George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Oh damn, Jorch just said TODAY was his 12th anniversary.  God I thought I had a few more days to prepare for the shock.

[21st Century Man]

I'm only sticking to the show to hear Hogue and his latest musings.  He's very rarely right but always entertaining.  His arrogance is astounding.  He likes to think of himself as the next Nostradamus when he's more like Nostradumbass.

[21st Century Man]

(Note: This one is for fellow SCTV fan Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost ..... )

Reminds me of the classic Perry Como sketch where he's so relaxed he sang from a couch.

ROTFLMAO.  Here's the youtube clip of the sketch.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj5A7W-0zPY


SCTV was my favorite sketch show.   I remember when they did a bit on Crosby, Stills, and Nash except it was Bing Crosby instead of David Crosby.    Good times.

[Major Ed Damien]

George (to the Numbers Lady):  "Next week we'll be rolling into January 5th.  It just doesn't stop."

No, it doesn't, you goddamned fool. 

[Major Ed Damien]

Numbers Lady:  "George, if you perform 69 on me, your wig is coming off."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George (to the Numbers Lady):  "Next week we'll be rolling into January 5th.  It just doesn't stop."

No, it doesn't, you goddamned fool.

If told you... January's 1st  .

[zeebo]

George (to the Numbers Lady):  "Next week we'll be rolling into January 5th.  It just doesn't stop."

No, it doesn't, you goddamned fool.

Haha Major Ed, glad you made it, was afraid you might be taking 2015 off.   

[Major Ed Damien]

I give The Numbers Lady a zero for breathless-sounding nothingness.

[Major Ed Damien]

Haha Major Ed, glad you made it, was afraid you might be taking 2015 off.   

Thanks.

I'm thinking about it.

[zeebo]

What's North Korea's biggest problem?  Kim Jung Un's "Personal Year of 8".

[Major Ed Damien]

I don't know what George's number is, but I'm sensing it's one of the negative ones.

-86 is coming to me.

[Major Ed Damien]

Numbers Lady:  "Kim Jong-Un -- and there's another tricky name . . . "



Right. 

For a two-year-old.

[Major Ed Damien]

If told you... January's 1st  .

Yes, I remember your accurate prediction of this. 

I hoped it couldn't happen.  It didn't seem possible.

And then my hope, she died.

[Juan Cena]

I'm only sticking to the show to hear Hogue and his latest musings.  He's very rarely right but always entertaining.  His arrogance is astounding.  He likes to think of himself as the next Nostradamus when he's more like Nostradumbass.

I'm sure that it will be full of manlove for Hogue's boyfriend, Vlad Putin.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Numbers Lady, would you please 69 a striped-assed ape in a porn video?  Would you zero-out all your future appearances?  Could you 666 your way into a personal apocalypse of unemployment from any further quackery?  How about doing a ménage a trois with George and a starving grizzly bear?"

[zeebo]

My favorite number is pi to 1111 digits, I wonder what that means.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Alright Juan Cena, what did you think of the two playoff games today?

[Major Ed Damien]

"Numbers Lady, why can't you put two and two together and realize that George is trying to get into your onesie?"

[Major Ed Damien]

"Numbers Lady, do you like lotsa foreplay?"

[Major Ed Damien]

"Numbers Lady, why does my cat's asshole resemble a wrinkled zero?"

[Major Ed Damien]

"Numbers Lady, I found a 666 in the barcode of my frozen waffles.  Is Jesus coming back today?"

[21st Century Man]

I'm sure that it will be full of manlove for Hogue's boyfriend, Vlad Putin.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Numbers Lady, if George added the two numbers in his IQ correctly, would you be surprised?"

[Major Ed Damien]

"Numbers Lady, do you ever wish you were a 40-D?"

[Major Ed Damien]

"Numbers Lady, do the women who call George "a zero in the sack" know their math?"

[Major Ed Damien]

"Numbers Lady, did you just crap out on tonight's show with snake eyes?"

[Major Ed Damien]

"Numbers Lady, is your Sybian an abacus?"

[Major Ed Damien]

"Numbers Lady, would you go Number 1 on George if he paid you enough money?  Would Number 2 be extra?"

[Juan Cena]

Alright Juan Cena, what did you think of the two playoff games today?

FSU finally got what was coming to them.

Ohio State made its case it deserved to be in the CFP.

Paul Finebaum's show tomorrow is gonna be a whopper.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Numbers Lady, something about you didn't add up.  It's like you missed out on the Enlightenment or something.  What the fuck made you subtract time back into the Dark Ages?"