George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[bateman]

I don't know he has been suspiciously absent recently. I wasn't even aware that we launched rockets from Virginia. Pretty close to vacation areas and populations.
-GNS

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,6824.msg298704.html#msg298704

[136 or 142]

That made me ill. OJ truthers are no better than 9/11 truthers...in my humble opinion.

That's just silly. Everybody knows that it was Stephen King who killed Ron and Nicole (snark).

[albrecht]

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,6824.msg298704.html#msg298704

Thanks, but I thought he had been on C2C post his DarkMatter appearance. I know his wife was getting sick. Man, last night's philosophical musings "is there a God" was amazingly bad. George breaking out basic, basic stuff and then, of course, mentioning about not understanding the Big Bang again and also his Manichaean views were dealt with by his church hundreds of years ago! I was waiting for our friend the "amateur astronomer and atheist" to call and weigh in on the deep discussion.

[VtaGeezer]

Maybe Snooron ran out of his two stock astronomy questions 1) Don't you think there must be life out there somewhere? and 2) Will we ever get the answers?

If he bounced the guy just for his skeptical view on God, that's even worse. 

Noory has no core religious conviction. He was pandering to the many fundies who, if one judges by the callers relating "Revelations" to everything, are a huge part of his audience.  The funny thing is how the fundies seem to ignore his stated belief in a goofy "galactic consciousness network" that's patently heresy to almost all western concepts of God.

[PB the Deplorable]

Vintage clown pictures to haunt your dreams, George

George and a very young slim Tommy?

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[bateman]

George and a very young slim Tommy?

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About a billion calories ago.

[Juan Cena]

George and a very young slim Tommy?

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Wait, Tommy was...SLENDERMAN?

*Mind blown*

[NoMoreNoory]

John Coleman says it's great to be on The George Noory Show.

[Morgus]

[NoMoreNoory]

Whoever here suggested Joorch is showing signs of dementia may just be on to something. Mentioning how when The Weather Channel started it just did live weather, Noory says his father would just sit there and 'love it'. He tells Coleman his father passed away in '88.
Then says in the last hour with Coleman they'll take 'all kinds of phone calls'. What is that? Long ones, short ones, good ones, bad ones, funny ones....

-GNS

[21st Century Man]

Wells doesn't really need the extra makeup.  He's always reminded me of Lurch or the Frankenstein monster.

[Major Ed Damien]

Chem-trail Nut vs. The Smog Monster.

[Major Ed Damien]

The Smog Monster rejects the chem-trail conspiracy theory.

The average Snoory fan -- and they're all average or woefully below average -- must 'logically' figure this old coot is part of an even bigger world-wide conspiracy.

[pate]

George on a game show:

http://youtu.be/eTDsJd1l7Aw

OH!  Haha! this guy...

Shortie Lawrence short... heahahha

edit: I am listening to the same show shew!

Wow!

[pate]

Totally lied about listening, that guest host Martin Short was hiliarous, this guy... hold on need to tune the radiation...

First impressission Noor sez: "uh hoh huh hooh..."

[SnapT]

What's with Noory reading from FIRE IN THE SKY like it's some holiday story about an angel?  Why not have Travis tell the story himself?

[pate]

Cudjo, Cudjo, I totally saw that movie...  Was a rabid dog, which I'd never own as I love cats...

[21st Century Man]

Oh my.  Noory managed to do some pre-show prep getting ready for the Travis Walton interview.  I bet it took him a couple of hours days weeks to write up that case summary.

[pate]

Sling Blade Remix - French Fried Taters

Y'all got any biscuits for sale in there?

eiditec: (totally sp)

ed(iot)it II:  hah!

[George Drooly]

Love ya george

[pate]

Love ya george

REPORTED

[pate]

The Kinks - Do It Again

edit: George Noory Sucks

[Nick el Ass]

Hey George, thanks so much for the product recall information tonight during the news segment. That's exactly what I tune into C2CAM to hear. I'll be sure to pass along the info to YOUR MOTHER WHO I'M GOING TO RAPE WITH AN EXPIRED SOUP CAN, you drivel-peddling huckster-fucking regional newsreading bumblefucker.

[cweb]

This thread was unstickied, yet it still rides high on the docket.

Guess the turd rises to the top. And with Noory, oh boy is it a floater.

[pate]

Not even the whirling cesspool of insanity that C2C has become can flush the turd of sNooron's floatarietie....  floaterism, the thing that can't be flushed...  To the bat cave photoshop!!

GNS!

[136 or 142]

Whoever here suggested Joorch is showing signs of dementia may just be on to something. Mentioning how when The Weather Channel started it just did live weather, Noory says his father would just sit there and 'love it'. He tells Coleman his father passed away in '88.
Then says in the last hour with Coleman they'll take 'all kinds of phone calls'. What is that? Long ones, short ones, good ones, bad ones, funny ones....

-GNS

I hate to defend Noory but his father passed away recently. He was 88 years old.

[paladin1991]

George and a very young slim Tommy?

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So that's how it all began.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[washere]

Sunny Afternoon- The Kinks | Lyrics

was thinking of posting this song on sunday here about what someone was saying, forget wtf, then thought kinks in george's thread?

[NoMoreNoory]

I hate to defend Noory but his father passed away recently. He was 88 years old.

Sure, but the point is Noory didn't say 'He was 88'. He said 'It was in '88.' We listened to it a few times to be sure. Not quite sure you'd say it was recent, either, but no matter.

[washere]

Travis Walton: couple of my kids had parts in tv and even a movie, funnily one of those was even about aliens

George: Great. They're down here in L.A. or hollywood ?

TW: no they live here (in wherever ..)

George: (disappointed) huh, mmmmmm.  Next caller.....

Why George likes Reagan?

1- woz movie actor
2- woz prez

Who loves both jobs too? 

I'm glad Travis is ok and doing things after he suffered for years, at least he's not a creepy ufologist like half of them
http://www.skyfiresummit.com/

although he needs to believe the little grey critters are good guys, unlike prof. Jacobs and derrel Sims.