George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[WOTR]

George:  So sammich, whats your number one favorite topping?

Sammich voice in George's mind:  That's a good question!  I think I'd say it's ... Lettuce!

George:  Amazing, it truly is.

Sammich:  <awkward silence>

Bull.  I have never heard a question as relevant to the situation as this escape Jorch's lips.  Favourite topping, indeed!

[expat]

George: "I love this stuff"

My inner voice: "So, George, you love broadcasting hoax material as though it were fact, eh? Don't you understand how bad it makes you and the whole show look?"

[coaster]

George: "I love this stuff"

My inner voice: "So, George, you love broadcasting hoax material as though it were fact, eh? Don't you understand how bad it makes you and the whole show look?"

Its been the same since Art Bell was doing coast though. Nothing new.

[MV/Liberace!]

If you'd like something to listen to this evening, visit ufoship.com/chat from 7PM Central until midnight. 




My friend has a pirate FM radio station in his basement, and we'll have a bunch of people there drinking and making assholes of themselves on the mic in addition to playing whatever music they feel like playing.  I might even do some karaoke.  Who knows.  I'm certainly not promising a high form of entertainment here, so don't get all worked up with expectation.  It's just a bunch of drunk motherfuckers playing music and doing whatever.  Usually we have a crowd of 20 people or so.




Again, to listen, you can visit UFOShip.com/chat or here is the direct link to the shoutcast stream:
http://50.7.98.106:8457/listen.pls




If my stream misbehaves, you can also listen here:
http://50.7.70.66:8803/listen.pls

[wr250]

will this be recorded for posterity, blackmail  or ?

[Major Ed Damien]

I predict tonight that George will say "amazing," "jeeze," "unbelievable," and: "My cock does not have to wear a toupee."

[Eddie Coyle]

   A Noory driven predictions show?

[b_dubb]

Forwarded this to Yorch's Twitter account

https://twitter.com/robfee/status/550350631031279616

[Major Ed Damien]

Has Dave ever interviewed any other celebrities?

I remember when George interviewed the pawnshop owner from the cable TV show "Hardcore Pawn."

The guy had to explain to George several times how to pawn items, and I think George still didn't get it.

George thought you had to give them money to store your things there or something. 

It was another hilarious accidental shit George took on the air and the nation.

[bateman]

Has Dave ever interviewed any other celebrities?

The Shirley MacLaine interview was a gem. He got caught lying about reading her book, she was hacking & coughing to the point of not being able to talk, Dave tries to go to open lines & she's still hacking up a lung - no one thought to pot her down?

Dave: "Shirley, are you ok?"
Shirley: "NO!"

So fucking good.

[Morgus]

c2cam website updated schedule for tonight's show:

World Events/ Predictions for 2015
Wed 12-31

1st Half: Author and adventurer Robert Young Pelton, who has traveled the globe working with private military contractors, gives a world events round-up.

2nd Half: George Noory hosts the long-standing Coast to Coast AM tradition of reading listener predictions for the past year, and recording predictions for the new year ahead-- 2015!


This means Noory is now reducing the caller only "long standing tradition" of New Year's predictions down to less than one night, only 2 hours minus commercials this year! Noory will be lucky to get 10 new predictions recorded this year with such a limited time alloted. Plus he will probably skip out early near the end of the show and play some old recorded bit like a poem reading or old music...

In the good 'ole days Art Bell did a full week between Christmas and New Year's Day for five nights of 5 hours each (no guests at all) for caller predictions. In the last few years Art did the New Year's predictions shows it was down to 2 nights but he still had no guests to take away time from the callers.

Since Noory took it over last year its down to only one night and now Noory is reducing the time even further to only 2 hours.
Probably next year it will be down to 1 hour and after that disappear all together? 
Maybe that would be a good caller prediction for 2015 to try to call in with tonight for one of the very few predictions that will be recorded this year?

[Major Ed Damien]

The Shirley MacLaine interview was a gem. He got caught lying about reading her book, she was hacking & coughing to the point of not being able to talk, Dave tries to go to open lines & she's still hacking up a lung - no one thought to pot her down?

Dave: "Shirley, are you ok?"
Shirley: "NO!"

So fucking good.

Yeah, that was one of George's best celebrity mishaps.

I knew right away he was taking a steep risk claiming he'd read her book.  And it wasn't long before she caught his lie.

George couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.  And he still wouldn't read the instructions even after he accidentally poured the piss all over himself.

He might lie and say he'd read them, though.

And this clown can't stand other clowns.

[Rico999]

c2cam website updated schedule for tonight's show:

World Events/ Predictions for 2015
Wed 12-31

1st Half: Author and adventurer Robert Young Pelton, who has traveled the globe working with private military contractors, gives a world events round-up.

2nd Half: George Noory hosts the long-standing Coast to Coast AM tradition of reading listener predictions for the past year, and recording predictions for the new year ahead-- 2015!


This means Noory is now reducing the caller only "long standing tradition" of New Year's predictions down to less than one night, only 2 hours minus commercials this year! Noory will be lucky to get 10 new predictions recorded this year with such a limited time alloted. Plus he will probably skip out early near the end of the show and play some old recorded bit like a poem reading or old music...

In the good 'ole days Art Bell did a full week between Christmas and New Year's Day for five nights of 5 hours each (no guests at all) for caller predictions. In the last few years Art did the New Year's predictions shows it was down to 2 nights but he still had no guests to take away time from the callers.
Since Noory took it over last year its down to only one night and now Noory is reducing the time even further to only 2 hours.
Probably next year it will be down to 1 hour and after that disappear all together?

I saw this and thought that there isn't anything on this program that George won't royally screw up,  given the opportunity.

I think the bottom line is he just doesn't really like to talk to listeners unless the situation is very, very controlled, like his monthly online appearance where he takes carefully screened questions.

Listening to a lot of his guests, it sure sounds like they get prepped by the staff to make sure to tell George how great he is, etc.  Anyone else notice that?  It might be that the guest just wants to get invited back, whatever, but the brown nosing is a real drag. 

Well, Happy New Year to all, anyway.  And I'm sure looking forward to getting Art back on the air for more than a few months this time.

[wr250]

oh god tommarrow is 4 hours 4 guests. one of which will spend the hour answering a single question- the hoguester .


f that, just do open lines predictions please.

[bateman]

Yeah, that was one of George's best celebrity mishaps.

I knew right away he was taking a steep risk claiming he'd read her book.  And it wasn't long before she caught his lie.

George couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.  And he still wouldn't read the instructions even after he accidentally poured the piss all over himself.

He might lie and say he'd read them, though.

And this clown can't stand other clowns.

The beauty of it was that she pressed him on it. "Err, the publisher sent me chapters." "They sent you chapters?" "Yeah, chapters."

George, I receive advance copy books from publishers all the time, never once have they sent "chapters" instead of a full book.

[karios8]

The beauty of it was that she pressed him on it. "Err, the publisher sent me chapters." "They sent you chapters?" "Yeah, chapters."

George, I receive advance copy books from publishers all the time, never once have they sent "chapters" instead of a full book.

By "chapters" he means scrabble letters to make up new words.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The beauty of it was that she pressed him on it. "Err, the publisher sent me chapters." "They sent you chapters?" "Yeah, chapters."

George, I receive advance copy books from publishers all the time, never once have they sent "chapters" instead of a full book.

I think this means he skimmed the Amazon book preview.

[nooryisawesome]

oh god tommarrow is 4 hours 4 guests. one of which will spend the hour answering a single question- the hoguester .


f that, just do open lines predictions please.

John vague will eventually answer the question, after 45 minutes of hot air with "read my book".
That guy is wrong pretty much all the time. He is to psychics what's hoagland is to astronomers.

[nooryisawesome]

C2C has never been worse. On haloween george fucked it up by having 2 hours of political/economics guest. Now in the prediction show he has on an adventurer. I was actually going to tune in, just because it is tradition but forget it. The screened caller predictions will all be  from angel ladies wearing hair nets. C2C is a parody of its former self. No wonder listner numbers are an all time low.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

c2cam website updated schedule for tonight's show:

World Events/ Predictions for 2015
Wed 12-31

1st Half: Author and adventurer Robert Young Pelton, who has traveled the globe working with private military contractors, gives a world events round-up.

2nd Half: George Noory hosts the long-standing Coast to Coast AM tradition of reading listener predictions for the past year, and recording predictions for the new year ahead-- 2015!


This means Noory is now reducing the caller only "long standing tradition" of New Year's predictions down to less than one night, only 2 hours minus commercials this year! Noory will be lucky to get 10 new predictions recorded this year with such a limited time alloted. Plus he will probably skip out early near the end of the show and play some old recorded bit like a poem reading or old music...

In the good 'ole days Art Bell did a full week between Christmas and New Year's Day for five nights of 5 hours each (no guests at all) for caller predictions. In the last few years Art did the New Year's predictions shows it was down to 2 nights but he still had no guests to take away time from the callers.

Since Noory took it over last year its down to only one night and now Noory is reducing the time even further to only 2 hours.
Probably next year it will be down to 1 hour and after that disappear all together? 
Maybe that would be a good caller prediction for 2015 to try to call in with tonight for one of the very few predictions that will be recorded this year?

During one of those long programs, why didn't John Titor ever call in and predict Art would hand the show off to someone who would ruin it?

[Major Ed Damien]

The beauty of it was that she pressed him on it. "Err, the publisher sent me chapters." "They sent you chapters?" "Yeah, chapters."

George, I receive advance copy books from publishers all the time, never once have they sent "chapters" instead of a full book.

He got "the publisher sent me chapters" horseshit from overhearing jargon from some literary agent talking about books at the pre-published stage. 

It's the publisher who will be sent chapters from an author via an agent.  The agent will send chapters to one of the publisher's editors.

No matter to George that this book had already been printed and bound and was likely already in stores. 

He was just trying to lie, while sounding smart.  As usual, he ended up making a complete fool out of himself.  He shit himself beautifully, and if Shirley MacLaine ever mentions him anywhere now, or responds to hearing his name -- it's to trash his stupid ass.

 

[Major Ed Damien]

oh god tommarrow is 4 hours 4 guests. one of which will spend the hour answering a single question- the hoguester .


f that, just do open lines predictions please.

Is that why they call him Richard Hogland?

[gnooryblows]

what the fuck! predictions arent even gonna be the whole show tonight! fuck that noise what a new low for the stupid show.


its because noory is afraid of open lines / too stupid for them

[Major Ed Damien]

George sounded really excited and happy about the upcoming deadly flu. 

Happier than he was about the cheap abiotic fluid prices mentioned by his 'dear friend,' Jerome Boresi.

[nooryisawesome]

what the fuck! predictions arent even gonna be the whole show tonight! fuck that noise what a new low for the stupid show.


its because noory is afraid of open lines / too stupid for them

Yes, Halloween shows are ruined to. Which really isn't surprising as the entire show has fallen into decay and ruin. I harp on this too much, but I will do it yet again. Art Bell had over 13 million weekly listeners, there are multiple sources i have found to confirm this. Jorch has managed to piss away the audience all the way down to 2.5 million listeners. Still, Premier thinks he is doing a good job?

[Gassy Man]

"Robert Young Pelton" seems to have "learned" everything about race relations from a 1960s pamphlet.  He is a true idiot.

[nextgen.fm]

SorRy I don't want to hear about Al Qaeda and Middle East tonight GEORGE

Open the lines you ape!

[Immy]

My 2015 prediction: Jorch will continue to SUCK!

Art: Ding ding ding!

[136 or 142]

"Robert Young Pelton" seems to have "learned" everything about race relations from a 1960s pamphlet.  He is a true idiot.

Well, that's harsh.  He strikes me as a very smart person and he's one of the few guests I like.  Just because you disagree with him on one thing doesn't make him an idiot.


I agree though that I'd prefer a full predictions show, though remembering last years ridiculous prediction calls, maybe not.

[Gassy Man]

Nah, he's an idiot.  His talking points about minorities in this country are left over from another era.