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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: cweb on November 08, 2014, 06:11:31 AM
On Veteran's day...You've got to be fucking kidding me.

It'll be one of the rare shows where Noory can say "is it angelsh?" and the guest can reply "yes, it is George."

Where radical priests and maverick biologists go, trouble follows!

It's The Trouble With the Physics of Angels, starring Rosalind Russell and Haley Mills.

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Quote from: albrecht on November 08, 2014, 06:00:27 AM
The most amazing thing is that Norry has been hyping this "big event" in Canada for months and only a few weeks ago (I actually checked out georgenoorylive.com) they "added" Alex as a special guest ("via Skype!!") So, basically, they needed someone else. Lionel is likely too old to travel. Quayle is likely busy fighting the Nephilim so they called up Alex and he said "I'll call in." (Though it could be Alex is banned from Canada after the Bilderberg stuff a few years back.) But Norry mentioned it on air like a huge deal and the website made it seem so special "ON SKYPE!". Basically someone is calling in. Big deal. Alex can be hanging out by his new pool and eating pizza made in his outdoor kitchen watching some football and call up there to the Great White North and whomever got duped into attending this "big event."
-GNS

In all fairness, Alex Jones has been a featured guest on Skype at Noory's previous Toronto events as well.  He was detained and hassled coming across the border one time as pointed out so now does not even make the attempt to come in person.  So far as I understand he's not actually banned.  It's still a rip-off though for anyone willing to pay to see Alex Jones yell and scream.

Morgus

Quote from: paladin1991 on November 08, 2014, 06:42:33 AM
ON VETERANS DAY?  THere isn't another single subject that could be covered?
don't worry, I bet Noory will still use up most of a half hour segment playing his old records of bands playing all of the armed services songs...

Quote from: albrecht on November 08, 2014, 06:00:27 AM
The most amazing thing is that Norry has been hyping this "big event" in Canada for months...

Hopefully we'll get fresh YouTube videos with George singing different songs.  I've practically worn out my Snorge and the Flat-Tones CDs and crave new material

Nick el Ass

Quote from: Paper*Boy on November 08, 2014, 02:49:47 AM
Or perhaps only the highest level of nuttery will hang out with George Noory.. even then only on paid gigs


True. They know George will possibly give them a chance to hock their shit live on C2C. I'm sure George and Tommy will do all they can to get Judyth back to the hotel room to talk about coming on the show soon over turkey sammiches & a box wine... then who knows what will go on, but you can rest assured that Alex Jones will be there to watch on Skype.  ;)

wr250

Quote from: Nick el Ass on November 08, 2014, 02:16:30 PM

True. They know George will possibly give them a chance to hock their shit live on C2C. I'm sure George and Tommy will do all they can to get Judyth back to the hotel room to talk about coming on the show soon over turkey sammiches & a box wine of thunderbird... then who knows what will go on, but you can rest assured that Alex Jones will be there to watch on Skype.  ;)

at 4 mill a year, george  wont pay more for wine.

WOTR

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on November 08, 2014, 11:22:28 AM
In all fairness, Alex Jones has been a featured guest on Skype at Noory's previous Toronto events as well.  He was detained and hassled coming across the border one time as pointed out so now does not even make the attempt to come in person.  So far as I understand he's not actually banned.  It's still a rip-off though for anyone willing to pay to see Alex Jones yell and scream.
Why stop there?  Why not have George "host" the event live VIA skype and have special guest Jones join via skype? They can just rent a theater, set up a screen, projector and intent connection and ask the staff to open the doors at a certain time to let people in.

How much easier it would be on poor George and his guests to be able to "attend" their $30 event and still be in their own beds that very night?

Juan Cena

Quote from: paladin1991 on November 08, 2014, 06:42:33 AM
ON VETERANS DAY?  THere isn't another single subject that could be covered?  ANGELSH?  Fuck me to tears!
Way to go, Mr. Fucking Naval Reserve.  Way to go.

It could be a good thing if George didn't do a Veterans Day show. There are a lot of ways it could go wrong if was conspiracy or supernatural related.


auggie

                     I really don't understand why everyone pics on the snooron  but thinks Art was so great. It was Art that brought in Hoagland. It was Art that brought in  Ed Dames.  Art Bell catered to more idiots than George does. And Art believed the bs ! Art had a better voice, and he was a smarter interviewer. But Ian Punnet was at least as good, and didn't let these idiotic callers ramble on and on about nonsense like Bell did. You talk about George hanging up on callers. Most of them should be hung up on. No, I've got to believe that George is at least as good as Bell. Bell left his audience hanging more than once. Screw Art Bell !

coaster

Quote from: auggie on November 08, 2014, 04:04:29 PM
  You talk about George hanging up on callers. Most of them should be hung up on. No, I've got to believe that George is at least as good as Bell. Bell left his audience hanging more than once. Screw Art Bell !
K, thanks George..

aldousburbank

The thing is that Art makes conversation an art, with texture, content, and continuity. You can't say that about bumblefuck.

auggie

                               I listened to an old Art Bell show last night. Art asked the guest, " I wonder if there is a common thread between all of these paranormal experiences " ? I thought to myself, ' yes Art, there is. It's called Bullshit ." Coast to Coast was never meant to be a mainstream , rational program. If you want that then listen to that idiot Limbaugh or Beck. Coast is supposed to be off the beaten path. George sure does ask some dumb questions. But it's entertaining. Bell asked better questions but the bottom line is the same. These cranks are on there to sell books and DVD'S.  I don't believe hardly any of the BS that goes down on Coast.. But it's better than any mainstream radio I can think of so I like it.

Quote from: auggie on November 08, 2014, 04:25:11 PM
                               I listened to an old Art Bell show last night. Art asked the guest, " I wonder if there is a common thread between all of these paranormal experiences " ? I thought to myself, ' yes Art, there is. It's called Bullshit ." Coast to Coast was never meant to be a mainstream , rational program. If you want that then listen to that idiot Limbaugh or Beck. Coast is supposed to be off the beaten path. George sure does ask some dumb questions. But it's entertaining. Bell asked better questions but the bottom line is the same. These cranks are on there to sell books and DVD'S.  I don't believe hardly any of the BS that goes down on Coast.. But it's better than any mainstream radio I can think of so I like it.

Sounds like the show and George Noory work for you.

zeebo

Quote from: auggie on November 08, 2014, 04:04:29 PM
                     I really don't understand why everyone pics on the snooron  but thinks Art was so great....

True, they both utter vocal sounds, so I guess they're pretty similar in that regard.

Quote from: Nick el Ass on November 08, 2014, 02:16:30 PM

... I'm sure George and Tommy will do all they can to get Judyth back to the hotel room to talk about coming on the show soon over turkey sammiches & a box wine... then who knows what will go on...

George doesn't share wine

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This one is entitled 'And water for my friends'

aldousburbank

Quote from: Paper*Boy on November 08, 2014, 06:15:36 PM
George doesn't share wine

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This one is entitled 'And water for my friends'
For the love of all that is decent and good; How many freekin creep shots of Noory and some ladeez or dude's girlfriend exist in this world anywayz?

Quote from: aldousburbank on November 08, 2014, 06:25:27 PM
For the love of all that is decent and good; How many freekin creep shots of Noory and some ladeez or dude's girlfriend exist in this world anywayz?

Well, how many do you want?

Kelt

Listening to the PMH Atwater segment... I guess it's nice to have a religious loon on once in a while, as opposed to a UFO/Yeti/Conspiracy nut.

According to her, 95% of atheists who die and are resuscitated come back as 'nicer, more compassionate people'... 95%.

I'm very interested to know what sort of study she did to come up with this number, and how she's quantifying 'nicer'.

...because, you know, the cynic might think she's pulling numbers out of her arse.


Mr. Hanky

Well, just checking in and see that the same losers, as well as new ones, continue to chime in this George Noory sucks thread and berate a guy that you continue to listen to yet is horrible. As I said last week, get a life and a new hobby. Why you people still listen to C2C amazes me. You suffer from battered wife syndrome or something. Get a life. Move on. There are many alternatives to the subjects that C2C covers, yet you refuse to listen to them. Noory isn't the problem. It's you with this infantile view on what a host should be, yet you fail to understand the bottom line. SAID RADIO CORPORATION DOESN'T FUCKING CARE! Don't like Noory? Change the station and stop complaining like a pussy on the internet. You all make yourselves look like pieces of shit on this thread. This is reality. Sucks to look at your lowly existence in the mirror.

Kelt


Mr. Hanky

Quote from: Kelt on November 08, 2014, 07:06:13 PM
lol... irony lost on Mr Noory Hanky  ;D

You're a clever one, aren't you? Did I hurt your feelings with the truth? Stop listening to Noory jackass.

Kelt

You didn't hurt my E-Feelings, no... but you did give me a good laugh with your total lack of self-awareness  ;D


laserjock

While I've also said, "why listen to the guy?", Mr. Hanky, why are YOU here berating US if doing so is so hapless?  What motivated YOU to sink so low?  Could you actually be a plant from Church or Noory?  To you, this sounds very personal. 


Quote from: Mr. Hanky on November 08, 2014, 07:04:57 PM
.... SAID RADIO CORPORATION DOESN'T FUCKING CARE!...

Oh, we get that.  Is it uh portul?

Quote from: Mr. Hanky on November 08, 2014, 07:09:37 PM
... Stop listening to Noory jackass.

If you remove Noory Jackass from the air, everyone will stop listening

Mr. Hanky

Quote from: Kelt on November 08, 2014, 07:12:36 PM
You didn't hurt my E-Feelings, no... but you did give me a good laugh with your total lack of self-awareness  ;D

Total lack of self-awareness? This is the last thing I will say in this thread. I like this website for the following:

1: Politics board.
2: C2C guests board.
3: General conversation board.

That's it. The rest of the site can wipe my ass (sorry MV). Bashing Noory and praising Art Bell is not something any sane person would do. Why is that? Because I can turn off Noory if I don't like him, I can't listen to Art Bell because he is a chicken-shit with his contract with Satellite, and yet I can still be a man and listen to alternatives. The people for 2,3,4 + years that still continue to bash Noory is beyond me. After despising him all these years, they still listen to C2C and come on to this site to crucify. They are the same people that will be home and alone in 10 years when Noory is cashing in and still the host. I find this all comical and sad because these people have shitty lives.

Mr. Hanky

Quote from: Paper*Boy on November 08, 2014, 07:32:43 PM
Well, I don't know about you but most of us live in mud huts and steal electricity from our neighbors. 

I don't know how George found out, but he did.  Listening to George is all we have, and he understands that.  He even said it's why he works every holiday - so you need to check with him on this before posting

Why do you care at this point then after several years of disliking Norry? Why even listen? It's it ego for you on this website? I don't get it. I ask these questions honestly.

Let me give you a loose example. At work during the day, I listened to a sports talk radio host that I became weary of in time. What did I do? I changed the station to someone that I found more palatable to the ears. Why can't you do the same?

Quote from: Mr. Hanky on November 08, 2014, 07:39:55 PM
Why do you care at this point then after several years of disliking Norry? Why even listen? It's it ego for you on this website? I don't get it. I ask these questions honestly.

I don't think PB has listened to Noory for the last 8 years. He does shut the radio off.
I've got it on in my garage and in the shitter so I catch bits and pieces of it-mostly when there is no live sports on.


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