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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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I predict that George will re-marry and divorce this year.  George's new ex-wife will reveal to TMZ that he is a rubber-suit fetishist who enjoys being urinated and defecated on while Neil Sedaka sings "Breakin' Up is Hard to Do" in the background.

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Quote from: BattyBrooke on January 01, 2015, 12:51:16 AM
I couldn't believe he allowed that when I heard it. He has already done some terribly irresponsible/stupid thing just 50mins into 2015.


He had at least one similar call last year.


I predict that George will burn his mouth on the rehab facility's hot buttered corn-on-the-cob.

nextgen.fm

I think art should call in and give his prediction

Immy

You know what I also miss? Art would give each prediction some serious thought, even if it was a simple "Hmm..." then perhaps discuss and modify it a bit. He really tried to understand the caller's point of view and relate it to the world at large. This is a time of both reflection and hopeful optimism. All I hear from Jorch is indifference.

I predict that George and Art will confront each other in an L.A. restaurant.

Art will whisper, "You aren't fit to suck my asshole."

And George will reply loud enough for everyone in the restaurant to hear:  "That's not true.  I could suck your asshole right here in this restaurant."

This will cause a new round of TMZ stories.

nextgen.fm

Quote from: Immy on January 01, 2015, 01:02:20 AM
You know what I also miss? Art would give each prediction some serious thought, even if it was a simple "Hmm..." then perhaps discuss and modify it a bit. He really tried to understand the caller's point of view and relate it to the world at large. This is a time of both reflection and hopeful optimism. All I hear from Jorch is indifference.

Yeah he really breezed through them

The singing has become more important and a way to get out of serious discussion!

Morgus

I expect next year the caller predictions will be eliminated completely and Noory's new New Year's Eve c2cam tradition will just be callers trying to sing for the last hour of the show with the first 3 hours filled up with guests like the first 2 hours was tonight...

I predict that George will not have Tommy around one night to drive him home. 

George will be arrested for DUI.  He'll be drunk as a skunk and unable to stand up next to his car.

When informed that he is being charged with DUI, George -- lying flat on the sidewalk -- will believe he has been pronounced DOA and begin sobbing uncontrollably.


nextgen.fm

Civil war?

Haha come on GEORGE

And save prediction discussion for next longer segment don't just blaze through Go more in depth stop giving simplistic answers!

Does GEORGE know how to do radio?

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Based on last years' predictions, a lot of those callers were obsessed with 'Obamacare'.


While I'll leave most of the politics out, with the exception of the horrible ACA website, according to most stories on political wire's Wonk Wire, 'Obamacare" has been pretty much a resounding success.

I wonder what Lionel Farnthorpe will be doing 365 days from now?

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Noory said earlier "we still don't Know if Hillary Clinton was behind Benghazi"


Gee, there was just a House report (along with at least 10 other reports) that said there was no scandal.  Just general lack of resources and some incompetence.

Can I get a recap about what Noory said about art?

Morgus

Noory has turned his New Year's eve show into the Gong Show...

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Quote from: nooryisawesome on January 01, 2015, 01:17:36 AM
Can I get a recap about what Noory said about art?


He said something like "we used to get along"

I don't remember the exact quote.  You can listen to the CKNW audio vault from 12-1 AM if you want to hear it precisely.  I forget the time it was brought up.

pate

So the charlatan actually had another year on the air?  Ah-maize-ung....  I guess that proves once and for all that there really are no coincidences....

Jorch, you simpleton!@ (applause and laugh track)

Quote from: 136 or 142 on January 01, 2015, 01:19:35 AM

He said something like "we used to get along"

I don't remember the exact quote.  You can listen to the CKNW audio vault from 12-1 AM if you want to hear it precisely.  I forget the time it was brought up.

I think it was the first or second caller after midnight.  Caller was asking if George had done the show longer than Art, and said something like "I bet Art thinks you're fantastic."  George laughed and said something like "well, he did at first, a long time ago."  And then either George or the caller suggested it was in a parallel universe.

That's pretty rough, but it was along those lines.

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Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 01, 2015, 01:27:21 AM
I think it was the first or second caller after midnight.  Caller was asking if George had done the show longer than Art, and said something like "I bet Art thinks you're fantastic."  George laughed and said something like "well, he did at first, a long time ago."  And then either George or the caller suggested it was in a parallel universe.

That's pretty rough, but it was along those lines.


I'm not sure who has done the show longer.  Art was possibly host for a longer time, but his show started off as political and I don't know if it was called "Coast to Coast"  or if it was even national.




Quote from: 136 or 142 on January 01, 2015, 01:13:33 AM
Based on last years' predictions, a lot of those callers were obsessed with 'Obamacare'.


While I'll leave most of the politics out, with the exception of the horrible ACA website, according to most stories on political wire's Wonk Wire, 'Obamacare" has been pretty much a resounding success.

:o ::)

I've skipped most of the show.  I'd rather listen to music than some moronic callers on New Years. 

Sounds like George won back the worst host of C2C ever award from Connie Willis with tonight's effort. i didn't listen thank god, but I read the facebook thread on C2C, and for alleged fans they HATED it. Thoughts were pretty similar to posters here.

It makes me wonder if 75% + of C2C audience actually dislike George as the host.

Good Lord.  A singing contest.  No wonder I hear a lot of howling dogs out in the neighborhood.  Thank God I tuned out.  With 2 hours of sheer horror,  I'd be howling too.

Gee, the singing was just great.

I had not heard anything like that since the orphanage burned down.

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Quote from: 21st Century Man on January 01, 2015, 01:45:36 AM
:o ::)


From wonkwire:
1.6.4 million sign up for Obamacare in a month.
The White House announced that nearly 6.4 million consumers selected a plan in the Obamacare marketplace or were automatically re-enrolled in the first month of open enrollment, with approximately 30 percent of this total comprised of people newly signing up for coverage


2.Medicaid rollls surge under Obamacare
Margot Sanger-Katz: “In Idaho, the number of people who signed up for Medicaid has jumped by 13.4 percent. In Georgia, it’s up 12.9 percent. In North Carolina, the rate has climbed 12.4 percent. None of those states opted to expand their Medicaid programs as part of the Affordable Care Act, but all have seen substantial enrollment increases in state health insurance.”


3.Number of uninsured Americans near historic low
“New federal government data shows the percentage of Americans without health insurance was at or near historic lows this year following the roll-out of the Affordable Care Act, and appears certain to fall to record levels next year,” Time reports.


I'm sure reality won't get through to you though as facts are anathema to conservatives.




Quote from: 136 or 142 on January 01, 2015, 01:58:27 AM

From wonkwire:
1.6.4 million sign up for Obamacare in a month.
The White House announced that nearly 6.4 million consumers selected a plan in the Obamacare marketplace or were automatically re-enrolled in the first month of open enrollment, with approximately 30 percent of this total comprised of people newly signing up for coverage


2.Medicaid rollls surge under Obamacare
Margot Sanger-Katz: “In Idaho, the number of people who signed up for Medicaid has jumped by 13.4 percent. In Georgia, it’s up 12.9 percent. In North Carolina, the rate has climbed 12.4 percent. None of those states opted to expand their Medicaid programs as part of the Affordable Care Act, but all have seen substantial enrollment increases in state health insurance.”


3.Number of uninsured Americans near historic low
“New federal government data shows the percentage of Americans without health insurance was at or near historic lows this year following the roll-out of the Affordable Care Act, and appears certain to fall to record levels next year,” Time reports.


I'm sure reality won't get through to you though as facts are anathema to conservatives.


I could care less what wonk wire states.  Obamacare has destroyed the full-time labor force.  Many people can only get part time jobs.  Fewer people have benefits from their jobs.....oh what's the use you're not going to get through to me and I'm not going to waste my time trying to get through to you.  Save your talking points for the politics thread. 

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