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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Immy

I'm watching Brian Clegg's Twitter feed. Just before he went on was this:

"Just about to go on Coast radio in US - hope the caffeine will kick in as not at my best at 7am!"

Then, strangely, this, just now:

"Have @CadburyUK really discontinued chocolate coins? Nooooooo!"

zeebo

Maybe Snooron ran out of his two stock astronomy questions 1) Don't you think there must be life out there somewhere? and 2) Will we ever get the answers?

If he bounced the guy just for his skeptical view on God, that's even worse. 

In any case, it was uncool.  I'm out.

Quote from: Morgus on October 28, 2014, 12:59:41 AM
Whoa, Noory just dumped his second half science guest an hour early.
He is going to open lines for the last hour with the subject "Is there a god?"

Wow, Noory fails again. Has anyone in the history of talk radio changed anyone mind on the subject?

I mean seriously its nearing Halloween and that is the topic he picks. Pathetic.

WOTR

Quote from: Paper*Boy on October 28, 2014, 01:11:08 AM

Ian used to call in on Friday's and plug his weekend show.

This is the very last time they did that.  It was in 2010 during the World Cup, which is why they started out talking about soccer and Phil the Octopus (who lives in a zoo in Germany and was somehow predicting the results).
Thanks... I looked for it for a moment or two and they were all taken down.  It is good to have confirmation that this was the last time for the Friday plug.  George stammering "exactly" after that rant really shows the level of his talent and the lack of the prepared 3X5 cards.  I can Imagine George calling his producers together after than and tearing into them.  How dare they not protect him from looking stupid?

Nick el Ass

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on October 27, 2014, 11:47:00 PM
What is this guy saying about OJ?
Someone was really trying to kill OJ's wife and the guy?
huh?

I didn't get what the guy was saying, and it sounded like Noory was lost too... but than again when is he not. It seems like going into the break Noory said OJ threatened to kill the guest. Then the guy kept using a name that sounded like Joe Esposito which oddly enough was Elvis's right hand man. I think he managed to get the real mafia and the Memphis Mafia mixed up while doing a little blow himself off the phone. The whole thing was up there with some of the dumbest things I have ever heard on C2C. Noory being another all by himself.


Here is Elvis, Joe, Frank Sinatra, and Fred Astaire.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Morgus on October 28, 2014, 01:13:01 AM
Sounded like Noory got ticked off that the guest didn't believe in god?

You would think after all this time on the job Snorge would have figured out that there are scientists who don't believe in God.

136 or 142

The first guest rambled more than Steve Quayle!

michio

Georgie was impressing the C2C audience with his "I believe the primordial soup is the same everywhere in the universe" crap for the 1,056,546,345 time (give or take a few).  I felt badly for the intelligent guest because Rev. sNoory's bible thumping routine must have threw him for a loop. The poor guy probably thought he had stumbled into a Sunday church revival instead of an interview about his book and thoughts on the state of being. Maybe he wasn't prepared to be forced to believe what the host believes, because as we know, and as the host said himself, it's not the Reverend's job to tell us what he thinks. I think the Rev. lies - a lot.

The topic of cell phones and the progressive miniaturization of electronics came up. The Reverend said, "there's more firepower in a smartphone than what was on the Apollo 11 command module." That's an interesting and buzz-are choice of words, "firepower."  I would bet sNoory's throwing mad fits waiting for a tactical nukes app to be released for his smartphone.  'Press 1 with your crooked, pointy finger to start total nuclear annihilation.' BEEP.

pyewacket

Quote from: nooryisawesome on October 28, 2014, 12:41:27 AM
Sorry but it is not going to happen for you. Clyde is back in the hospital yet again. poor guy. Try out the No sleep podcast, its free. Anything ghost is alright too.

I'm so sorry to hear that Clyde is back in the hospital. I hope he recovers quickly and that they can get him on a good plan to help him stay that way.

Thank you for the suggestions- I'm still learning where to find the good stuff on the net and I appreciate all the help I get here from you all.

pyewacket

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on October 27, 2014, 10:15:00 PM
*Ding Ding* Evil French clowns. 'Now you know why I don't like clowns.'

Vintage clown pictures to haunt your dreams, George:

http://www.viralnova.com/vintage-clowns-are-terrifying/

maureen

Just for the record of Nooryisms... he gave us the term "treasonist"!!


aldousburbank

Quote from: maureen on October 28, 2014, 09:09:05 AM
Pyewacket, such a charming avatar!!
You are both so nicely color coordinated now  ;)

Beyond Bleef

Turned on C2C just long enough to hear the guest say Dwight E. Eisenhower was a fascist?  I know Coast to Coast is nothing more than verbal diarrhea, but did I really hear Eisenhower called a fascist?  That didn't really happen, did it?

I'm hoping I heard incorrectly. 

pyewacket

Quote from: maureen on October 28, 2014, 09:09:05 AM
Pyewacket, such a charming avatar!!

Why thank you, Maureen! Fall is my favorite season and I especially like vintage designs. Aldous is right- we're both ready for the Autumnal celebrations.  :)

VtaGeezer

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on October 27, 2014, 11:47:00 PM
What is this guy saying about OJ?
Someone was really trying to kill OJ's wife and the guy?
huh?
That was where Constantine blew what was left of his credibility that had been sinking as the show progressed.  According to him; the Mafia killed Nicole and her boyfriend in a gruesome manner and chose to frame her immensely popular football & movie star husband.  You bet.  Makes sense to me.   ???

Quote from: VtaGeezer on October 28, 2014, 10:28:16 AM
That was where Constantine blew what was left of his credibility that had been sinking as the show progressed.  According to him; the Mafia killed Nicole and her boyfriend in a gruesome manner and chose to frame her immensely popular football & movie star husband.  You bet.  Makes sense to me.   ???


That made me ill. OJ truthers are no better than 9/11 truthers...in my humble opinion.

Juan Cena

Quote from: michio on October 28, 2014, 05:41:32 AM
Georgie was impressing the C2C audience with his "I believe the primordial soup is the same everywhere in the universe" crap for the 1,056,546,345 time (give or take a few).  I felt badly for the intelligent guest because Rev. sNoory's bible thumping routine must have threw him for a loop. The poor guy probably thought he had stumbled into a Sunday church revival instead of an interview about his book and thoughts on the state of being. Maybe he wasn't prepared to be forced to believe what the host believes, because as we know, and as the host said himself, it's not the Reverend's job to tell us what he thinks. I think the Rev. lies - a lot.

The topic of cell phones and the progressive miniaturization of electronics came up. The Reverend said, "there's more firepower in a smartphone than what was on the Apollo 11 command module." That's an interesting and buzz-are choice of words, "firepower."  I would bet sNoory's throwing mad fits waiting for a tactical nukes app to be released for his smartphone.  'Press 1 with your crooked, pointy finger to start total nuclear annihilation.' BEEP.

I've all but come to the conclusion that Snorge is in at least the first stages of Dementia.

Quote from: Morgus on October 28, 2014, 12:59:41 AM
Whoa, Noory just dumped his second half science guest an hour early.
He is going to open lines for the last hour with the subject "Is there a god?"

George can't even handle a science fiction author with a bachelor's degree in general science?  I'd hate to see how far his interviews would go if he didn't find science fascinating.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: michio on October 28, 2014, 05:41:32 AM
The topic of cell phones and the progressive miniaturization of electronics came up. The Reverend said, "there's more firepower in a smartphone than what was on the Apollo 11 command module." That's an interesting and buzz-are choice of words, "firepower."  I would bet sNoory's throwing mad fits waiting for a tactical nukes app to be released for his smartphone.  'Press 1 with your crooked, pointy finger to start total nuclear annihilation.' BEEP.


George has now thrown out the more firepower/power in a phone line, or some variation of it a number of times. He thinks certain things are so witty... and will use them nonstop for days, weeks, or months on end. The dude probably can't even use a dumb phone let alone a smartphone.

Morgus

Quote from: Juan Cena on October 28, 2014, 12:00:14 PM
I've all but come to the conclusion that Snorge is in at least the first stages of Dementia.
maybe from taking too much Carnivora like Pres Reagan took according to the ads?  8)

albrecht

Quote from: VtaGeezer on October 28, 2014, 10:28:16 AM
That was where Constantine blew what was left of his credibility that had been sinking as the show progressed.  According to him; the Mafia killed Nicole and her boyfriend in a gruesome manner and chose to frame her immensely popular football & movie star husband.  You bet.  Makes sense to me.   ???
Yeah, like Mae, Alex, Marrs, etc once you start going down the conspiracy rabbit-hole you start to seeing everything connected in conspiracy....or is it. Maybe THEY just want you to think it is all not some grand, orchestrated plot? Or maybe THEY want to discredit people from examining real conspiracies (LIBOR, INSLAW, BCCI, Obama's past, Operation Gladio, etc etc) and so promote people with grandiose, bizarre, global (even extra-terrestrial) conspiracies to make all conspiracies look bad?
-GNS

Quote from: albrecht on October 28, 2014, 01:43:28 PM
Yeah, like Mae, Alex, Marrs, etc once you start going down the conspiracy rabbit-hole you start to seeing everything connected in conspiracy....or is it. Maybe THEY just want you to think it is all not some grand, orchestrated plot? Or maybe THEY want to discredit people from examining real conspiracies (LIBOR, INSLAW, BCCI, Obama's past, Operation Gladio, etc etc) and so promote people with grandiose, bizarre, global (even extra-terrestrial) conspiracies to make all conspiracies look bad?
-GNS

I always find it interesting when 'experts' who have first hand experience or insider information with one conspiracy seem to branch out and become expert in many or all other conspiracies.  For example, maybe someone is famous for their unique insider knowledge of the JFK assassination, but when that wears thin somehow they also become witness to Sasquatch, secret weapons programs, and alien bases on the Moon.  Or even more telling is when they suddenly become expert in whatever is topical like the weaponization of ebola or the plot to take down MH370 and MH17.

albrecht

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on October 28, 2014, 02:08:14 PM
I always find it interesting when 'experts' who have first hand experience or insider information with one conspiracy seem to branch out and become expert in many or all other conspiracies.  For example, maybe someone is famous for their unique insider knowledge of the JFK assassination, but when that wears thin somehow they also become witness to Sasquatch, secret weapons programs, and alien bases on the Moon.
Yep, it is amazing isn't it? But there are lots of tv shows, conventions (or as Norry calls them "events"), and books to sell and the more bizarre or complicated the theory the more some will buy, I guess. Or maybe it is competition between them. "You says Operation Paperclip well I'll one up you about NAZIs on the moon!"
-GNS


pyewacket

Quote from: nooryisawesome on October 27, 2014, 11:45:11 PM
Week of Halloween and new listeners are tuning in to C2C in hopes of a paranormal show.

What do these potential listeners get? A conspiracy theory from the 1980's and the big bang theory.

Wednesday night- Climate change and 1970's ufo stories.

Thursday night (devil's night) is Linda Howe so they will get stories of crop circles that are obviously advertisement.

No wonder C2C ratings keep shrinking. Noory, Lisa, and Fat ass do nothing to try and grow the show.

Halloween will feature Noory lame version of G2G, he will play cheesy sound effect, 95% of monster mash, tell lame stories that go no where, etc. Art took Ghost stories very seriously and made it a point not to play cheesy music etc. G2G will suck just like last year.

I was puzzled by this, too. I don't remember previous years, but it seems strange that there isn't more of an effort to keep with tradition.

Is it because they are having a hard time booking guests for these topics?

Is it because George is being a maverick and deliberately booking non occult/supernatural guests?

Is it because he's not comfortable with these topics?

Does he feel that these topics are now beneath him?




martinjsxx

The Antares rocket exploded six seconds after launch. Could be a Richard C. Hoagland special appearance tonight.

albrecht

Quote from: martinjsxx on October 28, 2014, 04:19:47 PM
The Antares rocket exploded six seconds after launch. Could be a Richard C. Hoagland special appearance tonight.
I don't know he has been suspiciously absent recently. I wasn't even aware that we launched rockets from Virginia. Pretty close to vacation areas and populations.
-GNS

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