald_Celente

The predictions of Gerald Celente are not worth 5 cente.

[zeebo]

The predictions of Gerald Celente are not worth 5 cente.

C'mon there was that one where he accurately predicted something was gonna happen sometime, probably.

[zeebo]

Tonite's show:  Trends for 2015

Here's one:  Noory gets suckier.

[Major Ed Damien]

C'mon there was that one where he accurately predicted something was gonna happen sometime, probably.

Why, that pompous hedging little hedgehog.

You squirrels do far better economic forecasting with your nuts and acorns and stuff.

[zeebo]

...You squirrels do far better economic forecasting with your nuts and acorns and stuff.

Ah you speak of the Squirrel Shamans!  Yes their methods are mysterious and strange, but often the acorn-tossin' rituals reveal the future truth, if one is wise enough to listen!

[Major Ed Damien]

Ah you speak of the Squirrel Shamans!  Yes their methods are mysterious and strange, but often the acorn-tossin' rituals reveal the future truth, if one is wise enough to listen!

Hahahaha

Thanks for making my day.

[Juan Cena]

It's hard to believe a fat, hairy little guy like that would wind up as the most iconic porn star of the past three decades.  He's embodying (so to speak) the American Dream!  As Yakov Smirnoff says, "Wot a country!"

In Russia, porn watches you have sex.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George say we're going to be into February already in a couple of weeks.  Wtf?  It's only the sixth of January.  Can't he go one day without wishing his life away?

[zeebo]

George say we're going to be into February already in a couple of weeks.  Wtf?....

Wait, did he actually say "February"?  Usually he plays the percentages and just says "Feb".

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Wait, did he actually say "February"?  Usually he plays the percentages and just says "Feb".

I think so... By the time I can get anything out on this old Playbook and sworn at the autocorrect a few times, I've usually nearly forgotten my point.