George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Does anyone else think the Texas Super Food ad sounds alot like the Dinovite ad?  I wonder, is it the same stuff, but just repackaged for humans/pets?

It reminds me of the old Flowbie hair-cut product which was taken off the market but later brought back as the Pet Flowbie - which was pretty much the exact same thing, but for your dog.

[Major Ed Damien]

Thought bubble over the British guest's head reads:

"For fuck's sakes, how did anyone this bloody stupid become a radio presenter?"

[Major Ed Damien]

Does anyone else think the Texas Super Food ad sounds alot like the Dinovite ad?  I wonder, is it the same stuff, but just repackaged for humans/pets?

It reminds me of the old Flowbie hair-cut product which was taken off the market but later brought back as the Pet Flowbie - which was pretty much the exact same thing, but for your dog.

Gotta be.

There are no coincidences -- not even in this show's shitty commercials for snake oil and gold.

[PChirp]

Does anyone else think the Texas Super Food ad sounds alot like the Dinovite ad?  I wonder, is it the same stuff, but just repackaged for humans/pets?

It reminds me of the old Flowbie hair-cut product which was taken off the market but later brought back as the Pet Flowbie - which was pretty much the exact same thing, but for your dog.

Honest to God, I've thought the same thing.  The same advertising company must be churning out the same lame adverts.  I used to be transfixed watching the Flowbie infomericals during the 90's.  Never bought one nor know how well they actually work but would have loved to give one a spin.  Obviously didn't want to end up with a "bowl" haircut. 

[Major Ed Damien]

I think Rupert Sheldrake may be the reader in the audio version of National Lampoon's BORED OF THE RINGS.

[136 or 142]

I think Rupert Sheldrake may be the reader in the audio version of National Lampoon's BORED OF THE RINGS.

Seinfeld The audiobook
http://youtu.be/laKprX-HP94

[Nick el Ass]

Holiday Magic Coast Style
This holiday season a very special CD awaits you! It features traditional holiday songs and poems with performances donated by some of your favorite Coast guests, including: Whitley Strieber, Rosemary Ellen Guiley, Christian Wilde, Joshua P. Warren, UFO Phil, Catherine Austin Fitts, Billy Gibbons, Lionel Fanthorpe, Pat Boone and others. With a special performance by George Noory.

http://www.amazon.com/Holiday-Magic-Coast-Style-CD/dp/B00OYH1WKW/ctoc

 

My favorite part was George mentioning over and over that they all had to donate their time to make the cd. It kind of sounded like the man was pissed off about that because it interrupted his show prep (without pay), or something when in reality he probably spent 5 minutes in the studio with auto tune and other voice effects. Also who the hell is this Rocky person/thing singing with him... and is he the Rocky of Rocky and Bullshitwinkle fame?


I can see it now.


Gee, Bullshitwinkle. George Noory really does suck.

[narcissist noory]

Ronald Mallett
There is an articler on him in the latest "Epoch Times"
http://m.theepochtimes.com/n3/1037968-time-travel-is-possible-how-to-send-a-message-to-the-past/

interesting article, what you think laserjock?

[aldousburbank]

Holiday Magic Coast Style
This holiday season a very special CD awaits you! It features traditional holiday songs and poems with performances donated by some of your favorite Coast guests, including: Whitley Strieber, Rosemary Ellen Guiley, Christian Wilde, Joshua P. Warren, UFO Phil, Catherine Austin Fitts, Billy Gibbons, Lionel Fanthorpe, Pat Boone and others. With a special performance by George Noory.

http://www.amazon.com/Holiday-Magic-Coast-Style-CD/dp/B00OYH1WKW/ctoc

 

Just wow oh fucking wow. The unholy of unholies. The perfect Xmas gift for everyone on your holidaze list that truly sucks. 

[narcissist noory]

GN- "..alot of coast insiders were there, this coming past weekend"

seems like ralph can't tell the difference between past/future

[PB the Deplorable]

Tom "Tommy" Danheiser is understandably quite proud of being the producer on this. 

The re-mastered version will apparently feature bonus tracks of Jimmy Church singing Away In A Manger, and Robin and Richard C performing Angels We Have Heard On High as a duet.

[aldousburbank]

Just wow oh fucking wow. The unholy of unholies. The perfect Xmas gift for everyone on your holidaze list that truly sucks. 

Second of all, who was it that possibly could have thought that it would be a good idear to have the Whitley recite what happened to him in his cabin "At Christmas", UFO Phil singing "Blew Christmas", and Lyinghell Fanthorpe being visited by Old Taint Nick El Ass?

Guys, it's not funny anymore.

You are definitely not making Christmas better.

You're only making suckage worse.

Please make it stop.

[nooryisawesome]

Oh yes, Coast Christmas the holiday gift to give people you are forced to give gifts too.

Don't know what to get that person you hate in your office, that you drew for secret Santa?
No worries, Coast Christmas has you covered.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Holiday Magic Coast Style
This holiday season a very special CD awaits you! It features traditional holiday songs and poems with performances donated by some of your favorite Coast guests, including: Whitley Strieber, Rosemary Ellen Guiley, Christian Wilde, Joshua P. Warren, UFO Phil, Catherine Austin Fitts, Billy Gibbons, Lionel Fanthorpe, Pat Boone and others. With a special performance by George Noory.

http://www.amazon.com/Holiday-Magic-Coast-Style-CD/dp/B00OYH1WKW/ctoc

 

I got this sweet preview with guest appearance by Johnny B. Wells.

Tarzan,Tonto Frankenstein

[ItsOver]

Surely you jest, this has to be an elaborate ruse.
This is actually a thing? Like Seriously?

Then again I thought flavored butter and turkey sammich recipes couldn't be a cook book either

It is a whole $2.14 over at Barnes and noble.

Brace yourself for Noory's next release, "Shpecial C2C Holiday Recipes."  Really looking forward to learning how Jorch "Anything for a buck" Noory likes to roast his chestnuts. 

[aldousburbank]

Really, what serial killer would not love finding the C2C Holiday Magic CD in their Christmas Holiday stocking?

[HorrorReporter]

The night before noory
And l through my house
Not his cd was found.
With fire on it Id douse..

Actually this year I'll be listening to the 'come all ye faithful' remake by twisted sister..

[Nick el Ass]

Old Taint Nick El Ass?

You have been extremely naughty, and the package you get under the tree this year will be something very special which may come wrapped with a bow. Maybe not. At any rate, that would be the long lost recording of Mr. Lyinghell Fanthorpe and Springheeled Jack's porno. 




That is not the sound of his bat wings, but the sound of Jack fap, fap, fapping away into the darkness.

[pate]

Holiday Magic Coast Style
This holiday season a very special CD awaits you! It features traditional holiday songs and poems with performances donated by some of your favorite Coast guests, including: Whitley Strieber, Rosemary Ellen Guiley, Christian Wilde, Joshua P. Warren, UFO Phil, Catherine Austin Fitts, Billy Gibbons, Lionel Fanthorpe, Pat Boone and others. With a special performance by George Noory.

http://www.amazon.com/Holiday-Magic-Coast-Style-CD/dp/B00OYH1WKW/ctoc

 

Wow, Simple Jorch "givin' back" I love it!

Partial proceeds from the sale of this CD will be distributed to Veterans Hospitals throughout the U.S.

Sounds like the VA will soon be receiving tens of dollars in charitable donations from the "Jorch loves the Vets Foundation! Haw! hAW!"

Or failing that (or failing sales) the CDs themselves will show up in the waiting rooms, or playing in the elevators.  Which leads one to the question:  Why do you hate the military, Jorch?

GNS

[Juan Cena]

Wow, Simple Jorch "givin' back" I love it!

Sounds like the VA will soon be receiving tens of dollars in charitable donations from the "Jorch loves the Vets Foundation! Haw! hAW!"

Or failing that (or failing sales) the CDs themselves will show up in the waiting rooms, or playing in the elevators.  Which leads one to the question:  Why do you hate the military, Jorch?

GNS

So many jokes about the Navy, so little time. (GO ARMY!)


Bigger question: Why does Snorge hate Jesus?

[b_dubb]

Just wow oh fucking wow. The unholy of unholies. The perfect Xmas gift for everyone on your holidaze list that truly sucks. 

Bill O'Riley was right! There IS a war on Christmas!

[wr250]

So many jokes about the Navy, so little time. (GO ARMY!)


Bigger question: Why does Snorge hate Jesus?

jingle bells
noory smells
tommy let one go
the coastmobile
lost a wheel
and Art Bell got away

[cweb]

It is a whole $2.14 over at Barnes and noble.

So... Why is the Grey wearing a collared shirt?

[Bart Ell]

[ComeBackArt]

George says he's going to have a surprise announcement tomorrow. Please please let it be that he's retiring.

Oooh. Goody. Another exclusive chat with George for C2C Insiders!!!

[ItsOver]

jingle bells
noory smells
tommy let one go
the coastmobile
lost a wheel
and Art Bell got away

"Noory's nuts roasting in a microwave
Tommy waiting for the call.."

[FightTheFuture]

It`s just kind of a sad time in radio. Art isn`t coming back (sorry folks, it`s true...deal with it..it`s over), political radio is horrible -- even Savage has been sucking lately.

Where to turn? It seems like I am now clinging to the rare Knapp appearance to maintain my sanity. THAT is a heavy burden, even for the Knappster.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I got this sweet preview with guest appearance by Johnny B. Wells.

Tarzan,Tonto Frankenstein

  One of my favorite bits from that era of SNL!

[Nick el Ass]

"Noory's nuts roasting in a microwave
Tommy waiting for the call.."

You just inspired me to write my own special C2C AM version of a classic Christmas song we shall call it "Pizza Rolls Roasting on an Open Fire"

Pizza rolls roasting on an open fire.
Spring heeled Jack nipping at your toes.
A lot of lies sung by the C2C guest choir, and Tommy dressed up like an Eskimo.
Everybody knows that 7/11 turkey sandwiches and some mistletoe help to make the season suck.
George's fascination with tots no longer with their eyes all aglow. Now you will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Noory's on his way. He has loaded two shitty guests, and lots of commercials on his sucky sleigh.
Every mothers child is going to spy to see if he will come by before they die. So they can see if angels really fly... or use portals.

[paladin1991]

"Rupert Sheldrake" sounds like a great stage name for an alcoholic magician who might warm up the crowd for the bigger clown porn acts in Reno.