George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[b_dubb]

This year's Halloween episode generated a lot of suck. Why do you continue to listen?

[pyewacket]

I kicked-off my marathon movie festival for Halloween by tuning into GetTV and watching "Bell, Book, and Candle," with Jimmy Stewart and Kim Novak.  Not exactly a creepy movie but well worth watching for the acting and cinematography alone.  Such a gorgeously shot movie, typical of quality ones from the 50's.  I also learned what a "Pyewacket" is all about. 

Wasn't that a beautiful cat? I always liked that movie. Pyewacket wasn't originally a cat, but rather identified as an imp by a woman suspected of being a witch in 1644. Otherwise commonly associated with a familiar in most stories. 

[washere]

Les lèvres rouges - 1971 - François de Roubaix

Full movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRnSu4oZLP4

[ItsOver]

A gorgeous cat!  What a fantastic match with Kim Novak.  A wonderful pairing of knockout eyes.  The camera captured the cat's exquisite eyes of blue.  Marvelous!

[nextgen.fm]

" :...HALLOREEEEEEEN"


-George Ralph noory

[washere]

Suspiria (1977) trailer

Full movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVJbfLcFnxQ

[Gemstone]

"Pull up a chair, open a candle"

Immediately knows he made a mistake.

"Turn on a candle and enjoy!"

TOTALLY SAVED IT! 

Setting the tone of the show…

[zeebo]

George's first hour interview was horrible. ... The interview might have been interesting if he had allowed her to develop one or two stories, but instead he just followed the cards and jumped from topic to topic.  ...

He also irked me with his typical "Of all your experiences, which one was the number one most scary?"  I hate this because it's so friggin' lazy.  It's Noory's "solid gold hits" short-cut mentality.  Also such a total anti-climax, since he blurts it out so soon that there's nowhere to go but down from there.  What a bore. 

(Side note, the guest seemed nice and she deserved better than being misplaced on the G2G show and getting the ol' 3x5 card robot routine.)

[pate]

This is Dave or George, I find myself hesitant to write that either sucks...

sNoorge gNoory Sucks?

sgS?

[washere]

Great scene of Rumble Fish (La Ley de la Calle)

Rumble Fish - Hey Rusty

[zeebo]

Aw man, Noory's Sunday Suckfest is here again.  Topic is NDE's which could be good, except of course we'll hear these kinds of questions:

"What's new?"
"So how'd you get into this?"
"Some of these stories are amazing aren't they?"
"Of all your research, what's the number one single most fascinating finding?"
"I just love this time of year, don't you?"

[washere]

A Matter of Life and Death (1946) PART 4

[zeebo]

Some pretty wild stuff from David Sereda tonite.  Or maybe I've just lost my built-up UFO story tolerance after all the recent self-actualization shows. 

Btw I didn't see him on the schedule, I think he was added late and the NDE guy got bumped till later.

[Major Ed Damien]

All of George's "emerging artists" need to be "further submerging artists."

[Major Ed Damien]

Why can't George be abducted by aliens and dropped into one of their inter-galactic dumpsters?

[Major Ed Damien]

I got blocked from emailing George for pointing out that the movie 'Network' satirizes angry American television viewers and doesn't validate any of their idiotic concerns.

Somebody replied, calling me a "misfit."

A follow-up email then arrived which read, "He didn't even get your stupid email, and now we've blocked you."

[NoMoreNoory]

Holy cow! This NDE chick is nuts. Giggling like a crazy woman, talking drivel and leaving huge pauses. Joorch might be OK if he can keep her flirty, otherwise someone warn Lionel not to dawdle over his eggs and toast this morning.

[area51drone]

She is fucking crazy.  A terrible guest.  The last guy was full of shit, but at least he could talk.  "I refused to go see the alien bodies."  Yeah right!

[Major Ed Damien]

This NDE nutcase sounds like one of Charlie Manson's hippie-chick cast-offs.

Old enough now to receive Social Security, she might as well disappear into "the light," rather than bore everyone else to death about it.

[Major Ed Damien]

If Joorch and this NDE nut-case could have a baby, it would be an angel with a mustache and a basement-level IQ.

It would also fly backwards.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Carnivora" sounds like a flesh-pill supplement for famished cannibals.

Ugh.

[Major Ed Damien]

I can hear Joorch typing on his keyboard while this idiot speaks.

He stops momentarily to grunt or ask an inane question and then resumes his non-stop pecking.

[Major Ed Damien]

You'd think Joorch would know what "evil" is by now.

Using the voice of a slow-witted fourth grader, he will ask nearly every guest what it is.

Also, I caught him believing in coincidences.

Someone once called to ask if a contemporaneous grain elevator explosion in Texas was related to the Boston Marathon bombings, and Joorch said he did not believe they were related at all.

In other words, it was a coincidence.

[Major Ed Damien]

This nutty woman can't even read her own nutty book.

Later, while attempting to elaborate and wax further nutty, she blew Joorch off after he attempted to interrupt her with, "Let's take some calls," and then blathered for another several minutes.

[Major Ed Damien]

What if this woman's initials were P.M.S.?

Would that be a no-go for a paranormal stage-name?

[zeebo]

Holy cow! This NDE chick is nuts. Giggling like a crazy woman, talking drivel and leaving huge pauses....

Yep, she wacky.

[zeebo]

She is fucking crazy.  A terrible guest.  The last guy was full of shit, but at least he could talk. ....

A good capsule summary of this ridiculous show.

[zeebo]

... A follow-up email then arrived which read, "He didn't even get your stupid email, and now we've blocked you."

Guess they're still outsourcing their email replies to that angry troll under the bridge.  Great public relations, geniuses.

[narcissist noory]

I can hear Joorch typing on his keyboard while this idiot speaks
.


He stops momentarily to grunt or ask an inane question and then resumes his non-stop pecking.

informing all the haturz that George didn't get their email takes up most of his free time

[narcissist noory]

This nutty woman can't even read her own nutty book.

Later, while attempting to elaborate and wax further nutty, she blew Joorch off after he attempted to interrupt her with, "Let's take some calls," and then blathered for another several minutes.

at the beginning of the show george mentioned that it's been a year since her last appearance to which she replied " i have a phone you know?!" resulting in a pause which i was pretty sure was gonna end up in a instadump
  no such luck