George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

Guest: "...who could be doing it...the government, or the shadow government...or the aliens"

Just throw it all in there, guest. Don't forget the communists, the leprechauns, and the John Birch Society.

Guest, you forgot the kitchen sink.

[21st Century Man]

Guest called the British xenophobes.  I suppose that is why Mohammed is one of the most popular names for babies born in Britain. :  Seriously, the British did have a terrible problem with the Black Death AKA Bubonic Plague back in the day. Thus the stringent rules that lasted until the 20th Century.

[Major Ed Damien]

This is the best kookfest of our already nearly-finished year (Noory Time).

[136 or 142]

I actually have to admit I really enjoyed tonight's show. While George was as annoying as ever with his pointless interjections, he, for the most part, seemed to be genuinely interested and asked, in my opinion, some half decent follow up questions.  The guest, as least in the second half, although his theories were loopy, seemed to state things that were  factually correct (the number of people who go missing each year for instance, and that a lot of them disappear by choice) .  The first part about the hollow moon, was likely less factually based but I still found it entertaining.

[Mizak]

What a mess this is!
Did Joorch really just ask what happens to the skin when you drop that much weight and ask 'does it just go back inside?' ??  Something like that, I think.
Then he got very embarrassing asking about folds of skin. He's being super creepy tonight.


He also just announced - yet again - 'something special' for Coast Insiders coming soon and referenced the 'zillions following us on FaceBook'.

Did you cry? That was the question that was the worst with the weight loss guy.Also dingbat said he works out Monday through Thursday. Why is he still out of shape then? Bobbing up and down on Tommy does not count as a workout!!!

[Mizak]

What a mess this is!
Did Joorch really just ask what happens to the skin when you drop that much weight and ask 'does it just go back inside?' ??  Something like that, I think.
Then he got very embarrassing asking about folds of skin. He's being super creepy tonight.


He also just announced - yet again - 'something special' for Coast Insiders coming soon and referenced the 'zillions following us on FaceBook'.

COAST TO COAST AM W/ GEORGE NOORY!22,005 membersJoin Group    LOL   ZILLIONS LOLLOL

[wr250]

Did you cry? That was the question that was the worst with the weight loss guy.Also dingbat said he works out Monday through Thursday. Why is he still out of shape then? Bobbing up and down on Tommy does not count as a workout!!!

must be all them pizza rolls and gas station turkee sammiches.

[expat]

The first part about the hollow moon, was likely less factually based but...

That's like saying "Hitler was likely less fond of jews." Check the man's story point by point:

1. The Moon is less dense that you'd expect. NONSENSE.
2. "Rang like a bell" shows it must be hollow. NONSENSE. Somebody already posted the right link on that.
3. Carl Sagan and Ivan Shklovskii thought it was hollow. NONSENSE - THAT WAS PHOBOS YOU DOLT
4. So did Wernher Von Braun. Eh??? I've never heard that.

[136 or 142]

That's like saying "Hitler was likely less fond of jews." Check the man's story point by point:

1. The Moon is less dense that you'd expect. NONSENSE.
2. "Rang like a bell" shows it must be hollow. NONSENSE. Somebody already posted the right link on that.
3. Carl Sagan and Ivan Shklovskii thought it was hollow. NONSENSE - THAT WAS PHOBOS YOU DOLT
4. So did Wernher Von Braun. Eh??? I've never heard that.

Cut me some slack, after all I'm dumb enough to enjoy the occasional Coast hosted by Noory.

[expat]

I've now blog-posted the hollow Moon guy.

[wr250]

he also said that the moon may not be entirely hollow but caverns have been (re)made for the et's purposes.
still bunk  IMHO.
unless he lives in comicbook land where the watcher and the kree have had clandestine moon bases (the watcher is apparently dead now, and the former kree base now houses Asgardia). 

[nextgen.fm]

The guest said moons orbit is circular


It is not

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The guest said moons orbit is circular


It is not

There were several moments like that where I thought 'that's interesting; I didn't know that' and then looked them up to find they were false.  The moon's orbit, in particular, which is well within the eccentricity limits of other bodies in the solar system and more eccentric than most.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

The moon is 12.67 miles in diameter and is 52.381 miles from earth. It glows because its surface is covered with bioluminescent lichens and their light is magnified by glass skyscapers built by an ancient civilization.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The moon is 12.67 miles in diameter and is 52.381 miles from earth. It glows because its surface is covered with bioluminescent lichens and their light is magnified by glass skyscapers built by an ancient civilization.

Good, I see you've been faithfully doing your C2C recommended readings.  You'll never get to be host that way though.

Btw I looked up the bioluminescent part and it doesn't seem factually correct.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Btw I looked up the bioluminescent part and it doesn't seem factually correct.

Hater.

[qaddisin]

The moon is 12.67 miles in diameter and is 52.381 miles from earth. It glows because its surface is covered with bioluminescent lichens and their light is magnified by glass skyscapers built by an ancient civilization.

False. The moon is made of cheese and it is hollow to house a giant mouse that lives inside of it. This mouse governs our lives by choosing who will be lactose intolerant and who will not.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hater.

I was just trying to keep you honest.  You've got to watch some of those guys.  They'll give 95 percent factual data just so they can sneak in something like bioluminescence and no one notices.  I reckon city lights from Earth are totally capable of inducing a glow in those glass towers.

[Major Ed Damien]

What a mess this is!
Did Joorch really just ask what happens to the skin when you drop that much weight and ask 'does it just go back inside?' ??  Something like that, I think.
Then he got very embarrassing asking about folds of skin. He's being super creepy tonight.


He also just announced - yet again - 'something special' for Coast Insiders coming soon and referenced the 'zillions following us on FaceBook'.

George wasn't cruel enough when he asked the formerly fat guy about his floppy folds of skin and whether he wet his pillow with tears at night.

"Were you the size of a planet?  I'll bet you were.  Did stuff orbit you?"

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I was just trying to keep you honest.  You've got to watch some of those guys.  They'll give 95 percent factual data just so they can sneak in something like bioluminescence and no one notices.  I recon city lights from Earth are totally capable of inducing a glow in those glass towers.

If there are no bioluminescent lichens on the moon, then what do the lunar reindeer eat, smart guy?

[Jorch Einstein]

On a recent show Jorch stated he is working on a book (whatever that means) about a professor who goes back in time to try to save Jesus. And Jesus wouldn't let him! Wow! (Yawn). Anyway, he then said "I think we've changed it. Something like that may be coming out soon." Um, if Jorch actually wrote it, wouldn't he know what the changes were? He doesn't know what's in the book that he allegedly wrote? I don't think he's capable of writing a book. I think his hack co-writers like William Birnes do the actually writing, and they agree to slap Jorch's name on it to try to attract more sales from gullible Coast listeners.

[Jorch Einstein]

Someone should write a book titled The Wit and Wisdom of George Noory, and fill it with quotes of all the stupid things that he says. It might run to about ten volumes though.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

If there are no bioluminescent lichens on the moon, then what do the lunar reindeer eat, smart guy?

Oh bravo, now you're an expert on reindeer lichens.  Next you'll be telling me Rudolph's lunar cousins have noses that glow lichen green.  Why don't you go back to your leeches and blood letting?

[ItsOver]

On a recent show Jorch stated he is working on a book (whatever that means) about a professor who goes back in time to try to save Jesus. And Jesus wouldn't let him! Wow! (Yawn). Anyway, he then said "I think we've changed it. Something like that may be coming out soon." Um, if Jorch actually wrote it, wouldn't he know what the changes were? He doesn't know what's in the book that he allegedly wrote? I don't think he's capable of writing a book. I think his hack co-writers like William Birnes do the actually writing, and they agree to slap Jorch's name on it to try to attract more sales from gullible Coast listeners.

I'm looking forward to "Jorch: The Movie."  Your turn.

[Jorch Einstein]

I'm looking forward to "Jorch: The Movie."  Your turn.

It might be a sequel titled "Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest." No prizes for guessing which part Jorch will play.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George says he doesn't challenge guests because it doesn't accomplish anything to be adversarial but he will hold really disturbed callers on the line and make fun of them, like the guy who phoned in the other night about his time machine.  He also challenged the moon guy a little last night.  In other words, George enjoys  talking to and ridiculing the dumb and dumber who make him feel bright, but suddenly becomes 'virtuous' and says nothing when faced with anyone of normal intelligence who can out think him.

[ItsOver]

It might be a sequel titled "Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest." No prizes for guessing which part Jorch will play.

Who would play Jorch?  'Ol S. Hussein has "moved on," so to speak, so he's not available. 

[expat]

George says he doesn't challenge guests because it doesn't accomplish anything to be adversarial...

Y'know, I'm sympathetic to that point of view. But you don't need to be adversarial to make your interviewee talk sense. You need to be well briefed. Like last night, when Shelsky said the Moon was much less dense than expected, George could have said "Oh, that's interesting -- what is the density?" .. and then... "Do you know the average density of the Apollo moon rocks?"...and then... "Well, that's roughly the same isn't it?"

[Major Ed Damien]

Cut me some slack, after all I'm dumb enough to enjoy the occasional Coast hosted by Noory.

I like your honesty, 136.

But dumb, you ain't.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Who would play Jorch?  'Ol S. Hussein has "moved on," so to speak, so he's not available.

There was a bad actor named Reza Pahlavi, who worked from the fifties through the late seventies, who might have filled the bill if he'd had a trademark growing between his nose and upper lip.

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