George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

The rest of the calls went according to plan, "George, one time I was on hold for 3 hours trying to get my medication." "Great show George, one time I was on hold for 4.5 hours trying to get my cable TV fixed."

I'd like to know where that second caller lives, because it sounds like paradise!

[Nick el Ass]

geroge knows about cars, he rode in on once

During tonight's show George will no doubt let people know he is from Detroit which is all the qualifications he needs to talk cars... and again he will without question bring up the movie cars, and perhaps even name a few people who died in them.  Not shocking to see him and Tommy in the backseat together. Odds are they have been there a million times before. Btw, that smile is as fake as his hair color.

[ItsOver]

During tonight's show George will no doubt let people know he is from Detroit which is all the qualifications he needs to talk cars... and again he will without question bring up the movie cars, and perhaps even name a few people who died in them.  Not shocking to see him and Tommy in the backseat together. Odds are they have been there a million times before. Btw, that smile is as fake as his hair color.

Sound like time for Jorch to make a Jayne Mansfield reference.  He must be slobbering in his Carnivora ration right now.

[paladin1991]

Just wondering: What is this GNS site, an exclusive club? I came upon this site yesterday and posted a first comment yesterday (about Jimmy Church-Snoory); Today I posted several humorous photos and yet there seems to be the same half dozen people here talking amongst themselves with the same well worn points that rarely reference the preceding post, mine included. Doesn't anybody on here acknowledge or welcome new participants? I've both been welcomed, and make it a point to welcome "new people" on other sites where I participate.

Here's something to which all in the vein of "GNS" will (maybe) no doubt relate: This car is more George Snoory's speed. One can hope he'll take out Jimmy Church-Snoory when he drives it into the cement pond outside the new "L.A. Studio" with two ton Tommy at his side.

Exclusive club?  MMMM, yeah.  And about your posts.  Cool.  Thanks. 
Oh, and as far as a 'welcome?'  Welcome.
Didn't realize that you were such a .....sensitive....man.

[zeebo]

Thanks!  (You might enjoy my "UFO Phil/Spaceboy" photos on the preceding page!)

Cowtown there's so much funny stuff on this thread that often great contributions go sadly unacknowledged.  I giggled at your photos btw.  Welcome to the forum.

[laserjock]

I've got an idea for an eenvenshun:  Snoory dart board, you play it when you are sleepy and wake up to find a mess...

I'm still searching for something more suited for me, it's been over 2 weeks and no noory, and no jimmy.  I'm also sick and tired of all the wing nut radio commentary out there.  Still desperately searching for intelligent life that won't annoy me or piss me off.  Yeah, I'm a liberal and some of you don't like us commynists, but we're out there, there's a lot of us, and most of us are too busy reading books to search on radio, but I'm still searching for a 4 hour show that isn't wingy nutty.  I want to be noory free for now on.  (don't hold me to it though.)

[laserjock]

Oh, yeah, and Cowtown, tried to acknowledge you earlier, but hey there howdie to ya!  I'm not always here and I often fall too far behind to catch up to the thread.  I try posting when I can...

[cowtown]

Exclusive club?  MMMM, yeah.  And about your posts.  Cool.  Thanks. 
Oh, and as far as a 'welcome?'  Welcome.
Didn't realize that you were such a .....sensitive....man.

Thanks. "...sensitive....man?"

Here's my high school graduation photo.

[paladin1991]

Thanks. "...sensitive....man?"

Here's my high school graduation photo.

Hubba hubba!

[paladin1991]

OOOOOOOOOOO.  Almost time!  Quik everyone, grab a drink.  You're gonna need it tonight!

[zeebo]

Ha!  Thanks for carrying on the  Boy Jorch "love," Zeebo.

Hehe just carrying the torch for you 'Over.     

[zeebo]

OOOOOOOOOOO.  Almost time!  Quik everyone, grab a drink.  You're gonna need it tonight!

I'm out of booze, so I just hit my head with a hammer, which should help I'm thinking.

[FightTheFuture]

The topics for tonight are cars and chronic pain. I mean, holy fucking shit....Can it get any worse?

Well, damnit. Here I was all awake and bored and whatnot, so I thought I might give the ol' snoorster a chance tonight. Well, so much for that. I guess it's just me, Maker's Mark, and an old movie.

[paladin1991]

"Should I bring a coat?"  Chortle.  "Ice Age!"

[Bonanza Pilot]

"Should I bring a coat?"  Chortle.  "Ice Age!"

I hear you on the old movie and fine booze. 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I'll save George some trouble preparing his cards.
"I know about cars.  I ride in a lot of them when I go to St. Louis and right here in LA.  I grew up in Detroit."
"Will cars ever be able to drive around and do their thing, on this planet, without a chauffeur?"
"If a car is efficient, does that mean it's going to get me where I want to go faster?"
"Do cars cause pollution, Al?"
"I remember a story about a little girl who stepped in front of a car and the driver got on the breaks just in time not to kill the poor little kid.  She ended up in the hospital with a minor concussion an a few cracked ribs.  Will a driverless car see a little kid and try not to hit it?"
"Are you talking about Facebook... for cars?"

"What drives cars?"

[paladin1991]

You know, I've got a third of a bottle of Finlaggin.  I'll join you guys. 

OOOOOOOH.  Star Wars!  The title is The Force Awakens!

Guess it slept thru the last three installments.

[zeebo]

"How did you first get interested in cars?"
"Of all the cars you've known, which was the most amazing?"
"What are you up to, anything interesting coming up?"

Just a note that this post is friggin spot on, lol.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Just a note that this post is friggin spot on, lol.

He already asked the first question on that list, verbatim.

[bateman]

"We're gonna talk about recalls!"

Now there's some compelling radio.

[bateman]

"How did you get interested in cars?"

Oh Christ, here we go.

[NoMoreNoory]

Apparently, they don't make 1972 Cadillacs anymore.

[WOTR]

Doesn't anybody on here acknowledge or welcome new participants? I've both been welcomed, and make it a point to welcome "new people" on other sites where I participate.

A large part of that is that there is no post count nor join date under your name.  This is both good and bad... It is hard to know who is new unless you keep track of a thousand people so often times many of us are not aware that you are new.

With that said, it does make integration much easier and removes some of the barriers for new posters.  Yes, there are a "core group" of posters that I recognize- but there are also many occasional posters who I do not.  I found it made inclusion easier as nobody necessarily knew that I had joined yesterday.  Often times on other forums where the join date or post count is immediately public and displayed a "newbie" is treated as such... here that usually is not the case.  Without taking the time to go to your profile I am just as likely to believe that you are a long time poster who just took a break and give your posts the same weight as anybody else's.

I suppose that how you view MV's decision to keep that information somewhat out of the public eye depends on if you want to be welcomed or if you want to just integrate and hit the ground running...

Anyhow, welcome and post often.

[zeebo]

Are they really discussing air bags?  Wtf has this show come to?

[paladin1991]

Apparently, they don't make 1972 Cadillacs anymore.

What the.....Sonsabitches! 

[bateman]

"What's going on with cars these days?"

[Major Ed Damien]

"My buddies were really good at cars."

What is that supposed to mean?

Stealing them?  Racing them?  Fixing them?

The lazy vernacular of a moron.

[bateman]

I haven't listened to this dreck in probably a year. 5 minutes is all it took to remember why.

[WOTR]

What parade is this fm?  I call bullshit.  I think the execs at PRem just drive around the parking lot at lunch time to let Jorch think he's important.  Hell, I'd do that for my kid if maybe he had Down's Syndrome and didn't know reality fm.......wait....

If you missed it the first time... Take a closer look at the sign on the car with his name.  It was taped over the person who could not make it.  To be in a small parade riding in a car which screams "I was not the first choice for participants" would hit the ego just a little.

[paladin1991]

  Often times on other forums where the join date or post count is immediately public and displayed a "newbie" is treated as such... here that usually is not the case. 

Well, usually.  *whistles innocently*