George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

Here's another one for Jorch.  It looks like one of his current fans did the video.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=953PkxFNiko

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Here's another one for Jorch.  It looks like one of his current fans did the video.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=953PkxFNiko

UFO Phil looks pretty good in that video.  He should keep going with this edgy themed music.

[MrHippie]

Of Course. and also, as well.
I've always been fascinated by science and the technology that's out there is truly incredible.
And with the movies that I remember and the the T.V. as well, of course. So get ready for that.

I've always been fascinated by History and the cultures that are hapeneen with the history that I find so fascinating.
As well. Of Course. And also.

My listeners will remember with the spirituality that I find so fascinating with the Bible and so on is truly incredible
and the unbelievable religion and that people have that I find is truly incredible  that makes coast to coast so
successful. As well.

And Civilization is so unbelievable with lampshades and screwdrivers and Billy Mumy and the Twilight Zone episodes
that I've seen and the Pyramids.

So get ready for that.
As well.

[Jorch Einstein]

Jorch used to play fretless bass in a Primus cover band.

[ItsOver]

UFO Phil looks pretty good in that video.  He should keep going with this edgy themed music.

Ha!  This actually would be a giant leap for UFO Philicia.

[Major Ed Damien]

Of Course. and also, as well.
I've always been fascinated by science and the technology that's out there is truly incredible.
And with the movies that I remember and the the T.V. as well, of course. So get ready for that.

I've always been fascinated by History and the cultures that are hapeneen with the history that I find so fascinating.
As well. Of Course. And also.

My listeners will remember with the spirituality that I find so fascinating with the Bible and so on is truly incredible
and the unbelievable religion and that people have that I find is truly incredible  that makes coast to coast so
successful. As well.

And Civilization is so unbelievable with lampshades and screwdrivers and Billy Mumy and the Twilight Zone episodes
that I've seen and the Pyramids.

So get ready for that.
As well.

Nothing I have seen has captured the emptiness and redundancy of this bastard's speech patterns better than the comment above.

You begin to realize that he's simply filling up air time with sounds.  It doesn't matter if a lot of them mean the same thing or if he asks questions that have already been answered. 

Listening to George Noory is a lot like listening to a mentally-disabled man impersonating a sound board -- except that the mentally-disabled man would be trying really hard, while this Noory character is just doing whatever is less than just phoning it in.

[136 or 142]

Just out of curiosity, for balance, shouldn't there be a "George Noory doesn't suck" thread?

[Major Ed Damien]

Just out of curiosity, for balance, shouldn't there be a "George Noory doesn't suck" thread?

Yeah, but it would suck, and then we'd be right back where we started from.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Just out of curiosity, for balance, shouldn't there be a "George Noory doesn't suck" thread?

No, for the same reason there isn't a "Getting forcefully and repeatedly jabbed in the ears with red hot knitting needles doesn't suck" thread.  Besides, this is BellGab where just about everyone is unbalanced in some way.

[At the stroke of midnight]

Of Course. and also, as well.
I've always been fascinated by science and the technology that's out there is truly incredible.
And with the movies that I remember and the the T.V. as well, of course. So get ready for that.

I've always been fascinated by History and the cultures that are hapeneen with the history that I find so fascinating.
As well. Of Course. And also.

My listeners will remember with the spirituality that I find so fascinating with the Bible and so on is truly incredible
and the unbelievable religion and that people have that I find is truly incredible  that makes coast to coast so
successful. As well.

And Civilization is so unbelievable with lampshades and screwdrivers and Billy Mumy and the Twilight Zone episodes
that I've seen and the Pyramids.

So get ready for that.
As well.

Thanks for making me laugh out loud. This is perfect.

I did end up listening to the last two hours of the listener prediction show. It was a showcase of low IQ, and low expectations met. Bill the atheist seemed miffed when Snoorge impersonated him. He's going to end up alienating his one true fan. When George mentioned that listeners had requested that he set up a C2C dating service, chills ran up my spine contemplating an C2C Internet dating site composed of Bill the atheist, Singing-Wolf-Moon female types, effeminate male New Agers, and hillbilly Bubba types. Snoorge says his haters are all of a type, but actually it is his pitiful fans who are so easy to pigeonhole.

What strikes me about this thread is the diversity. We haters are young and old, rich and poor, devoutly religious and non-believers, left and right, people who liked Art as host and people who did not like him as host - yet we all agree that George is: stupid, lazy, boring, not competent for the job he was hired for, a narcissistic with delusions of grandeur, a terrible interviewer with no curiosity about the world around him, unable to speak the English language, and obsessed with money. If we are just negative people without a life, looking to hate on George just for something to do, why then the  over-whelming consensus?

[wr250]

tonight cryptozoology . has promise, im sure george will ask already answered questions, and make some poor jokes about nessie/bigfoot, and ruin any potential it may have had. followed by open line morons and ending with ufophil.

[WOTR]

Just out of curiosity, for balance, shouldn't there be a "George Noory doesn't suck" thread?

There is a "George Noory is awesome" thread that I will bump to the top and await your contribution.  Created in September of 2013, the thread had attained a whopping 2 pages before dying in May of 2014.  With the resurrection in 2015 I will eagerly await your contribution and other examples of Noorie's awesomeness over the last half year.


***Though I expect it will stay at the top of the forum for an extended period of time due to flurry of posting activity in direct proportion to the effort Jorch expends on each program, you can find it here if I am mistaken. http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=4718.new#new


***My apologies.  I forgot that MV was Completely useless in his sacred duty as board moderator / custodian and as such did not merge the two threads dedicated to Jorch's greatness.  Mindflayer Monk just bumped the "George Noory rocks!" thread to the top.  It was created in 2008 and averages one page for each year of it's existence. Found here. http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,5.0.html

[ItsOver]

Just out of curiosity, for balance, shouldn't there be a "George Noory doesn't suck" thread?

Hell, even Noory knew the GNS thread was the only place to post.

[b_dubb]

Thank-you so much for this.

You're sssssso welcome

Happy New Year

[b_dubb]

Just out of curiosity, for balance, shouldn't there be a "George Noory doesn't suck" thread?

There is such a thread. Good luck finding it.

[NoMoreNoory]

Yeah, but it would suck, and then we'd be right back where we started from.

That would be the 'The George Noory Doesn't Suck Thread Sucks', followed by the 'The George Noory Doesn't Suck Thread Sucks Thread Sucks', the 'The George Noory Doesn't Suck Thread Sucks Thread Sucks Thread Sucks', and so on, ad infinitum. A perfect series of suckage.

[NoMoreNoory]

Favourite line from last night was this:
'This hour is just clicking by, Numbers Lady.'


Joorch dropped in his own prediction for 2015. 'I think the earth is going to be hit by an asteroid. I don't know when. I don't know where. I just have a weeeerd feeling about it.' So get ready for that.


Great. Idiot.


It was just about on a par with the whole parade of charlatanry on display last night. Not a one of them made anything you could safely describe as a prediction, much less anything 'psychic'. For the most part, everything seemed to be based on vague extrapolations from common knowledge geopolitics into bland generalisations. And statements of the blindingly obvious. Among these were the news that it will be cold this winter ('It's freezing here in LA' Joorch informed us on at least two occasions), there will be seismic activity in the California region (every day) and 'we will hear from Jeb Bush by March' (That same day the news broke that Bush has stepped down from all his commercial board directorships: as close as you can get to declaring that you're running without actually saying 'I'm running'). Top prize, though goes to Vincent Genna who, asked for his main thought about 2015, offered that we all need to learn to get along. For this you get to call yourself a spiritual teacher?


Noory also surely broke all records by declaring 'It's going too fast already' in the early hours of January 2nd.


Happy New Year, Haaturrz. Same old suckage.

[ItsOver]

Even Father Time is sick of Jorch.  He's speeding up time to get to Jorch's retirement sooner.

[Rico999]

Well, whether or not you like John Hogue, think he's boring, think his predictions are worth a damn is one thing -- however, I don't think that you can argue that he's not very bright.  I think he pretty accurately laid out the situation vis-a-vis global climate change last night  and on other Coast appearances.  Thus, it indicates to me that has a clear understanding of the science and can back up his words with what's in the current scientific literature..  Further, he clearly and directly states his position to George when he's on the program.

Anyone with the courage of their convictions, especially if their position is in opposition to what the guest is arguing, would at least speak up and challenge the guest in some way.  Wouldn't they?  But George is too damned chickenshit and illiterate to counter Hogue in any way shape or form. 

Maybe the two of them have some sort of arrangement where George won't challenge anything Hogue has to say.  Whatever, it makes for lousy radio.   George doesn't give a damn, hell, he's the boss and he's always right.

Aside from the comic aspect of George doing his thing, the show itself has become a ridiculous parody of what Art used to do.

[136 or 142]

Maybe the two of them have some sort of arrangement where George won't challenge anything Hogue has to say.  Whatever, it makes for lousy radio.   George doesn't give a damn, hell, he's the boss and he's always right.

Why would he need an arrangement with Hogue?  There probably hasn't been more than a half dozen times that George has ever challenged a guest.  It's actually deliberate on his part.  He used to defend it by saying something like "I let the guests put out their point of view and let the listeners make up their own mind"

[Gassy Man]

Yes and no.  Let's be a little more precise.  It is not like the war years where Americans actually buy bonds and Miss. Jones down the street is investing her pension into them.  The vast majority is the federal reserve (the banks) and "intergovernmental holdings."


I suppose the American people do (kind of) own it.  Their social security that they may have thought was actually being collected and saved for their future went to purchase treasuries so that the government has effectively spent the money already and just "owes" the population.  I particularly love the negative rates on the real return they are now giving themselves (the interest does not even come close to inflation...)  State and federal pension funds, naturally own another large portion.  In total almost 50% of the debt is held in the "savings" account for Americans retirement in one form or another.

There are actually only around 150 billion in actual savings bonds out of the 12.5 trillion floating around out there.  It is not really the "American people" as such who own it (though indirectly their retirement kind of depends on them...)


As long as there is a bigger sucker in the future than every working American today all will be fine.

Forbes puts it most succinctly, actually citing 65% as the amount owned by domestic, or American, investors:  http://www.forbes.com/sites/mikepatton/2014/10/28/who-owns-the-most-u-s-debt/.

[Rico999]

Why would he need an arrangement with Hogue?  There probably hasn't been more than a half dozen times that George has ever challenged a guest.  It's actually deliberate on his part.  He used to defend it by saying something like "I let the guests put out their point of view and let the listeners make up their own mind"

That's the point, he almost never challenges guests.  Nor does he ever have guests on that are specifically opposed to his point of view, case in point, global climate change.  Instead he has industry shills like Tim Ball, inarticulate dimwits like Mitch Battros or that guy, whose name escapes me, who started the weather channel.  Another shill.  Or his Swiss Army knife sycophant, Jerome Corsi.   

Bottom line is he just doesn't want to discuss any opinion that is contrary to his own obviously rigid belief system.  He's always looking for reassurance that he's right.  It's also why he's always jabbering to each and every guest about "demons," whether or not it's relevant to the conversation. 

Another thing that I find really exasperating is George constantly interrupts guests or callers, finishes their sentences (usually with the wrong conclusion), etc.  You can get away with that kind of thing on TV in small doses, but it doesn't work at all on the radio. 

[nextgen.fm]

Tonight..




George : "Nessie? Does she exist?"

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch, no doubt pissed that the AirAsia plane evidently wasn't captured by aliens as he speculated, has offered a new explanation for his pet favourite, the 'malissing' Malaysian plane. It has, he declared,  'fallen off the face of the planet'.

[Immy]

Anyone else getting really tired of Peter Davenport's anecdotal reports every Friday? I think even Jorch is growing bored with them, and it takes a lot to bore a simpleton.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Wtf am I listening to?

[136 or 142]

That's the point, he almost never challenges guests.  Nor does he ever have guests on that are specifically opposed to his point of view, case in point, global climate change.  Instead he has industry shills like Tim Ball, inarticulate dimwits like Mitch Battros or that guy, whose name escapes me, who started the weather channel.  Another shill.  Or his Swiss Army knife sycophant, Jerome Corsi.   

1.I disagree that he doesn't have guests on who oppose his point of view.  He has many real scientists on who are almost all athiests or agnostic, and, as we know, George has been pushing his religious views more and more (probably because he's worried about his mortality).  Also, nearly all of them believe that climate change is settled science (which it is).  In addition, he has a number of non scientists on his show who also promote the reality of climate change.


2.I don't think calling Tim Ball an 'industry shill' is entirely fair.  Though he's clearly a nut and a liar, he spends most of his air time going after people who criticize him and hardly ever mentions what his actual views are.


3.I've never heard Jerome Corsi's views on global warming one way or the other.  Just his views in support of the bizarre theory of abiotic oil.  As I said above, Jerome Corsi actually seems to be a rather pleasant guy, and most of his foreign policy views are actually rather mainstream.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Numbers Lady, one of my two balls itches.  Is that an OK number, according to your calculations?  I need your answer before I scratch."

[Immy]

Damn, Jorch is hitting the "of course" button like it's a resolution. Eight times each yesterday and today in the first half hour.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Numbers Lady, could you tell me what number of airplane in Asia to stay the fuck off of if I ever leave my hometown?"