George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

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George on a game show:

http://youtu.be/eTDsJd1l7Aw

[Dateline]

I just saw Noory on a Beyond Belief clip on World Net Daily interviewing Sandra Leigh, astrologer without the stache.  I would have copied it or embedded a portion, but I am not the most tech savy. It aired yesterday, and will be shown on Beyond Belief tonight.

[auggie]

                                        John B Wells was biggest dork I ever heard. Every night some right wing political junk. The second he appeared on the Alex Jones show I knew I had a fix on him. Good riddance.

[Major Ed Damien]

I have looked into tonight's future, and I see that George will say each of the following:

A.  "I can't believe it.  It's already almost Halloween.  Unbelievable."

B.  "That's buzz-are."

C.  "People are uptight these days."

D.  "Like Howard Beale, they're 'mad as hell,' and they aren't going to take it any more."

E.  "The new movie about the Ouija boards . . . oof!  Now, imagine a clown using a Ouija board."

F.  "This Ebola thing is not going away any time soon . . . as well."

G.  "Bismarck, North Carolina, you're on 'Coast-to-Coast AM.'"

[albrecht]

I have looked into tonight's future, and I see that George will say each of the following:

A.  "I can't believe it.  It's already almost Halloween.  Unbelievable."

B.  "That's buzz-are."

C.  "People are uptight these days."

D.  "Like Howard Beale, they're 'mad as hell,' and they aren't going to take it any more."

E.  "The new movie about the Ouija boards . . . oof!  Now, imagine a clown using a Ouija board."

F.  "This Ebola thing is not going away any time soon . . . as well."

G.  "Bismarck, North Carolina, you're on 'Coast-to-Coast AM.'

"Of course."
"That's right."
And "hello Corny". "This is Cornelius and I love you George! haha, nobody has called me that since high school, ha ha ha,  but in terms of nephilum and the Bible...." (I say that because of the callers recently taken now, Cornelius is one of the rare few that I like because at least he seems to listen to show. Granted, he has a theme. But seems a decent guy- so no offense "Corny". But I stand by my comment. Same callers, same shows, same stupid crap and fake medicine, and even the "good" crazy guests often get off-track by the host!)

[NoMoreNoory]

I'll listen to the 1st half tonight because of the topics; Nazis in the US and the Reagan's Contra pals & drugs.  But I cringe when I think that it'll be Noory asking the questions on such serious subjects.

I had the same thought while listening to last night's Knapp show on a lengthy drive today. Noory comes on trailing tonight's show. Should be interesting: won't be.
It struck me too as typically self-serving of Noory that he runs trails of his upcoming show(s) at the weekend, but you never hear such trails for Knapp and the other weekend hosts. Nor does he ever refer back to the weekend shows. It's all about him?

Will he lead with the violent clowns terrorizing France.......??

[NoMoreNoory]

Ah, no. The lava flow in Hawaii. Of course, he mentions that it's on the Big Island 'where we have a studio.' Maybe the lava flow will conveniently burn the fictitious studio down.

[NoMoreNoory]

*Ding Ding* Evil French clowns. 'Now you know why I don't like clowns.'

[Nick el Ass]

I had the same thought while listening to last night's Knapp show on a lengthy drive today. Noory comes on trailing tonight's show. Should be interesting: won't be.
It struck me too as typically self-serving of Noory that he runs trails of his upcoming show(s) at the weekend, but you never hear such trails for Knapp and the other weekend hosts. Nor does he ever refer back to the weekend shows. It's all about him?

Will he lead with the violent clowns terrorizing France.......??

Noory wouldn't dare plug a weekend hpst before, and certainly not after JBW kicks his ass in the ratings. I actually think there is some truth to that... and the rating keeping dropping for C2C too.

[Juan Cena]

                                        John B Wells was biggest dork I ever heard. Every night some right wing political junk. The second he appeared on the Alex Jones show I knew I had a fix on him. Good riddance.

It usually took five seconds of Wells' snarky conspiracy spank talk for me to turn him off.

[Juan Cena]

Noory wouldn't dare plug a weekend hpst before, and certainly not after JBW kicks his ass in the ratings. I actually think there is some truth to that... and the rating keeping dropping for C2C too.

Snorge used to talk to Ian on Friday nights. I assume they were on more friendly terms.

[NoMoreNoory]

No doubt that Mark David Chapman was acting under mind control. Click.
G'night.

[WOTR]

Snorge used to talk to Ian on Friday nights. I assume they were on more friendly terms.

I think right about the time that Ian "threatened the hoover" may have been the end of Georgies little chats (though I may be mistaken.)  I get the feeling that Tommy forgot to include an emergency 3X5 card for when somebody threatened the hoover and poor George was lost...

[SnapT]

I miss Ian and his nonsensical calls to George.

[nooryisawesome]

Week of Halloween and new listeners are tuning in to C2C in hopes of a paranormal show.

What do these potential listeners get? A conspiracy theory from the 1980's and the big bang theory.

Wednesday night- Climate change and 1970's ufo stories.

Thursday night (devil's night) is Linda Howe so they will get stories of crop circles that are obviously advertisement.

No wonder C2C ratings keep shrinking. Noory, Lisa, and Fat ass do nothing to try and grow the show.

Halloween will feature Noory lame version of G2G, he will play cheesy sound effect, 95% of monster mash, tell lame stories that go no where, etc. Art took Ghost stories very seriously and made it a point not to play cheesy music etc. G2G will suck just like last year.

[SnapT]

I think George will do an interview with Frankenstein.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

What is this guy saying about OJ?
Someone was really trying to kill OJ's wife and the guy?
huh?

[nooryisawesome]

I miss Ian and his nonsensical calls to George.

walk in the house.. one great big room. talk about heat. WOW is this area a driveway? that depends .. you know threaten the hoover.  the dishes. get his shirt off any reason at all to get it off.

George Noory- Exactly

[Rico999]

*Ding Ding* Evil French clowns. 'Now you know why I don't like clowns.'

Somewhere along the line, some clown really put a freak out into George.  He brings up his fear of them every chance he gets.   I could speculate as to what actually happened but I'll leave that to your individual imaginations....

The C2c staff should all come to work this Friday as clowns.....George would LOSE it!

Oh and uh, it was pretty funny with the first guest....talking about this Meg woman who did all the research into the Kennedy assassination and then a little later some listener fast blasts George that he personally knew the woman in question --  and lame brain George can't put it together that it was the woman the guest and he were discussing in the first place.   

How does this guy's staff even look at him with straight faces?   The "meetings" must be hilarious with George holding court and all of the staff going "uh huh, uh huh, uh huh," then doing the opposite of what the "boss" suggests they do....

[nooryisawesome]

Thanks for the suggestions. It's pretty bad when the morning radio shows are doing more on the Halloween theme than the "unique" night time show. I think Clyde Lewis is going to a haunted site live- we only get 2 hours of his show and I hope it's good. 

Sorry but it is not going to happen for you. Clyde is back in the hospital yet again. poor guy. Try out the No sleep podcast, its free. Anything ghost is alright too.

[Juan Cena]

I think right about the time that Ian "threatened the hoover" may have been the end of Georgies little chats (though I may be mistaken.)  I get the feeling that Tommy forgot to include an emergency 3X5 card for when somebody threatened the hoover and poor George was lost...

I missed that incident, and am afraid to ask what "threatened the hoover" is a euphemism for.

[Juan Cena]

*Ding Ding* Evil French clowns. 'Now you know why I don't like clowns.'

Isn't the phrase "evil French clowns" redundant?

[Juan Cena]

No doubt that Mark David Chapman was acting under mind control. Click.
G'night.

The only interesting thing I've heard tonight was that Vlad Putin may have cancer. Which is probably a total BS story.

[Morgus]

Whoa, Noory just dumped his second half science guest an hour early.
He is going to open lines for the last hour with the subject "Is there a god?"

[MTB]

WTF? That guest got dumped quickly.

[zeebo]

Wtf did Snooron just kick the physics guy off early?  Going to open lines?  What happened did the subject matter get to taxing on his brain?

[PB the Deplorable]

I'll listen to the 1st half tonight because of the topics; Nazis in the US and the Reagan's Contra pals & drugs.  But I cringe when I think that it'll be Noory asking the questions on such serious subjects.

No worries, I'm sure Alex Jones will have the guy on soon.

Then there's Dan Rather.  He has a website, blog, Twitter account.  And just so happens to have his own internet 'TV' show too.

[PB the Deplorable]

I missed that incident, and am afraid to ask what "threatened the hoover" is a euphemism for.

Ian used to call in on Friday's and plug his weekend show.

This is the very last time they did that.  It was in 2010 during the World Cup, which is why they started out talking about soccer and Phil the Octopus (who lives in a zoo in Germany and was somehow predicting the results).

Anyway, PremRat must have asked YouTube to take all the recordings of it down.  This is from someone else's radio show who discussed it and played it for their audience.  These guys start talking about it at about 1:25, and the recording of Ian's call starts about 2:10:

Ian Punnetts Word Salad/ No Agenda

[Morgus]

Wtf did Snooron just kick the physics guy off early?  Going to open lines?  What happened did the subject matter get to taxing on his brain?

Sounded like Noory got ticked off that the guest didn't believe in god?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I have no idea what just happened. The guest just ended up taking callers, and the callers didn't really have questions-they just talked about their own beliefs.