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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

zeebo

Quote from: albrecht on November 07, 2014, 10:54:49 AM
... the pain guy was just an opportunity for George to gloat over people in pain....

Halloween's over but the ghoul is still around.

wr250

Quote from: zeebo on November 07, 2014, 11:16:49 AM
Halloween's over but the ghoul is still around.

speaking of ghouls, why isnt jazmunda serial calling noory to noory am ?

Gal in Black

Another Lisa Garr suckfest tomorrow. Snooron likes the torture. I know he laughs that disgusting laugh with glee as he pencils her in.....

Why aren't more of you actually tuning him, C2C and Lisa Garr off completely?

I just listen to the nights when George Knapp hosts or an interesting show with Dave Schrader. It's radio blackout otherwise. C'mon, it isn't hard to shut C2C off and hit them where it hurts.....No listeners equals no sales for advertisers. Do it. Get rid of that SOB Snooron.

albrecht

Quote from: Gal in Black on November 07, 2014, 12:55:46 PM
Another Lisa Garr suckfest tomorrow. Snooron likes the torture. I know he laughs that disgusting laugh with glee as he pencils her in.....

Why aren't more of you actually tuning him, C2C and Lisa Garr off completely?

I just listen to the nights when George Knapp hosts or an interesting show with Dave Schrader. It's radio blackout otherwise. C'mon, it isn't hard to shut C2C off and hit them where it hurts.....No listeners equals no sales for advertisers. Do it. Get rid of that SOB Snooron.
Because we are masochists (I think that is the right one for liking pain) and because there are moments of humor,: so bad it is good. And to get the humor and references on Bellgab. Personally I listen afterwards, advertising free. So I don't think I'm giving C2C, PRN, or CC any $$ via ads or Arbitron ratings. And I haven't bought any product advertized since CCrane- and he never seems to advertize anymore on it (at least the times I have caught ads.) I usually listen during the day because it beats out the usual rightwing talking points on AM radio (and I am fairly rightwing but don't like those bozos.) And like any addiction the highs might not be there anymore, post-Art, but it is hard to go cold turkey.
-GNS

laserjock

Quote from: Gal in Black on November 07, 2014, 12:55:46 PM
Another Lisa Garr suckfest tomorrow. Snooron likes the torture. I know he laughs that disgusting laugh with glee as he pencils her in.....

Why aren't more of you actually tuning him, C2C and Lisa Garr off completely?

I just listen to the nights when George Knapp hosts or an interesting show with Dave Schrader. It's radio blackout otherwise. C'mon, it isn't hard to shut C2C off and hit them where it hurts.....No listeners equals no sales for advertisers. Do it. Get rid of that SOB Snooron.

I agree that we should just blow him off.

Quote from: cowtown on November 06, 2014, 09:56:49 PM
Thanks. "...sensitive....man?"

Here's my high school graduation photo.

;D  ;D

Thank you for that!  Jorch says there are no coinshidenshes, but I was thinking about the National Lampoon yearbook just the other day!  I'm still a big fan of the early NL,  and that was one of their most brilliant parodies!

b_dubb

Quote from: Gal in Black on November 07, 2014, 12:55:46 PM
Why aren't more of you actually tuning him, C2C and Lisa Garr off completely? .
An excellent question. I haven't bothered to listen to the Suck for a good long while. Several years probably. Should've stopped sooner. The others? Albrecht hit the nail on the head.

Morgus

So this is why Noory is off tonight? He is traveling to Canada...


Quote from: Morgus on November 07, 2014, 10:10:25 PM
So this is why Noory is off tonight? He is traveling to Canada...



Doesn't Noory ever endow American cities with his specialness?

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on November 07, 2014, 10:13:34 PM
Doesn't Noory ever endow American cities with his specialness?

Good point!  Why does he hate Canada?  For the admission price of $35 (or $100 for "limited VIP seating"), Alex Jones should show some respect by being there in person instead of appearing "via Skype."  That's just wrong.

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on November 07, 2014, 10:34:36 PM
Good point!  Why does he hate Canada?  For the admission price of $35 (or $100 for "limited VIP seating"), Alex Jones should show some respect by being there in person instead of appearing "via Skype."  That's just wrong.

I'm starting to think you hate Canada too.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on November 07, 2014, 10:36:51 PM
I'm starting to think you hate Canada too.

You're right, and I apologize.  That was a thoughtless, insensitive remark. 


Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on November 07, 2014, 10:51:16 PM
You're right, and I apologize.  That was a thoughtless, insensitive remark.

No, it's okay.  I was too critical.

I've listened for about 10 minutes and these callers just want to hear themselves talk.

bateman

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on November 07, 2014, 11:27:27 PM
I've listened for about 10 minutes and these callers just want to hear themselves talk.

Same is true of some hosts.

WOTR

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on November 07, 2014, 10:34:36 PM
Good point!  Why does he hate Canada?  For the admission price of $35 (or $100 for "limited VIP seating"), Alex Jones should show some respect by being there in person instead of appearing "via Skype."  That's just wrong.
With the exchange rate what it is that amounts to what- $3 USD?  I hope that the contract to have Noory appear was written in CAD several months back...

I lied- that may not leave him enough for return airfare to LA and I don't want him stuck here.

UFQuack

Quote from: Gal in Black on November 07, 2014, 12:55:46 PM
Why aren't more of you actually tuning him, C2C and Lisa Garr off completely?

C'mon, it isn't hard to shut C2C off and hit them where it hurts.....No listeners equals no sales for advertisers. Do it. Get rid of that SOB Snooron.

Because if you listen while on the job and all you have available is a shitty old fashioned AM radio, and there aren't many alternative shows you can listen to at that time, then basically you're stuck with C2C and Snoorage.

They do not actually have any idea of who is listening and who is not listening as far as sales for advertisers nor do they care. They tell their advertisers what they want them to believe about their ratings and the advertisers will advertise irregardless of whether ratings have any relevance to reality. It's just routine business as far as all are concerned.  It doesn't matter any more than it would matter if only one person were watching The Nightly News with Brian Williams on an average weeknight, those viagra ads, anxiety/depression meds, and kraft cheese and macaroni ads are going to run anyway and it's "business as usual" whether anyone wants them or not. It's time to acknowledge that boycotting doesn't work anymore because today everything is kept alive sort of like a dying person on artificial respiration...or that's the way the system works.

WOTR

Quote from: wotr1 on November 08, 2014, 12:08:02 AM
With the exchange rate what it is that amounts to what- $3 USD?
My apologies... Just knowing George will be visiting my country has me typing in the style that he talks.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: Morgus on November 07, 2014, 10:10:25 PM
So this is why Noory is off tonight? He is traveling to Canada...




George hangs out with only the highest level of nuttery in the world. Judyth Baker who list as her most inspirational people Lee Harvey Oswald, JFK, Ghandi, and Jim Marrs. Also claiming she dated the man because they lived in the same city. Douchebag Alex gets a better picture than most even though he is only showing on Skype.  Oh, poor Canada.

Quote from: Nick el Ass on November 08, 2014, 02:07:31 AM

George hangs out with only the highest level of nuttery...

Or perhaps only the highest level of nuttery will hang out with George Noory.. even then only on paid gigs


wr250

Quote from: aldousburbank on November 08, 2014, 05:54:55 AM
Canada sucks Mexico's balls.

i blame noory for that. if suck is there, noory is involved in some way.

albrecht

The most amazing thing is that Norry has been hyping this "big event" in Canada for months and only a few weeks ago (I actually checked out georgenoorylive.com) they "added" Alex as a special guest ("via Skype!!") So, basically, they needed someone else. Lionel is likely too old to travel. Quayle is likely busy fighting the Nephilim so they called up Alex and he said "I'll call in." (Though it could be Alex is banned from Canada after the Bilderberg stuff a few years back.) But Norry mentioned it on air like a huge deal and the website made it seem so special "ON SKYPE!". Basically someone is calling in. Big deal. Alex can be hanging out by his new pool and eating pizza made in his outdoor kitchen watching some football and call up there to the Great White North and whomever got duped into attending this "big event."
-GNS

cweb

On Veteran's day...
QuotePhysics of Angels
Date:    11-11-14
Host:    George Noory
Guests:    Matthew Fox, Rupert Sheldrake

Radical theologian and Episcopalian priest Matthew Fox and maverick biologist Rupert Sheldrake join forces to explore the nature of angels. First, Fox will address the literary and historic references to angel lore, and later joining in from the UK, Sheldrake will offer the scientific perspective to the discussion as well as an update on his revolutionary work in biology.
You've got to be fucking kidding me.

It'll be one of the rare shows where Noory can say "is it angelsh?" and the guest can reply "yes, it is George."

paladin1991

Quote from: aldousburbank on November 08, 2014, 05:54:55 AM
Canada sucks Mexico's balls.
Doesn't that cost extra?  I thought cupping was free.

paladin1991

Quote from: cweb on November 08, 2014, 06:11:31 AM
On Veteran's day...You've got to be fucking kidding me.

It'll be one of the rare shows where Noory can say "is it angelsh?" and the guest can reply "yes, it is George."
ON VETERANS DAY?  THere isn't another single subject that could be covered?  ANGELSH?  Fuck me to tears!
Way to go, Mr. Fucking Naval Reserve.  Way to go.

wr250

Quote from: paladin1991 on November 08, 2014, 06:42:33 AM
ON VETERANS DAY?  THere isn't another single subject that could be covered?  ANGELSH?  Fuck me to tears!
Way to go, Mr. Fucking Naval Reserve.  Way to go.

he saw "veterans" and read veterinarians
GNS 

smitty9999

It's a miserable grey day here in Toronto.  It's raining, cloudy, windy and about 4 degrees Celsius.  I think Noory has touched down and sucking the fun out of the weather. 

cowtown

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on November 07, 2014, 09:32:03 PM
;D  ;D

Thank you for that!  Jorch says there are no coinshidenshes, but I was thinking about the National Lampoon yearbook just the other day!  I'm still a big fan of the early NL,  and that was one of their most brilliant parodies!


I agree. The National Lampoon yearbook parody is one of the funniest things ever. (Right up there with George Snoory's parody of a talk show host). I first read it on a bus trip and laughed the entire way from from Albany to NYC.

laserjock

From Art on Facebook: 

"Ok, good news Keith and I have worked out our problems! It was a simple
matter of lack of communication. Jimmy Church will indeed go on Coast as
a one time thing and they have said that he will be able to promote the Dark Matter Network as much as he wants! This is great because it is where my new home is in July! BTW I will be doing my thing from 9PM- 12AM P.T."

Ah...  They worked it out.  Some of you predicted this, and I commented it was wise of Art to prove he can step back and rethink once in a while.  Art must be listening to us.

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